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Stockpile of Tar Found in One Louisiana Parish

The tar was discovered in a large kettle simmering over an open fire. Several garbage bags full of chicken feathers were found close by along with a list of the names of the BP oil executives.

written by Charpa93, 30 May 2010
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CA Medical Marijuana Club Unionizes, Becomes Even More Unproductive.

Oakland, CA: 100 employees at a medical marijuana dispensary joined the United Food & Commercial Workers Union. Management: "Jesus, we thought they were unmotivated and unproductive before.

written by anthonyrosania, 30 May 2010
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Facebook Facing Forced Name Change

60 percent of users are thinking about leaving Facebook. The CEO of Facebook said that, according to Federal law, if the percentage of people leaving goes past 80% it must change its name to MYSPACE.

written by anthonyrosania, 30 May 2010
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Bart Simpson charged with shoplifting.

This week Simpsons progeny Bart J. Simpson was arrested and charged with shoplifting. He was spotted engaging in what police are characterizing as a "four-finger discount".

written by anthonyrosania, 30 May 2010
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BP Chief: "Top Kill Does Not Mean Murder CEO!"

BP PLC CEO Tony Hayward is adamant about getting the message out: " 'Top Kill' does not mean murder the CEO!"

written by anthonyrosania, 30 May 2010
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It's a gusher!

Spoof writer has idea to stop flow of oil into Gulf, submits it at BP website. Company complains, "As you can see, we're already up to our necks in ridiculous ideas. Give us a break!"

written by The San Francisco Onion, 30 May 2010
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Las Vegas Danger Downgraded

Homeland Security has taken Las Vegas off High Risk From Terrorists List. Odds now 50-1 against.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Watch Out For Camel Doo

Kurds and Arabs, who have fought for over 1,000 years, to attend Beer Conference In DC. Expect big camel traffic not on GPS system.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Mole In Iran?

Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demands to know who leaked information to Israelis that he wanted to destroy them.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Minimum Security Provided

Former members of the US House of Representatives hold reunion at the Big House.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #25

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "R-I-G-G-I-N-G! What That BP Did To Me!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #24

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Give Grease A Chance"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #23

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Emulsion Please Set Me Free"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #22

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Tangled Up In Goo!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #21

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Drilling Me Softly"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Todd Bridges fears he's next on Grim Reaper's hit list

"First Dana Plato; now Gary Coleman. It's only a matter of time," said Todd Bridges, the last survivor of 80s sitcom Diff'rent Strokes. "I'd have been safer if I'd been born a Kennedy."

written by Amethyst Ryder, 30 May 2010
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Cockney Curb Crawling guide to Yorkshire says 'The Brass Doors in Bradford are very tasty'

Local man Stephen Griffiths agrees they are the tastiest hookers in Britain

written by Bill Licks, 30 May 2010
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Dyslexic Crossbow Cannibal takes on 80's cereal advert catchphrase challenge..... and succeeds

Shreaded Whores - Bet You Can't Eat More Than Three

written by Bill Licks, 30 May 2010
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Crossbow Cannibal releases new book....

Shoots, Eats and Leaves : The Zero Tolerance Guide to Prostitution

written by Bill Licks, 30 May 2010
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House cats always want to be on the other side of door

Scientists studied to determine if cats really wanted to be on the other side of the door. The study had two identical environments with glass door. They still wanted to be on other side.

written by C. Cranium, 30 May 2010
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Cougar saves songbirds

Boris the cat was notorious for eating endangered song birds. An unnamed wild cougar, missing songbird songs, resolved the problem by eating Boris.

written by C. Cranium, 30 May 2010
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Marvel Drops Superhero

Marvel Comics drops it's latest super hero, "The Fly", after one issue. Seems the big battle on the turd turned most fans away.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Japanese Split Over Okinawa Base

Japan's socialist party has voted to leave the ruling coalition because of a row over a US base in Okinawa. "This is perfect timing", states pro-base party, with NKorea ready to attack.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Biggest US Eco-Disaster

The oil spill is the US biggest eco-disaster ever, passing even that of Kennedy Family Baked Bean Cookout Gas Attack of 1960! At least no one has died with this one.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Fans Loiter at MJ's Grave.

Michael Jackson's cemetery began removing people hanging out in front of MJ's grave. A fan group is concerned about their plans to gather at the mausoleum on June 25. The event's name: LOSERPALOOZA.

written by anthonyrosania, 30 May 2010
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That Show Blows!

Much larger volcano in Iceland, CEO's of major airlines, showing signs they may erupt.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Applicants Offer To Work For Fringe Benefits Only.

