Order by:
Rating:

Unknown Group Into The Unknown

Previous unknown group that took credit with a video for accidentally blowing themselves up will probably never become known. I mean, who's stupid enough to admit it?

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Gleen Beck Speech #3

Glenn Beck to give his third version of "I've been to the mountaintop, where little republican kids and democrat kids are playing together, hold a tea party."

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Sex While Using Internet Not New

Internet users 'staying connected during sex'. "At least I won't have to think about baseball", states male.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

'Global Warming' Out, 'Total Environment Annihilation' In...

From the administration that brought you "military intelligence", "government help" and "overseas contingency operation", another terminology change is in the works.

written by Moose, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Pelosi Asked To Step Down!

Tennessee Democrat Calls on Nancy Pelosi To Step Down, preferably on a banana peal!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

31 Dems Oppose Obama

31 House Democrats call for tax cuts for all, since their incomes have placed them in top 5%.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

The Great Society Dead

American poverty at 50-year high. LBJ spinning like a top!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

"As The Squabble Continues"

Michael Jackson's mother sues concert promoters. Then father, Joe, Sues Michael's mother...if she wins lawsuit!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Michelle In Hell?

MICHELLE IN 'HELL', NOT MY BELL: 'CAN'T STAND' FIRST LADY JOB. YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE & WORK!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

IS 'Full Of Crap' Out?

White House: 'Global Warming Out','Global Climate Disruption' In.' 'Congress failure out', Congress Minus In'!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Sorry About The Naked Woman!

A new photonic chip works on light rather than electricity has been built, paving the way for ultra-fast quantum computers. TheSpoof writers will merely have to "think" the story to others.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Obama Urges Kids To Stay In School

President Obama spoke to kids at school Monday and told them to stay in school as long as possible. "Maybe by then, there will be jobs."

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Dozens Of Airport Body Scanners

Full-body scanners at Nashville, Memphis airports. Usually sitting in lounge areas, acting like they are waiting to catch a plane.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Senate Passing Things

Senate passes small business credit measure, peach pit!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

They Should Know!

A cremated male skeleton in a lavish ancient Greek tomb is not Alexander the Great's half-witted half-brother, according to a new study by half-witted specialists.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Painting Returned?

Mystery thickens as missing painting found by NYC doorman "Apparently no one wanted to buy it."

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Dems Pulling For Palin

Palin's endorsement wins stoke hopes for White House run...by opponents!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Don't Tread On Me!

Tea Party rebellion: Political uprising shakes up GOPee!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Pope In Britain

Pope visits U.K. amid indifference, outrage, non-recognition. "Who's the chap with Wally?"

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

An American Tune

Census: 1 in 7 Americans live in poverty. 5 of the other 6 try not to notice!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Money Spent On Elections Could Half This!

Census: 1 in 7 Americans live in poverty, 9 in 10 Native Americans!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Always He Thinks Of Himself First!

Henville, Kentucky police say man committed suicide then wiped out his whole family.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Satan appears on a bathroom tile in Budapest, horny Hungarian!

Satan has appeared on a bathroom tile in Budapest and every time the wife has a shower, he has a w**k, dirty ol Peeping Tom, Devilish behaviour!

written by Jaggedone, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Wisconsin Candidate: "I Am the White Man's Bitch"

MADISON, WI - Ieshuh Griffin is running for State Assembly in Wisconsin, and she wants voters to know she is "NOT the white man's bitch".

written by Moose, 16 September 2010
Rating:

THEY Are To Blame!

According to new study, we are living in the "Age Of Finger-Pointing!" Each of us are innocent.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Another Breakthrough!

Gene discovered that causes people to read sorry snippets!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Obama Toughens Stand

Obama threatens to set sack of dog poop on fire on Iran's porch, ring doorbell and run away!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

No Big News From Geithner

US Treasury Secretary Geithner says yawn is undervalued. I'm sorry, that should have been "yuan".

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Two Keys In Peace Talks

Israel's settlements, having their own country, two keys to peace talk progress.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Suddenly, You Can't Move Eyelids

Thousands at risk of early death by ignoring tell-tale signs of rigor mortis setting in!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Police Numbers To Be Cut

Ministers hit out at police 'scare stories': Budget cuts will not spark riots, insists May. Police say 'Better arm yourself well!'

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Poor Will Have To Lump It!

