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American Down In Standings

Report: America's world standing has dropped in last decade. Meanwhile the Taliban has moved up from 200th to 199th.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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I'm Pretty Good!

President Bush says that when he first read his new book, "Direction Points" he was simply amazed.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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OnLine Shopping Up 16%

Online sales jump 16% on Black Friday as shoppers snap up unbelievable bargains from Nigeria.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Washington Warns Israel

Washington warns Israel of potential embarrassment. "Some may be worse that Jesse Jackson's 'Hymietown'."

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Big Mouths Caught

World braces for WikiLeaks flood of US cables. Officials apologize in advance to all religions and races they were caught laughing about.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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John Robert Boone Up In Smoke

Authorities closing in to seize 2,400 pot plants on John Robert Boone's farm 2 years ago, the legendary Ky. outlaw vanished like a puff of smoke. He was not caught with another hero, Willie Nelson.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Nelson Caught In Home State

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas. "I can't believe my own state would turn me in", says native Texan.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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San Diego Drug Tunnel

San Diego drug tunnel had railcar, tons of pot. "We tried smoking them out but it didn't work", say officials.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Palin admits even she knows she can't be elected President

But is determined to press on 'havin' a blast!'

written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
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Gold Vase for Sale on e-Bay

Queen launches official e-Bay shop as Royal Tour of Middle East approaches conclusion.

written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
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"The wedding's on me!"

Queen arrives in Oman and receives gold vase and egg in the style of Faberge from Sultan.

written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
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Not A Good Sign

The winner of this years Nobel Prize for Economics has sold it for cash from China!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Keeping Score?

Al-Qaida #3 becomes Public Enemy #1 according to the FBI!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Bears on the loose!

Three armed bears are on the loose. The public has been warned not to shoot at them, but to phone Miss Locks from The Extra limbed Animal foundation.

written by Julian Shure, 27 November 2010
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Teenager Says 'Yes' to Drugs

BIRMINGHAM - A teen went against his peers', teachers, parents' advice & said 'yes' to an offer of a ciggerette. "I wanted to see why I shouldn't say 'yes'. Boy this tastes good!" He will die in 2031.

written by Inhopeless, 27 November 2010
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Boy George Playing Again

Boy George to be playing with Clay Aiken. No, they are not doing a record together. Just playing.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Who's Watching The Country?

President Obama gets 12 stitches after errant elbow to mouth. VP Joe Biden got 7 stitches from talking.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Willie Caught With Pot #2

Pot found in Willie Nelson's tour bus. Police say they began to be suspicious when they saw that guy on front seat was Willie Nelson. "You always have a better than 50% chance", with Nelson, they say.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Willie Caught With Pot!

Pound of Pot found in Willie Nelson's tour bus. Police became suspicious when Nelson began singing "All Over The Road Again".

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Plan Your Gift Now

Prince William and Kate Middleton set wedding date and are registered at "Bed, Bath & Bedbugs".

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Ready Or Not! #2

U.S. warns Britain over new WikiLeaks revelations that will 'expose corruption between allies'. For instance: Lady Camilla has some horse DNA.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Ready Or Not, Here they Come

U.S. warns Brits over new WikiLeaks that will 'expose corruption between allies'. Preview: Tony Blair has big hairy mole on his ass. VP Biden has same-sized wart on his ass that he has named 'Cheney'.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Bad Winter Beginning In Britain

MINUS 10C: Britain shivers as overnight temperatures plunge and snow continues ... and the big freeze is only just beginning say Global Warming experts.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Taiwan Becoming More Mainland Supportive

China-friendly party gains upper hand in Taiwan poll as China strong militarily and financially.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Big Rush Through The Doors!

Obama gets 12 stitches after errant elbow to mouth after trying to go shopping as "Joe Citizen" on Black Friday!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Won't You Join Us?

US and South Korea push ahead with war games...while Rudolf the Red-Nosed Russian watches from sidelines.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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No US Troops Needed

Iraqi premier: No need for US troops after 2011. Especially after Obama has apparently withdrawn them already....So who are these guys, anyway?"

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Olympic City?

War for Rio? Olympic city facing gang backlash of Rio Bravos and the Vuvuzelas From Hell!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Tesco to unveil "Roadkill" menu

Supermarket chain Tesco are to start marketing "Chicken that didn't quite make it across the road" next month

written by ExiledRoyal, 27 November 2010
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Eire's debt to be wiped out

Ireland are to replace the Euro with the Potato.

written by ExiledRoyal, 27 November 2010
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Rep.Barney Frank hit by ping pong ball gets 12 stitches in lip

Congressmam Barney Frank's only comment was,"Don't ask don't tell."

written by JAB, 27 November 2010
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Insults Online!

Panic over leaked British secrets: U.S. puts No.10 on alert over insults to allies as 3m documents are set to go online.
Poland, French want to get early copies.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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The Law Love Obama!

President Obama wins police support by dropping all cases of doughnut theft from being investigated.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Never Shown In Scan

News staff person gets fake liquid explosives past TSA guards at airport by hiding it in penis extender.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Medicare Cuts

Doctors say Medicare cuts force painful decision about elderly patients, changing once a moth checkups to once a year.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Tis The Season

Mall food court placed on lockdown after fight, reports of gunshots, Santa cussing out pissing kids.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Oh, There It Is!

