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Pontiff Admits Using Rope-A-Pope to Foil Would-be Assassins

LONDON, UK - Anti-terrorism police arrested six men on Friday on suspicion of preparing an attack on the Pope.

written by Moose, 17 September 2010
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Democrats Announce TEAT-Party Movement

BOSTON, MA - Congressman Barney Frank held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement - The Entitlement And Tyranny Party, or TEAT-Party.

written by Moose, 17 September 2010
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Now We Know

Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb made at same location. "We just stop the line and change labels", says foreman.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Joined Head To Butt

Joint Chiefs of Staff to have operation Monday in attempt to separate them.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Because You're Now The Majority

Dumbasses of America say they want to know why they are always the one to get picked on!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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World Stops Turning At 54

'As the World Turns' stops spinning after 54 years. New more adult version, "As The Worm Turns" to take it's place.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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As The World Turns!

'As the World Turns' stops spinning after 54 years. "Had three hours of makeup daily" says 70-year-old teenager, Butch.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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US/China Trade War

Why some economists see U.S.-China trade war? Because it's been going on for years. They buy our gold. We buy their lead.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Quake Hits Afghanistan

Magnitude-6.3 quake shakes Afghanistan shaken off by population. That's nothing. We have suicide bombers making bigger shakes than that.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Numbers Changing By The Hour

Instead of five people trying to assassinate the pope, there are now six. Do I hear seven? Terrorists or former choirboys?

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Freaks Missing

Thousands of freaks missing in New York as freak tornado strikes city!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Westminster Abbey Crowds Disappointed

Londoners heard old fruitcake dressed as woman to perform in cathedral. Expected Sir Cliff Richard. Pope arrived.

written by French Marilyn, 17 September 2010
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: No Nukes!

Iran leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says that he would never use nuclear weapons on Israel. "How can I blow up something that isn't there?"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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"Balls on Nuts!"

"The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably belong to Damian McBride, Gordon Brown, children and young people - although other people have their own favourites."

written by iscrivener, 17 September 2010
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She's Entitled To Have Respect

The Supreme Court hands down decision that democrats are not to laugh at Sarah Palin! (Snorf!)

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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WMD's WERE In Iraq!

With last American soldier out of Iraq according to President Obama, crowds bring out weapons of Mass destruction and mock George Bush. "We had David Copperfield to hide them!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Our Top Moneymaker!

The National Enquirer names Tiger Woods as Sportsman of the Year!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Not A Good Comparison!

Dick Cheney: All those rumors are false. I was no more the leader of the US than Putin is now of Russia.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Another One For Snopes?

Study: Not only did George Bush sneak into the presidency in 2000, but many believe there was a direct link between Bush and Dick Cheney!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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The Flip Side of Sam Allardyce!

Following "Big Sam's" outburst as a self appointed continental manager and future England boss has led to him been admitted to the Acute Mental Health unit in the Blackburn Royal Infirmary.

written by iscrivener, 17 September 2010
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Cheri, Cheri Baby!

Ex UK premier Tony Blair is to become a father again. Wife Cheri has announced she is 8 weeks pregnant with a baby girl. The new addition to the Blair household is to be named Blah Blah after her dad.

written by iscrivener, 17 September 2010
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Maybe You Can Try That Soon

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi says there are plenty of jobs out there. "Many are unemployed because they don't want to go from defunct Industry CEO to fry cook."

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Whitey Better Get Humping!

U.S. minority births will outnumber majority births this year and will continue to do so until they are the majority.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Carter Slams Kennedy

MOVE ON: Jimmy Carter slams Ted Kennedy for killing his health care bill! Ted Kennedy strangely silent on the subject.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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McMahan Avoids Social Security

POLITICAL INSIDER: McMahon avoids Social Security! Ed: "I'm dead already. Take it back!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Both Corked!

Gulf oil well, ex CEO of BP if caught, on verge of being plugged for good.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Young Now An Old Man Too

Oman tells Neil Young that he's a lot like they were.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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You'll Recognize Their Mating Call!

One of the world's rarest animals, the secretive and mysterious twin-horned vuvuzela saola, has been seen for the first time in a decade, conservationists say.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Tea Party Want New Ideas!

