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We Will Get You There!

Carnival Cruises have opted to turn their ships into a type of hybrid. The next time the engines catch on fire and stop, they will be hoisting two big sails!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Church Needs Exorcists

Catholic Church still looking for more exorcists. Especially needed are helping clergy obsessed also...with alter boys.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Even Slows Down A Bullet

Historians say that the owners of covered wagons heading west in 1800's told that the cover would stop the heat but also the wind and Indian arrows. These were the forerunners of today's car salesmen.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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I Don't Want To Know

Pentagon deploying heavily armored battle tanks for first time in war. Headed into the mountains.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Just Out Running

In an odd occurrence in Seattle, Washington, the fastest man in the US ran by the oldest so fast that then wind broke his neck. He was 104. No charges have been filed.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Irish road sign

As you enter Dublin, a new sign has appeared;

Dublin twinned with Athens

written by Nae mair crap, 21 November 2010
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Nothing

If 'nothing washes better than Tide' then why not use nothing.

written by Lady Godiva, 21 November 2010
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North Korea responds to claims of new nuke facility

Kim Jong-un, son of Kim Jong-il,in his first public comment, said, "Fa Kin Su Pah,Yu Stin Ki Pu,Sum Ting Wong,Dum Fuk?"

written by JAB, 21 November 2010
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Four Loko Named "Official Fuel Of Date Rapists".

It's alcohol, it's an energy drink, and Four Loko is now the "Official Fuel Of Date Rapists". Congratulations!

written by anthonyrosania, 21 November 2010
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Weather Balloon Demands

Weather Balloon lands in New York's Time Square. Those inside ask to talk to world leaders at UN tomorrow.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Propenents Have Their Ups & Downs!

Stephen Hawking: The String Theory was made up by a bunch of Yo-Yos!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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bin Laden Celebrates 10th Year of US War In Afghanistan

Commenting from his villa in Pakistan, bin Laden noted the fact that US casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan are now more than double those in his Sept.11 attacks: "It's great entertainment," he said.

written by kslaught, 21 November 2010
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Judges Now Ruling Over US?

Judge Halts Certification of Alaska Senate Election! Why don't we dispense with voting and spending all that money on campaigns and let the judges decide?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Clinton On Pat-Downs

Clinton: Make airport pat-downs be less intrusive. Bet that was Hillary wasn't it?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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US A No Fly Zone?

TSA has met the enemy - and they are us. Who's going to pay your salary when we quit flying?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Obama Standing Behind Scanning (Not In Front!)

Obama, officials stand by airport screening. Plan to send you a card and flowers while you're in hospital, funeral home.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Healthy But Broke!

California aims to completely remove toxins in products, people from jobs!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Afghans Losing Patience

Afghans losing patience in war. "Hundreds of years and what do you see...rubble!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Twenty-Four New Cardinals

Pope creates 24 new cardinals amid cheers. Big flap over those who didn't make it but not a peep from those who did!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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No On Condoms!

Vatican: nothing changed on condom use! Sorry if we got your hips...hopes up!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Mideast Talks Not Improving

Abbas: No talks without East Jerusalem building freeze. Israel: Or the same for hell!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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The Big Turkey

Sarah Palin release set for this coming Thursday. And so is her book.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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MY Thought? I Thought It Was Your Thought!

In sports, Ih Wongchuck and Singye Jigne break a Tibetan record after playing two weeks of mind-chess!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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This Changes Everything

Scientists shaking their head after '57 Chevy discovered in the La Brea Tar Pits!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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US & Poland Pact

The United States and Poland Okay Missile Shield against terrorist threats, launched missiles, unfunny jokes.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Special Occasion!

On this day in 1982, President Ronald Reagan and Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher formed the "Hole-In-The-Wall Gang' that led to the fall of the Berlin Wall!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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"Here! More Or Less!

Tea Party leads House vote of 782-112 over the right to smoke pot during attendance count.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Obama Knew GOP Would Win

President Obama blames first two years inaction on the fact that he figured the GOP would win in 2010 so why try?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top?

