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Stocks in Hats Soar

After the Royal wedding stocks in hats have gone through the roof. Except, that is, cowboys hats, golf visors and the Jewish kippah.

written by Ellie James, 29 April 2011
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Ah Those Good Old Texas College Days - Pens, Paper, Notebooks, and A Colt .45

The Texas Senate has just passed a bill allowing handguns on college campuses. Next they will vote on allowing bullets in those handguns.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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Paris Hilton By Any Other Name Is Just As Ditsy

Paris Hilton has stated that she will not be visiting Lindsay Lohan when she goes to prison because she does not want to ruin her reputation. It was really not clear if she meant hers or Lohan's.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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Glenn "Crybaby" Beck Writes With A Waterproof Pen

Glenn Beck is planning on releasing his next book in September. It is titled, Tears on My Pillow, My Pajamas, and My Boxer Shorts

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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Colonel Moammar "The Dancing Dude" Gadhafi?

The producers of Dancing With The Stars have asked Colonel Moammar Gadhafi if he would like to appear on next years edition of the reality dance show. No reply as of yet.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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The Ever Elusive Osama Bin Laden Strikes Again!

Reports filtering out of Pakistan state that Osama Bin Laden filmed the entire Royal Wedding and will be putting the entire video up on the Internet shortly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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And Now It Is President Obama's Turn

President Obama has reversed the tables on Donald Trump. He now wants "Hairdo Boy" to show proof that he was born on this planet.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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Detroit Folks Are Very Particular About Certain Things

The word is that The Pee Wee Herman Rehab Clinic in Detroit will be closing due to the fact that nobody wants to go there because of the name.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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LiLo Lohan Will Certainly Be The Best Actress In Prison

Part of Lindsay Lohan's community service will be to teach acting to New York City street beggars...like how to hide a leg.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 April 2011
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Falling on Hard Times

In these austere times, about the only thing that you can do on a shoestring is… TRIP!

written by IN SEINE, 29 April 2011
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Thirst-Quenching Dilemma

Patrick McDougall, a 28 year old man who was half Irish and half Scottish could not bring himself to buy a drink.

written by IN SEINE, 29 April 2011
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Writer Pays Penalty

In Chicago today, George Reaper, who wrote too many words was sentenced to death.

written by IN SEINE, 29 April 2011
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Chinese Diplomat Fined for Traffic Offence

In Mexico today,Hoo Flung Dung, a Chinese diplomat was fined for driving the Wong way in a Juan way street.

written by IN SEINE, 29 April 2011
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'Birthers' Rethink Strategy After Minor Setback

Start by officially changing their name to 'afterbirthers'.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 29 April 2011
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President Obama Releases Birth Certificate

White House Press Secretary Carney said the president has "important stuff" to do for the USA. Obama's schedule includes taping an Oprah Winfrey show in Chicago IL and three reelection fund raisers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 April 2011
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April Fool

Former President Carter said North Korea's Kim Jong il wants direct talks with South Korea's leaders. Isn't the current bunch of young fools in Washington DC enough, without abiding an old fool?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 April 2011
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Massachusetts Senatorial Election 2012

MA Democrats are still miffed that Republican Senator Scott Brown replaced Ted Kennedy. Potential congressional challengers are pretending to know about oil/energy, the internet and foreign policy!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 April 2011
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Obama's 2012 Reelection Politics

Donald Trump complimented President Obama about his tie. Democratic liberal far left wing ideologue African-American college professors say this definitely proves Mr. Trump is a racist!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 April 2011
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Only Inside the Beltway

President Obama & Congressional Democrats pushed for federal funds to extend unemployment insurance. However, the states have to repay this money, a loan! But we give billions of dollars to Pakistan!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 April 2011
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Young American Disses Friends

In anticipation of the Royal wedding, a young American blows off all of her friends because they aren't British enough."

written by Ellie James, 29 April 2011
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