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Mosque To Be Moved?

QURAN BURNING CALLED OFF 'GROUND ZERO MOSQUE' TO BE MOVED? "Only after it's built", says Iman!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Who Would Have Thunk?

Study reveals astonishing fact that the rich go pretty easy on white collar crimes!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Junior's The Man!

Junior Abrams of Lance County, New York receives award for Best Overall Hall Monitor, atomic wedgie!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Year's First Foliage Report Is HERE!!!!!

NH releases 1st foliage report of the season: Ayeah..there's some color hyar now I believe. Ayeah!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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What Hurricanes?

Strengthening La Nina could mean more hurricanes! Will you shut up about hurricanes already?

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Ho-Boy! I Goofed!

Fidel latest to say Cuba's communism doesn't work. "What was I thinking?" asks Castro.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Koran Burning Cancelled

Pastor and Imam make peace and decide to gang up on Jews.

written by manbrad, 09 September 2010
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Town Fights Big Ass!

Rural Pennsylvania town fights big ass! I'm sorry. That should be "big gas".

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Pa. Mayoy Going To Supreme Court

Pa. mayor to take immigration law to Supreme Court. What happens when 50 states disagree with Washington?

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Flamboyant Male Dancing

Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best. But even a well done hot-foot can cause their hearts to flutter!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Florida Minister Changes Mind?

Fla. minister cancels burning of Qurans on 9/11. Not sure about the Korans.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Give Him Something Different To "Sit On!"

Gulf compensation chief retreats from promises to speed claims process, instead sits on it.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Remote Found At Last

Missing TV remote found under the boardwalk, down by the sea.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Air Quotes Inventor "Dies"

From Arizona, John Hammonds, the inventor of the Air Quotes is said to have died from "mysterious" causes.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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I Hereby Pledge

Loners sign pledge to not shoot anyone this year unless the dog says so!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Grandstanding Ends?

Florida minister now says that they will not burn Korans on 9-11. "Now how many of you get personal messages from the President and the pope?"

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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No Koran Burning

Florida minister now says that they will not burn Korans on 9-11. Muslim rioters say they may not be able to stop protesting!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Iran Frees American Woman #2

Iran to free female American for Holiday Clemency. Mr. Clemency will be there to pick her up later in the week!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Iran Frees American Woman

Iran to free female American for holiday clemency. It's a female, better send Carter.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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New Carpet Ruined

Brand new carpet ruined as man takes used diaper to container, it drips on his pants, shoes and carpet. Then he cuts loose with the heaves!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Michelle Worried

Michelle Obama says that her husband, the President worries a lot. "Lately he keeps talking about spiders and brushing his arms."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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They Want $1 Billion For Him!

Osama bin Laden has been captured in Nigeria after coming after his $100,000!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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First Accept, Then Sue

Gulf oil dilemma: accept payout from BP or sue. The answer is Yes!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Errant Drone Near DC

Errant drone near DC almost met by fighter jets last month. Are they beginning to reprogram themselves?

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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NYT Out Of Print?

Chairman: NYT will go out of 'print' ... sometime in the future. So will everything else.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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If You Can't Beat Them...."

Weary of drug war, Mexico debates legalization. Drug Lords say no!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Googled Your Brain

Sergey: 'We want GOOGLE to be third half of your brain'. Clinton, Bush & Obama: But what if that's all that you have?

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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US Falls To Fourth In Economies

The U.S. has slipped down the ranks of competitive economies, falling behind Sweden and Singapore due to huge deficits & pessimism about government, a global economic group said Thursday.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Double Talk All Around

Obama tells Florida minister to call off Koran burn. Then sends 'best wishes' to Muslims worldwide. Yet Met. Museum displayed cross in jar of urine as art, freedom of expression.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Fed Employees Not Paying Taxes!

Federal workers owed $1 Billion in overdue taxes last year. Tea Party goes after them.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Nice Of Him

Twelve-year-old cat, Walter, leaves his diamond-studded collar to old woman caretaker.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Get The Dog Off First

Branch falls off tree and flattens man walking dog in Central Park. Nobody helps man out for three hours, as Chihuahua screwed by random dogs until help arrives.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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(Up Yours!)

