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Prince Philip feeling better, resumes dropping racial epithets

Hospital staff report that Prince Philip is better as the 92-year-old is once again full of piss and vinegar. In reference to a female Indian physician, he said, "Damn Asian nurses smell of curry."

written by Lyndon, 25 December 2011
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NORAD volunteers angered by early callers

NORAD volunteers thought manning the Santa Hotline in the early morning hours would be easy. Said Bud Smits, "Little bastards started calling at 4 a.m. asking 'Where's Santa?' How about: Fuck off!"

written by Lyndon, 25 December 2011
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Ref's Whistle Stolen. Tiny Clanger held.

When arrested he said "Whooooooo whooooop whoooooo whoooooooo whoooop whooooooooooooo whoooooop OFFSIDE! whoooooooooooooooooooooooo."

written by Clive Danton, 25 December 2011
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Ron Paul Kicked Donald Trump's Arrogant Ass

A reporter told Ron Paul that Donald Trump wanted to see his birth certificate. Paul replied "Tell the bitch that I lost it during the Civil War."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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Ah What Was That Again Mr. Dylan?

60s music icon Bob Dylan is upset that his recent public service commercial for PETA included English subtitles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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The Eskimos Know All About Global Warming

Eskimos in Alaska are starting to worry about global warming. A recent study showed that one in every four igloos is starting to show early signs of melting damage.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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China Is Certainly On The Cutting Edge

Reports out of Hong Kong state that Facebook has just become more popular in China than fortune cookies, chopsticks, and Chinese checkers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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Hey Guys, Was The Elephant Invisible Or What?

Troops in Lower Zamgola are shocked at how an elephant, from neighboring Buffaranda, with four bombs in his trunk managed to get past their check point.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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The Spider is Colorfully Amazing

A research scientist in New Guinea has discovered a spider that can spin webs in every color of the rainbow. Apparently it has something to do with the spider's food coloring gene.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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Nancy Pelosi Knows Her Math

Nancy Pelosi recently said that if she had a nickel for every tear that John Boehner has shed since becoming the speaker of the house, she would have over 600,000 nickels.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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Paris Hilton's Ego Has Taken A Hell of A Beating

Paris Hilton is extremely angry that Lindsay Lohan was paid $1 million to pose in Playboy. Hilton said she told the publication that she would do it for $10,000. They never called back.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2011
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Two-year-old Daniel Miliband breaks into a great big grin and then says loudly: "Bugger!"

He said this while playing with his building bricks in the garden.

"Future Prime Minister in the making there then!"

written by Inchcock, 25 December 2011
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Pope and his big house sold to bail out Italy

The Vatican was sold as reported earlier. Now the Pope is having second thoughts.

written by Aspartame Boy, 25 December 2011
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