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Something is missing...

After years of of depedant use, HUGH HEFNIER's penis shrivels up and fall off. In this case Viagra falls.

written by A.M.J-OWNS, 07 August 2011
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Owning a Cell Phone Can Cause Underachievement

A new study found that the average child is more likely to own a cell phone than a book. I guess that would explain why he's average.

written by IN SEINE, 07 August 2011
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London Officials Test The Olympic Flame

With the Summer Olympics a year away, the city of London previewed a portion of the opening ceremonies last night. An enthusiastic crowd of 5,000 helped distribute the Olympic flame to 4 police cars.

written by Michael Balton, 07 August 2011
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Spurs fans riot

Fans of Tottenham Hotspur's masochist division rioted as they realised they will not be beaten by West Ham this year.

written by j.w., 07 August 2011
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President Obama Wheels and Deals A Non-Payment Deal

President Obama says that China has agreed to forego next month's loan payment in exchange for getting the ownership rights to Lake Erie.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 August 2011
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Budweiser Knows How To Capture A Larger Market

In an interesting product combination deal the Budweiser Beer Company will be offering a free box of Girl Scout Cookies with each case of Bud Light that is purchased.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 August 2011
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Sandra Bullock Is Asked About Sarah Palin

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock was asked if she's ever considered kissing Sarah Palin. Bullock replied, "I have no desire to kiss her or even be in the same room with that Paul Bunyan wannabe."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 August 2011
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Joe "Double Dribble" Biden Shoots One From Downtown

Vice-President Joe Biden asked the president if he could have one of the six basketballs he received as birthday gifts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 August 2011
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Let Them Eat (Sugar Free) Cake!

I love how history conveniently omits the fact that when Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake", the people she was referring to were all diabetics.

written by AC Lagos, 07 August 2011
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DUH, What Did Harry Say?

SML Reid on the S&P downgrade "balanced approach to deficit reduction that combines spending cuts with revenue-raising measures." Translation Pres. Obama wants new taxes to spend on useless programs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 August 2011
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If TS Geithner Had Testicular Fortitude He Would Say

Pres. Obama stop this nonsense of taxing the rich (killer for small business), stimulus spending & regulations. Then get your butt out of the way so the private sector can solve US economic problems!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 August 2011
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The Birthday Boy (not politically correct)

A birthday bash for President Obama in Chicago IL netted $30,000 a plate from fat cat Democratic liberal supporters, while 14 million Americans don't have a job to put food on the table!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 August 2011
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EPA Overreaching

EPA Director Lisa Jackson says that reports of deadly shark attacks in the State of Montana have caused the agency to begin regulating plastic kiddie pools!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 August 2011
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Democratic Liberal Far Left Party Line

The following Obama administration programs will create jobs: methane cow fart suppressor, Reid high speed train to Death Valley NV, fresh vegetables for deadbeat dads & regulation of elephant poop!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 August 2011
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