Sign language teacher at school for the deaf fired over finger gestures.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Should Help Some

Los Angeles to open up bicycle paths to small cars from 7-9Am, 5-7 PM.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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FEMA Comes In Twice

Arkansas first state to ever be given title of "Double Disaster" after tornado hits Blufford Runs.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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First Runner-Up Takes Over Crown

The First Runner-Up will serve the rest of the term of the late Miss E-Coli's term.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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"Ah Yes, I Remember It Swelled"

In New York City last night, a stand-up comic got a nod of agreement from the crowd after telling an old-time Mom & Pop penis joke.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Music Industry Bottoming!

Music Industry hits the lowest sales in 35 years. Experts say it's due to copying friends albums, crappiest music since 1900!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Another Divorce In Bear Wallow

In divorce settlement in Bear Wallow, Kentucky, Billy Bob Roberts gets to keep the little trailer and three cars up on blocks and Janice June gets the running car and a whole freezer of frozen possum!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Britney Spear's ex-bodygaurd is either a devout Jehovah's Witness or "gay"

Britney's ex-bodyguard is sueing her for sexual harassment, now any normal, straight guy would die for the chance, not Mr.Joles, he's either a religious nutter, deaf, dumb and blind, or very "GAY"

written by Jaggedone, 09 September 2010
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I'll Give You Whut Fer!

For the third time today, Kentucky man's ball peen hammer fails to get his car started!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Go Figure!

The combination Palestinian/Israeli shuttle flight canceled.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Arkansas Polluted

Water pollution so high in Arkansas that they are under a boiling bottled water warning!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Safe For People, They Say!

The Rough River Virus in Warren County, Kentucky kills nearly 10,000 mosquitoes every summer.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Tomboy Gets Busted

In New York, an eighteen-year-old 'tomboy'on her way to the clinic, gets busted.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Let's Drop The Big One!

Arrogant punk thinks that "Blow them all away" the solution to everything.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Yes He Can!

Speaking adviser advises Bush to change his name to "Bushwhacker!"

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Yes We Panned!

President Obama said to be surfing the internet looking for ideas on how to pull US out of deep financial crisis.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Revenge Will Be Sweet!

Deep sea divers say that the Titanic is just sitting on the bottom of the ocean, waiting to surprise a breakaway iceberg!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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New Documentary on Tony Blair's Life After Leaving Office to Air in UK

"The Blair Witch Hunt Project" is set to air in fall on BBC. Check your newspapers for local listings.

written by Charpa93, 09 September 2010
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Vitamin B delays Alzheimers, "sorry what did I say?"

Scientists have proven that Vitamin B prevents, delays and restricts dementia and Alzheimers, "oops sorry I'll begin again I forgot what I wanted to write and what was that damned vitamin called?"!!!

written by Jaggedone, 09 September 2010
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Offices Getting Really Crowded

GOV'T MAKES IT UP: JOBS NUMBERS 'ESTIMATED' FOR THE WEEK. So how can we believe anything else coming from there? Go look at your unemployment office.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Like B.B. King Says!

THRILL IS GONE: Students recruited to fill seats for Obama's appearance where there were once overflow crowds.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Dems Breaking Ranks With Obama

Dems Breaking With Obama's Economic Plan. "The heavy spending has to stop somewhere!"

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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That Would Be All Of Them!

COPS IN NORTH CAROLINA DEMAND NAMES OF ALL CITIZENS ON PRESCRIPTION DRUGS!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Brady OK After Car Wreck

Patriots: Brady attends practice after 2-car wreck. Claims that person who hit him looked like a certain linbacker that he has ran into before.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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18th

Skeleton of 18th century whale found in London as local man forgot hid great, great granddad had put it up in the attic.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Whatever happened to Obama's army?

The people supporting him grows smaller by the day but he has his own neglect of them to blame.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Gulf, We Have A Problem!

BP oil rig blast: 'We have a potential problem here' Probably the understatement of the past decade!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Let's Trade!

Obama implores minister to call off Quran burning. Minister implores Obama to stop mosque building.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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My Husband Has "The Move!"

Study: Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best, even on the dance floor.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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No Mosque, No Koran Burning?

Backers of NYC mosque appear divided, regretful. Same as the people backing the Koran burning.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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No Girly Men!