The tea party is rewriting the political rulebook. Not only are they out to overthrow Obama but also the remnant of King George II.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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No Use Pushing Luck

Why office romance is on the wane? Because one or both could be fired at any time.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Photo Doctored Again #2

Egyptian paper doctors photo of Mubarak and Obama making it look like Obama was the one unzipped.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Photo Doctored Again

Egyptian paper doctors photo of Mubarak and Obama to make it look like Mubarak with nose higher in the air!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Warren: No More Lead from China.

Warren vows end to "tricks" with consumer agency. "First of all, I'm recalling every thing from China because it all has lead in it!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Warren Making Demands Already

Warren vows end to "tricks" with consumer agency. "Instead, I wants some treats!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Taxes Going Up!

Expiring tax cuts hit taxpayers at every level but mostly in the balls!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Kirstie Alley Eats Lady GaGa

After a three week diet, Kirstie Alley told police yesterday that she saw Lady GaGa in her meat dress and went out of control. "I fell on her like she was the fatted calf!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Seaman Staines Discharged From The Navy

Claims mistaken identity.

written by Skoob1999, 17 September 2010
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Al-Qaida Nearly Broke?

Al-Qaida having money problems. Suicide bombers told they will have a grand funeral service, two virgins on layaway!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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New Bland Diet!

New diet fad simple: Eat only things that have little taste. Soon you'll grow tired of eating.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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X-Rays Very Harmfull

The number one cause of sickness in the United States caused by huge numbers of x-rays taken by doctors.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Donated Food For Animals Served To Zoo Staff

Woburn Zoo serves up food donated for animals to diners in its CANTEEN. "Actually it tastes better than usual slop", says employee.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Five Arrested In UK

Counter-terror police arrest five men in dawn swoop over alleged plot to attack the Pope on UK visit. Police: "They were disguised as choirboys."

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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"Bring Out The Official Measurement Device"

Reality TV on Playboy Channel will see who makes the biggest progress from e-mail offers for creating a larger penis!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Obama Underestimates Frustration

DER SPIEGEL: 'Obama Has Underestimated the Frustration in the Country'. Cities pretty pissed also!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Each Stimulus Job Costed $2 Million

Audit: $2 million per each stimulus job created. That's the government way of creating jobs.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Ready For Changes?

Computers set for quantum leap. Hitting "Joke" section of TheSpoof will automatically release canned laughter, funnybone given slight shock.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Palin In Iowa

Sarah Palin somehow finds herself back in Iowa! "It's the weirdest thing", says former Alaskan Governor!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Waters Aides Expelled

GET OUT: Maxine Waters's aides expelled from Pelosi event as Dems turn on each other!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Still Eating Hardy

Vikings' Abdullah says he felt great during Ramadan fast. "Ate most of the night."

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Some Ass Men There Too

Full-body scanners at Nashville, Memphis airports. Most are breast and leg scanners according to women walking by.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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50 Ways To Loose Your Neighbor!

Cuba offers 19 ways Obama can loosen US embargo. Could be up to 31 more?

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Forehead Longer

Brain region linked to introspection, especially in the "Me Generation!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Consumer This & That, Whatever!

Consumer prices rise 0.3 percent in August. Millions afraid to leave their homes!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Pa. Senate Race Gets Tough

Pa. Senate race gets rough, fought through ads, unlike friendly elections in the past where each side waited for outcome at the same site, often holding hands.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Well Plugged

Gulf oil well, BP criticism, on verge of being plugged for good.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Prince William Gets His Wings

Prince William gets his search-and-rescue wings. Did you hear a bell ring?

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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US Dare Not Criticize Iran, After Losing Our Freedoms Here!

Forces raid office of Iran's opposition leader. No freedoms in Iran either.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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FBI urges U.S. Mohammed cartoonist to go into hiding!

This, coming after all the info about the Ground Zero mosque being no big thing?

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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What Happened To US Freedoms?

FBI urges U.S. Mohammed cartoonist to go into hiding from all the moderate Muslim population.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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NYT/CBS Poll: WSJ, and NBC Suck!

