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Illegal Aliens Proven To Be Human Beings

An autopsy performed on an illegal immigrant shot by an angry American showed that he was a human being, not an alien invader from outer space. Congressmen from border states dispute the finding.

written by kslaught, 20 November 2010
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Most Never Knew That

Spielberg picks British actor to play Lincoln. "British accent and Kentucky accent nearly the same."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Camilla Could Be Queen

Prince Charles suggests Camilla could be queen. Elton John upset!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Gza Gza Next?

The golden girls: Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver and Jane Fonda strip off for steamy magazine shoot. It's amazing what plastic surgery can do.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Schwarzenegger Opens Big Mouth!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: California shows the green revolution is alive and well and hopelessly in debt!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Stolen Statue Spotted

Italy cop on NY vacation spots stolen statue. "Thata bigga statue in harbor stolen by French!"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Inca Artifacts To Be returned

Peru president says Yale to return Inca artifacts, especially the Jimmy Durante collection of Inca Dinka Doos.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Clear Clean Beaches

Feds: Oil spill claims process needs transparency. Florida, Mississippi: It's our beaches that need transparency!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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At It Again?

Report: Feds conducting big insider trading probe as special unit heads for Martha Stewart's house in Maine.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Act As Adults

Boehner: House Republicans must address raising debt ceiling 'as adults'. "No more dicking around."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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N.O. Told To Boil Water

New Orleans ordered to boil water until Sunday. "Now listen close and follow orders this time. DO NOT BOIL THE SAME PAN OF WATER!"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Especially Condemn Obese Smokers

Health group urges restrict flavored cigarettes, milkshakes!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Go Ahead, Punk

Millionaires to Obama: Tax us..but don't dare to take away our social security.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Economy in perspective

Figures show UK debt smaller than Sarah Ferguson's.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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In Case Temptation Comes

Pope: condoms can be justified in some cases. Orders all monks to keep plenty at their abbeys.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Royal First

Princess Royal seen smiling in Reuters photograph.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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No surprises on High Street

Cameron/Clegg both seen buying Brokeback Mountain Blu-Ray as Christmas gift for the other.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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Best Man for the Job

Hillary Clinton caught on tape confessing she often shuns makes up and hair brushes as part of 2-prong plan to woo voters in next Presidential election or prepare for life as homeless person.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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Wedding off?

Virgin/Vegan confusion may derail Royal marriage.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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Grave disapproval?

Princess Margaret/Queen Mum will not attend Wills wedding under any circumstances.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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Big Society Leads to Giant People

LONDON - The Big Society cultural directive of Tory government leads to unnatural increase in size of average British person. Labour opposition laughs as new strain on NHS created indirectly.

written by Inhopeless, 20 November 2010
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Strip Mine World To Open In Spring!

Kentucky to use top of mountain taken off by strip mining, to create "Strip Mine World" for a whole family tourist attraction. "Being on a ferris wheel on top of a mountain is a great experience!"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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The Magic Touch!

Harry Potter's magic on Friday: $61.2M. Potter movie to be all-time record setter?

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Citizens Getting Fed Up With Government Inaction

Airport Security Firestorm Ignored by President, Cabinet! US citizens are becoming very tired of having their problems ignored.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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US Gov. Threatens FOX

FOX Network in trouble with Government after refusing to say how they got video for their new "Best Of The Airport Gropings!"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Pop A Pill & Pop Into Bed!

A new experimental contraceptive has been developed that not only prevents pregnancy, it vibrates your privates for a solid hour.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Iran Under Pressure

The U.N. Sec. Council expressed "concern" over Iran building new nuclear facilities. If not discontinued, the U.N. says it could escalate from "concern" to "severely frowned upon" or even "A Note!".

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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X-Factor shock

ITV say that the biggest X-Factor shock was Aiden getting voted off last week. Surely the biggest shock so far is fat bastard Wagner still being voted in?

written by ExiledRoyal, 20 November 2010
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Pluto Not Happy

NASA asks the newly discovered planet in another solar system to come replace Pluto.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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China Rerouted Internet

Pentagon says "aware" of China Internet rerouting last April. Say some Chinese still chuckling over TheSpoof stories.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New Obama Book

President Barack Obama says he will have a new book coming out in 2011 entitled "The Audacity of A President of the United States Being Born in Kenya"!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Small Business Association Booming!

America's Small Business Association claims it now has 90% of all businesses as members. Ten percent came from big business who cut costs over the past two years.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New Martian Evidence Updated

New images show evidence of ancient Martian lake now believed to be caused by an impact by a meteor. "Either way, there's a huge lake there now", says astronomer Tyler Blanski.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Clam Recall

Poland has ordered a recall of all it's Grominski's Candied Clams # 3778 with use date: Jan. 2012 on the can.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Lohan Out Of Lovelace

Lindsay Lohan's 'Inferno' role flames out! "She's not up to Linda Lovelace standards", says executive producer!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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"Are You SURE you Didn't Find Anything?