Lindsay Lohan named the rock she found in jail "Elvis". That's when studio canceled her for role of Linda Lovelace in movie.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Madoff Under The Scan

Full body scans of prisoners leads to one of Bernie Madoff showing an eleven-inch penis. So that's why he was screwing all those people?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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McNeil Dead At 94

Robert McNeil the creator of Tylenol has died at the age of 94. He will be buried in a child-proof coffin.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Been To Adult Toy Store Again

Local wife says that husband brought a suspicious package to bed last night.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Suspicious Package Arrives

Military says that a suspicious package has arrived at our nuclear facilities out west.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Climate Change Summit - Will There Be Progress?

Will 195 sovereign nations agree on a climate change accord in Mexico this December? Could 195 snowballs come together to stop global warming in hell?

written by kslaught, 21 November 2010
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Carson From Madison Co.

James Robert Waller, who wrote "The Bridges of Madison County" reveals that he has become more cynical with his new book, "The Bitches of Madison's Own Kit Carson".

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Moles Keep Away Aging #2

Could moles hold the secret to keeping ageing at bay? Only if they're cancerous", says doctor. "Then you don't age because you're dead."

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Moles Keep Away Aging

Could moles hold the secret to keeping ageing at bay? "Warts sure don't!", says 45-year-old hag.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Changed After Kennedy Assassination!

Kentucky's town of DeadKennedyville changes back to it's original name of "Little Britches".

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Don't Worry, Be Brokey

Two in three people worry about having enough money... but most don't do a thing about it. "At least we her a shot", say prison bank robbers.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Delaware Close Mall

America's first state, the state on Delaware, to close only shopping mall...which covers one-fifth of the state.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Do As I Say!

Pastor who banned 'infidelity' Facebook admits: I had threesome with wife and church assistant and a chicken in Yorkshire.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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75% Found Jobs

Study: 75% of last years college seniors were able to find a job, with at least 15% painting, fixing up their old room at their parent's house.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Euro Bosses!

March of the Euro police: The shocking powers of prosecution the EU has over all of us (Britain). We have a few years left here in US.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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"With A Rebel Yell! More More More!"

On this day in 1999, the South finally rose again with the introduction of Viagra!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Plain Or Filtered Plain?

Cigarette packs set to be given plain packaging to deter youngsters from smoking. General response: "Right. Guess we'll draw our own!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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George Bush Finally Steps Out

In his new book, "Direction Points", George Bush describes the two days he spent in a revolving door during his youth.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope Changing Church View?

It's OK to use a condom (in some cases), says Pope. "Let's say that you're having a birthday party and run out of balloons..."

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Americans Getting Stronger

Study shows that Americans are getting stronger. Ten years ago it took two people to carry out $120 worth of groceries. Today it only takes one.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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In Justifying Use of Condoms, Pope Falls Short

On male prostitutes, he intimated this: they are already sinning against God so wearing condoms isn't gonna matter that much. Let them use them if they want. No biggie.

written by Charpa93, 21 November 2010
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A Fine Example

David Cameron cancels his Christmas holiday to Thailand to avoid sending 'wrong message' in age of austerity. Americans hope he passes that on to the Obama family.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Thar He Blows!

At Yosemite, a drunk was arrested for sitting on Old Faithful. Claimed he really really needed an enema.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Bishop's Arse

'I give their marriage seven years!' Fury at bishop's cruel slur on 'shallow' Royal couple's wedding. "I give 'im a kick in 'is arse!", says local.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Sarah Palin Announces She Will Run For President in 2012

She also said that if she wins, she'll resign in 2015.

written by manbrad, 21 November 2010
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Just let them cry it out

World ignores American cultural, political and economic melt down as yet another tantrum.

written by Catherine the Average, 21 November 2010
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March of Time

Vague feeling of despair plagues job-holders and unemployed alike as work week looms.

written by Catherine the Average, 21 November 2010
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TETA Wants Parrot Pounds Closed!

