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After years of of depedant use, HUGH HEFNIER's penis shrivels up and fall off. In this case Viagra falls.
Owning a Cell Phone Can Cause Underachievement
A new study found that the average child is more likely to own a cell phone than a book. I guess that would explain why he's average.
London Officials Test The Olympic Flame
With the Summer Olympics a year away, the city of London previewed a portion of the opening ceremonies last night. An enthusiastic crowd of 5,000 helped distribute the Olympic flame to 4 police cars.
Spurs fans riot
Fans of Tottenham Hotspur's masochist division rioted as they realised they will not be beaten by West Ham this year.
written by j.w.
, 07 August 2011
President Obama Wheels and Deals A Non-Payment Deal
President Obama says that China has agreed to forego next month's loan payment in exchange for getting the ownership rights to Lake Erie.
Budweiser Knows How To Capture A Larger Market
In an interesting product combination deal the Budweiser Beer Company will be offering a free box of Girl Scout Cookies with each case of Bud Light that is purchased.
Sandra Bullock Is Asked About Sarah Palin
Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock was asked if she's ever considered kissing Sarah Palin. Bullock replied, "I have no desire to kiss her or even be in the same room with that Paul Bunyan wannabe."
Joe "Double Dribble" Biden Shoots One From Downtown
Vice-President Joe Biden asked the president if he could have one of the six basketballs he received as birthday gifts.
Let Them Eat (Sugar Free) Cake!
I love how history conveniently omits the fact that when Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake", the people she was referring to were all diabetics.
DUH, What Did Harry Say?
SML Reid on the S&P downgrade "balanced approach to deficit reduction that combines spending cuts with revenue-raising measures." Translation Pres. Obama wants new taxes to spend on useless programs!
If TS Geithner Had Testicular Fortitude He Would Say
Pres. Obama stop this nonsense of taxing the rich (killer for small business), stimulus spending & regulations. Then get your butt out of the way so the private sector can solve US economic problems!
The Birthday Boy (not politically correct)
A birthday bash for President Obama in Chicago IL netted $30,000 a plate from fat cat Democratic liberal supporters, while 14 million Americans don't have a job to put food on the table!
EPA Director Lisa Jackson says that reports of deadly shark attacks in the State of Montana have caused the agency to begin regulating plastic kiddie pools!
Democratic Liberal Far Left Party Line
The following Obama administration programs will create jobs: methane cow fart suppressor, Reid high speed train to Death Valley NV, fresh vegetables for deadbeat dads & regulation of elephant poop!