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Billy Joel Really Hip!

Billy Joel mending after replacements of both hips. Don't Ask Me Why?

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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It Was Murder!

Republicans claim that California didn't fall into the sea. It was pushed!

written by Adam Click, 25 November 2010
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Vatican Recommends Condoms Against Disease, Boredom

Vatican: Condom use less evil than spreading HIV, OK if studded for her pleasure.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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DeLay Sentence Delayed

Judge has many options in sentencing ex-Rep. DeLay as he pats his billfold. "Yes, many options!"

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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American delight in stupidity declining

National Association of Morons president Ima Bitthick: "Palin giving us a bad name."

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Palin Clarifies North Korea Remark

"I meant stand with our ally Gonorrhea."

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Brady Wins Another One

Brady throws 4 Touchdown passes, Brady Bunch top Lions 45-24!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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"I can't take it anymore"

Tina Fey considering cosmetic surgery after latest Sarah Palin gaffe.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Del Monte Sold

British Company to buy Del Monte for $4 Billion. They will change the name to Del Monte Python.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Unintended hilarity

Republican Platform passes for Spoof story.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Both A Tad Angry

North Korea threatens more attacks on mainland. "You will be flattened like an anvil dropped on a coyote. South Korea replies: You will all be begging to have the anvil fall on you!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Red Thursday

Black Friday has already began on Red Thursday as shoppers were told they were sold out on advertised items.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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YAbu Dabai Doo

Royals express disappointment Fred Flintstone not on hand to greet them during foreign tour.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Palin Corrects North Korea Gaffe

Says she now realizes it did not fight for the Union during the Civil War.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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David Cameron keen to poll Britons on level of happiness

Daily Mail readers excluded on basis nothing makes them happy.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Ingrates

Palin criticizes UK for failing to celebrate Thanksgiving 'for like the thousandeth time'; vows to keep assaulting the English language in protest.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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William vows to remain close to new in-laws

Party Pieces now expected to fit up Westminster Abbey for next coronation.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Sean Ryder bitten by snake on I'm a Celebrity

The snake is now in detox, going cold-turkey and said to be "doing well".

written by ExiledRoyal, 25 November 2010
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Sarah Palin confuses North with South, she lost her compass!

Sarah Palin has completely lost her bearings (not those between Alaska and Russia) she mistook North korea for South Korea, but still thinks Kim Jong-il is kinda cute!

written by Jaggedone, 25 November 2010
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'North Korea Created Snow to Destroy UK Industry and Commericialism' says NK Rep

PYONGYANG - The communist dicktatorship of North Korea has sent snow to attack Britain's workforce by slowing it down in traffic jams, and thereby stopping productivity.

written by Inhopeless, 25 November 2010
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P.O. Better Protected

Nation's post offices to install bullet-proof glasses, not for the worker's safety but the customers.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Stonehendge Getting Makeover

Stone henge to get a makeover. Big rocks to be cleaned by local cleaning company. Rocks tilted, dusted!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Gobbler Warning: Red!

Overcooked Thanksgiving turkey blamed on Gobbler Warming!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Scientists Missing

Scientists who captured anti-matter two weeks ago are now missing.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Most Scan & Ran

Why the Airline Opt-Out Protest Failed? After sitting in car jam for an hour, no one had time to opt out!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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The Latest Dope!

What's the latest dope abut the 2012 presidential election? Most say it's Sarah Palin.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Spindly Species Found

Spindly species found in ocean's crushing depths, White House, congress.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Thanksgiving Parade A Hit

Kanye West, Kung Fu Panda star, the naked cowboy, all appear at NYC parade

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Hillary Frustrated

Secretary of State Clinton says that dealing with the Mideast crisis is as frustrating as being a woodpecker in a petrified forest.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Students Strike!

Thousands of students took to the streets, hanging around in groups, doing petty violance, shouting, singing, drinking beer and refusing to go to their lectures.

