The High Flying 78-Year-Old Willie Nelson Is Still Performing
Willie Nelson said that he will give up smoking marijuana whenever it starts affecting his actions. He made the comment as he was trying to put a saddle on a goat.
Rick Perry Would Make A Great NFL Field Goal Kicker
Tim Pawlenty who dropped out of the GOP presidential race says he is having fun sitting back and watching Palin, Bachmann, and Romney getting their asses kicked by Rick Perry.
No One Has Retired and Unretired More Times Than Brett Favre
Retired quarterback Brett Favre says that during the off-season he has been practicing not crying so much and he says that he may just decide to play one more year.
Yes Nancy, Those Were The Days
Nancy Pelosi says she misses the good old days back when she was the Speaker of the House and the biggest issues concerned her hair, her make up, and her choice of clothing.
Hitler more popular than Cameron!
In a recent poll, asking which politician you would like to see in a documentary on TV, Adolph Hitler got 145% more votes than David Cameron!
Gaddaffi and his movie role
Colonel Gaddaffi will resign the Libyan Presidency effective noon tomorrow as long as his demands for an immediate star billing in a Hollywood movie based on his life are met. Just can't wait, dude!
Gaddaffi gets his food
Colonel Gaddaffi of Libya will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow as long as his demands for bucket loads of KFC and Burger King products are met. The dictator is one hungry individual.
Col Muammar Gaddafi's son, Saif al-Islam, confirms that Pro-Gaddafi supporters control most of Libya
'The NATO aggressors have overdubbed news footage to make our supporters sound like rebels,' he revealed, 'and digitally altered the flags they are waving.'
Jobs quits Apple job! Obama wants more jobs! Gaddafi goes "postal", loses job! U.S. Postal Service poised to cut even more jobs! More news at 11 ... if I still have a job.