Britney Spears climbs past Gooogle co-founder Larry Page, tops list of most followed Gooogle users. Now in position number two, Page says he expects some great upskirt shots.
Kill two birds' dreams with one stone
To break the cycle of poverty, Newt Gingrich wants to roll back child labor laws so poor kids can become janitors. Why not put them to work building that fence between the US and Mexico instead?
Mitt Romney flip-flops again
Ann Romney, wife of the aspiring Republican candidate, says she's fed up with the noisy thong sandals her husband wears around the house after his morning shower.
I'm Gaga for Rice Crispies
Lady Gaga bathes in milk and Cheerio's in her latest video. Steamy scene prompts Snapp, Krackle and Popp to contact Gaga hoping for roles in her next video.
Nicki Minaj barbie doll no role model
It contains sensors and a tiny electronic chip - turn your radio up to "super bass," and the pink-haired, anatomically correct doll drops its panties and does a line of coke.
A Change of Seasons
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. That's good news, say sources close to the hapless egg, because he had a really lousy summer.
Jeremy Clarkson Quits Top Gear For New Job
'Bashar al-Assad has appointed me as advisor on internal affairs for the Syrian government,' he told reporters.
Britney turns 30, reflects on good life
Britney Spears turns 30. When asked what her highlights were, she cited shaving her head, driving with her baby in her lap, kissing Madonna, wearing pink wigs, and partying with Paris all night.
written by Lyndon
, 02 December 2011
Slum Landlord Steals Simon Cowell's Trousers
"I managed to illegally house 2 families of Somali dissidents, a Polish brickie, a Pakistani dentist and his missus plus 3 Ukranian tarts in his trousers!" - Thanks Simon Cowell
Footballer's agents get £71.8m from the Premier League!
Paid so far this season:
Man City £9.7m
Man Utd £4.5m
What would kids like to be when they grow up nowadays?
Santa Ana Winds really blow this year
Los Angeles man taken by surprise when a eucalyptus tree crashes through his living room ceiling is even more surprised to find his house in now in Pasadena.
Occupation Claimed to be the oldest in history, still going strong in Africa!
The African Dung Beetles Occupation of Elephant Dung!
Ant & Dec Admit To Being Twats
Dec wept openly last night as he confessed "It's true, we really are a pair of talentless, vacuous, grinning Geordie gobshites and I'm so very, very sorry!"
Rick Perry wants another chance
After poor debate performances send campaign into nose dive, Texas Governor Rick Perry suggests he might be able to answer questions better if they were presented in multiple choice form.
Tiger Woods nearly back to his old self
At Sherwood Country Club, windblown Tiger Woods shoots 3-under 69 in Round 1. Invigorated, he reserves Sherwood Hotel room for 3-way hoping to get blown, 69-ed for "round two."
Obama redirects $50 million to fight AIDS
This comes as a tremendous shock - no one even suspected that President Obama had AIDS.