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Local Boy Lost

...his bicycle. It was red with an awesome Power Rangers sticker on it...and...*ahem*...tassles... If found please return to 487 Weston Drive.

written by Spyder, 13 December 2011
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Canadian gay penguin goes straight!

A staunch gay penguin couple in Toronto zoo has split up because one of them, Buddy, has decided to enjoy some penguin pussy. His mate has also decided to go straight; there's hope yet!

written by Jaggedone, 13 December 2011
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New Frozen Planet Controversy

Following admission that newborn bear cubs were filmed in a zoo, David Attenborough has revealed that his parts were filmed at his home. 'I'm 85,' he explained, 'and the real locations were too cold.'

written by Swan Morrison, 13 December 2011
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Occupy Movement Has Unintended Ironic Victory

Because of Occupy U.S. public officials are suddenly concerned about supposed damage to public spaces they've been neglecting for decades.

written by manbrad, 13 December 2011
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Millions Die Tragic Needless Deaths While God Helps Tebow Win

"Fuck those pussies," sayeth the Lord. "I help winners."

written by manbrad, 13 December 2011
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Incontinence Conference

Tickets for the Incontinence Conference in Manchester are now available from our hotline number. Please go before ringing as this may involve a long call.

written by IainB, 13 December 2011
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Harry Redknapp's new book

Harry Redknapp has written a new book about the fall and fall of Portsmouth. It is called The Road From Wembley.

written by IainB, 13 December 2011
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Jonny Wilkinson Kicks Cat

The newly retired rugby legend said "I haven't felt pressure like it since I kicked that drop goal in the world cup final or when I microwaved my Jack Russell.

written by Clive Danton, 13 December 2011
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Rudolph With Your Nose So Bright

The horrible economical situation has even affected Santa Claus. He reports that instead of using Rudolph and 8 reindeer he will be cutting back and only using Rudolph and 4 reindeer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2011
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Newt Gingrich Has Attracted The Loony Element

Newt Gingrich is really picking up the supporters now. His newest fans include Jerry Sandusky, Bernie Madoff, Alec Baldwin, Ndamukong Suh, and Joan Rivers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2011
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Gloria Allred Does Not Mince Words

Attorney Gloria Allred said that Herman Cain is not fooling anyone and that the only reason he wants to go work for FOX News is so he can get a shot at his dream girl Ann Coulter.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2011
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And Yet Another Reality Game Show

Coming to the Fox Network in January, the new reality game show, So Who Do You Want To Throw Under The Bus? Celebrities come on the show and tell the host which person they hate the most.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2011
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