Poor must accept benefit cuts: Clegg on collision course with own party by backing welfare axe. "Mr. Clegg needs to accept that we will egg & tomato him to death", state the poor.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Millionaire Cheat Loses Three Toes Gardening

Millionaire cheat Major Charles Ingram, 47, who won the top prize on ITV1's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? with help from an accomplice, slipped on a fellow rotten apple.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

"Please Don't Get Up, Mrs. Smith!"

Owner lay dead on the couch as estate agent showed buyers around her home. "Isn't this cozy?"

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

BBC: Find You A Good Book!

No TV licence increase in 2011: Two year BBC fee freeze will lead to 'on-air changes', including "Last of the Summer Wine" & "Keeping Up Appearances" reruns nightly.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

White Elephant Planes

Flying white elephants: MoD orders £10.5billion planes that can't fly into war zones. Maybe they'll draw a big crowd at air shows!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

"Celebrities Get Warts!"

Pope hit by a celebrity vendetta: Famous names in concerted protest against the state visit. There's one now over behind that tree.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

How's That Again?

Pope likens the rise of atheism in Britain to the Nazis as he admits his 'shock and sadness' over abuse scandal in the Catholic Church!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

SHOCK: 24 Million Democrats Found Dead!

Regardless of how lively the midterm elections might be, a new study shows that more than 23.7 million Democrat voters on current voter registration rolls across the country are dead.

written by Moose, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Northern Supermarket launch rival to Ocado

A new online Grocery Home Deliveries Service was unveiled today...

'VAN MORRISONS'

written by pinxit, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Cops Plan Massive Protests

Chicago cops plan massive protest against manpower shortages. National Guard to be called in for Cop Riots?

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Can't Eat Money!

Gold hits new high. But how would you spend it? "Here's a $1500 $20 Gold Piece. I'd like a hamburger and some fries please."

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

"Unelectable" Clearly Ahead!

'Unelectable' Rubio opens 14-point lead over Crist as Tea Party candidate makes waves in Florida!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Mexican Mules Herded Toward Australia

Mexican drug cartels smuggling cocaine into Australia. Over 200 'mules' caught on one incoming ship.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Where's the oil? On the Gulf floor,

Where's the clean-up fee? In the pockets of BP!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Getting Tough On China

Administration vows to get tough with China. May ask for all our money spent on leaded junk be returned.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

"Uh, Aren't You Needed In Washington Sir?"

Obama out to boost Blumenthal in Conn. Senate race causes 5% drop at the poles.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Lots Of New Faiths Springing Up!

NC teen: Nose ring more than fashion, it's faith: The Church of Body Modification. New Church of Nearly Naked Pole Dancing keeping eye on the case.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

NC Teen Nose Ring Religion!

NC teen: Nose ring more than fashion, it's faith: Church of Body Modification. Being studied closely by group who plan The Church of Cocaine Snorting.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Prince Phillip greets Pope and 'touches cloth'

While bending down to kiss the Pope's ring, the Duke shat himself.

written by pinxit, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Church Of Body Modification

NC teen: Nose ring more than fashion, it's faith: The Church of Body Modification. New Faith may really catch on in Hollywood.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Schwarzenegger Checks Out Explosion

Governor Schwarzenegger flies over Calif. gas line blast site, other sites where explosions are overdue.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Peace Talks Rich In Symbolism

Mideast peace talks rich in symbolism, headed for Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan later.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Escaped cobras strike fear in southwest China!

Many of them reportedly contain lead!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

US Drugs Out!

Report: Illegal drug use up sharply last year, legal drugs like marijuana ever sharper!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Peace Talks Continue

Abbas sees no alternative to peace talks if Israel still refuses to move to North Dakota.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Easier To List What Doesn't Contain Lead

California company recalling child's balloons that came from Chine. They contain lead.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

California Recall #2

California company recalling bottled water from China as it contains presence of lead.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

California Recall

California company recalling of ginger candy made in China due to presence of lead.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Innovative Cars

3 ultra-efficient cars win $10M innovation award. One gets over 150 MPG but must only run downhill!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Pope Apologizes!

Pope visits UK, admits failures in abuse scandal, hot-rodding popemobile!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Half Oppose Tax Hikes

AP-GfK Poll: Nearly half oppose tax hikes for rich. "Who's going to hire unemployed", ask workers.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Just A Small Mistake!

Wis. prosecutor who 'sexted' victim won't resign. State being asked to kick his ass out.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

For Goodness Snakes

Residents of a township in southwest China have been running scared after more than 160 cobras escaped from an illegal breeding laboratory, state media said Thursday. Followed by loud scream!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Snakes Alive!

