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Don't Blame Bears

Due to Global Warming, Black bears hibernating instincts are off & that throws everything else off in their routines claims Al Gore after two black bears shit on his potted plants during the night.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Guess You Lose

The state of Arizona has upheld the law that all illegals must leave the state. However, outside the courthouse in Phoenix, officials were served notice by Tribal Chiefs of the Utes & Navajo.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Picasso Painting, "A Nude, Green Leaves and a Bust," sold for $106.5M

By our calculations, the buyer could have gotten a real live naked woman, several hundred plants, and a roll in the hay for about $106,498,350 cheaper.

written by Charpa93, 05 May 2010
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Gulf Not To Worry

Representative from BP says that several products they have purchased from the late Billy Mays will clean that oil spill up overnight.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Bomber Once Deported

FBI: Time Square Bomber was once deported from France, Italy and Arizona.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Prisoner's Complaint

The most overheard phrase in prisons by guards? "Well, turn about is fair play."

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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A well-hung parliament is the last thing the Queen needs

Regardless of how many are actually hetero....

written by queen mudder, 05 May 2010
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Conservatives' plan to crap public sector pensions 'not sensible'

Could have sworn that 'cap' is spelled with an 'r'...

written by queen mudder, 05 May 2010
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Rush Limbaugh No Longer Largest Oil Slick in America

He now comes in a close second to the one caused by the BP oil spill.

written by Charpa93, 05 May 2010
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Bush Was Closet Green!

Former President Bush was asked why so many papers were shredded before he left office. "My administration was heavily into recycling."

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Hope I'm Not Dead By Then

The National Order Of Pessimists plan to hold their annual convention in Los Angeles, if it's still there.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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The Fan Hits the Shit

Local Liverpool football fan Barry Nubbins ran onto the pitch and gave a slap to that little Argentinian shit Javier Mascherano in revenge for a previous assault.

written by Jesus Budda, 05 May 2010
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The Shit Hits the Fan

Liverpool's little Argentinian shit Javier Mascherano lashed out at local football fan Barry Nubbins during a match today and broke his spectacles.

Barry has vowed revenge.

written by Jesus Budda, 05 May 2010
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Every Dog Has His Day

"Mine's Tuesday", said Rex

written by Jesus Budda, 05 May 2010
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Local man Arrested in connection with Theatre Tumble

Apparently he told the injured actor to 'break a leg' immediately before the incident.

written by Jesus Budda, 05 May 2010
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Ex-Miss Universe Sues

Ex-Miss Universe sues for losing crown because she was nude in a photo widely circulated on the internet. "I was not naked. I had my crown on."

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Amazing Facts!

Increased sales improve BMW market. Before this, decreased sales had led to disapproval.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Chimps Say No!

Bonobo chimps filmed shaking their head, giving camera man the NYC salute, to 'say no'.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Russian MP Abducted By Aliens

A Russian MP has asked President Dmitry Medvedev to investigate claims by a regional president that he has met aliens on board a spaceship, forced him to drink a bottle of vodka.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Newsweek For Sale

The Washington Post has announced that it is exploring the possibility of selling Newsweek magazine. Admit that placing 44 pics of President Obama in 52 issues may have pushed it a bit.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Ass Shuts Down

Scottish, Irish and Northern Irish airports shut by ass. I'm sorry, that should have been "ash".

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Election On Knife's Edge

Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg are making their final day push for votes, as polls suggest the election result is on a knife edge. So let's hope they don't push too hard.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #35

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Horseapplebees" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #34

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Abominables Pizza" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #33

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "A & W Poot Beer" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #32

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Cheekers" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #31

Another victim of the bad economy, the last And last) "Shit On The Shingle, Army Surplus" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Pizzaria Makes Pizza the Size of Delaware

Unfortunately, it is so large, it cannot fit properly into any oven and must be destroyed.

written by Charpa93, 05 May 2010
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See Their Favorites

Daily fans of TheSpoof demand their own private "Reader's Desk".

