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Shockers! One Xmas show found without 'The Buble' in it!

There is at least one programme on tv this Xmas that doesn't have the singing Canadian cheese puff, Michael Buble in it. Though approached to do the Queen's speech this year, he had prior commitments.

written by shufflewick71, 19 December 2011
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Humbug Fish Currency Project to Begin

In time for Christmas, the US Treasury Department approves of using the Humbug Fish instead of the $5.00 bill.

written by Ellie James, 19 December 2011
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Mao Tse Tung takes over North Korea!

Kim Jong-il is dead and North Koreans rejoicing the fact have been slaughtered. A reincarnated Mao Tse Tung will now lead North Korea into a peoples revolution and then sell it to capitalist China

written by Jaggedone, 19 December 2011
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Black Panther Finally Gets Out Of Prison

Donald Neilson, the notorious Black Panther was finally relased from prison. He died in hospital the next day. "It's a pity he didn't see out all of his 4 life sentences" A prison officer said.

written by IN SEINE, 19 December 2011
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The Krankies are to be rebranded

Because the Krankies are over 60, they feel that it is more appropriate to rename them The Krinklies.

written by IN SEINE, 19 December 2011
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Channel 4 to Produce Celebrity Wife Swap

Channel 4 are to introduce a new series of their popular show Wife Swap. This will start with celebrities starting with… The Krankies and will be sponsored by Irn-Bru.

written by IN SEINE, 19 December 2011
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Non Alcoholic Menace

If 25% of road accidents are due to too much alcohol it means 75% or road accidents are caused by dangerous no-alcoholics.

written by j.w., 19 December 2011
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Bad Misses

We have Miss Steak who always overcooks the meat, her next door neighbour Miss Snake who has a mighty hiss and Banker of the year Miss Selling

written by j.w., 19 December 2011
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So Farewell, Kim Jong-Il

"So ronery!"

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 19 December 2011
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So Farewell, Ronnie Wolfe

Writer of the classic line: "I hate you, Butler!"

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 19 December 2011
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Nottingham man fined £60 for feeding the Ducks!

Last week he was fined £60 for feeding the Ducks on the Trent embankment.

The 208 break-ins, 34 muggings, and 2 stabbings, over the same week are still being investigated.

written by Inchcock, 19 December 2011
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Armed Robbers get away with Cash in Nottingham

Armed robbers made off with cash after raiding a post office in Sherwood, Nottingham.

'In Nottingham?, who'd have believed it!'

written by Inchcock, 19 December 2011
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Jewish and Black Vote in Iowa Caucus

The Des Moines Register asked the state's only minority voters Abe Schwartz and Rufus Holder which one of the six Republican candidates they were going to vote for. Both said they were undecided!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 December 2011
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