So nothing new then.

written by Jaffa Forbes , 25 November 2010
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34% Increase in Jam Sales

Marmalade industry in a sticky situation.

written by Jaffa Forbes , 25 November 2010
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The Spice Girls are BACK

No wait, there they go again.

written by Jaffa Forbes , 25 November 2010
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Call Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie!

Satellite images show Mexican drug army gathering up just across the US border!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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All Troops Out By July?

President Obama: I'll have all our troops out by next July! "Out of where, the US?' asks reporter.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Gore Going Goo-Goo!

Al Gore Flipping out without Tipper. "Forget global warming, the earth is flat! The sun is melting!"

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Obama's Vietnam?

News reporters officially change 'Bush's Vietnam' to 'Obama's Vietnam' when reporting on Afghanistan!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Tareq and Michaele Salahi In Korea?

Tareq and Michaele Salahi among those filmed leaving South Korean island that was shelled.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Most Prefer The Tickling

New nurse nervous over her first 'shaving' patient. "You have to move his thingy from side to side or else tickle it so it will be straight up and you can shave all around it!"

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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"No Use Taxing Us!"

Millionaires say they have it hard too. "We're down to only four servants and they're illegal", states 65-year-old.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Print Going Down Fast

Wall Street predicts that more newspapers will fold in the US this coming year.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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BiPolar Bear Having Problems

Bipolar Bear keeps going onto floating iceberg and then swimming back to safety.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Obama At Turkey Festival

President Obama may visit the Macy's Parade today. "Nothing much going much here, just that Korean thing."

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Could Have Been Two Atomic Boobs!

'They were staring me up and down': Woman claimed TSA security staff singled her out for her breasts. TSA Agent explained they didn't look real.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Poor Will Breed!

Welfare cuts will encourage the poor to breed: Outrage as new Tory peer claims cuts will put middle classes off children. Poor say that 'porking' is only thing left untaxed!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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SpoofCredits Going Way Of Dollar, Euro

So who's next for financial meltdown? Spain, Portugal and Belgium set to follow Ireland into abyss as debt crisis threatens to destroy the euro. Many predict "the SpoofCredits"

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Despite hip surgery Billy Joel still 'uncool'

...says Smash Hits magazine

written by pinxit, 25 November 2010
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Iranian Wildfowl Leader Denies Existence of Thanksgiving

President I'm-A-Dinner-Jad says, "It's just an excuse for American turkeys to appropriate the name of a great Islamic nation."

written by Q. William Bacon, 25 November 2010
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Yesterday's Sports Headlines

England are on course for a historic Ashes victory against Australia.

written by Ron Smith, 25 November 2010
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Susan Boyle arrested

Scottish singer Susan Boyle has been arrested for public offence by the Scottish gendarms. "That last album was disgraceful!" said the senior constable. "A true insult to human dignity." Boyle's gone.

written by whatinthe world, 25 November 2010
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Latest Bin Laden Video

In his latest video especially for the holiday season, bin Laden says that he believes that Rumsfeld and Chaney are still alive.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Boyle facing cannibals

Susan Boyle has been asked to perform songs for a secret African tribe previously lost to civilisation. It is not generally known that she may be eaten by these cannabilistic peoples. What's for tea?

written by whatinthe world, 25 November 2010
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Freeddom To Spoof In The Buff

Reminder: On the internet, no one knows you're writing spoofs while stark naked!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Product Sales To Drop Dramatically?

Starting in 2011, the huge Tea Party organizer FreedomWorks will urge supporters to punish corporations like for backing President Obama's progressive agenda. Products to avoid list will be sent.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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The Warming Issue Put On Hold

Pro and Anti-Global Warming scientist agree to a cooling off period!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Full-body scanners popping up!

Full-body scanners popping up at courthouses, Times Square for New Years.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Joke Not Appreciated!

Amy Winehouse arrested after sticking a bag of giblets up her ass. "Police have no sense of humor."

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Deactivated Body Scanners?

