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Nostradamus Would Have Been Great For Picking Football Winners and Lottery Numbers

Lightning that struck the White House on Easter Sunday was predicted to the very hour by Nostradamus.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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The Royal Kiss And Other Royal Stuff Will Come Much Later (NPI)

The Royal couple will not be allowed to kiss at the alter as per the instructions of Queen Elizabeth. She still recalls Charles and Diana needing a bucket of cold water to separate the two.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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A Financial Oxymoron

The decline of the U.S. Dollar is on the rise!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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The Most Popular White House Sport Is Now Dodge Ball!

President Obama has become pretty good at dodging the blame for always dodging the blame!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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Fox the Next Victim

First a cat in a wheelie bin, then a lamb. Now a fox dumped in an airplane bound for America. The animal is now droning on with the US about Libya.

written by j.w., 25 April 2011
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FAA Rejects Efforts to Address Pilot Fatigue

The FAA rejected efforts to address fatigue. Not because they didn't want to address it; they were tired and fell alseep.

written by Ellie James, 25 April 2011
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Gaddafi's Office Destroyed by NATO Attack

Bill Gates has launched an attack on Gaddafi's Office, completely destroying it. "It is not a patch on Microsoft Office." He allegedly said today

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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UK Government Order Immigrants to Be Shot

Yes, it's true! The government have orders to shoot some of the recent immigrants to this country. It must be made clear that the immigrants in question are parakeets.

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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Texans Favor Sesession

Polls report vast majority of Texans favor sesession from the United States so that they can finally become political refugees and move to Seattle, Washington.

written by Ellie James, 25 April 2011
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Don't Forget the Canadians!

As 1st May approaches, people all over Ye Olde England dance around the Maypole. Meanwhile, the same tradition continues in Canada when people dance around the Maple.

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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Tea Party Militia Accidentally Invades Liberia

Group enters country posing as hunting group. McCain: "They got everything right - except the spelling."

written by NWNewsmash, 25 April 2011
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Jesus seen shopping on 5th Avenue!

After 2011 resurrections and crucifictions Jesus has had enough, he was seen after this years over-decadent celebrations walking down 5th Avenue with 2 Easter Bunnies in his arms, the Hefner breed!

written by Jaggedone, 25 April 2011
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Easter Bunnies lose their eggs!

In Holland many Dutch kids were left eggless at Easter! It seems that Dutch Easter Bunnies lost their eggs because farmers saw them using them for other things and cut them off, OUCH!

written by Jaggedone, 25 April 2011
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Homeless man's networth decreases from $4000 to $400 in moments

Upon hearing that Donald Trump's networth is whatever he feels like it being, a homeless man decides his networh is whatever he feels like it to be as well. At the moment, his networth is $400.00.

written by Ellie James, 25 April 2011
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The Funny Food Was Not Funny

Authorities in the African country of Kamgooganda have banned the novelty item that was being marketed as Missionary-Flavored Lion Food.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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The New and Improved Reverend Al Sharpton?

The highly controversial Rev. Al Sharpton is reportedly upset with himself due to the fact that he has not said anything controversial in the past 30 days.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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You Can Run, But You Can't Hide From The Drones

The United States launches the first drone attack in Libya, killing nearly 40 drones.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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Pope Benedict XVI Has Spoken

In his annual Easter message, Pope Benedict XVI urged diplomacy and peace in Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Syria, Detroit, and on The Spoof.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2011
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Nicolas Sarkozy Joins Lookalike Agency

The French Prime Minister, Nicolas Sarkozy has been invited to join a British lookalike agency as… Mr Bean. In 10 or so years he will become Mr has-been

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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Scientists Discover What Causes the Earth to Spin on Its Axis

If birds take off and sunrise, then on the other side of the world they land at sunset. They said that this phenomena causes the world to spin on its axis… Or is this the work of a spin doctor?

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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Catholic Church Wants May Day Celebration Banned

The Catholic Church would like to see dancing around the Maypole banned because when 1st May is over, all that is left is Pole dancing.

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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Keeping Chauvinism Alive!

The English Guild of Morris men are going to finally allow women to join them - not to dance, but to play musical instruments, preferably 'second fiddle'.

written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2011
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Bette Midler to sue Linday Lohan

Bette Midler is to sue Linday Lohan. After a night out, Ms Midler discovered her favourite jewellery was missing. "I'm suing for loss of earrings," she said.

written by IainB, 25 April 2011
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Man Speaks With Forked Tongue

There was confusion today in a London pub when a man tried to order a round of drinks but spoke with a forked tongue.
'I couldn't understand a word he said,' explained Reg,the barman.

written by Mr Goster, 25 April 2011
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Cowell's Trowels

High waisted keen amateur gardener Simon Cowell has brought out a range of fancy gardening tools.
'Cowell's Trowels' are available in all good Gardening Centres from Monday.

written by Mr Goster, 25 April 2011
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Kate Middleton Gets Cold Feet

In Royal News,Kate Middleton was seen buying the Box Set of popular Award winning 90's Drama 'Cold Feet' in Tesco's in London.
'It's my Mum's favourite programme,' she said.

written by Mr Goster, 25 April 2011
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Space Wasted

THIS JUST IN! The Spoof provides a five thumbs up scale to rate articles that no one uses. This un-used tool causes complaints. Dr. Stevens says "I hate giving people my opinion".

written by AndreaNadia, 25 April 2011
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In Search Of Returns To Television

The 1970's T.V. show, In Search Of, hosted by Leonard Nemoy, will return to the air this Fall. The first episode will focus on finding Bigfoot and a viable Republican Presidential Candidate.

written by Pariah, 25 April 2011
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