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Founder of Mormons, Joseph Smith Turns out to Be a Liar!

The gold plates, apparently discovered by Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon faith, have been found at long last and they are REAL, although they happen to be made from brass.

written by IN SEINE, 03 April 2011
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What Inspired Hawking's "Big Bang" Theory?

Stephen Hawking said today that he was inspired to make his "big bang" theory when one of his rear wheels on his wheelchair exploded!

written by IN SEINE, 03 April 2011
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The Reason Why The Amish Presidential Candidate Will Not Be Running In 2012

Hank Pickle, the Amish gentleman who announced he would be running for president in 2012, has changed his mind. Pickle said that his horse and buggy could not take the rigors of the campaign trail.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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Fantastic 'People News' Coming Out of Portugal

Portugal's National Missing Persons Bureau (NMPB) has announced that it is closing it's doors since the two people that had been missing for three years, and seven years, have both been found.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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Togo Inserts Foot In Mouth

The Global Political League has imposed some economic sanctions on the tiny African country of Togo when it's president stated that "The world of politics has become much to politically political."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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Dog Tired

A man who raced a greyhound over 100 metres said he felt dog tired after the experience. He had bitten off more than he could chew.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Amazing Cat Found

A dead cat with nine tails has been found in the cellar of Wandsworth Prison. The corpse was first thought to be a whippet but after it came back to life nine time prison staff realised it was a moggy

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Dog Mentally Ill

A dog in Dorking has been diagnosed by a psychiatrist as 'barking mad'.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Aircraft Roof Holes Popular

A trial in America into providing the holes in the roof of flying aircraft has been found to be very popular. 'You get a wonderful view of the stars' said a passenger who had been in the trial run.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Elephant Clash

Two huge elephants who both want to be King of the Jungle have clashed in an Ivory War in West Africa. Theft of tusks is forbidden even though an elephant tusk in your pants can cause an erection.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Guinness World Record for quickest orgasm...

After nine and a half hours of intensive foreplay, an unnamed man (Peter Smith) and his equally unnamed wife (Mary Smith) finally consummated their lovemaking with a mutual orgasm in 3.7 nanoseconds.

written by attilathehungry, 03 April 2011
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Giant hot air balloon to be launched...

A humongous hot air balloon sponsored by Virgin will be launched on Thursday in Westminster. Measuring 50 metres across it will be powered by all the air in the House of Commons debating chamber.

written by attilathehungry, 03 April 2011
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Museum of London Set to Become Largest Museum in World

The Museum of London is set to become the largest in the world as it has decided to collect "Cuts Protest" placards from the recent marches. It has already run out storage space.

written by IN SEINE, 03 April 2011
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Donald Trump to Bring Back the Wig Party

Still insists his hair is real.

written by Doug Burrell, 03 April 2011
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Untimely death of London's Mayor...

Boris Johnson was interred last week next to Karl Marx. The eulogy was spoken by Hamlet Prince of Denmark: "Alas poor Boris, I knew him well Horatio..." (& so did half the well-bred fillies in London)

written by attilathehungry, 03 April 2011
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Charlie Sheen gets booed of the stage, he didn't notice a thing!

After getting sacked from his fab sit-com, Charlie Sheen decided to go out on the road and do some one-man shows, after five minutes the crowd booed him off the stage, but he didn't notice a thing?

written by Jaggedone, 03 April 2011
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Neighbores Moving

Our neigbores, who have continually preached on the good works of the Conservative Government and the local Church are moving. A Party with student protestors is giving them a friendly farewell.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Mother's Day

Plans have been abandoned at 54 Bronzenose Lane for Earnest Plugg to cook the Sunday lunch after he forgot to buy a Sunday meal. His mother turned up before a takeaway arrived to take him to A & E.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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For the Love of God

A Christian Evangelist and a devout Muslim extremist have prayed together before cutting each other's throats in a demonstration of their love of God.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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Police Publish Photos of Law Breakers

Photographs of known tax cheats, who are currently costing the country £50 Billion yearly, have been published by the police. Please contact the police so these criminals can be arrested.

written by j.w., 03 April 2011
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The 2011 National Independent Job Report Study Is In

The main finding is that future jobs won't support decent living standards...indecent ones either.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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The Mayor of Brest, France Has Made A Very 'Safety-Conscious' Decision

The mayor of the French town of Brest has removed a rather busty bust from the town hall square because the female breasts were too big and could have very easily toppled over hurting someone.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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Definite Proof That Charlie Sheen Is Getting Worse and Worse

Reports are that after his latest career meltdown, radioactive sweat has been found coming out of Charlie Sheen's pores.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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China's Biggest Recall Since The "Chinese Checkers Recall of 1998"

China is recalling 200,000 "E-Coli Commando Toy Soldiers" that may contain lead in the little soldier boots!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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The Libyan Rebel "Cease Fire" Proposal

Libyan rebels have reportedly laid down very specific terms for a proposed Cease Fire...DUCK!...Fire!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2011
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Comfort and Cameron Rewrite Evolutionary Theory

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron have been awarded the Nobel Prize for their 'Banana Theory'.
Comfort said if the banana fits in your hand and tastes good, it's proof a creator made it.

written by marcr, 03 April 2011
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Been There, Done That...Not Really, According to Scientists

Scientists are at work debunking the phenomenon of deja' vu, or a feeling this has happened before. Scientists are at work debunking the phenomenon of deja' vu, or a feeling this has happened before.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 03 April 2011
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World to Forget About Libya, Moves Onto New Fad

EARTHIC TERRITORIES - The human race turned its eyes from Libya to some cool guy dancing. When asked 'what is Libya?', 80% said 'a TV show'. Tsk, tsk, tsk, human race.

written by Inhopeless, 03 April 2011
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