PETA protests Mexicans Parrot pounds that smuggle them into the US or kill and use feathers for New Orleans headdresses during Mardi Gras.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Worse Dream Buster Since Fat Linda Rondstadt

SEX AT 72: FONDA PINUP GIRL...Barbarella fans actually sick to their stomachs!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Until PETA Intervened

ABC's reports of the rescued Chile miners comes across odd fact that during the early years of coal mining, miners used tortoise shells on their heads.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Blown Out Of Proportion

Catholics, campaigners debate pope condom remarks. But this morning the pope says that it has been blown all out of proportion.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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No Respect At All

Mexico reports that someone blew up "The Tomb of the Unknown Cocaine Mule" during the night.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Sneaked One By Them?

Obama Admin Pushed Largest Arms Deal In U.S. History While Congress In Recess. Still could be voted down by GOP.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Just A Little "Jack"

Argentina admits that there might be a little kangaroo meat in their canned beef. "Just enough to make you hope through your day", says company executive.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Obama "A Little Punchy"

CNN REPORTER: President 'a little punchy' after the November voting. "He's been looking more and more like Bush trying to leave that one speaking engagement and couldn't get out the door."

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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NYC In Trouble

Things are getting so bad in New York City that even the mint on your pillow has been eaten by bed bugs.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Obama Joking It Appears

Obama jokes about taking Air Force One to see Hugo Chavez. Why not, he's stayed away from the US since the elections by going to most other nations.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope Approves Condom Usage

The Pope today said all people may have one condom each, but no more than one and only may use it in extreme emergencys...The Pope did not elaborate on what that might be.

written by Jean Le Fete, 21 November 2010
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Joel Hits Cow

A milk cow was accidentally ran into by singer Billy Joel while in Nashville for recording session yesterday. Joel is said to be OK, but the cow was really creamed.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Bad To Worse

Searcher at airport and flier with colostomy bag both left with shit all over them.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Madoff Always Prepared

The Bernie Madoff auction has raised over ten million dollars so far. Even the anal vibrator that he bought to get ready for prison life brought $250.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Dems In Disarray

Dems in disarray over raising taxes, pulling out troops, changing social security and if the beer is less feeling or tastes great.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Lindsay Lohan will no longer deepthroat

Disappointing Internet porn addicts across the globe, it was announced today that Ms. Lohan was dropped from the upcuming Lovelace biopic Inferno. Her camera phone audition will stay online though.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 21 November 2010
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Another Bump In Security

TSA: Pilots to be exempt from some airport checks. Already two newsmen dressed as pilots board without search.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Brazil Airports Criticized

Air transport group critical of Brazil's airports "It's a jingle out there!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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"Smoke Kools!"

Small Penguin, Lilly, who used to urge everyone to smoke "Kools", dies of lung cancer at 85.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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No Flavored Cigarettes

Health group urges restrict flavored cigarettes but those "outstanding and they are mild" can stay.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Earthlings Recieve Photos

Astronauts open up world to Earthlings via photos..mostly of aliens!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Yale Returns Artifacts

Peru president says Yale to return Inca artifacts, including nearly one million enemy penises.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Yale Returns Artifacts #2

Peru president says Yale to return Inca artifacts including enemy skin they blew up like a balloon!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Yale Returning Artifacts

Peru president says Yale to return Inca artifacts, including heads of enemies used in ancient polo matches.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Give Talks A Chance?

As world warms, negotiators give talks another try That always works.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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I Feel Your Groping!

Obama says understands ire over airport screenings and that he plans to look into it one day.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Feds Conducting Inside Trader Probe

Report: Feds conducting big insider trading probe. Martha Stewart rats on Oprah!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Gropers Are Permanent

No matter whether screeners are government employees or private contractors, whether you're at the airport or traveling by subway, the groping will persist!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Chairman Steel's Modesty Shows

RNC Chairman Steele: I saved GOP from 'potentially ruinous' Tea Party schism & you should all kneel down before me..not to brag or anything.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Dems Against Obama

Florida Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson trashes Obama in private meeting. "He sacrificed many Dems whom he considered expendable."

