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Locust plague threatens Australia's Dame Kiri Te Kanawa

Sure is getting personal for the fabled mezzo-soprano!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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World's largest mining group calls for massive kangaroo cull in Australia

Er, make that 'carbon tax'!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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US scientist 'sold nuclear secrets' about Vuvuzela

Unfortunately the entire op bombed at the World Cup in South Africa.

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Former Marxist gorilla may be Brazil's first woman president.

A but hairy, like, - the real pity's in the commie ideology though...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Nick Clegg: Britain to spend £500m to fight malaria

Hunkers down and writes a stonking great big cheque to Cheryl Cole!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Naomi Campbell: I was a doormat at war crimes trial

Everybody knows a blood diamond is a gal's best friend!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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New 'iPhone app' to zap Jewish settlements in West Bank

International Space Station laser beam is trained on those pesky Palestinian bashers!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Benjamin Netanyahu pushes for referendum on kosher ice cream

Cheapskate imports rumored to be from cloned halal bovine mammaries - yuck!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Russia's witches and wizards face ad ban to protect Vlad The Impaler Putin

Fears they might hex his 2012 presidential chances!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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David Irving claims Poland should be 'grateful' for his Nazi crap

The Holocaust denier says it helps Poland forget about its very own National Fascists Party (say no more...)

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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New fossil treasures discovered in California?

Nah, it's just Zsa Zsa Gabor and Nancy Reagan!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Australian beach bans umbrellas and digging holes

And no more burying used condoms in endangered rock pools either!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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ran blames America as military parade bombs

Back to those dumb missals again!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Karzai takes manic depression pills says Woodward

Woodward takes cocaine, Karzai hit back!~

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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UKs MI6 spied on the US?

Well, someone had to!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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A garden fit for the Prince of Wales

Unexpected seizure strikes Charles as he talks to the rhododendrons again

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Aggressive and timid drivers blamed over jams

Polite drivers always get away with honey!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Train company under fire over removing lavatories

Should have let the poor passengers finish doing their crap first...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Cyclists and motorists do not want to share hookers, report finds

Er, maybe that should read 'road'?

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Scottish ministers given a year to snort university coke crisis

I blame the cuts says Glasgow crack dealer Hamish McSeptum!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Saunders family watched video of barrister being shot dead

Neighbors said tonight that's pushing a macabre taste in DVDs out a bit too far for their liking...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Jacques Chirac indicted for embezzlement

Bookies go even money a fatal coronary will halt the trial and elevate the old bastard to the Legion d'Honneur

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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British Isles 'worst place to live in Europe' says EU poll

Hell, at least we ain't got that wackjob Obama running things...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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MI6 'used bodily fluids as invisible ink'

Unfortunately it took several years to find out the source of their supplies had actually been vasectomised many years previous!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Horny dinosaur discovered!

Scientists at the British Museum have called him Wayne Rooney.

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Did Moses really part the Red Sea?

Kinda, but pre-global warming it was only ever a six inch puddle prone to drought...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Germany bonkers for British cheese!

Health ministry blames Mad Cow Disease for soured lactate...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Fallon named Tory Party deputy chairman

"WTF this mean?" says puzzled Frankie Dettori...

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Russia rules out supplying missals to Iran

"Get your own goddam prayer books, heathen!" Putin tells startled Ahmadinejad

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Beckham sues over NY prostitute claims

blames cheapskate Rooney-type copycat slappers for trying to cash in on the act.

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Vince Cable says bankers are all 'spivs and gamblers'

...announces retirement as an MP and joins board of Goldman Sax!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Furious Obama 'wrote own Afghan exit strategy'

"God doesn't throw dice," Taleban elders have replied.

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Spoof Writer Comments On Vajazzling

Skoob said - Looks very nice and all that, but it still smells like a shit-house door made out of fish boxes.

written by Skoob1999, 22 September 2010
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India cancel Commonwealth games, Rats & Cockroaches!

India has conceded defeat and cancelled the CW Games, but has come up with an alternative: Rat Races and the Cockroach C-Ol-Y-mpics. Participants are already training within the athletes complex!

written by Jaggedone, 22 September 2010
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Moses didn't part the waves in the Red Sea!

Millions of global believers in God and Moses (Jews too) are committing hari kari, scientists have proven it wasn't him who parted the waves it was the wind, their lives have been forever drowned !

written by Jaggedone, 22 September 2010
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F**king War of Words Breaks Out in God-Damned White House

A new book by legendary Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward paints Richard Holbrooke as "the most egotistical bastard I've ever met.", according to Vice President Joe Biden.

written by Moose, 22 September 2010
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George Bush stars in next season of Glee

Apparently, producers were looking for someone who'd been out of touch with the world for the past ten years.

written by masterchev, 22 September 2010
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5 minute drugs test 'tells kids if their parents use cocaine'

Boot's the other foot as hundreds of youngsters drawn to high-tech blackmail!

written by queen mudder, 22 September 2010
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Senate votes to replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

New policy: "Shut Up, Who Cares?"

written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
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Bruno Mars arrested for cocaine possession.

Ironically, he was listening to Freddy Mercury while driving his Saturn.

written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
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James Carville on the Tea Party movement: "It's a movement all right."

"You know what I'm talking about."

written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
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Christine O'Donnell: "I dabbled into rational thought."

"Back in college...I had thoughts of expressing sexual desires, helping the less fortunate, that sort of thing. It's not for me."

written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
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Ben Bernanke at UFC 121

Bernanke: "I'm prepared to provide additional accommodation if necessary - whatever it takes. If it means putting a ground and pound attack on Brock Lesnar, hey, I'll do that too. He's got my belt."

written by John Cavanagh, 22 September 2010
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Moyes develops new tactics following defeat to Brentford

"I think this proves that we need all the help we can get. I think I'll set up an 8-1-1 formation."

written by masterchev, 22 September 2010
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GPS sends citizen "out of this world".

A Redding resident has told of a strange experience when her in-vehicle GPS navigation system lead her to the planet Venus. "I couldn't believe it" she said "I ended up on this weird planet." Sure!!

written by whatinthe world, 22 September 2010
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Right-Winged Fairies

Senate Republicans blow it for gay soldiers hoping to see an end to "don't ask, don't tell" policy as Democrats fall 4 votes shy of 60 needed to break GOP filibuster. Filibusters are so gay.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 22 September 2010
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