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Another Court Problem

While the courts try to figure out the same sex marriage couple thing, Peter Johnson has filed to marry his penis!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Dirty Mag Gets Dirty Bomb!

Play Together Magazine say they have received a dirty bomb in the mail that blew the shit out of their main office.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Don't Burn Quran, Don't Stone The Woman!

EU decries 'barbaric' plans to stone Iranian woman. Top US commander: Burning Quran endangers troops. Why not a trade off?

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Who's Protesting Strikes?

Strikers in France get into fight with gypsy protesters!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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The End Is Near

Report: Castro blasts Ahmadinejad as anti-Semitic! Chevaz says Korean leader a mad man! The end of the world is near!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Tweets Being Charged?

Parents object to twitter beginning to charge 2 cents per tweet. "It'll break us", says couple in Cleveland, both attorneys.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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We Needed The Cash!

Many see trouble as Larry Flynt purchases one hour a day on the Hubble Telescope for six months!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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World Getting Happier

New study shows that the world is getting happier. Well, the US...mostly in California. Mostly those using medical marijuana.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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One WH Party Canceled

An announcement from the White House is fake say officials. Tareq and Michaele Salahi will not be throwing a party for Halloween.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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What Day Is This?

Scientists have said they may have figured out a way to travel through time. They call it "Alcohol!"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Abbas Won't Recogize Jewish State

Abbas: We will not recognize Israel as a Jewish state...there goes the conference.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Another White House Party

Another party at the White House, this time with 'bumps and grinds'. "We might get in a total of 24 more between now and 2012", says First Lady, Michelle.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Detroit Museum Is Stupid

Museum brings its art outdoors around the Detroit area. Everything disappears within ten minutes. Check eBay for bargains.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Be Sure Not To See

Walters, Letterman compare notes on heart surgery as Whoopi Goldberg talks about her hemmorhoids on "The View"!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Hawking Being Badgered

Hawking: 'Science Makes God Unnecessary' But I wish that voice would quit saying "Enjoy your motorized chair".

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Cost To Travel To US

Travelers visiting the U.S. must now pay a fee to enter. Several states may ask for fee also.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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No To Obamacare?

Battle royal over health care repeal if GOP wins. "That's the biggest thing why we're running so hard", says GOP candidate.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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$14 Entrance Fee

Travelers visiting the U.S. must now pay a fee to enter. "That's only a tenth the drug lords ask in Mexico."

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Going to Attack Co. Fire

CO firefighters to step up attack on Boulder blaze. We were going to let it burn itself out but the chief reminded us, "What if that were YOUR house?" He had a point.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Star Guts!

Star guts' are thrown into space in sparkling ring of light after supernova that exploded in 161,000 BC, March 9th.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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The Wrong Name

Mother stabbed then choked to death by her lover after she shouted another man's name during sex. Police that you keep your fantasies to yourself.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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The Tax Man Cometh

Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs: I fear the taxman more than the Taliban. Pocketbook beating worse than that of the ass!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Carried In Like An Animal

Custody sergeant who injured innocent female motorist in police station is jailed for six months. Victim asks 250-pound boyfriend to commit crime to get into cell with him!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Can't Predict Where!

More Volcanoes may explode around the world over the next five years according to 'Exploding Volcanoes Times'.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Now We Know..Wish We Didn't

US Supreme Court hands down decision that glasses are half full during good economy, half empty during economic slump. Judge we're now just 'covering the bottom'.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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UN Inspectors Invited In!

Old guy in house basement in Brooklyn, New York says he's changed his mind and that UN inspectors can come in and check his nuclear weapons. Warns them not to slam the door.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Ask About Lying!

New study says that most teens are against sex until marriage. Have never smoked dope or huffed paint or drunk alcohol. Poll was answered by parents after talk with their teens.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan!

Charitable superstar Angela Jolie is appearing in Pakistan as ancient Brit King Canute. She's hoping to emulate the King by sitting in her throne and turning back the waves!

written by Jaggedone, 07 September 2010
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Wee're Liping Poof...Proof!

Another study shows that red wine can make you live a lot longer. Tenth study done by octogenarian group.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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One Atomic Wedgy Coming Up!

School nerd taps into test questions becomes hero, then a goat after he fails to tell everyone the answers.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Back To School

Police officers warn everyone that schools are back in. So be sure to watch for kids texting in the middle of the road.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Could Go Naked If It Comes To That

Report: We will need $50 Trillion Dollars to fight global warming...or we could dress more casual.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Snap Out Of It, Tiger!

