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Suspicious E Mail.

Do not open an E Mail offering 2 free tickets to watch a Chelsea match. It may contain 2 free tickets to watch a Chelsea match.

written by Rebel Not Taken, 26 August 2011
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Obama turns even greyer as Hurricane Irene hits the US!

Budget deficits, financial meltdowns, recessions, Hilary, Afghanistan and now Hurricane Irene: How much can one President take? Look at Obama's hair and you'll know!

written by Jaggedone, 26 August 2011
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Prison Population Goes Higher

Enthusiasm in the Government is being shown over the increasing success at achieving a massive increase in the prison poulation. 'Crime doesn't pay' said a Tory source 'but it is costing a lot!'

written by j.w., 26 August 2011
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Gaddafi found

Former Libyan leader Mummy Gaddafi has been found in an Egyptian Pyramid.

written by j.w., 26 August 2011
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In for a Double Dip

Having experienced one recession the British public is looking forward to another dip in the near future. Labour has warned swimmers not to go too deep too fast.

written by j.w., 26 August 2011
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Oboes will be a problem

With a 40% increase in the number of Oboes, the Government has told journalists that 'It is fatuous to ask for more money.'

written by j.w., 26 August 2011
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Nurofen

I've just taken some Nurofen. I still have a pounding headache but oddly enough the voices have stopped.

written by Marc A Cutler, 26 August 2011
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Sarah Palin Surely Must Know That Louisiana Is A State and Not a Country

Sarah Palin was recently asked her opinion on New Orleans' French Quarter. She smiled and said that it's kind of like the French Dime but worth two and a half times as much.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 August 2011
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Charles "The Round Mound of Rebound" Barkley Is Looking Like A Double Wide Trailer

Charles Barkley has gotten so fat that he not only has bingo arms and bingo legs, he now also has bingo lips and bingo tonsils.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 August 2011
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It Was Not Exactly A Day At The Park For The TSA Agent

Michele Bachmann caused quite a scene at LAX Airport when she refused to submit to a TSA Pat Down. She told the TSA agent that no ones touches her bikini taco but her anti-gay husband.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 August 2011
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Harold Camping Is Such An Unhappy SOB Camper

Harold "The End of The World" Camping says that he correctly predicted the New York earthquake, the New York hurricane, and the New York Mets (61-68).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 August 2011
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Are You Listening

The American people have told Pres. Obama & Congress they want a "balanced approach" to solving the deficit problem. Namely, no new federal spending, no new federal taxes & a balanced federal budget!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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More Gloomy News

Standard and Poor's (S&P) has downgraded President Obama's Economic policies from clueless to lunacy.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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Jobs Galore

President Obama's new jobs plan includes green jobs, lube jobs, paint jobs, blow jobs, hand jobs, snow jobs and boob jobs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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Conservative Talk Show Debuts

Reverend Al Sharpton is the new host of an MSNBC TV talk show. His guest line-up includes Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum and Jon Huntsman.



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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A Meaty Idea

Are you a carnivore who doesn't get enough vegetables? The US Department of Agriculture recommends eating more Vegans!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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Another Coincidence

Pres. Obama is crediting his "leading from behind" procrastination policy towards the non-war in Libya as being successful. A category 3 Hurricane named Irene is headed for Martha's Vineyard MA!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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Giving Notice

Some zoo animals were noticed to sound the alarm before the earthquake hit the Washington DC area. However, some pets were noticed to mess up the house after the earthquake hit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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VP Biden Still in China

VP Biden told the Chinese leadership that 85% of Americans eat Sushi at least three times per week!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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Just Stop Spending

Maryland's tax and spend governor plans to raise more revenue by taxing belly button lint, toe nail clippings, sheets of toilet paper used per day and senior citizens Mahjong winnings!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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Dark Nights Ahead for the US

The Bush administration outlawed incandescent light bulbs to save energy and now the Obama administration may ban compact fluorescent lamps (CFL) because of mercury. Anybody got any candles?


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 August 2011
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