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Usually It's Initials

Constitutional Amendment proposal to streamline legislative repeals to hit Congress soon. There they go with using language to keep us from knowing what the BEEP is coming at us.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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AIDS Welcome Pope's Remarks

AIDS campaigners welcome pope's u-turn on condoms. Pope objects to term "U-Turn On".

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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NKorea Nukes

N.Korea showed US scientist new nuclear plant, Operation: Wiley Coyote, Genius!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Medicare Plan D

Time again to review Medicare Part D plans. If you think these are complicated, wait till ObamaCare 5400-page Plans A-Z!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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President's Game

President Obama: Let's just pretend we're completely out of Iraq. It's a great game.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Obama Wearing Blinders?

With Afghan control by 2014, Obama sees combat end...just as he sees all troops pulled from Iraq.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Gawker Pulling Pages

NY judge orders Gawker to pull Palin book pages, swimsuit pics!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Parcel Bomb Attacks

Al-Qaeda vows to continue parcel bomb attacks. West to counter with special delivery drones.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Hey, Don't Open That!

Al-Qaeda vows to continue parcel bomb attacks. Western world promise to use "Return To Sender" defense!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope On Condoms #5

Pope says some condom use 'first step' of morality, boogie.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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"You Saw Me Alone"

The Really Strange Story Behind Sunday's Blue Moon as sung by the Marcells Do-Wop Group.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Al-Qaida Attempting "A Thousand Cuts"

Report: Would-be plane bombers post attack details of destroying enemy by "a thousand cuts" while western world plan one big operation.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope On Condoms #4

World's Catholics debate pope's condom remarks. How about penis pumps and rings?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope On Condoms #3

World's Catholics debate pope's condom remarks. How about sex toys? Dolls?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope On Condoms #2

World's Catholics debate pope's condom remarks, easpecially those "ribbed for her pleasure".

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Pope On Condoms

World's Catholics debate pope's condom remarks. "If he's using them, why can't we?

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Kenya Joins Nuclear Club?

Scientist: NKorea built uranium enriching facility. Kenya also somehow developed nukes. President prepared to answer questions but promises no answers.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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Nukes & Zombies

Scientist: NKorea built uranium enriching facility. Meanwhile Haiti has super-sized their voodoo bomb!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2010
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German pitbull bite paedo's penis off in Paderborn!

A German pitbull named Fritz saved a little girl from a paedo flasher, he lept 5 metres and bit his willy off in one foul GNASH and then spat it out, Frits prefers real deutscher Bratwurst!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2010
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London: People with moles less prone to ageing

More prone to be pointed at and have 'MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY' yelled at them.

written by Lara Bruton, 21 November 2010
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Ice Age fossil find in Colorado

Mass disappointment when found to be a thrown out Ice Age 2 DVD.

written by Lara Bruton, 21 November 2010
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Radioactive rodent on the loose

Radioactive cat sent to find it.

written by Lara Bruton, 21 November 2010
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2.5m-year-old tobacco found in Peru

2.5 million year old bottle of beer found nearby.

written by Lara Bruton, 21 November 2010
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18 rhinos found dead in SAfrica game park

South African Booze Park next door probably the culprit.

written by Lara Bruton, 21 November 2010
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NRL, AFL seasons could hurt Australia's World Cup bid

Football Federation Australia to combat this by screaming loudly, rolling on the floor, faking an injury and shouting 'Ref! Ref!'

written by Lara Bruton, 21 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

No thought... Sunday... working.... not happy...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 21 November 2010
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Political Food for Thought

House Minority Leader Pelosi ordered a "happy-meal" at the US House Cafeteria after the November mid-term elections. She did not get it or a toy, as the Republicans had eaten the Democrats lunch!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Proof Positive

Providence protects pregnant women, puppy dogs and the USA. The proof will be in the 2012 presidential election, if Barack Obama is relegated to being a one term president!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Get a Real Job

