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Luxury Saudi Yacht Collides with Thames Flood Barrier

A luxury yacht registered in Saudi Arabia has collided with the Thames flood barrier to mark the end of ram-a-dam.

written by IN SEINE, 03 December 2011
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Health And Safety Gone Mad!

Lollipop ladies in Milton Keynes are refusing to wear high visibility vests in case they are mistaken for Spanish prostitutes.

written by IN SEINE, 03 December 2011
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Stonewall Apologises

Stonewall would like to apologise that all of their phone lines were engaged last night because all of their staff were voting for Anthony Cotton in 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'.

written by IN SEINE, 03 December 2011
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"I'm alright Jacques!"

Former President of the European Commission, Jacques Delors say Eurozone is 'flawed'...I think he may have meant fucked but could not spell it?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 December 2011
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Muslims Are the Latest Victims

First, it was public sector workers, next, railway suicide jumpers, now, Muslims will not escape from his insults because Jeremy Clarkson is reputed to be selling hotdogs outside a London Mosque.

written by IN SEINE, 03 December 2011
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Fatima Whitbread's Jungle Experience

Fatima Whitbread has confessed that only 2 things really got up her nose during her stay in the Australian jungle: 1) a cockroach, 2) Antony Cotton although she did not say which was the worst!

written by IN SEINE, 03 December 2011
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Home Sweet Home

The annual lighting of the New York City Christmas tree had to be temporarily halted when police discovered two homeless people and four Occupy Wall Street protesters living in the tree.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 December 2011
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"Hiyo Silver!"

The USDA has announced that U.S. grocery stores will soon be selling horse meat. Pizza Hut immediately unveils its new Giddy Up Pizza, which is a pizza with horseshoe shaped horse meat toppings.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 December 2011
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Michele Bachmann Disses Sarah Palin

Michele Bachmann recently stated that one reason Sarah Palin was not liked was because most Americans don't like seeing a female shoot a moose while smiling and hollering out "Gotcha bitch!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 December 2011
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Barbara Walters Has The Nation's Pulse At Hand

Barbara Walters of The View has stated that in honor of Black Inner Awareness Day, she and her co-hosts will refer to their show on that day as Da View.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 December 2011
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Why all the Gloom?

And now for the Good News! West Ham are on target for promotion.

written by j.w., 03 December 2011
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Nick Clegg says - Our supporters deserve to be listened to!

"Of course finding any will be the real problem!"

written by Inchcock, 03 December 2011
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To thine own self be true

Newt Gingrich suggests Herman Cain should admit he cheated on his wife, and then cheat on her again. According to Gingrich, "It worked for me!"

written by The San Francisco Onion, 03 December 2011
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Wait ... that can't be right

Taylor Swift says one of her favorite artists is Nicki Minaj, possibly because Minaj embodies the same sorts of traditional, folksy values and down-home country charm as Swift herself.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 03 December 2011
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Jobless dropping like flies

Jobless rate in US drops to 8.6 percent, the lowest since March of 2009. Economists warn this figure fails to reflect many Americans unemployed for so long that they died of boredom.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 03 December 2011
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