Fliers Claim TSA Has Deactivated Body Scanners. "They ran us through like WalMart on Black Friday."

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Black Friday Tomorrow

Malls market Black Friday to foreign tourists.."It's kind of like 'The Running of the Bulls!"

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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TSA Being Thorough #2

Lady Gaga asked if she was searched with a fine tooth comb? "I think they even checked my tooth cavities!"

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Los Angeles Police Sued for Attacking Young Man

LOS ANGELES - The city's police department have been sued under the city's courts for unlawful beating, tasering, shooting, drugging, extorting, stealing, killing, & cremating of John Fullick, 20.

written by Inhopeless, 25 November 2010
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TSA Being Thorough

TSA say they will search turkey cavities on Thanksgiving Day!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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"I Didn't Even Want To See It!"

'Potter' charms international moviegoers by the use of magic, of course.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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New Spiderman Musical #2

A web of marketing awaits the Spider-Man musical which will include Southern Rock favorite: Midnight Spider!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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New Spiderman Musical

A web of marketing awaits the Spider-Man musical featuring ads by Jimmy Muffet...Buffet.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Derek Acorah Cleared Of Handling Stolen Goods.

But then possession is nine tenths of the law!

written by Nick Hobbs, 25 November 2010
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Stuffing Will Leave You Stuffed

National Health: Stuff your mug with turkey, not stuffing.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Faecbook Trademarking Face #3

Facebook moves closer to trademarking 'face'. "What a big ass!....but she has such a beautiful mug."

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Facebook Trademarking Face #2

Facebook moves closer to trademarking 'face'. "Situation in Korea a 'mugoff'.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Facebook Trademarking 'Face'

Facebook moves closer to trademarking 'face'. From now on ladies will be making up their mugs in the morning.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Hotter Air In Washington, DC

World's lakes, rivers getting hotter, more than the air. Exception, the Potomac around DC area.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Reagan Was Voice In Ads

Obama asks country to help make tomorrow better. General Electric sues as they had copyrights on that statement.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Einstein Predicted Obesity?

Study backs Einstein notion on expanding universe, pants sizing!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Help Tomorrow Be Better

Obama asks country to help make tomorrow better. Most agree, ask him to resign.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Ford Opens Chinese Dealerships

Ford opens new China dealerships as sales expand as lower dollar means prices are low.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Euro & Dollar Having Tough Times

EU bailout fund chief: no danger of euro collapse but "I wouldn't be in any rush to purchase Euros right now."

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Just May Pass!

Voter anger fuels support for "Repeal Amendment" as states sick to death of Washington over-ruling their own state.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Murkowski Seeks Voice

Murkowski seeks voice in Alaska election lawsuit. "I've screamed bloody murder till I can't talk", she writes on slate.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Pope's Statements Welcome

WHO official welcomes Pope's statement on condoms, hoot owls.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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HIV At 40%

HIV Prevalence Hits 40 Percent Among S. African Farm Workers, Farmer's Daughters!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Carter Needs Help

US designates 'critical' polar bear habitat in Arctic. Jimmy Carter say they are behind in Habitat For Polar Bears.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Polar Bears, Victims Are On Critical List

US designates 'critical' polar bear habitat in Arctic, San Diego Zoo.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Just Place Your Order & Quit Flirting

India district bans phones for unmarried women. So the woman that takes your order for US product is married.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Maliki Gets Second Of Four Terms

Maliki awarded second term as Iraq PM as the counting of votes begin.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Glad We Couldn't Understand Them

S.Korea boosts defences as North warns of new strikes. War of words being hurled all night between those on frontiers..some really bad.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Chaaaargeeee It!

Holiday hordes prep for sales. Many using shields for protection while running through doors.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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SAP Loses!

SAP at a crossroads after losing $1.3B verdict. "Right now we just feel sapped", says CEO.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Paper Rules #2

Review: Paper wins over e-books for travel guides, swatting annoying insects.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Paper Rules

Review: Paper wins over e-books for travel guides, especially as emergency toilet paper.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Somali Pirates Convicted As 'Samoli Pirates!'

