It's A Happy Day In Liechtenstein
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton congratulated the tiny European country of Liechtenstein on the 205th anniversary of their independence. She then asked if the U.S. could borrow $10,000.
The Bulls Are All Over The Place - And That's No Bull!
Spain wants to dispel the rumor that they are running out of bulls. An expert on the bull industry says Spain does not have a bull shortage but if they did they could always buy some from Mexico.
The Outsourcing To Pakistan May Backfire
The government of Pakistan says they're tired of the constant U.S. drone strikes on their soil. They warn if they aren't stopped the U.S. telephone callers will be put on "Hold" for twice as long.
Burundi's Economy Has Really Exploded!
The tiny East African country of Burundi, which is known as The Grenade Capital of the World, has stated that they will soon begin selling grenades on eBay for $2 per dozen.
Amnesty International are happy the London hostage situation is over, Cesc Fabregas can now return home
Arsene Wenger bigger human rights violator than Pol Pot
written by Indy87
, 15 August 2011
GB grabs another world title; Worlds biggest female boozer!
A UK woman has won the world title of the biggest female boozer, she downs 28 pints a day! All other contestants for the title died whilst trying (male and female!).
Sometimes Not Running Can Be A Lot Better Than Running
Mitt Romney did not run in the Iowa GOP Straw Poll and came in 7th behind Rick Perry who came in 6th and also did not run. Romney figures as long as he does not run he may have one hell of a chance.
The Ever So-Respectful Gov. Rick Perry Has A Goal
Gov. Rick Perry of Texas didn't enter the Iowa GOP Straw Poll and received 718 write in votes. He says his goal is to respectfully kick Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann's butts back into the kitchen.
Herman Cain Is A Man Who Knows A Lot About 'Players'
Herman Cain the only Black who ran in the Iowa GOP Straw Poll came in fifth. He grinned and said that he knows he'll do a lot better once he starts campaigning in states that have NBA and NFL teams.
The Minnesota Mama Has Pulled Out All The Stops
Ron Paul finished second in Iowa's GOP Straw Poll and said that he would have won if Michele Bachmann hadn't cheated by wearing a pair of short shorts that got her the old geezer vote.
The Resemblance is Amazingly Uncanny
Newt Gingrich, who received 385 votes in the Iowa Straw Poll, is confident that he'll do much better once people stop confusing him with Rush Limbaugh.
Michele Bachmann Says She Can Smell The White House
Michele Bachmann won the Iowa GOP Straw Poll remarking she kicked Tim Pawlenty's caboose out of the race and proudly boasted that Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin's is next!
The same society
We all belong to the same society but some people belong to it more than others.
written by j.w.
, 15 August 2011
Peculiar Pelosi's Peculiar Picks
Rep. J. Clyburn (D-SC), Rep. C. Van Hollen (D-MD) and Rep. X. Becerra (D-CA) were chosen as the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction Democratic House members. One out of three isn't bad!
Fantasy Land on the Potomac River
The Obama administration believes industry spending capital to create "make work" jobs will improve the economy. They also believe piping car exhaust into a reverse running engine produces gasoline!
LONE RANGER: The doctor says I have contracted a case of BarackObama and I am beginning to speak with a forked tongue. TONTO: Kimosabe, do not worry it will be cured on November 6, 2012!
LONE RANGER: Where do you find peanut butter, marshmallows and Chocolate? Between the ears of DNC Chairman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who speaks with a forked tongue!
She Speaks With Forked Tongue
LONE RANGER: DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says Pres. Obama is trying to pull the US out of a Republican created recession. TONTO: After 30 months the president is still economically clueless!
Unemployment Rate may Increase
In January 2013 DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, DSCC Chair Patty Murray and DCCC Chair Steve Israel could be unemployed as Republicans retain the House, capture the presidency and the Senate!
What a Great Country
Where else in the world can a clueless community organizer grow up to be president of the US, regardless of race, religion, national origin or having any relevant experience!
The current governor of Maryland has been called a taxation terrorist by the Tea Party. This Democratic liberal left governor will tax anything that moves or is not nailed down. Hide your wife & kids!
Political Spelling Lesson
A growing number of Democrats and Independents are beginning to believe mOrOn is spelled with two Obama's!
Cause and Effect
Former VP Al Gore demonstrated there is a relationship between climate change and the amount of hysterical BULLSHIT he can generate, when questioned by climate change skeptics!
Let Them Eat Porter House Steaks
The food police claim that bacteria grow rapidly in brown bag school lunches kids bring to school. Why did you guess it was in only potato chips, French fries and chicken nuggets, not broccoli!
The CIA demonstrated an audible match box sized political BS detector for President Obama and WH Press Secretary Carney. Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep!
At a White House Press Conference
WH Press Secretary Carney denied that Pres. Obama had dropped out of the 2012 presidential race after finishing third in the Iowa straw poll. "That was former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, you idiots!"
Presidential Bus Trip
Democratic President Obama is going on a road trip to tell rural America that the US economy is improving. However, only fried chicken with two left wings will be served!
Analyzing the News from Washington DC
The Federal Reserve has run out of tools for stimulating growth, saying it would next turn to prostitutes. "Say Ben are you sure about this latest news item from the wire services?"