American Exit of Iraq Now Complete
As American forces withdrew from Iraq there wasn't a weapon of mass destruction to be seen!
Going around in circles
Astronomers discover an Earth-size planet orbiting a sun-like star in the so-called "Gridlock" zone where conditions could be favorable for life, but partisan politics stand in the way.
Father Christmas commits suicide!
Santa has jumped off of the Forth bridge and committed suicide. The reason was that children only receive hi-tec gadgets, never smile and spend their lives texting and pinging, Merry Xmas, ho, ho, ho!
Practice what you preach
Mitt Romney says President Obama has "made it more difficult for this economy to reboot, reboot, reboot..." as a Romney aide reaches in, pressing a button behind the presidential hopeful's ear.
Onomatopoeia on a mission
Russian space officials grunt upon learning failed Phobos-Grunt Mars probe will crash to Earth next month. They remain hopeful the upcoming Phobos-Whoop probe will fare better.
Sarah Palin runs, but not for president
Alaska's ex-governor escapes Wasilla in a nick of time as the state's sixth-largest city disappears into the softening permafrost on the northern point of Cook Inlet, making redistricting likely.
It's all relative
Rick Perry: "Something's wrong in America when gays can serve in the military but kids can't celebrate Christmas or pray in school." President Obama: "He's lucky he didn't grow up in Kenya!"
Rick Perry: "Voters don't understand integers"
Texas governor defends gaffe: "Cutting $5 trillion from Obama's $3.7 trillion budget makes sense. Negative 3.7 plus 5 equals 1.3. Come on, guys, you should have learned this in high school."
The Reason Why Rick Santorum Is Sizzling!
Rick Santorum has angrily denied the rumor that he has a tattoo with the name Charlie Sheen on his lower back.
John Huntsman Knows How To Woo The Iowa Folks
John Huntsman wants the voters of Iowa to look at him as the nice Mormon and to look at Mitt Romney as the bad Mormon that flip-flops like he's changing his underwear.
Michele Bachmann Has Had It With Romney and Perry
Michele Bachmann said that if Mitt Romney and Rick Perry keep making fun of her hairdo she may just cut it all off like Howie Mandel just to shut the two hair obsessed boys up.
It Looks Like Newt Gingrich Has The "Cheating" Vote
A survey showed that 90% of all unfaithful GOP males said they would vote for Newt Gingrich. Gingrich smiled and replied "Hey unfaithful guys have a right to vote just like everybody else."
Ron Paul Has Made A $10,000 Bet With Mitt "Moneybags" Romney
Ron Paul bet Mitt Romney $10,000 that he couldn't say I'm a frumpy, finicky, fussy, facetious, freakin flip flopper real fast three times.
Bookies slash odds on a White Christmas!
As 'Arctic' weather swept across Britain yesterday.
Forecasters warn of much more to come with downpours and plummeting temperatures ahead.
"I blame Bing Crosby!"
Highways Agency say it has 500 gritters on standby for the coming Arctic weather!
With 296,988 miles of road in the UK, that's what?
593,976 miles of road to grit each day for each gritter?
Sounds a lot to me!
Michele Bachmann Had Some Words For Herman Cain
Michele Bachmann revealed Herman Cain has called her about a dozen times since he dropped out of the GOP race. She said she finally had to tell him to leave her alone because she is not a blonde.
Debates, Debates, Everywhere One Looks, One Sees Debates
It is now official the Republican presidential candidates have now had more debates than there are people in the state of Iowa.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Kim Kardashian Is A "Winner"
A recent national survey on the subject of marriage has just named Kim Kardashian as The Worst Wife of The Decade.
Rick Perry Is Helping To Keep Iowa Afloat
Rick Perry says that the people of Iowa should vote for him because he personally buys a lot of Iowa corn for his Texas cattle.
Rick Santorum Says It's All In The Definition
Rick Santorum was asked if he had ever been unfaithful to his wife. He paused and replied "Ah, does self gratification count?"
Michele "Plain Jane" Bachmann Makes A Damn Good Point
Michele Bachmann said that the reason American voters like her so much is because just by looking at her they know that there is no way in hell that she could ever have an affair.
And Now Romney and Gingrich Are Playing Tit For Tat
Mitt Romney referred to Newt Gingrich as being zany. Gingrich fired back by saying that he'd rather be zany than a hairy fairy like him.
The NTSB Means Business!
In 2012, The National Transportation Safety Board will issue a ban on cell phone use while driving. Violators will have their nose rings, tongue studs, and other body piercing devices confiscated.
Barbara Walters Somehow Overlooked One Particular Fella
Gary Busey is apparently very upset with Barbara Walters because he did not make her Ten Most Fascinating People of The Year list.
Ron Paul Knows How To Put It All In Prespective
Ron Paul said that people need to forget that Mitt Romney is a Mormon and focus more on the fact that he is a Mormon flip flopper.
Complaints against Notts Police significantly down in 2011
Not surprising really is it?
There are 280 less officers to complain against now.
Thanks to the the Coalition Government's fight against crime!