US jury convicts Somalis as pirates in Navy attack. Somalis object to being called "Samoli Pirates" throughout the trial.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Slight Difference

E-mails show struggle to guess size of Gulf spill, from BP's several gallon to Greenpeace's hundred billion barrels.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Most Men Have A Third Eye

"Third Eye" clarification: Reporter had camera implanted, not an actual third eye.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Palin Criticizes "Bluebloods"

Sarah Palin criticizes Michelle Obama, Barbara Bush and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now 2 Lincoln ghosts roaming White House.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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He's Come Undone

DeLay undone by effort to consolidate GOP power, especially concerning his own position.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Big Glow Worm?

Scientists unveiled on Wednesday a gossamer, ghostly creature discovered in the deepest reaches of the ocean between Indonesia and the Philippines. Seen only on SpongeBob SquarePants before.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Stuck In The Woods

Storms, not airport security, slow holiday travel as several Amish buggies caught in buggy jam halfway to grandma's house.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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TSA Not Slowing Down Crowds

Storms, not airport security, slow holiday travel as snow, sleet, high winds, traffic jams more troublesome that a quick pic at the airports.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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A Sobering Thought

U.S. condemns North Korean attack, but military strike unlikely as it could lead to war that would kill everybody & everything everywhere.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Obama was asked about intrusive and intimate pat-downs at airport security

"As usual, Michelle is doing me a Butterball, Happy Thanksgiving." Huh?

written by JAB, 25 November 2010
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Rosie O'Donnell in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

For the first time in the history of the parade Rosie O'Donnell will be tethered as a live "balloon" between Bullwinkle and Snagglepuss

written by JAB, 25 November 2010
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Obama was asked about the tensions between SK and NK

"Hopefully it will be as successful as DKNY." Huh?

written by JAB, 25 November 2010
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Lib Dom...!

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has "come out" with the confession that he wishes to engage in a dominatrix relationship with Tory co leader David Cameron in which he will be the boss!

written by iscrivener, 25 November 2010
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Doddy Goes to Number 10

On the back of David Cameron's "happiness" survey veteran entertainer Ken Dodd will assess the nations views. Dodd will focus on the possibility of tax reductions with lessons on evasion!

written by iscrivener, 25 November 2010
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Wealthy terrorists to fly private charter jets

Class warfare erupts between rich and poor terrorists over who does and doesn't have to go through airport security. Cash-strapped terrorists claim discrimination, calling the disparity "unfair."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 25 November 2010
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Palin Calls Obama Soft On Terror

Cites turkey pardon as evidence.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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It's so hard to get good help

Barbara Bush says she didn't put miscarried fetus in a jar, maid did.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Palin attacks Michelle Obama's campaign on childhood obesity

Also denies she is running out of stupid things to say on the basis she does not know what stupid means.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Madonna responds to growing evidence of invasive TSA body searches

Plans year long cross country trip.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Hide in Plain Sight

Closeted U.S. Senators enthusiastically abandon airport toilets following brief on invasive TSA pat downs.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Only News Unfit to Print

Most read stories on news websites also most bizarre, sex-related or just plain stupid for 6,488th consecutive day.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Misunderstood History Could Kind of Repeat Itself

Tea Party announces plan to sell Manhattan to India.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Free Insulin Sample Inside

Daily Mail to publish special commemorative treacle on April 29th.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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I hate you, hate you, HATE YOU! And I'm running away!

