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It's A Happy Day In Liechtenstein

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton congratulated the tiny European country of Liechtenstein on the 205th anniversary of their independence. She then asked if the U.S. could borrow $10,000.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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The Bulls Are All Over The Place - And That's No Bull!

Spain wants to dispel the rumor that they are running out of bulls. An expert on the bull industry says Spain does not have a bull shortage but if they did they could always buy some from Mexico.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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The Outsourcing To Pakistan May Backfire

The government of Pakistan says they're tired of the constant U.S. drone strikes on their soil. They warn if they aren't stopped the U.S. telephone callers will be put on "Hold" for twice as long.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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Burundi's Economy Has Really Exploded!

The tiny East African country of Burundi, which is known as The Grenade Capital of the World, has stated that they will soon begin selling grenades on eBay for $2 per dozen.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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Amnesty International are happy the London hostage situation is over, Cesc Fabregas can now return home

Arsene Wenger bigger human rights violator than Pol Pot

written by Indy87, 15 August 2011
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GB grabs another world title; Worlds biggest female boozer!

A UK woman has won the world title of the biggest female boozer, she downs 28 pints a day! All other contestants for the title died whilst trying (male and female!).

written by Jaggedone, 15 August 2011
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Sometimes Not Running Can Be A Lot Better Than Running

Mitt Romney did not run in the Iowa GOP Straw Poll and came in 7th behind Rick Perry who came in 6th and also did not run. Romney figures as long as he does not run he may have one hell of a chance.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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The Ever So-Respectful Gov. Rick Perry Has A Goal

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas didn't enter the Iowa GOP Straw Poll and received 718 write in votes. He says his goal is to respectfully kick Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann's butts back into the kitchen.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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Herman Cain Is A Man Who Knows A Lot About 'Players'

Herman Cain the only Black who ran in the Iowa GOP Straw Poll came in fifth. He grinned and said that he knows he'll do a lot better once he starts campaigning in states that have NBA and NFL teams.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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The Minnesota Mama Has Pulled Out All The Stops

Ron Paul finished second in Iowa's GOP Straw Poll and said that he would have won if Michele Bachmann hadn't cheated by wearing a pair of short shorts that got her the old geezer vote.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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The Resemblance is Amazingly Uncanny

Newt Gingrich, who received 385 votes in the Iowa Straw Poll, is confident that he'll do much better once people stop confusing him with Rush Limbaugh.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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Michele Bachmann Says She Can Smell The White House

Michele Bachmann won the Iowa GOP Straw Poll remarking she kicked Tim Pawlenty's caboose out of the race and proudly boasted that Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin's is next!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 August 2011
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The same society

We all belong to the same society but some people belong to it more than others.

written by j.w., 15 August 2011
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Peculiar Pelosi's Peculiar Picks

Rep. J. Clyburn (D-SC), Rep. C. Van Hollen (D-MD) and Rep. X. Becerra (D-CA) were chosen as the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction Democratic House members. One out of three isn't bad!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Fantasy Land on the Potomac River

The Obama administration believes industry spending capital to create "make work" jobs will improve the economy. They also believe piping car exhaust into a reverse running engine produces gasoline!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Miraculous Cure

LONE RANGER: The doctor says I have contracted a case of BarackObama and I am beginning to speak with a forked tongue. TONTO: Kimosabe, do not worry it will be cured on November 6, 2012!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Political Question

LONE RANGER: Where do you find peanut butter, marshmallows and Chocolate? Between the ears of DNC Chairman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who speaks with a forked tongue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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She Speaks With Forked Tongue

LONE RANGER: DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says Pres. Obama is trying to pull the US out of a Republican created recession. TONTO: After 30 months the president is still economically clueless!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Unemployment Rate may Increase

In January 2013 DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, DSCC Chair Patty Murray and DCCC Chair Steve Israel could be unemployed as Republicans retain the House, capture the presidency and the Senate!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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What a Great Country

Where else in the world can a clueless community organizer grow up to be president of the US, regardless of race, religion, national origin or having any relevant experience!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Taxation Terrorist

The current governor of Maryland has been called a taxation terrorist by the Tea Party. This Democratic liberal left governor will tax anything that moves or is not nailed down. Hide your wife & kids!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Political Spelling Lesson

A growing number of Democrats and Independents are beginning to believe mOrOn is spelled with two Obama's!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Cause and Effect

Former VP Al Gore demonstrated there is a relationship between climate change and the amount of hysterical BULLSHIT he can generate, when questioned by climate change skeptics!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Let Them Eat Porter House Steaks

The food police claim that bacteria grow rapidly in brown bag school lunches kids bring to school. Why did you guess it was in only potato chips, French fries and chicken nuggets, not broccoli!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Technology Demonstration

The CIA demonstrated an audible match box sized political BS detector for President Obama and WH Press Secretary Carney. Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep!






written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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At a White House Press Conference

WH Press Secretary Carney denied that Pres. Obama had dropped out of the 2012 presidential race after finishing third in the Iowa straw poll. "That was former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, you idiots!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Presidential Bus Trip

Democratic President Obama is going on a road trip to tell rural America that the US economy is improving. However, only fried chicken with two left wings will be served!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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Analyzing the News from Washington DC

The Federal Reserve has run out of tools for stimulating growth, saying it would next turn to prostitutes. "Say Ben are you sure about this latest news item from the wire services?"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 August 2011
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