The NYT and CBS just released a joint poll which finds that NYT readers and CBS viewers think that "The WSJ and NBC suck it".

written by Moose, 17 September 2010
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Taxes Hurt Everyone

Expiring tax cuts hit taxpayers at every level, but mostly up the wazzoo!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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NYC Tornado?

Probe into whether tornado hit NYC in deadly storm. Several say they saw a funnel cloud, others a giant ape.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Making The Sacrifice

Bill Clinton: Working to stay healthy for his grandchildren, scattered around the country.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Already know Customer's Accounts

SEC eyes new rules on banks' debt-level disclosure. They already have each of ours.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Fastest Election Count Ever

Security ramped up ahead of Afghan elections. Each voter is to come outside and raise right hand, left hand or both hands for three leading candidates. Google Earth will count results.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Somebody Arrested In Poland!

Chechen separatist Veyakaz arrested in Poland! I'm sorry, that should be 'Zakayev'!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Pope Visits Catholic Schools

Pope visits UK Catholic schools, urges trust, chastity belts.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Australian Aborigines First Astronomers?

Australian Aborigines 'world's first astronomers' as ruins of 10,000 year old giant telescope found in the outback.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Australian Aborigines First Astronomers?

Australian Aborigines 'world's first astronomers'. Egyptians deny it. Aztecs remain silent.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Obama Gains Momentum!

Obama Gains Momentum in Fight Over Tax-Cut Extensions, becoming a one-term president!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Bank Fraud #3

53 charged in NJ bank fraud, identity theft ring, not telling customers to "Have a nice day!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Bank Fraud #2

53 charged in NJ bank fraud, identity theft ring, grabbing most of kids lollipops from canisters.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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53 Arrested In Bank Fraud

53 charged in NJ bank fraud, identity theft ring, cutting pens out of the lobby.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Water Wells Polluted!

Report: Fracking, freaking *&%&^## chemicals in NE Pa. water wells!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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New Jersey Looks The Same Either Way

Probe into whether tornado hit NYC in deadly storm. No way to tell in New Jersey.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Ending Tax Cuts Hit All Incomes, Jobs!

Expiring tax cuts hit taxpayers at every level. Not the best time to raise taxes when government want people to spend.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Doctored Photo #4

Egyptian paper doctors photo of Mubarak and Obama. The original did not have Obama in Kenyan attire and bone through his nose.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Doctored Photo #3

Egyptian paper doctors photo of Mubarak and Obama. The original did not show Mubarak patting Obama on the head & handing him a lollipop!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Doctored Photo #2

Egyptian paper doctors photo of Mubarak and Obama. Original photo did not shoe Obama as four-foot tall.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Doctored Photo

Egyptian paper doctors photo of Mubarak and Obama. Real photo did not have Obama on a leash.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Bill Promises Chelsea!

Bill Clinton: Working to stay healthy for his grandchildren. "My roving days are over!"

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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NYC Tornado? #3

Rats and politicians left only minutes before storm hit!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Tornado In NYC? #2

Probe into whether tornado hit NYC in deadly storm as billions of bedbugs were seen leaving an hour before!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Tornado In NYC?

Probe into whether tornado hit NYC in deadly storm,bouncing off the skyscrapers!

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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A Commercial Plug For BP!

Gulf oil well on verge of being plugged for good. Will it come out of a different hole? Maybe later, not sooner.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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Plugged For Good

Gulf oil well on verge of being plugged for good, as Kirstie Alley seems to be.

written by Bureau, 17 September 2010
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'Fuck the lot of you'

You can all fuck off and die as far as I'm concerned, a new study suggests.

written by raouldukecommando, 17 September 2010
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Americans 'just want to be Canadians'

Study suggests that US citizens want to switch to being Canadian. Canadians are more intelligent, sophisticated and are OK with guns, making them attractive role-models for youngsters.

written by raouldukecommando, 17 September 2010
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YouTube arrested for lewd act in public place

The internet uploading site, YouTube, was arrested in Los Angeles late last night for committing an act of gross indecency with a man in a park, who later turned out to be a plain-clothes cop.

written by raouldukecommando, 17 September 2010
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ITV's 'Daybreak' enters 5th day