The Guardian to publish special commemorative wobbly on April 29th.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Randy Quaid Cracks

Randy Quaid says Canada has saved his life. "The mounties, I believe it was Sergeant Preston himself because it looked like Yukon King beside him, defended me against the mob.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Palin Versus Barbara

Sarah Palin dismisses Barbara Bush as a 'blue blood'. Barbara Bush dismisses Sarah Palin with a backhand.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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The Usual Suspects

Portuguese to blame Kate and Gerry McCann if national economy collapses.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Irish Demand Climate Change

Want Greek weather in exchange for accepting Greek financial situation.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Unfortunate Mistake

Cherie Blair clamped while bending over to tie trainer.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Irish Blessing Turns Curse

Roads will rise to meet you as pavement maintenance spending slashed.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Reality Show Contestant Shortage

Talentless attention seekers abandon television in favour of Google Street View.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Michael 'Shirtoff' profits from naked body scanners

Former DHS chief Michael 'Shirtoff' Chertoff fulfills fantasy of having his surname forever lampooned by bad punsters due to his profit participation in naked body scanners.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 25 November 2010
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The Friendly Skies

Unattractive Americans abandon misrepresenting appearance on internet dating sites in favour of sure-thing slap-and-tickle at airport security.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Good as Gold?

Irish consider potato as alternative currency.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Penny Drops

London transit unions realise strikes more effective when commuters don't know they're coming.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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25,000 students rampage in London over uni fees

24,435 unsure of why or just trying to pull.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Fite the Defasit

Americans agree education spending can go in bid to reduce government spending.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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Just like the Founding Puritans

Travelling Americans prefer body scans over sexy body searches, 23,439,983 to 1.

written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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USA Snookered by North Korea Again?

USA urges China to restrain North Korea! Does Secretary of State Clinton have the testicular fortitude to finally stand up to the childish dictator of North Korea or will the USA once again cave in?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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A New Set of Perks

House Minority Leader Pelosi must fly commercial air to her San Francisco CA district. TSA screeners in Washington DC are getting the full body scan machines & enhanced pat down procedures ready.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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What a Sore Loser

House Minority Leader Pelosi's new mission is to block Pres. Obama making deals with Republicans. The egotistical witch would f**k-up the USA moving forward for her ideological far left liberalism!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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ABO Sues ABO

The American Board of Organists (ABO) sues the group Anyone But Obama (ABO), a bipartisan political action committee of Republicans and Democrats, over acronym infringement!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Halloween in November

Former first lady Barbara Bush says she hopes Sarah Palin stays in Alaska. President Obama says he is not thinking about a 2012 race against Palin. The GOP & the Democrats may be scared of Ms. Palin!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Presidential Newspeak

Obama says he is not thinking about the possibility of facing Sarah Palin in the 2012 election. Why is David Axelrod leaving the White House in 2011 to set up the presidential reelection campaign?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Obama Administration Communications Gap

A federal agency says leave lights on to prevent crime & illuminate property to enhance safety. Another federal agency says turn off lights to save electricity, conserve resources & ease pollution.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Official Secret

The next Congress may consider legislation classifying SECRET the Obama administrations cluelessness about achieving sound economic, domestic, defense, energy, terrorism and foreign policies!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Happy Thanksgiving

The Thanksgiving holiday has arrived, but there has been a turkey and Gibbs-lets in the White House for the last two years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Climate Conference

The climate conference in Cancun Mexico is to consider the huge amounts of hot air, noise pollution and BULLSHIT generated by the Obama administration!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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Future Predictors

Forget the TV political pundits predicting the 2012 presidential election! Washington DC street vendors are already selling tee shirts and buttons that read "I SURVIVED THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 November 2010
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People Reading News OnLine

Magazine and newspaper sales are really down over the past two years according to an article on Drudge.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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There Goes The Debt Problem

US Mint to begin making practically impossible to counterfeit dollar bills of differing denominations. All old dollars have six months to be turned in or worthless.

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Good Joke On China

China Signs Huge Oil Deal With Iraq, Huge Copper Deal With Afghanistan but here's the catch: They are having to pay triple with their horde of worthless dollars!

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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Palin Already Working On New Book

Sarah Palin began writing on her next book after signing sessions this week. It's to be called, "Pissing Off The First Ladies".

written by Bureau, 25 November 2010
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