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Report: U.S. Schools Turning Out Bumbling Incompetents

The report concludes that the future supply of politicians is assured.

written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
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Michelle Obama: President Is Not Having "A Pizza" Party for B-Day

First Lady says, "It's an 'AppeaseMENT' party."

written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
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Bloody Tower

Headless Ghosts from the Bloody Past have emerged from the walls of the Tower of London and eaten the heads off Ravens cavorting in the cells.

written by j.w., 04 August 2011
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Thinking the Unthinkable

Osborne to Cameron: 'How long before we call in Gordon Brown to help us sort out the economic crisis?'

written by j.w., 04 August 2011
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SHOCK Market

Too Big to Fail or Failing Big Time?

written by j.w., 04 August 2011
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Shell give Dyson contract to suck up its mess in Nigeria!

Oil giant Shell have given vacuum cleaner giant Dyson a contract to suck up its filthy mess in Nigeria. Nigerians would have preferred compensation, but Shell prefer to suck them dry, being Dutch (?)

written by Jaggedone, 04 August 2011
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New Gene Found

Today in London University Hospital, scientists have discovered a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind some other genes.

written by IN SEINE, 04 August 2011
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New drug to give semi colons fuller erections

Semi colons now promise to take 'more control' of sentences

written by Indy87, 04 August 2011
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Republicans Will Come To Obama's 50th Birthday After Compromise Is Reached

President will give Republicans gifts, not allow any of his supporters to come. "Now will you like me?" whimpers birthday boy.

written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
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The Goats, Sheep, and Chickens Can Stay

Authorities in Pensacola, Florida have demanded that a Petting Zoo owner remove a full grown crocodile from the Petting Zoo premises immediately.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
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How About Something In A Size 7 Gargonzola?

A Wisconsin inventor has come up with a pair of shoes made entirely out of cheese. He says they are perfect for people who have a habit of putting their foot in their mouth.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
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Harold Camping Is Not A Very Happy Camper

Harold Camping says that he's so sick and tired of people making fun of the fact that his end of world predictions have all been wrong that he's decided that he'll just stop making them (so there!).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
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The Players Take 52

Las Vegas has just come out with a new casino card game. It is called The Debt Deal - you just keep dealing the cards and let the players fight each other over the cards.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
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2012 Democratic Presidential Campaign Begins

Democratic Party left wingers accuse Republicans who won't eat a black spotted banana of being racist, homophobic and anti-Hispanic (Chiquita)!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
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Smells Bad in Any Case

Rabid environmentalists ask people not to cut the cheese this week so as to reduce their overall carbon footprint. Oops that should be "not to eat cheese!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
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Hidden Chemical Regulation Agenda

Purported safety group (rabid environmentalists) rating child car seats find too many chemicals in seat materials. No report as to the safety aspect of the seats, but ask EPA for new regulations!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
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Poster Child for US Senate Term limits

President Biden calls Tea Party supporters terrorists. The American people call VP Biden incompetent, a bumbler, foot in mouth Joe and wonder how he got where he is!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
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President Obama to Focus on Jobs

LONE RANGER: President Obama to focus on jobs. TONTO: The only job President Obama is focused on is keeping his own in 2012, but still speaks with forked tongue!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
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