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Dutch males prefer fireworks and bangers than sex!

Dutch men prefer playing with their fireworks and bangers on new years than banging with their wives. Dutch women want more sex but males just won't get their dicks out of the dykes, gottverdomme!

written by Jaggedone, 31 December 2011
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Manchester United offer Ryan Giggs New Deal

Not on the pitch, but he'll be entertaining the lady guests in the VIP box at half-time.

written by radiogagger, 31 December 2011
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Darren Clarke shocked to receive OBE in New Year Honour List

"Incredible" he blurted out "I never even donated money to the Conservative Party this year"

written by radiogagger, 31 December 2011
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Russel Brand and Katy Perry to Divorce

It's a shame, they had so much in common, well - kissing girls and liking it mainly.

written by radiogagger, 31 December 2011
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Robbie Williams admits he would Sleep With Men for £2 Million

BBC Radio 4 have announced they have bought the rights to the story and will broadcast it on 'Play For Today - Robbie Goes Gay For Pay'

written by radiogagger, 31 December 2011
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Under fire Blackburn boss Steve Kean welcomes kind words from Sir Alex Ferguson

"I hope he is as generous when I'm looking for a coaching job in three weeks time" Kean added.

written by radiogagger, 31 December 2011
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Russel Brand and Katy Perry Announce Divorce

Both said to be heartbroken, Big Brother strumpet Imogen Thomas Offers Rus' a 'shoulder to cry on'

written by radiogagger, 31 December 2011
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Poor lose out in Lotto 'cover-up'

MP's were yesterday accused of helping Lotto bosses cover up a grants scandal that penalises the poor. Camelot refuses to publish ticket sales by region.

'I wonder why?'

written by Inchcock, 31 December 2011
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The Interesting Business Relationship Between Iran and Costa Rica

In one of the more interesting trades between countries. Iran will be sending camels to Costa Rica in exchange for bananas.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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Jay Leno Has Finally Gotten The Picture

Jay Leno admits he's concerned with his humongous chin. It seems the other day while home watching Growing Up Kardashian he looked down and noticed that it was actually sitting on his belly button.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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This Is One Valentine's Day Gift That Will Be Returned

A perfume that men definitely do not want to purchase for their wives or girlfriends for Valentine's Day is Eau Du Calories.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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Indonesia Has Put It's Musical Foot Down!

Indonesia has banned rap music. Authorities said that it has way too many lyrics and it causes the older people lots of stress, tension, pressure, and the urge to wanna pee every three minutes or so.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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Jesse James Knows He Blew It

Jesse James says that there is no truth to the rumor that he is planning on getting a tattoo on his forehead that reads: America's Number One Jerk.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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What Happened To Greeks Bearing Gifts

Greece has just reported that its Christmas sales were just about the worst ever. Greek experts are presently trying to figure out how to make Valentine's Day a lot more appealing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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Well It Certainly Is About Time Mr. Letterman

David Letterman has stated that he will finally dip into his savings account and go ahead and get his tooth gap fixed.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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The Dreaded Nanookinko and Sarah Palin - Like Two Peas In An iPod

Sarah Palin's popularity continues to fall. In fact most Alaskans hate her even more than they hate the legendary Nanookinko, the Alaskan Abominable Snowman.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 December 2011
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The Gringrich who burned the most campaign money

Newt joined fellow candidates in publicly announcing his new year's resolution: "To burn more campaign dollars before bowing out than any of my opponents and then hustling like hell to be named Veep."

written by Lyndon, 31 December 2011
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N. Korean leader Kim Jong Un will be known as Supreme Eater

North Korea's new leader, son of the recently deceased Kim Jong Il, will be known more for his diet than his leadership. Kim Jong Un's roly poly cheeks have already endeared themselves to children.

written by Lyndon, 31 December 2011
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