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Prosecutor Upset

The High Prosecutor has complained about a policeman who wasn't wearing a uniform on a demonstration.
'He might have pushed someone over and killed them. We wouldn't know who he was.'

written by j.w., 18 April 2011
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Turkey Split in Two

An Easter Turkey is so big it has had to be split in two in order to get it in the oven. One half is called Istanbul and the other is Constantinople.

written by j.w., 18 April 2011
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US Slump Horror

Americans are not standing up straight. They slump and as a result are crashing to the floor. Some fear that people will crash through the floor if this slumping shame continues.

written by j.w., 18 April 2011
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South African crocodiles refuse to eat suicidal man!

A depressed man in South Africa attempted to get himself eaten by crocodiles, they did hima a favour and ripped him apart but adamantly refused to swallow him, it's not their thing, human flesh!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2011
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The Florida Pastor Is Getting Way, Way Out Of Hand

The controversy-obsessed Florida pastor Terry "EgoBoy" Jones says that he now wants everyone in America to stop using the term Easter Sunday and replace it with Rabbit Day.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 April 2011
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Brett Favre - The Man Who Never Met A Tear He Did Not Like

Brett "Teardrops" Favre has proudly announced that he has not cried in over 24 hours!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 April 2011
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The Williams Sisters Headed To The Four-Cornered Circle

The Williams sisters, Serena and Venus are seriously thinking about going into professional wrestling and wrestling under the tag team name, The Tennis Trash Talkers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 April 2011
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Glenn Beck Speaks Intimately About Sarah Palin

Glenn "Crybaby" Beck says he wouldn't mind dating Sarah "Snowflake" Palin if she wasn't married and if she didn't have such a gosh darn annoying voice.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 April 2011
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Drogba Fancies Man

chester United Move.

written by pinxit, 18 April 2011
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Bug Crisis

Buglife members are scratching their heads on how to save the Isle of Grain described as an ecological wonder. Thousands of fleas are discussing radical action that will give the campaign real bite.

written by j.w., 18 April 2011
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Magna Carta Scrapped

Ancient rights enshrined in the Magna Carta are to be scrapped claims John Hemmings, the LibDem MP. He fears that without this big cart a coach and horses will be driven through our liberties.

written by j.w., 18 April 2011
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Vince Cable to Drive Car on the River Thames

With Liberal Democrats at the bottom of the pole, Vince Cable is launching a new campaign by driving his car on the Thames. 'Our fortunes will revive' he claimed 'the age of miracles is coming.'

written by j.w., 18 April 2011
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Pornstar Doesn't Know Ass From Hole In The Ground

Big trouble ensues!

written by Honey West, 18 April 2011
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Obama's Effect

Prior to Senator Obama's being elected president, the USA was respected but not liked by other countries. Today, the USA is not respected and not liked by other countries!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 April 2011
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No Tipping Policy

A San Francisco CA man wants to ban circumcisions in this city. He currently works in a clip joint and doesn't get any tips. He feels it is only fair that no tipping should apply to everyone!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 April 2011
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Did Someone Mention Fourth Amendment Rights

The ACLU sues a high school over a banner with God on it. However, the invasive pat-down of a six year old girl by a TSA airport screener goes unnoticed by this civil rights organization.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 April 2011
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Another Useless Money Pit

Does the planet need a UN Department of the Earth, to treat the Earth as an entity? Close the UN and then use the money to feed, clothe, provide housing and train needy people around the world!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 April 2011
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More Hot Air from Washington DC

Congressional Democrats continue to blame the gun lobby & everything else for DC's lack of voting rights. Congress is the guilty party for not initiating the required Constitutional Amendment process!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 April 2011
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