Fellow golfers try to cheer up Tiger Woods by telling him he's a credit to his races.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Wall Street Takeover

This morning Match.Com announced that they have been bought by Cigarettelighter.Org.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Much Refreshing!

Amish, Mennonites stop and take a two hour lunch on Labor Day!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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US extreme church to burn the Koran!

An extreme US church have decided to celebrate the 9/11 attacks by burning the Koran in front of their front door, Bin Laden has threatened revenge, he's going to burn his only copy of Mein Kampf!

written by Jaggedone, 07 September 2010
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Probe Targets Marine After Third Big Toe!

Criminal probe targets Marine who sold 'sensitive, classified' nightvision items, Saddam's big toe on eBay...

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Yes, We Want Inexpensive Fries With That!

Homeless Upset With MCDONALD'S Price Increases. Hang effigy of Ronald McDonald!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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President-Elect Obama: Mutt 'Like Me'

Obama takes aim at Boehner...'They talk about me like a dog'.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Dems Wary Of Super-Spending!

Dems wary of WH's huge new spending plan. "That's all we hear! Spend! Spend! Spend! Where is the money for these?"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Cubs Not White Sox

Even In Chicago, Confidence In Obama Wanes. "We heard a lot of good things but have experienced very little", one person summed it up!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Afghan Forces To Take Control

NATO says Afghan forces can take control next year! Whichever group is winning at the time.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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They're Already Mad!

Top US commander: Burning Quran endangers troops. You'll make the Taliban mad.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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US Invited In

Abbas asks US to step into settlement dispute, steaming pile of poop!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Hermine Downgraded

Tropical Storm Hermine crosses into Texas where it was lassoed by Pecos Bill!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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No One Injured

Indonesian volcano, Rosie O'Donnell erupt again; strongest yet!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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US Made Can Save Jobs

U.S. made: Five companies bucking outsourcing trend shows congress that U.S. quality products better than cheap imports. "We need to get the lead out", stated Harry Reid, finally, after 20 years

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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More Payouts For Temp Solution

The Obama administration trying to jump-start its sputtering attempts to tackle the foreclosure crisis with an effort to assist homeowners who owe more on their properties than their homes are worth.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Obama Wants Temp Workers!

Pros and Cons of Spending $50 Billion on Infrastructure. Increases employment before election. Jobs end as soon as project ends & we're back to square one.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Entrance Fees Spread!

Travelers visiting the U.S. must now pay a fee to enter. Canada and Mexico considering the same.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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USA, Come Play & Pay!

Travelers visiting the U.S. must now pay a fee to enter. But only those who enter the US legally.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

Hermine rolled into Texas Tuesday morning with maximum sustained winds of 60 mph (95 km), disappointing all cable news networks (CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC) and crushing The Weather Channel's hopes.

written by Moose, 07 September 2010
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Obama Throws Economy Under the Bus as Election Nears

WASHINGTON, DC - In a risky move, President Obama has decided to ignore the economy and focus on a more important issue: The 2010 midterm elections.

written by Moose, 07 September 2010
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GOP Guvs Favorite

Sheer numbers of jobless, sour economy favor GOP in governor races also. However, most are concerned about this year's football season.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moments #10

Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than women. "No Honey, we haven't had sex in two weeks, not this morning. You're just weak from not taking your purple pills."

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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National Debts Get Put Off Further Into The Future!

Official: Obama to back more business tax breaks, then slowly increase the taxes. Businesses not particularly happy about it.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Posh Spice new fashion line based on simplicity

she cant get enough minimalism.

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Obama Not Getting Judges Confirmed

Obama getting fewer judges confirmed than Nixon. Remember him?
Watergate? Tricky Dick? Forget it!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Was Today One Of His Shifts?

Commuters walloped by strikes in France, London. Many are wondering, "Is Skoob OK?"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moments #9

Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than women! "Honey, I', at the bookstore on Main street downtown. Where ought I to be?"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Toy company invent unbreakable toy...

... it's great for breaking other toys with.

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Rare Colored Pics Found

Rare color footage of London blitz found. many had forgotten that Churchill always wore pink!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Scientists try to test the results of daydreaming in school children..

...unfortunately they all have A.D.D. and their attention keeps wandering.

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Volcano Erupts Again, Even Stronger!

Indonesian volcano erupts again; strongest yet. But just you wait until 2012!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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One Mean Storm?

