Nostradamus Would Have Been Great For Picking Football Winners and Lottery Numbers
Lightning that struck the White House on Easter Sunday was predicted to the very hour by Nostradamus.
The Royal Kiss And Other Royal Stuff Will Come Much Later (NPI)
The Royal couple will not be allowed to kiss at the alter as per the instructions of Queen Elizabeth. She still recalls Charles and Diana needing a bucket of cold water to separate the two.
A Financial Oxymoron
The decline of the U.S. Dollar is on the rise!
The Most Popular White House Sport Is Now Dodge Ball!
President Obama has become pretty good at dodging the blame for always dodging the blame!
Fox the Next Victim
First a cat in a wheelie bin, then a lamb. Now a fox dumped in an airplane bound for America. The animal is now droning on with the US about Libya.
written by j.w.
, 25 April 2011
FAA Rejects Efforts to Address Pilot Fatigue
The FAA rejected efforts to address fatigue. Not because they didn't want to address it; they were tired and fell alseep.
Gaddafi's Office Destroyed by NATO Attack
Bill Gates has launched an attack on Gaddafi's Office, completely destroying it. "It is not a patch on Microsoft Office." He allegedly said today
UK Government Order Immigrants to Be Shot
Yes, it's true! The government have orders to shoot some of the recent immigrants to this country. It must be made clear that the immigrants in question are parakeets.
Texans Favor Sesession
Polls report vast majority of Texans favor sesession from the United States so that they can finally become political refugees and move to Seattle, Washington.
Don't Forget the Canadians!
As 1st May approaches, people all over Ye Olde England dance around the Maypole. Meanwhile, the same tradition continues in Canada when people dance around the Maple.
Tea Party Militia Accidentally Invades Liberia
Group enters country posing as hunting group. McCain: "They got everything right - except the spelling."
Jesus seen shopping on 5th Avenue!
After 2011 resurrections and crucifictions Jesus has had enough, he was seen after this years over-decadent celebrations walking down 5th Avenue with 2 Easter Bunnies in his arms, the Hefner breed!
Easter Bunnies lose their eggs!
In Holland many Dutch kids were left eggless at Easter! It seems that Dutch Easter Bunnies lost their eggs because farmers saw them using them for other things and cut them off, OUCH!
Homeless man's networth decreases from $4000 to $400 in moments
Upon hearing that Donald Trump's networth is whatever he feels like it being, a homeless man decides his networh is whatever he feels like it to be as well. At the moment, his networth is $400.00.
The Funny Food Was Not Funny
Authorities in the African country of Kamgooganda have banned the novelty item that was being marketed as Missionary-Flavored Lion Food.
The New and Improved Reverend Al Sharpton?
The highly controversial Rev. Al Sharpton is reportedly upset with himself due to the fact that he has not said anything controversial in the past 30 days.
You Can Run, But You Can't Hide From The Drones
The United States launches the first drone attack in Libya, killing nearly 40 drones.
Pope Benedict XVI Has Spoken
In his annual Easter message, Pope Benedict XVI urged diplomacy and peace in Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Syria, Detroit, and on The Spoof.
Nicolas Sarkozy Joins Lookalike Agency
The French Prime Minister, Nicolas Sarkozy has been invited to join a British lookalike agency as… Mr Bean. In 10 or so years he will become Mr has-been
Scientists Discover What Causes the Earth to Spin on Its Axis
If birds take off and sunrise, then on the other side of the world they land at sunset. They said that this phenomena causes the world to spin on its axis… Or is this the work of a spin doctor?
Catholic Church Wants May Day Celebration Banned
The Catholic Church would like to see dancing around the Maypole banned because when 1st May is over, all that is left is Pole dancing.
Keeping Chauvinism Alive!
The English Guild of Morris men are going to finally allow women to join them - not to dance, but to play musical instruments, preferably 'second fiddle'.
Bette Midler to sue Linday Lohan
Bette Midler is to sue Linday Lohan. After a night out, Ms Midler discovered her favourite jewellery was missing. "I'm suing for loss of earrings," she said.
written by IainB
, 25 April 2011
Man Speaks With Forked Tongue
There was confusion today in a London pub when a man tried to order a round of drinks but spoke with a forked tongue.
'I couldn't understand a word he said,' explained Reg,the barman.
High waisted keen amateur gardener Simon Cowell has brought out a range of fancy gardening tools.
'Cowell's Trowels' are available in all good Gardening Centres from Monday.
Kate Middleton Gets Cold Feet
In Royal News,Kate Middleton was seen buying the Box Set of popular Award winning 90's Drama 'Cold Feet' in Tesco's in London.
'It's my Mum's favourite programme,' she said.
THIS JUST IN! The Spoof provides a five thumbs up scale to rate articles that no one uses. This un-used tool causes complaints. Dr. Stevens says "I hate giving people my opinion".
In Search Of Returns To Television
The 1970's T.V. show, In Search Of, hosted by Leonard Nemoy, will return to the air this Fall. The first episode will focus on finding Bigfoot and a viable Republican Presidential Candidate.
written by Pariah
, 25 April 2011