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Do We Remember You?

Two women were arrested for neglect at a dementia care home in Sussex. They were released 3 hours later as the witnesses were unwilling to press charges against a couple of strangers they'd never met.

written by Backandtotheleft, 09 December 2011
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The GOP Presidential Debates Are A Dime A Dozen

Taking a cue from Donald Trump's GOP presidential debate talk show host Jay Leno says that The Tonight Show will be sponsoring its own GOP Debate and Gary Busey has been chosen to be the moderator.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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The Southern Baptist Name Is Just Too Regional

The Southern Baptists in a move to steer away from being pigeon-holed into having a regional name are considering changing their name to The Dixieland Baptists.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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But Montana Ain't Nowhere Near The Gulf of Mexico

An insurance company based in Billings, Montana is being investigated on charges that it overcharged customers a tremendous amount in hurricane insurance premiums.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Newt Gingrich And Ron Paul - It's Almost Like Looking In A Mirror

Many political pundits feel that Newt Gingrich is just like Ron Paul but with a lot more money, a lot more sarcasm, and a lot more ex-wives.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Bad news if you're a chook

A new report suggests that three people in five are fond of strangling chickens with their bare hands. These people are not even employed in poultry, making this research seem excessively bizarre.

written by whatinthe world, 09 December 2011
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Aliens strike again

A Chester man has been abducted by aliens from outer space in what Police believe was a premeditated act. The man had been talking to them via a web cam and asked for a lift to Jupiter. Silly billy!!!

written by whatinthe world, 09 December 2011
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Germany targets dead beats with V2 Vockets

Pay up or else!

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 December 2011
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Health & Safety Laws to be axed in UK

Think tank 'Civitas' says firms are spending £1bn a year complying with equality legislation. Axing them will save money.

'That would be the think tank that costs us £15,000 a day?'

written by Inchcock, 09 December 2011
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Ban on calculators to boost kids' maths

UK pupils are to be banned from using calculators in primary schools - in a bid to better their maths skills.

'How come they were allowed in schools in the first olace?'

written by Inchcock, 09 December 2011
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Memo to Jon Corzine:

You forgot to buckle up again, didn't you?

written by Michael Balton, 09 December 2011
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Nothing Personal - It's Just Business

Due to the cocaine shortage the country of Herzegovina is planning on invading Colombia after the Christmas holidays.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Now That Is A Great "Guy" Christmas Gift!

What's a good gift to get for the man who has everything. How about an ATM machine that you can easily install right next to the big screen TV.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Joan Rivers' Daughter Melissa Rivers Speaks Her Mind

Melissa Rivers says that she would love to follow in her famous mother, Joan River's footsteps but added that she is allergic to plastic.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Denmark Has Decided To Close Down Shop

Denmark says that they are getting out of the porn business and it is planning on selling its entire 9 million X-rated DVD collection to Charlie Sheen.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Mrs. Bill Gates Is In For A Great Surprise

Bill Gates who says that his wife has everything that money can buy hinted that for Christmas he is seriously thinking about buying her Wikileaks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Donald Trump Can Actually $mell Money

Donald Trump always looking for ways to make a buck says that he will soon be unveiling his new reality show starring Rod Blagojevich titled, Celebrity Cellmate.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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The Textbook Case of The Pot Calling The Kettle Black

Noted "Temper Tantrum Thrower" John McEnroe was asked what he thought about Alec Baldwin's bad attitude on board a jet. He replied "Alec is nothing but a spoiled brat, diva, prima donna, bitch."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Kirstie Alley's Cookbooks Are Flying Off The Shelves

Kirstie Alley has just written a follow up cookbook to her first one tilted Cooking With Ingredients. Her second cookbook is titled, Cooking with Ingredients That Have No Friggin Calories.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Australian Tourism Is Skyrocketing!

Marine biologists have discovered golfish off the coast of Australia that actually contain some 18 carat gold. Thousands of fisherman/prospectors are booking flights bound for the land down under.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Blagojevich Is Headed For The Big House

The former governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich has been sentenced to 14 years in prison or as Zydeco Dupree put it one year for each letter in his name.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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Lindsay Lohan The Writer Slash Movie Star

Lindsay Lohan has said that noted producer-director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker has purchased the movie rights to her book 717 Different Ways You Can Amuse Yourself With Your Freckles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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A Good News - Bad News Economy Story

The good news is that the unemployment rate has gone down. The bad news is that the new jobs are all in the pepper spray manufacturing industry.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 December 2011
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