Tropical Storm Her Mean crosses into Texas. I'm sorry, that should have been "Hermine"!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Rise Of Ancient City

Ancient city by the sea rises amid Egypt's resorts...and completely without a single mummy to display.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Same Thing In The US

British lawmakers to quiz police over phone hacks. Sold secret info on celebs to TheSpoof writers.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Getting Our Priorities Straight?

US expects to spend big in Afghanistan for years. Here in our poor and jobless, school budgets, not so much.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Who's Helping Flood Victims Now?

Study: Aid after 2005 quake won trust in Pakistan as hard line religious leader there did didly squat.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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The Voting Game

No recession here as election spending sets records! Many asking which Billionaire are they voting for.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Iran Nuclear Inspectors Going Nowhere

Iran says it has the right to bar UN inspectors. They have the right to try, but if the UN had any balls, they wouldn't even try.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moments #8

Men have more "senior moments" than women according to study: "George, I'm glad you found your way back with the groceries. But WHERE did you leave mother?"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Shouldn't Burn Quran!

Top US commander: Burning Quran endangers troops. Also, an effigy of President Obama can create hard feelings.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moment #7

Men have more "senior moments" than women according to study.
"George, why is the chicken in the pot on the doorstep instead of the oven...and did you put out the cat like I asked you?"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moments #6

Men have more "senior moments" than women, study shows. "It's in your pants, George. Behind the zipper! Not your shirt pocket!"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Men have more "senior moments" #5

Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than women. "Uh Hon, what was I doing up here naked while lying on top of you?"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moments #4

Study: Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than uh the others.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Rare Pics Of Blitz Discovered

Rare color footage of London blitz found. "It actually looks like people were trying to help neighbors. What a novel idea!"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Senior Moments #3

Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than women. "I don't remember that young lady at all!"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Men Have More "Senior Moments"

Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than women. Women say they are "convenient" when grass needs mowing, garbage needing taking out.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Something About Memory Loss

Men have more "senior moments" of memory loss than women, according to.....according to...uh.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Push It Behind The Billboard Signs

Olympia, 2-war naval veteran, battles for survival. Same thing for WWII veterans.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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None Looking For Latest Thing

Rare color footage of London blitz found. Old people wax nostalgic about the times people cared.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Burning Quran #2

Top US commander: Burning Quran endangers troops. Burning Koran even worse!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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No Burning Quran!

Top US commander: Burning Quran endangers troops. "No one has bothered us up to now."

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Obama: I Feel Your Economic Pain!

AP analysis: Economic pain failed to ease in July. Pouring more money into creating jobs hasn't worked at all.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Hermine Bringing Lots Of Rain

Tropical Storm Hermine crosses into Texas but Arizona says that they won't allow it to enter their state!

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Throwing Money Hasn't Been Working

Official: Obama to back more business tax breaks. GOP says that it's pouring more money we do not have into a black hole. "We need to quit spending!"

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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Yoghurt complaint

The Greeks have complained to the World Trade Organisation that the rest of the world's yoghurts are too runny. The French are set to come out in support.

written by IainB, 07 September 2010
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Following the gambling man being given top job in banking

Conservatives ask Jenny Thompson to join them to create England's first HOE-alition party

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Wayne Rooney picked for England RUGBY squad

they heard he knows how to deal with hookers.

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Suicidal twin

...kills sister by mistake!

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Breaking news, man tries to get new car for wife

showroom refuses, "we only accept money"

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Scientists reveal shocking discovery about being healthy

You don't live longer. It just feels like it.

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Tony Blair denies failure...

states "We need to redefine success.

written by matthatt, 07 September 2010
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Petraeus orders Florida pastor be fired

"I'm outraged a minister in Gainesville, Florida used his freedom of speech in the name of religion," the top general in Afghanistan said. "I had no choice but to relieve him of his ministry..."

written by Robin Berger, 07 September 2010
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Claustrophobia? That's different!

Daredevil Dan Goodwin scales San Francisco's 58-story Millenium Tower on Monday, gets arrested upon reaching top. According to police, fear of closed spaces had him "climbing the walls" of his cell.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 07 September 2010
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Holy war hawk

Pastor Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center in Florida will reach out to Muslim world by having Quran burning at his church on Sept. 11. Schedules dove shoot to follow festivities.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 07 September 2010
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Elvis Has Left The Mansion

Elvis fans at Graceland this Labor Day swore they saw Elvis come out & take a whiz on a tree, shook it up with a pelvis move and put it back inside pants. Only pic taken just shows a good sized penis.

written by Bureau, 07 September 2010
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