Order by:
Rating:

Stephen King's Earlier Failures #27

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Cream Catcher".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failures #26

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Golem's Lot"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #25

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Girl Who Loved Tom's Gourd"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #24

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", with "Norm Of The Century"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Who Do I See Around Here About

concocting a clever scheme?

written by Charpa93, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Computer Flu?

CIA confusing Chinese Computer bugging by installing 'hacking' cough noises, occasional sneeze.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

How Many Thousand?

New cosmetic surgery price increases causing a lot of eyebrows to go up!

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Economists Confused

Economists confused by both gas prices and Beano prices both going up at the same time.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Yada Yada Yada

President Obama says that Talk Radio is what is bringing bombers here. May have to limit freedom of speech to protect us from those who would take away our freedoms.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Blow Out?

Taliban reports their third drop-out during training. "At least here, they go out with a boom!"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Fox Club Meets

The Maggotty, Arkansas Fox Club spent most of the last two nights having a big barbecue and discussing the idiocy of the String Theory.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Football Czar

President Obama Appoints first Football Czar to be over college BCS rankings.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

White House Cleared

Mother-In-Law's flatulence outbreak clears White House. FBI: It was just a scare. Everyone go back home. No nerve gas."

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #23

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Tubby Knockers"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #22

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including Clitoris Claiborne"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #21

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Fleabag Of Bones"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #20

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Sardine Smile"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #19

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Clothes Ladder"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen Early Failure #18

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Seed Full Things".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #17

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Ark Visions".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #16

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Git!"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Who Do I See Around here About

having my bailiwick checked out by a professional?

written by Charpa93, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Snakes On Planes?

More flight chaos as snakes now make their way across Italy, Switzerland & head for Germany. I'm sorry, that should be 'ash cloud snakes across Italy, France, Switzerland and heads for Germany!'

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

No Bail-Out

Darling set to oppose new Euro bail-out plan. "If we help bail-out Greece, who will bail-out us?"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Celebration Still On Hold, Champaign Still On Ice

Labour MPs urge Brown: Quit for the party's sake! But Brown says he wasn't invited to party.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Brown Red In The Face

A diatribe laced with threats: Brit's Brown vents rage in furious call to Clegg. "Compo would have never done that!"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failure #15

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Whore Past Midnight"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failures #14

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Cycle Of The Big Bad Wolf". Plus he was sued for plagiarism.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failures #13

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Debt Sematary"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

King Fans Loyal

Fans of Talk Show host, Larry King, give his suspenders their full support. Say they are Not scared to sit in the first row.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

New Sound From Active Volcano

A new weird report from Iceland says that the Volcano erupting there now seems alive with the sound of music!

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Lucky Old Farts

New study shows that 3% of world's richest men own half of the world's wine, women and song copyrights.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Eggheads Lose Blueprints

United States new military weapons group lose blueprints. Former garbage man takes over as president of small South American country.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Computer Chess Champ

Chess Computer defeats Russian Chess Champ! Loses fist fight minutes later.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

"Here He Comes!"

Kid bullied at New York City school, called "Trans Fatty"!

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

"Turn It Off!"

Study: The amount of Computer messages have doubled in two years, blame people not wanting to see the latest news.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failures #12

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Taliban"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failures #11

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Pristine"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failures #10

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Lark Tower"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King Early Failures #9

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Sheepshow"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Hit Near Twilight

Over 5,000 people now have Robert Pattinson hairdo after recent tornado in south.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Palin Facebook Fans Protest

Some Palin Facebook fans unhappy with no photos in bikini.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Water Warning

Oil spill may endanger human health, officials say. "Always boil the oily water."

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Oldest Too

Study: America's favorite birth control method turns over.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Butcher Claims he is a 'Healer'

...because his ham is always cured.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Brits upset at having to bail out Greece

Brits are so upset at having their tax money used to bail out Greece they have decided to take action.

They're boycotting Greek yogurt, feta cheese and black olives in protest.

written by Lady Godiva, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Gipsies Different

Most Gipsies say that their ancestors were Meanderthals.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Big Neanderthal

You're a Neanderthal: Genes say yes, and so do most wives!

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Corporate Fat Cats Quit Rat Race

The organisation of business mogul cats have become such fat bastards that they no longer can be bothered competing in the annual 'chase the rat in the shed' race.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Dog fails TV show audition

Although the judges said he danced pretty well, they unanimously agreed that his bark was worse than his bite and therefore disqualified him.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Man Runs For Office

Local man Tom Nobface missed the bus and had to run to the office today instead.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Man Pays to watch Stripper at Work

Local Man Barry Turnip paid good money to watch his decorator friend Norbert Nubbins strip the paint off his walls.
Slowly.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Bachelor Looking For a Filthy Ride

Local bachelor midget Kevin Cocksend, 32, wants a Shetland pony.

