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Prince Harry Dumps His Girlfriend

Prince Harry has announced that he has dumped his girlfriend so that he can concentrate more on his chopper.

written by IN SEINE, 16 August 2011
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Shell Sales Zoom in Tibet

After a Buddist Monk set himself on fire the Dali Lama said,"Shell is the cleanest burning fuel"

Shell's Lhasa office confirm they are running their old ad.

GO WELL GO SHELL

written by BobBush, 16 August 2011
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Numerous Injuries at El Paso Amigo Air Show

Several spectators were injured during a frenzied stampede today at the El Paso Air Show. Witness report the crowd became unruly when after several hours there were no plane crashes or tragedies.

written by Lola Heatherton, 16 August 2011
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Ancient rockers AC/DC launch their own wine, Hells Bells!

"Moneytalks" as ancient rock band, AC/DC launch their own brand of Aussie wine. For wine connoiseurs it's a "Highway to Hell" and for the rest of us it's a "Whole lot of Rosé"!

written by Jaggedone, 16 August 2011
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Go Back to your roots!

Who Do You Think You Are? TV programme have caused uproar by suggesting that a contributor should go back to their riots. This unfortunate midprint has upset a Police Chief due to appear.

written by j.w., 16 August 2011
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Europe in Trouble

An economic meltdown in in Europe is feared as the Butter Mountain begins to feel the heat.

written by j.w., 16 August 2011
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Too much TV will shorten your life

Transvestites have been warned that cross dressing will shorten their lives, research published in Hello magazine reveals.

written by j.w., 16 August 2011
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Mightier than the sword

After being castrated, John Thomas of Penistone in Derbyshire admits that the sword is mightier than the penis. "Damn these old wive's tales," he said from his hospital bed.

written by IainB, 16 August 2011
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Exam Results

At the fifteenth time of asking, Ron Jeremy has finally got his French Oral. "It was hard," he said. "Tricky to get your tongue round some of the more lengthy sections."

written by IainB, 16 August 2011
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