Thailand Faces Water Shortage
… After 3,477 people broke the world record for a 10 minute water fight. Some of those guns can hold gallons you know?
Godzilla Coming Soon To A Country Near You
Representatives of the government of Japan say that they have managed to successfully clone Godzilla. Representatives of the world's other 193 countries ask "Why???"
Chicago - Taking The "Baloney" By The Horns
The City of Chicago Department of Education says that they have banned home-made lunches. The candy industry is furious and plans to file a lawsuit by lunchtime tomorrow.
"Who Were Those Two Hamburger-Eating Masked Men?
President Obama said in a recent interview that he really misses being anonymous. "Same here," quipped Vice-President Joe Whatsisass!
Katie Couric Did Not Even Mention That She Forgot To Mention Sarah Palin
Katie Couric blames local CBS affiliates and overlooked piece of spinach stuck between her front teeth, for her poor ratings.
Chelsea & Man city owners join forces to conquer almighty Utd!
Multi billionaire owners of Chelsea & Man City are joining forces and will form a new club called FC Billionaires, they have no problems with club colours, they've both got the blues, ask United?
Farmer Paints Sheep Orange to Prevent Rustling
In the same vein, the Irish scientists have painted the laboratory mice with oil to prevent them squeaking!
Steve Jobs Recommends…
… An apple a day keeps the doctor away! (What he really means is that an apple a day makes him richer)
Nurses to Wear New Badges!
In a bid to keep doctors away, NHS nurses have resorted to wearing small enamel badges which show rosy apples. "They really do work!" Said Sister Norma Snockers at St Bartholomew's Hospital today.
Cher Nobel prize awarded
Cher has awarded the Nobel prize to the director of the Fukushima re-actor for best script. The Cher Nobel prize was first awarded to Chernobyl.