Some airline passengers say they don't mind feel down. "Just as long as it's a lady who checks my bag."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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WikiLeaks Founder Found

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has apparently been charged with rape in Sweden. With the name, we expect him to become a father.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Ducks Flying Upside Down Raises Suspicions

Quack addicts: French duck farmer fined for feeding birds cannabis to rid them of worms. Ducks now in Quack rehab.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Kate Middleton Goes Home

Kate Middleton visits her parents... with an armed police guard next to her and back-up officers with guns following. Parents go screaming into the woods!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Beginning To Pull Troops

Cameron signals the handover of power in Afghanistan will begin this week, end around 2020.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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No Tweeting In The Court

Jurors 'should be prosecuted for tweeting from courts and Googling defendants, making sex deals', warns top judge.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Brand New Ghost Town?

The ghost estates of luxury homes that show exactly why Ireland went from boom to bust! Nay, it were tha wee folk.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Pope Running On Condoms

Pope says condoms acceptable 'in certain cases'. "Say, when you're having sex!"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New Bush Book

George Bush, in his new book, "George Bush Senior Is MY Daddy" and dedicated to Bill Clinton, says he's not jealous type.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Bush Honest In New Book

In his new book, Decision Points, he tells of the many times he fell of the bike, Segway and wagon.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New War Plane Planned

New York newspaper says that Wonder Woman has invented a new stealth bomber.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New Rules For Pilots

Pilots get OK to skip stepped-up airport screening. Instead, will drop pants & shed shirt in 30 seconds.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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The Taliban Hunt...Tali Ho!

Pakistan says US seeking to expand drone strikes. Using Taliban for improving rocket's accuracy.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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We Have Many Unknown Holdings!

Millionaires to President Barack Obama: Tax us if you can!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Bye Bye or By & By?

NATO, U.S. differ over end date of Afghan combat operations. NATO says 2014, US says "by and by".

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Fines & Jail For Fliers?

$11,000 fine, arrest possible for some who refuse airport scans and pat downs. "Airport Workers Rule!!" yells heard often in back room.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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One Survivor From Japanese Whaler

The latest on the Japanese Whaling ship that disappeared off the coast of Somalia. Lone survivor found floating on wooden coffin says they were after a big white whale when he apparently blacked out.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Another Cruise Ship In Trouble?

Another Royal Caribbean Cruise ship is in trouble, apparently. It has disappeared this morning and it is feared to have fallen of the edge of the earth.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Scan Or Hand?

TSA WARNS: SUBMIT OR PAY! I thought that was the IRS warning.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Obama Not Aloof?

Joe Biden on Obama: He is not aloof! Barack Obama on Joe Biden: "Who?"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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The Eco-Twins

At NATO summit, Obama's eco-horror limo is talk of town. Some want to see Obama and George Bush together at the same time.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Baez Slightly Injured

Joan Baez, the 1960's civil rights songbird, was injured slightly injured after falling while coming down her tree house.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Searchers Hand-Picked

Airports defend searches. "We hand-picked every one of them before hiring."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Worse Than Hulk Hogan!

Former Gov. Ventura Will No Longer Fly Due to Abuse He's Endured at Hands of TSA after voice changes to a squeal.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Congress, Senate Should Be Highest Taxed?

Dems in disarray over raising taxes. GOP settled with "Against"!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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NFL Setting Injury Records

Colts and Patriots clash in NFL battle of the quarterbacks. May only field nine players each over recent injuries.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Astros Up For Bids

Houston Astros put up for sale! New York Yankees interested!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Flavorful Cigarettes

Tobacco industry lobbies for flavorful cigarettes, but many say "funeral home flowery smell won't help!"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Astronomer's Body Studied

Tests on Danish astronomer's body will take months after 'drawing and quartering' execution by religious body.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Thought They Were Supposed To Do It!

Aliens sent back to Mexico after their misunderstanding over "Alien Probing" incidents.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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UFO Offers Help To Airlines

Pilots get OK to skip stepped-up airport screening. Also UFO crew offer to scan entire airports at a time. Will trade for probing some later.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Less Embarrassing, But Not Much

Pilots get OK to skip stepped-up airport screening while study underway that passengers could be herded through one big scan. Sort of like cattle through the gates.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Maybe Prove It By News Film

Deal settles most lawsuits over WTC toxic dust. Now must deal with 3,000,000 applicants who say they were there.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Pope's First Official Miracle

Pope creates 24 new cardinals amid cheers. His first miracle flies all over the stage and crowd.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Black/Indian Settlement Near

Black farmers, Indians closer to US settlement. Remember I'm one-sixty-fourth Cherokee.?

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Obama's Beast #2

Obama's 'Beast' of a limo stands out at green NATO summit. Republicans upset that he could be driven in it all the way to Europe.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Obama's Beast

Obama's 'Beast' of a limo stands out at green NATO summit. He explains it's for a shopping trip and some rounds of golf later!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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We're Used To It Here!