Iran to free one detained American hiker. "The girly one is setting a poor example for Iranians."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Flap Distracts President

Quran-burning flap distracts from Obama agenda, running the country into more debt.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Beetlejuice Actor Dies

'Beetlejuice' actor Glenn Shadix dies in Alabama. "He's now headed for the real thing", states friend.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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King Replaced On CNN

CNN names Piers Morgan as Larry King's replacement. We're hoping that the lose of King's sex appeal will not hinder whoever took his place."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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George Bush says he" backs burning of the Kerang" Heavy metal fans go Ape Shit in response.

Ex president "George Bush" speaking on Fox news said.." He backs burning of the Kerang" Heavy metal fans vow to go on a headbanging rampage in every city in the US if the Kerang burning goes ahead.

written by Stuart Blagden, 09 September 2010
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Horoscopes - Pisces - September

Colour: Wood
TV: Coronation Street

Avoid the letter 'Q' until the end of the month, whilst Fridays are good for crying "Thank God It's Friday". Saying Hello to strangers will be rewarding.

written by IainB, 09 September 2010
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Milk Filling Station

Farmer's 24 hour milk filling station a hit. US farmers considering doing the same. Also, beer.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Bush: No News On Heisman Trophy

Reggie Bush: Heisman matter 'out of my hands'. "I've already handed it over."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Flying To Game #5

Flying to a college football game? Take these tips: No cheerleaders stacks!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Flying to Games #4

Flying to a college football game? Take these tips: Keep team mascot in his seat as jumping around and somersaults can affect flight.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Fling To Games #3

Flying to a college football game? Take these tips: No vuvuzelas smuggled aboard.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Traveling To Games #2

Flying to a college football game? Take these tips: No tailgate parties until landing.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Flying To Games?

Flying to a college football game? Take these tips: #1 Do not start The Wave. Pilots hate this.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Some Smokers Quitting

US smoking rate still stuck at 1 in 5 adults, but youths are down to 4 out of 5.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Flu Shots Mandatory

Group backs mandatory flu shots for health workers, everyone else.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Bank Of England Rates @.5%!

Bank of England keeps rates at record low of .5%. Would that not help housing sales here?

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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US Losing Ground

US loses ground in competitiveness report...except in the area of borrowing money.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Spending Still Rising

Gov't: Spending may rise under health care overhaul. Just try never to get sick.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Rahm As Mayor

Obama: Emanuel would be 'terrific' Chicago mayor. "He already knows all the gang leaders."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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No Apology From BP

Regret, apology not part of BP's oil spill report. "We can't be going around apologizing all the time. We don't want to start a trend. Any of the others could blow at any time."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Amy Winehouse Adds Name To List

Amy Winehouse implores minister to call off Quran burning. "I heard about that on TV. Whats a Quran?"

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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West Shouldn't Lead

Afghan AG: West should not lead corruption fight. "The whole country would be arrested."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Fidel Changes Mind

Fidel latest to say Cuba's communism doesn't work. "But we gave it a good shot!"

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Colorado Fire 10% Contained

Crews contain 10 percent of Colorado wildfire. Hoping to have it contained 11% by day's end.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Do They Have A Future?

McConnell speaks to students at Gatton Academy, telling them that Obama has all of them owing $45,000 each to pay back in the future.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Wow! Look At That?

Several more car bombings during the night. Police suspect new group that just love to set off car bombs!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Wichers Win #3

Abracadabra! Romania witches win tax fight for now as government officials wake up with dead newts at the bottom of their beds.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Witches Win #2

Abracadabra! Romania witches win tax fight for now, after they turn tax collectors into horrible tax collectors!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Romania Witches Win

Abracadabra! Romania witches win tax fight for now. Threat to turn government officials into frogs did it!

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Spending Spree Continues

Gov't Spending, which it doesn't have, to rise under health care overhaul.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Kuran Burning Minister Threatened

Safety concern for Fla. gov. over 9/11 Quran burn. "If I die, you know who will have killed me & I'd still make my point."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Toy's For Us In The Mall

Toys R Us invades the mall for the holidays with temp stores. Hookers may walk from one end to the other also.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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New At The Mall

Toys R Us invades the mall for the holidays with temporary outlets. Loan sharks using the same strategy.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Too Little Sleep, Too Many Snacks

Too little sleep raises obesity risk in children. They stay up and snack later at night.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Castro: Communism Doesn't Work #3

Castro admits that communism doesn't work. "It leaves 98% of the people poor! The other 2% have nothing to spend all their money on."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Castro: Communism Doesn't Work #2

Fidel Castro admits that communism doesn't work. "Look around Cuba, what do you see?"

