Group of Fossils Found in Powys Quarry
A group of fossils were found today in a Powys quarry. They were from an old folks home from Shrewsbury. Their daytrip turned to disaster when which their minibus broke down at a disused quarry near Llandrindod Wells.
Obama receives huge slice of Turkey as a Christmas present!
Iraq have mistakingly sent Obama a huge slice of Turkey instead of giving it to the Kurds. Charitable Obama gave his slice to the poor in the US because thay can't afford the air ticket anyway!
Vanessa Bryant ran out of fingers for gaudy "I'm sorry" rocks
Vanessa Bryant finally gave husband Kobe the heavy-ho after running out of fingers for the huge rocks he would buy her every time he slept around. The "I'm sorry" rings are worth around $40 million.
written by Lyndon
, 20 December 2011
Ron Paul Has Hit The Christmas Nail On The Head
Ron Paul was asked what his Christmas wish would be. He said that he'd like for Donald Trump to grow a pair and finally realize that no one really gives a damn what he thinks.
Sarah Palin Still Harbors Some Bad Sports Memories
Sarah Palin was asked what she wanted for Christmas. She grinned, rolled her eyes, and said, "Well definitely not a basketball!"
Mitt Romney Knows Exactly What He Wants
Mitt Romney when asked what he would like for Christmas replied, "Oh that's an easy one, hair products, just any kind of hair products at all."
Michele Bachmann Is Certainly Not Shy
Michele Bachmann was asked what she is thankful for on this Christmas season. She grinned and said she's thankful that Herman Cain dropped out so we don't have to hear about any more white blondes.
North Korea Imposes Restrictions On Movements Of Population
"It's bloody murder!" said Dim Yung-Fuk a local rice farmer "I'm absolutely breaking my neck for a shit!"
2011 Olympic Games Parking Mayhem
Millions of Brits face fines of £3,800 during the Olympics unless they have permits to park outside their own homes. Fleets of "spy cars" will help catch offenders.
'I bet that politicians will be exempt!'
Official commiserations to the Poor of Britain!
It is with great regret and sorrow, that we have to announce that David Cameron is not dead.