Obama's 'Beast' of a limo stands out at green NATO summit. Other NATO members disgusted by hypocrisy.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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"Let Them Use Credit Cards!!"

Cash-strapped Brits want royals to foot wedding bill. "We'll need what we have for two-week tipsy celebration."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Average Brit Offers Suggestions

Cash-strapped Brits want royals to foot wedding bill. "Send the bill to Prince Charles. Pawn Camilla's rings.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Everyone Always Wondered...

Raw Video secretly filmed: Pope elevates 24 new cardinals among flapping arms and tweets!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Al-Qaida Making More Enemies Daily

Attack planned on German parliament according to report. As Al-Qaida tries to win more friends and influence people.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Still, They're Better Than Mimes

Puppet troupe celebrates 25 years of cheering children and putting adults to sleep.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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How About "The Plain Possums"?

Minnesota has tournament title hopes after upset. May lead high school teams to change names to "The Golden Gophers"

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Palin Publisher Sues Over Leaks

The publisher of Sarah Palin's forthcoming book filed a lawsuit against Gawker Media on Friday for leaking pages of "Alaska By Heart: America By Skimpy Swimsuit" before its release next week.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New Palin Book

The publisher of Sarah Palin's forthcoming book filed a lawsuit against Gawker Media on Friday for leaking pages of "America By Heart: Russia From The Back Porch" before its release next week.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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New Book Leaked

The publisher of Sarah Palin's forthcoming book filed a lawsuit against Gawker Media on Friday for leaking pages of "America By Heart: I Was Born Naked" before its release next week.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Already Had Plans Made

'American Idol' time slot change adds to upheaval, riots in the streets.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Doesn't Go For Me Of Course

On the road, Obama eagerly promotes electric cars. Then arrives at NATO meeting in monster limousine.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Air Force Screws Up, Clinton Offers Sympathy

Oops: Air Force sends tanker bid details to rivals. "I did that mix-up thing with a couple of lady friends once", says Bill Clinton. "But it worked out."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Air Force Screws Up

Oops: Air Force sends tanker bid details to rivals. Both now ask to resubmit bids and bonuses.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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After A Small Party

Regulators close 3 banks in Fla, Pa, Wis, Okla and Texas!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Pope Promotes Cardinals #2

Pope creates 24 new cardinals amid cheers. Names first ever Bald Eagle!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Pope Promotes 24 Cardinals

Pope creates 24 new cardinals amid cheers. Demotes 22 Jaybirds!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Obama Gives Wrong Impression Again

Obama's 'Beast' of a limo stands out at green NATO summit. Others using gas efficient cars.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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24 New Cardinals #2

Pope creates 24 new cardinals amid cheers. Will still have to pass the 'naked choirboy' test.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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24 New Cardinals

Pope creates 24 new cardinals amid cheers. "This should really give the St. Louis team a shot in the air", says coach!

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Lots Of Chiding Going On

Obama chides GOP for not acting on nuke treaty. GOP chides Obama about not informing their newly elected members about the nuke treaty.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Won"t Abandon Afghanistan!

NATO: We won't abandon Afghanistan. We'll just move along minding our own business for a couple of decades.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2010
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Powdery substance in letter to Dancing with the Stars turns out to be fairy dust

A spokesman for the FBI wouldn't comment on the contents of the threatening letter, or to whom it was addressed, but did say that the note was obviously written by an, "angry Tinkerbell."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 20 November 2010
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TSA exempts pilots from pat-downs

After weeks of pressure, the Transportation Security Administration has agreed to exempt pilots from pat-downs and full body scans, especially those who don't know how to take-off or land the plane.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 20 November 2010
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Lindsay Lohan emerges from rehab looking radiant and healthy enough to do drugs again

Friends say Li-lo looks so good from her stint at the Betty Ford clinic, she's ready to take her career to a whole level by doing crystal-meth and heroin.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 20 November 2010
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Hollywood publicist speaks out on Hollywood publicist's murder

The death of Ronni Chasen has raised fear and speculation in Hollywood, however, a spokeswoman for the slain publicist said the killing was simply, "an allergic reaction to some medication."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 20 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Bloody weather!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 November 2010
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Ageing starlets in photoshop spread talk about how looks aren't important

Showing off in sexually provocative poses, Jane Fonda, Sigourney Weaver, and Susan Sarandon discuss in the latest edition of V Magazine how age doesn't matter when you can afford plastic surgery.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 20 November 2010
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11PM TEASER - Can Michael Vick Become A Role Model For Children?

ANCHOR #1: Coming up at 11, He's the hottest player in the NFL today, but can the Eagles Michael Vick Become A Role Model For Children?

ANCHOR #2. No. So don't tune in.

written by anthonyrosania, 20 November 2010
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Mutually annihilated funds

They had hoped to help us understand the origin of the universe, but CERN scientists in Geneva wasted billions to capture the first antimatter atoms only to find that they don't matter.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 20 November 2010
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