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Castro: Communism Doesn't Work

Fidel latest to say Cuba's communism doesn't work. GOP asks Obama to listen to the old goat.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Charles Manson Asks Pastor Not To Burn Korans

Even pastor's old church condemns Quran-burning. "You'll wind up with church, mosque burning."

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Minister Becoming Famous Fast

Obama implores minister to call off Quran burning. Minister implores President to help Christians, Buddhists from being killed by radical Muslims.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Wayne Rooney's own cousin brands him a 'pervert'

'I feel that even my own family are against me', whines Rooney.'Even my own cousin Natalie has called me a dirty pervert. That's the last time I'll shag her up the arse!'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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'I have high sex-drive', claims Rooney.

'I won't deny I've got a high sex drive', admits Rooney. 'I used to shag anything with two legs and then thought, hey why restrict myself?'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Google Instant:

ruining your ability to search for cockerels without the safety settings on for the conceivable future.

written by matthatt, 09 September 2010
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Wayne Rooney admits to being close to his mum.

'Coleen became to be like a mother to me', confessed Wayne Rooney. 'Except that we didn't have sex quite as often.'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Wayne Rooney: 'Two's company, three's fantastic!'

'Sex between two people can be a wonderful thing', admits Wayne Rooney. 'I know as I've had sex in beween two people.'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Rooney pays £200 for post-coital cigarette

'I always smoke for five minutes immediately after sex', confesses Wayne Rooney.
'Coleen says it's because I do it too quickly'.

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Rooney admits to 'threesome' sex sessions.

'I did have a threesome',admits Rooney. 'Helen was a real cheeky monkey, but Juicy Jeni was definately the organ-grinder

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Susan Boyle in tears as Lou Reed bars her from singing his song.

SuBo not edgy enough for my music, claims the 68-year-old wrinkly rocker.

written by Thibarine, 09 September 2010
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Prince Charles unveils new eco-coffin made of felt.

The Queen declines his offer to try it out.

written by Thibarine, 09 September 2010
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Angelina Jolie meets Prime Minister of Pakistan.

She will sort out the humanitarian crisis then move on to cricket match fixing, says her agent.

written by Thibarine, 09 September 2010
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'I have a high regard for women', insists Wayne Rooney.

'I do not see girls as sex objects', insisted Wayne Rooney.
'If any do object to sex, I just bung them a few quid.'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Coleen still loves philandering husband Wayne.

'Love must indeed be blind', said Coleen Rooney.'Otherwise why on earth did I marry that ugly bastard?'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Wayne Rooney declared a Retard.

It's official! Wayne Rooney has the brain of a three year-old.
Apparently Coleen discovered it hidden in the bottom of Wayne's wardrobe.

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Rooney blames current sex scandal on his deafness

'Oh, they were vice girls', he exclaimed. 'I thought they said they were nice girls!'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Coleen Rooney says she can't change husband Wayne.

'I never tried to change Wayne',said Coleen. 'That's what plastic-surgeons are for.'

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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Rooney defends 'paying for sex'.

'Prostitutes are living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy', said Rooney yesterday, (misquoting Benjamin Franklin).

written by Stevey G., 09 September 2010
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What turned churchgoing teenager into Wayne Rooney's prostitute?

About two grand a night, claims one source, or is that sauce?

written by matthatt, 09 September 2010
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Teletubbies asked to join government

so they can make England's first Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa & Po-alition Government

written by matthatt, 09 September 2010
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Britney Flashes Body Guard.

Body guard sues her. Can't say a lot for her body, really!

written by Nick Hobbs, 09 September 2010
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Blair cancels more book signings.

He advises police would be too stretched due to being busy arresting him for war crimes.

written by Whitters, 09 September 2010
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The Debt Maker!

Obama Has Added More to National Debt Than Washington Thru Reagan -- COMBINED! Will it take that many generations to pay it back?

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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More Open To US

Fidel Castro says Cuban model doesn't work. No use trying it another 50 years.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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Middle Class Workers Hit Again

Obama firm, won't yield on tax hike for wealthiest. Which means more layoffs and moving their money out.

written by Bureau, 09 September 2010
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