The arrogant elitists staffing the Obama administration are disconnected from the real world. These unelected advisors believe nine ladies can have a baby in one month, because they say so!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Sales Slump

Lady has an orgasm while eating a strawberry low fat yogurt. Viagra, Cialis and Levitra sales drop sharply!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Very Sorry About That

A defeated Democratic liberal left Congressman succumbs during emergency surgery. Doctors were unable to cleanly remove the man's lips from House Minority Leader Pelosi's arse!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Big Government I

The FDA is mandating large graphic warning labels on cigarette packages to curb smoking. So why not ban smoking outright? The IRS, hence the federal government needs the tax revenue!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Big Government II

The Obama administration is fighting childhood obesity with the help of the food police. The USDA has food distribution/commodity programs that include surplus cheese etc. Better fat than hungry!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Simple Arithmetic

VP Biden says President Obama has a superior positive intellect, in other words he knows better than the American people. But, when VP Biden's IQ is added to President Obama's IQ the result is zero!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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My Fellow Americans

I apologize for Obamacare, the $800 billion stimulus package, Wall Street reform and other overregulation. Please reelect me president in 2012, as I will not change my liberal left ideology one iota!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Denial and Delusional Democratic Politicians

Pres. Obama, House Minority Leader Pelosi & SML Reid were flabbergasted by the mid-term election results. They say it is a minor setback that Republican Congressmen outnumber Democratic Congressmen!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Tunnel Analogy Cited Again

Pres. Obama, House Minority Leader Pelosi & SML Reid believes there is light at the end of the tunnel in 2012 for Democratic far left liberals. Then again, it may be an oncoming express train!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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The 2010 Lame Duck

The senior Democratic Senator from NY wants to hold hearings on reusable shopping bags containing lead. The Bush tax cuts, unemployment, Afghanistan war and other issues must have all been resolved!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Reducing Automobile Accident Deaths to Zero

Adding more safety devices to cars, while reducing air pollution & also improving fuel economy? Sounds like Obamacare adding more people, while promising reduced costs & also improving medical care!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Big Brothers new Social Engineering Policy

Wall St. Reform Bill mandates financial institution ethnic/minority diversity be considered by federal agency regulators. Not the kind of diversity apportioning stocks, bonds & cash asset allocations!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Very Enhanced TSA Airport Screening

The TSA plans to augment its current invasive pat down procedures by hiring TSA trained Gynecologists, Urologists and Proctologists to search for really hidden junk!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Use Alternate Transportation, says Homeland Security Director

President Obama will ask Congress for $3 trillion to build a railroad between Boston MA & Portsmouth UK for people who refuse to fly. Environmentalists say more money is needed to protect the whales.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Bipartisanism is Alive and Well

Conservative Republicans, Moderate Democrats, the traveling public and the ACLU all agree that the TSA invasive enhanced airport pat down screening procedures suck!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Rethink Solutions to the Airport Security Problem, Stupid

Al Capp created a cartoon character named Fearless Fosdick who would stop people from eating a can of poison beans by any means, including murder. The TSA Director sort of reminds me of Fearless!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Sauce for the "Goose"

The Homeland Security Director was demonstrating use of a new airport full body scanner, but set off the alarms. After a pat down procedure, TSA screeners concluded it was the loose screw in her head.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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Running Amok

The Homeland Security Director and the TSA Director have asked President Obama to hire additional TSA screeners. They want to extend the enhanced pat down procedures to trains, buses and taxicabs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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The Proof is at the Airport

Republicans charge that Obama administration regulations are getting government into the American public's pants/panties. The TSA full body scanners and invasive pat down procedures prove this point!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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What's very wrong with this Picture?

Islamic terrorists have constitutional rights. However, travelling American citizens must go through TSA mandated airport security machines/procedures or be fined, to prove their innocence!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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TSA Feels Your Pain

TSA is to hire Hooter's female waitresses and Chippendale male dancers to administer invasive airport pat down procedures to ease the pain on travelers. Travelers are free to choose either!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 November 2010
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