UPDATE: FEDEX finds missing cannister of radioactive material in Knoxville. City emptied overnight!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Should Help Everyone

WHO welcomes pope's comments about condoms, relief dolls for priests.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Second-Hand Smoke Kills Thousands

More than 600,000 people killed by 2nd-hand smoke. Many of them while standing around waiting for Willie Nelson to sign autograph.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Hunters Ended Mammoths

Hunters may have delivered fatal blow to mammoths. Kirstie Alley staying indoors until season over.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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What Recession?

What recession? Shoppers eat up Black Friday deals. "Better to buy before the dollar drops again."

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Friedman's Comment On Nelson Arrest

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas. Kinky Friedman says he's highly disappointed in Willie....getting caught.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Computer Meltdown

Computer meltdown leaves Aussies without cash. Western countries: Glad that can't happen here!..can it?"

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Needs Nuclear Energy

Iran says first nuclear plant begins operating. To be used for energy. "Can't keep importing oil from here".

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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NKorean Warning #512

North Korea issues warning #512 ahead of US-S.Korean exercises!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Meth Labs Everywhere

Police find record number of meth labs. Three found in port-a-potties!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Boise State Out Of It

One upset clears BCS picture as Boise State upset by Nevada. Most didn't want them in championship. Purists can't help disliking blue turf for football.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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World In Debt

Debt turmoil, contagion fears sweep Europe. Americans say they're glad they are here.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Lloyd-Webber offers to write song for Wills & Kate

Declined on basis they're hoping for a long run.

written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
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Obama In Stitches #2

Obama gets 12 stitches after errant elbow to mouth. FOX News is going to use film to introduce Conservative shows with theme music.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Obama In Stitches

Obama gets 12 stitches after errant elbow to mouth. Shown 56 times on FOX news last night.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Nelson On Pot

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas. "They told me I was under arrest but what did I care?"

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Willie Nelson On Pot

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas. "Texas? I thought we were in Mexico!"

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Who Would Have Thought?

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas. "It was for medicinal purposes. I can't sing while straight anymore."

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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America's Hapiest Place

Welcome to the happiest place in America! "It's ha ha ha It's aha ha ha! "Oh boy! I'll tell you ha ha ha later! (Snicker, fart).

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Island Mostly Civilian

NKorea accuses South of using civilians as shields. SKorea says that was who NKorea were aiming to hit on island.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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We Appreciate Your Help But....

South Korea grateful for US presence but ask George to quit yelling "Bring It On!"

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Brink Of War!

North Korea: Entire region now on brink of war. South Korea: For nearly 60 years.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Knowing Enemy Works Again

Feds: Somali-born teen plotted car-bombing in Ore. before it blew up shoppers. Profiling working just fine!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Bernie Moved

Paris conservation meeting protects sharks. Bernie Madoff being shipped to French prison.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Taliban Take Credit

The Taliban say that THEY are the ones who delivered the President a smash mouth.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Al-Qaida Hits Obama?

Al-Qaida takes credit for President having 12 stitches taken on his mouth.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Koreas Barking All Night

NKorea accuses South of using civilians as shields. That doesn't matter to us in the least.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2010
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Sarah Palin says She Could Run World

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin will supplement her ruling of the United States in the 2012 Presidental Elections, with conquering the entire Earth. "I'll be supreme ruler!" she says to laughing crowd.

written by Inhopeless, 27 November 2010
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The World's Largest Book To Be Produced

It's a catalogue of herbs and spices that have been smuggled the 'I'm a Celebrity...' jungle camp by nutritionist, Gillian McKeith in her knickers!

written by IN SEINE, 27 November 2010
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Magnum PI

With all this big deal over the church and condoms when I was asked "What kind of Condom are you?" I replied "A USC TROJAN!" Maybe she was a hooker and wanted to know what to include in her price?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Aha! So that's how you pronounce it... Laocoon! At last.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 27 November 2010
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Sometimes you don't have to make 'em up

from The Telegraph website: Abba star loses bankruptcy dispute with Buddhist monk

written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
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Politically Correct Cause?

WHO is concerned about the 165,000 children that die from second hand smoke each year. The UN should be totally concerned about the 7,000,000 children that die of hunger and malnutrition each year!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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Impeachment of Iranian President Ahmadinejad

The National Enquirer reports that a motion to summon Ahmadinejad to the Iranian Parliament to answer charges by conservative parliamentarians about his "sleeping around" is picking up steam!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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South Korean Temperment

Do S Korean's have the same temperament as Americans, wanting to retaliate against NK for killing their fellow citizens? S Korea's new Defense Minister is a distant cousin of former President GW Bush!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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Unintended Consequences

Woman detained at a busy airport for going through the enhanced pat down procedure 40 times. She and a particular TSA screener were having an affair!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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Terrorists Employ Germ Warfare

HHS, CDC and NIH admonish the TSA for being the 21st Century's "Typhoid Mary." Those airport enhanced groin, armpit and butt pat down procedures are spreading germs from person to person!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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President Obama is OK

President Obama receives 12 stitches after being hit on lip by an opposing player's elbow during a basketball game, but is OK. Pres. Press Secretary Gibbs says the opposing player was a Republican!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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The Obama Effect

Someone high up in the Obama administration flaps their gums and the president apologizes!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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More from WikiLeaks

Michelle and her mother chastised the president for letting that little twerp in North Korea get away with murder again. Don't you be a wimp like former Presidents WJ Clinton (D) and GW Bush (R)!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 November 2010
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