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Morris-dancing 'Flash Mobs' To Protest Against Absence Of Morris-dancing In Olympic Opening Ceremony

'We see this as a very British equivalent of the Arab Spring,' said a spokesman for the The Morris Federation.

written by Swan Morrison, 11 December 2011
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Opponents of David Cameron Agree Their Stance Against His EU Veto

'We can't say we'd have agreed with EU treaty changes,' said The Criticise Cameron Campaign, 'so we'll say we'd have attended a summit in a parallel universe where no tough decisions were needed.'

written by Swan Morrison, 11 December 2011
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Power Restored To Most Scottish Homes

'Much of the storm damage has now been repaired,' confirmed Alex Salmond. 'Thousands of Scots are now returning home from the pubs and fast food takeaways in which they have been sheltering.'

written by Swan Morrison, 11 December 2011
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Chelsea News - AVB To Be More Proactive

Picks himself to play in midfield in Manchester City clash.

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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Spoofer Reachers Snippet Milestone!

Skoob1999 hits 500 - not a single one is remotely amusing!

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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North West Home Of Strongest Football Teams

Wigan, Blackburn and Bolton currently propping up the rest of the Premiership.

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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Sir Alex Reveals Christmas Wish List.

Eleven Cantonas! And an Eric Cantona!

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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Wonga.com Refuse Loan

'We realise that this is the only way Greece can get a loan,' sympathised the old chap from the Wonga.com advert, 'but, frankly, we haven't got 130 billion euros.'

written by Swan Morrison, 11 December 2011
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Daddy I Never Knew Thee

Council housing chiefs are being branded sex snoopers after saying that every overnight visitor to a block of council flats must be signed in. At least everyone will know who there dad is now.

written by Backandtotheleft, 11 December 2011
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Drug Abusers Will Be Able to Rate Their Experience of Narcotics

… On TRIPADVISOR

written by IN SEINE, 11 December 2011
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David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg!

The messiest divorce of the century is about to happen, Cameron has divorced Clegg because he's having an affair with that "dirty nationalist slut" the other Nick, Griffin and his "Union Jack"!

written by Jaggedone, 11 December 2011
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Weekly World News To Merge With Fox News

Planned "two-tier" approach will add in more serious fare alongside Fox's regular content.

written by manbrad, 11 December 2011
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Simon Cowell's Head Explodes In Street

Dozens were injured and treated in hospital for severe Botox burns. A clearly shaken witness said "It was wicked! The moon-faced git had it coming"

written by Clive Danton, 11 December 2011
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Another Hunting Dog Has Shot His Master

Ten days ago a hunting dog in Utah shot his master in the butt. Now a hunting dog in Florida has shot his master in his thigh. Wow! It's a damn good thing that dogs aren't allowed to own guns.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2011
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Mitt "The Gambler" Romney Just Lost Some Percentage Points

During the last GOP Debate Mitt Romney offered Rick Perry a $10,000 bet. Great, that's just what we need a president who will say "Okay dude, $50,000 says I can level your effen country in 48 hours."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2011
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Diane Sawyer Was Just Being A Curious Female

During a GOP Debate commercial Diane Sawyer walked up to Michele Bachmann and commented on how nice her hair looked. Bachmann thanked her. Sawyer then whispered if the drapes matched the carpet.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2011
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Where Oh Where Is Herman Cain?

Just before the GOP Debate started Ron Paul turned to Rick Perry and asked him where Herman Cain was. Perry smiled and replied that Brother Herman has gone into the Witness Protection Program.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2011
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Nottingham's 2010 records

Average Unemployment:
National 7.9% - Nottingham 14.9%

Overall Crime per 1000 of the population:
National: 1.9 - Nottingham 4.1

Come visit us sometime!

written by Inchcock, 11 December 2011
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O Come All Ye Faithful - rewritten for the Coalition's Christmas celebrations!

O Come All Ye Unfaithful!

written by Inchcock, 11 December 2011
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Commemorative: 2.6m BC: Tools... technology was born!

The first people to make and use them for killing were barely human at all - they were a human-like species called Homo habilis ('skilful person').

'We have come a long way, now our weapons can kill million at a time!'

written by Inchcock, 11 December 2011
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Beckham: I won't manage after playing!

'I'm sure so many pensioners, especially those that will die through hypothermia this year again, will be pleased to hear that!'

written by Inchcock, 11 December 2011
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The joke's on Iowa

Rick Perry presses Mitt Romney on a point at Iowa Republican debate. Romney jokingly wagers median income of Iowa that Perry is wrong. Perry calls, raises him one John Deare tractor.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 11 December 2011
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