Residents of a township in southwest China have been running scared after more than 160 cobras escaped from an illegal breeding laboratory, state media said Thursday. Ask for pipers for vipers.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Build A Really Big Prison!

Khmer Rouge tribunal indicts 4 senior leaders. Next, their 100,000 followers.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

May Need Louder Mike!

Pope visits UK, admits failures in abuse scandal. At least it sounded like that, above the vuvuzela noise!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Instead Of Moving Bad Priests Around

Pope visits UK, admits failures in abuse scandal. Might fire wayward priests.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Drab Situation Produces More Drug Use

Report: Illegal drug use up sharply last year. Expected to keep climbing until Obama out of the White House, with his record spending.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Illegal Drug Use Up!

Report: Illegal drug use up sharply last year as many facing financial crisis!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Foreclosures Up Again

US homes lost to foreclosure up 25 pct on year. Where are these families going?

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Record Spending

Meg Whitman breaks US campaign spending records. Over $100 million on becoming California Governor which she really, really wants!

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

More Realty Sales Staff Cut

US homes lost to foreclosure up 25 pct on the year. Many foreigners eying nice properties for good prices.

written by Bureau, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Alan Greenspan has Jim Carrey Moment

Former Federal Reserve head, Alan Greenspan, said that, surprisingly, stimulus spending had not worked to power a recovery.

He then suggested the government should raise taxes.

Dumb & Dumber

written by John Cavanagh, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Another Underwear Bomber

Woman with 42DD boobs taken off a flight & charged with trying to blow up the plane. Flight attendant became suspicious when she began rubbing them together after asking other passengers for matches!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

New Fast Food Chain

Treasury Secretary declares McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's etc. have failed & freezes assets. A new Chinese owned fast food chain to open in January 2013 called Michelle's Stir-Fried Veggie Garden.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Democrats Look for an Issue in 2010 Elections

Democratic left wing liberals are quiet about health care, the stimulus package and letting the Bush tax cuts expire. They charge Republicans with having bad breath and athlete's foot!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Interesting Times Ahead

Great-grandpa says "I must live another 10 years to see the US Supreme Court rule on the Constitutionality of Obamacare insurance mandates, Arizona's illegal immigrant law and EPA regulations!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

I'm an Independent, Stupid

When I call for fiscally responsible policies, Democratic liberals call me a conservative Republican. When I call for sensible social programs, Republican conservatives call me a liberal Democrat.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Not the Brightest Bulb on the Tree I

President Obama plays kissy-kissy with Iranian President Ahmadinejad, while Iranian state radio tells Muslims in Kashmir India the USA is burning Korans. Muslims then burn Effigies of President Obama!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Not the Brightest Bulb on the Tree II

Former Governor Sarah Palin backs "Tea Party" ideological candidates for Senate. Republicans may not recapture the Senate from Democratic liberal left control by one seat!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Not the Brightest Bulb on the Tree III

Well endowed female sports reporter, wearing tight clothes, goes into NFL locker room after a game. Cat calls and gestures alleged by not politically correct players. History repeats itself!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Not the Brightest Bulbs on the Tree IV

Congress not renewing the Bush tax cuts returns $3 trillion to the treasury, hurting small businesses. The federal government then provides $50 billion tax credits & $20 billion technology incentives.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Not the Brightest Bulb on the Tree V

The US DOJ's selective enforcement of only those portions of the US Constitution that support the Obama administration's left liberal causes trashes that magnificent document.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

Not the Brightest Bulbs on the Tree VI

The City Council of NYC allowing Mayor Bloomberg to run for a third term as mayor, by changing the law, is reminiscent of Hugo Chavez being President of Venezuela for as long as he wants to be!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 September 2010
Rating:

President Obama To Tap Consumer Counsel

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama this week will tap Harvard Law professor Elizabeth Warren. When the First Lady heard about it, she went through the White House roof.

written by Moose, 16 September 2010
« Aug 2010 September 2010 Oct 2010 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
84
2nd
119
3rd
111
4th
116
5th
77
6th
112
7th
99
8th
119
9th
124
10th
129
11th
74
12th
79
13th
97
14th
101
15th
84
16th
86
17th
110
18th
24
19th
44
20th
12
21st
25
22nd
46
23rd
62
24th
33
25th
34
26th
5
27th
17
28th
25
29th
12
30th
18
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 plus 5?

8 6 15 24


Go to top