Libyan Rebels take Brixton
Colonel Gadaffi has confirmed that his troops have suceeded in
taking the town of Brixton in London. Although the Met Police are holding out they have had to withdraw from the town.
UK PM is as tight as an Italian ducks arse!
David Cameron was caught red-handed not tipping an Italian waitress after downing his cappuccino. He went back, apologised and invited her to his private party: Luckily Berlusconi was not there!
Charity shops outwit looters.
High Street Charity shops are defying the looters by leaving all their clothes strewn all over the pavement without price stickers on.
Rooney sizzles, Nani dribbles & City crumbles!
It was the "Good, the Bad & The Ugly" at Wembley yesterday: The Good (very), Man United, The Bad (very) Man City and the Ugly (very), Balotelli, what a tosser! Send him home to mama for a spanking!
Wynonna Judd Doesn't Take Any Shit From No One!
Wynonna Judd wants to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars but just as long as she isn't paired with Maksim Chmerkovskiy because if he yells at her she'll knock the shit out of him.
Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer Has Spoken (Again)
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just banned the use of the weather related terms El Niño and La Niña. She says she wants people to use the terms The Boy and The Girl instead or face an $800 fine.
Oprah Winfrey Is A Very, Very Rich Woman - And She Sure Ain't Stupid
Oprah Winfrey has lent the U.S. Government millions of dollars. She told President Obama that she's sorry but she can't lend the U.S. any more money because she's afraid she won't get it paid back.
Jerry Springer Says Hate On Jerry Lewis Not On Him
Jerry Springer wants it made perfectly clear that he loves the kids on American Idol and for people to please not confuse him with Jerry Lewis who made some stupid, dumbass remarks about the AI kids.
Let Them Eat (Sugar Free) Cake!
I love how history conveniently leaves omits the fact that when Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake", the people she was referring to were all diabetics.
Scientists Make Discovery About Antimatter Belt
Scientists discover that the antimatter belt surrounding Earth is actually made of lamb skin.