"A friendly one covered in muck would be great", he said.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Grumpy Git actually just a Goth

Dave Skimpy, 15, was a mopey little bastard but then his mother discovered he was actually just a Goth.

"He's still a mopey little bastard but now I know its just a phase", said his mother.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Cuckold Husband Grows a Pear

...peeled it, poured custard all over it and then handed it to his wife's lover.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Local Man caught Spanking the Monkey in front of School

Local man Norbert Nubbins has been at it again. He was captured on CCTV slapping his baboon on the backside while standing outside St Matilda's school.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Man Dies while Waiting for Wife to get her Hair Done

Local Man Tommy Knockers was found cold, alone and dead in his car while he waited outside Cosy Cuts whilst his wife got her hair dyed blue.

written by Jesus Budda, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Bennett Jousted

US Senator Bob Bennett jousted at Utah GOP convention.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failures #8

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Cute Joe".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failures #7

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Star Farter".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Change Is Here!

Regulators look into market plunge, weigh changes, change in pockets.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Gates Tells The Truth

Gates says urgent need to cut defense bureaucracy. "What we need is a few good men, not 1,000 Generals."

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Eyebrows Showed He Was Concerned

Obama oil response: aggressively sat on his ass as crisis unfolded.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Ready For Hardship!

1st lady echoes King's call to brace for hardship. "We have screwed up pretty well everything, already,"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failures #6

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Deadhead Zone".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failures #5

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Gland"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Ferry Boat Idled

Staten Island ferry boat idled with accident with Fire island Fairy.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

First Step Towards Peace?

Palestinians: Indirect peace talks have begun as youths now only throwing green Persimmons.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

BP's Attempt Fails Again

BP's latest attempt to divert Gulf oil leak fails as they cannot hold big cork down 5,000 feet.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failure #4

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Night Shits".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen Kings Early Failure #3

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Whinnying"

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Predicted Earthquakes, Volcanos, Oil Slicks By Mayans Coming True!

Magnitude 7.4 earthquake rattles western Indonesia as everything hurls toward Mayan's 2012!

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Iceland Still Showing It's Ash

Ash closes airports in Spain, Portugal, Pompeii, Italy.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failure #2

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Salem's Snot".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Stephen King's Early Failure

Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Larry".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Betty White Host SNL #2

Betty White demonstrated how it's done as host of this week's "Saturday Night Live." Next week's host, "The Only Survivor of Woodstock".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Betty White Hosts SNL

Betty White demonstrated how it's done as host of this week's "Saturday Night Live." Next week's host, Abe Vigoda!

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Many Refusing Request

Pot activists enlisting moms for legalization push. Organize "Mothers For Legalized Pot". Say it's safer than drunk driving.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

We Did Our Best #2

BP's second attempt to divert Gulf oil leak fails as it turns out that there is no such fish as the "Oily Bird Special". Third try coming up.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Well, We Did Our Best

BP's first attempt to divert Gulf oil leak fails as it turns out that there is no such fish as an "Oil-Eating Piranha".

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

The connection between Shampoo and AgeLift Cream.

Bollywood celebrity John Abrahms, uses Garnier L'Oreal anti-dandruff shampoo only to later find out it is giving him aging marks. L'Oreal Doctor's has suggested to start using Garnier's Agelift cream.

written by merlin1212, 09 May 2010
Rating:

BGT shocker!

Woman appears on Britain's Got Talent WITHOUT a sob story!

written by Harold Q. Fuey, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #95

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Snake & Tail" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #94

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Lead Lobster" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #93

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Rainforest Rarities" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #92

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Popass" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #91

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Pork Steakhouse" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #90

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Trader Six" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Rating:

Restaurant Closes #89

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Subweighs" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
« Apr 2010 May 2010 Jun 2010 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
75
2nd
68
3rd
65
4th
73
5th
68
6th
66
7th
108
8th
75
9th
89
10th
85
11th
106
12th
99
13th
98
14th
93
15th
85
16th
101
17th
106
18th
109
19th
100
20th
106
21st
89
22nd
87
23rd
97
24th
99
25th
94
26th
108
27th
125
28th
94
29th
76
30th
86
31st
97
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 plus 4?

9 16 11 8


Go to top