Hopes are fading fast for those affected by the new ITV breakfast programme 'Daybreak'. Some 30 workers are still trapped by the show and are being fed by tubes.

written by raouldukecommando, 17 September 2010
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'Working-Classes not genetically able to vote'

New research from the University of Hertfordshire suggests that the Working-Class are not genetically-predisposed to vote or indeed participate in any form of decision-making process.

written by raouldukecommando, 17 September 2010
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'Arm the Terminally-Ill'

New government initiative to alleviate suffering of those with terminal illnesses is trialled in Lancashire.

written by raouldukecommando, 17 September 2010
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Brown wants to be picked for 'Games

Former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has demanded he be selected in the English athletics squad for the forthcoming Commonwealth Games in New Delhi. Brown says he is the best "fatty" in the world.

written by whatinthe world, 17 September 2010
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Gibbo caught out again.

Actor/director Mel Gibson has been photographed disguised as elusive terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden. Police took the enigmatic Gibson into custody thinking he WAS the Al Quaeda supremo. What next!

written by whatinthe world, 17 September 2010
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Food for Thought

Lady Gaga arrested for allowing an unknown man to make a sandwich out of part of her meat dress. Eating beaver is illegal where she was performing!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Catch and Release Hunting

Catch and release has worked well for sports fishing. Now hunters groups in various states are going after animal rights group members using tranquilizer darts.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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What Quality of Life?

In Baltimore MD there is high unemployment. People are upset over big box stores using space vacated by closed businesses, demanding union wages & environmental restrictions to keep quality of life!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Michelle Hits a Home Run

First lady convinces Michael Moore to join her anti-obesity program. Mr. Moore is to cut the grass around the White House for the next year with a push-mower & his Secret Service name is "Lard Ass!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Anybody Home in Washington DC

US government wants unused oil wells in Gulf of Mexico to be permanently capped because of danger to the environment. Environmental impact statements may be necessary to remove environmental hazards!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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What the Heck?

The 2012 presidential election may pit President Obama against Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Some pundits call this a battle of an empty suit versus an empty dress!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Three Stooges Return to Hollywood

In 2013 Hollywood plans to remake the Three Stooges comedies. After November 2010 ex-HS Pelosi and ex-SML Reid will be available. Ex-President Obama is expected to join them in two years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Pelosi's Pinocchio Speech

House Speaker Pelosi says with a straight Botox face that "the Democrats will retain control of the US House of Representatives!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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It's the Economy and Jobs Stupid

Obama is strengthening the consumer protection agency. Unemployed workers want the president to stop spending & help improve the economy. They want jobs, to be consumers & not wards of a nanny state!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Anger Quotient to Swamp Democrats

Obama & his liberal left Congressional team are overlooking the "Anger Quotient." This leading political indicator is a measure of anger at taxing/spending, lack of jobs & Americans not being heeded!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Harry Wants the Hispanic and Gay/Lesbian Vote

Senate Majority Leader Reid is so scared shit of losing to a "Tea Party" candidate he has attached the un-vetted Dream Act and repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell to the Defense Appropriations bill!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Tea Party Attendance

President Obama was invited to speak at a tea party, but declined. Boy was the UK Royal family pissed off when the president didn't show up at the British Embassy in Washington DC!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Campaign Sign for 2010 Elections l

"Tea Party" group unveils new campaign poster for 2010 Congressional mid-term elections. It shows a gigantic commode with the words "FLUSH THE DEMOCRATIC FAR LEFT LIBERALS!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Campaign Sign for 2010 Elections ll

"Tea Party" group unveils another new campaign poster for 2010 Congressional mid-term elections. It reads "RETIRE THOSE TWO OLD BAGS, PELOSI AND REID!"



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Surprise, Iran's Nuclear Kabuki Dance Continues

France, Germany & Britain voiced concern over Iran's failure to cooperate with the UN IAEA. Iran seems "determined to pursue a nuclear program which could provide it with military capabilities."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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Startling Announcement

Secretary of State Clinton is to make an announcement at the Sept. UN General Assembly meeting. Iranian President Ahmadinejad will become a Buddhist, going to live in a Christian Monastery in Israel!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 September 2010
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