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Better Jailed Here Than Beheaded In Pakistan

'I was expecting you. Are you NYPD or FBI? Boom! BOOM!!' What failed Times Square bomber said as he was arrested on flight to Dubai.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Announcement Takes One Hour To Center Podium Stance

Too little (and too much) sleep can increase risk of premature death, scientist with OCD reveals.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Three Eyes, Four Breasts

Rarely-seen Picasso portrait of his mistress sold for a world-record $106.5m at auction. "She looked like an alien", stated several bidders.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #30

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Taco Hell" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #29

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Blimpies(With The Extra Wide Doors & Seats) Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #28

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Black Haggis Tubesteak House" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #27

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Shoney's Big Boners" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Restaurant Closes #26

Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Bentagains" Restaurant Closes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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You Just Never Know!

Cameron up all night in 36-hour push for all out majority as ten in 10 voters say they could STILL change their minds.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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"Idol" Challenge #3

Milli Vanilli tunes to be a challenge for 'Idol' contestants.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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"Idol Challenge #2

Leon Redbone tunes to be a challenge for 'Idol' contestants.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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"Idol" Challenge

Tiny Tim tunes will be a challenge for 'Idol' contestants!

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Lohan The Porn Star

Producer: Lohan to star in movie about porn star. "She's a natural", states the director.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Vendor Defenders!

NYC vendors are eyes and ears, sometimes all hands, on the street.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Times Square Bomber Unraveled

Times Square bombing suspect's life had unraveled, bombed!

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Just A Breather

Retail data: Consumers 'took a breather' in April as sales dropped 95%.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Nashville #6

Nashville's famed music quieted by flooding. Old Muddy Water's song "Hoochi Coochi Man" Goes To #6.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Nashville #5

Nashville's famed music quieted by flooding. "Cool Water" by Sons of the Pioneers reaches #5.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Nashville #4

Nashville's famed music quieted by flooding. "Old Black Water keep On Flowing" by Doobie Brothers reaches #4.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Nashville #3

Nashville's famed music quieted by flooding. Simon & Garfunkle's "Bridge Over Troubled Water" with banjo, goes to #3.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Nashville Comebacks

Nashville's famed music quieted by flooding. Johnny Horton's version of "Waterloo" climbs to #2.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Greeks Protest, Bring Gift

Police use tear gas against Greek protesters, but allow tall wooden horse to be placed near station.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Az. City Council Members Plan To Sue

2 Arizona city councils vote to sue over new law. 10 plan to sue if law changes. 5 to sue either way it goes.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Wrong Name?

Bear Stearns execs say firm's collapse unavoidable. "Should have named ourselves, "Bull Stearns" says executive.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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"Four Foot High & Rising"

Nashville's famed music quieted by flooding. Johnny Cash recording "How High Is The Water, Mama?" goes to #1!

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Just Like Katrina

SuperDome to contain Gulf oil, the next best solution!

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Live & Let Live!

Wisconsin legalization of raw wino piss seen as benchmark.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Pig Sticker Arrested

Southern Minn. man accused of stabbing 29 pigs in jealous rage after being turned down for a date by Kirstie Alley.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Many Smell A Rat

$266 million Mega Millions ticket sold in California apparently won by state budget.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Not The Best Idea CIA Ever Had

NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery as he blows himself up during reenactment.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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See Your Doctor, Win A Suit!

Aspirin May Increase Risk of Crohn's Disease. Doctors: It's your choice, heart attack or Crohns Disease? Names yo choice, takes yo chances!

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Picasso Sold To Highest Bidder

Picasso sells at NYC auction for record $106.5M. Noted artist to be dug back up next week.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Left The Kids Here & Ran Away!

US low score on world motherhood rankings but much higher in grandmotherhood rankings.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Security: We Missed Him

Security slip let suspect on plane, near takeoff loaded down with bombs, nails.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Financial Regulations Stall

Financial regulations still face delays, disputes, democracy, individual freedom.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Burning Gulf No Solution

Dome to contain Gulf oil the next best solution. Hummers lined up on shore to absorb oil, final defense.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Bomb Suspect Not Helping

NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery as he tells police that neighbor's dog told him to do it. Dog water boarded, likes it.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Tiger Unfazed

Tiger Woods unfazed by Mickelson threat to number one ranking, Wilt Chamberlain's sex records.

written by Bureau, 05 May 2010
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Lady GaGa Marries Lord GooGoo

Say it with me--She becomes Lady GaGa-GooGoo

written by Charpa93, 05 May 2010
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