Employees at California medical marijuana facility joint union. That should be "join" union.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Dog-faced Boy Meets up with Boy-faced Dog

They both licked each other and pissed on the carpet.

written by Jesus Budda, 30 May 2010
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Local Man Discovers Way to Turn Shite into Cash

Mr. Simon Cowell has made a fortune from producing a constant stream of shite.
"People just pay me to produce it", he boasted

written by Jesus Budda, 30 May 2010
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BP Switches Tactics

BP quits throwing GOLF BALLS into the oil well. Now throwing in the towel.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Local Atheist finds Jesus

"He was hiding behind my sofa the whole time. The cheeky little monkey!", said Barry Nubbins.

written by Jesus Budda, 30 May 2010
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Plug Not Worth A Plug Nickle

Latest Attempt by BP to Plug Oil Leak in Gulf of Mexico Fails as President Obama threatens to plug BP leadership.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Rhinosaur Discovered

The rhinosaur: Five-ton horned prehistoric reptile that looked like rhino is unearthed in Mexico. Believed to be the ancestor of the modern Jackalope.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Need Concorde Back

Experts begin £15m project to get Concorde back to flying and losing money again.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Ebola Breakthrough

Breakthrough in fight against fatal Ebola as new drug saves 100% of monkeys tested, only losing their tails. However, Males still wary about that lost tail thing.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Americanisms

Say no to the get-go! Americanisms swamping English, so wake up and smell the coffee, Ya'll hear?

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Queen To Miss Games

The Queen to miss Commonwealth Games for first time in 44 years. "I'm simply getting too old for football".

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Rags To Riches To Rags

Lotto lout Michael Carroll going back to being a binman after blowing £9.7m win. "Best six months I ever had!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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The Axeman Cometh!

The shortest Cabinet career in HISTORY: Treasury axeman Laws resigns over expenses he paid to his gay lover. Guinness approves claims.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Man Utd not for sale, they even offer their players "old age pensions"

Following AC Milan down the road to winning fuck all, Man Utd owners, the Glazers, have told the world Utd is not for sale, last reports were that Sir Alex is contemplating suicide!

written by Jaggedone, 30 May 2010
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"Fluffy Is Fine!"

Kitten survives wash and spin in a washing machine, being hung out on clothesline.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Top Ten Beaches

NY's Southampton beach tops Dr. Beach's 10 best. Louisiana's Oilslick Acres at the bottom of list.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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If You're A Budding Killer

Violent video games are now being touted as learning fool.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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No Help From Bill Clinton

While the oil well keeps leaking, everyone is wondering: "Where's Slick Willie to advise Obama?"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Obama Frustrated, Takes It Out On Golf Balls

Obama says ongoing leak of oil is 'engaging'. I'm sorry, that should have been, 'enraging'.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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BP Credibility Fading Fast

AP: Spill grew, BP's credibility faded as 500 BP workers rushed in during Obama visit were gone the next day, say locals.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Americans Debt-Dogged

Poll finds debt-dogged Americans stressed out. Average pet food budget for Bowser up 25%.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Obama: If It Works, I'll Be On The Golf Course

BP turns to next attempt after top kill fails as SpongeBob Squarepants arrives today.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Getting Too Close

Concern over growing number of aircraft near-collisions. Even more concern over possible near-missings.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Pre-Memorial Day Marches

Thousands march to protest Ariz. immigration law. Today, thousands expected to march for it.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Korean Situation Needs To Be Defused

China premier: Korean tensions must be defused as KimJo declares war on Japan, SKorea and Wiley Coyote.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Need To Come Down Anyway

Groups stuggle to fund fireworks shows may just implode old abandoned buildings all over town.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Really Perfect

Halladay throws perfect game, beats Marlins 1-0 without once spitting or scratching his groin.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Life As A Hologram

At NYC sci fest, asking 'What if we're holograms?' If so, why can't we be beamed to a second Earth. It would take us a hundred years to screw it up.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Rest In Peace

Diana's daring black dress, just discovered along with toenail clippings, goes on the block.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Radioactive Leak #2

Radioactive leak found, fixed at Vt. nuke plant. CEO: "Hey Look! Oil spill in the Gulf!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Probably Still Live For Some Time

Radioactive leak found, fixed at Vt. nuke plant, with only a couple thousand people exposed.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Wal-Mart Cuts Prices, Changes Images

Wal-Mart makes splashy price cuts to get mojo back. Smiley Face replaced Smiley Condom.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Hopper Bikes Off Into Sunset

Dennis Hopper, Hollywood hero and antihero, lives, dies.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Better Romances, Marriages

Close Relationship with Mom Leads to Better Romance Later. Especially if girlfriend looks and cooks like Mom!

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Too Close For Comfort

Concern over growing number of aircraft near-collisions after pilots beginning to recognize other pilot's face, they are so close. "I could have wiped his ass!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Shark Fin Finished

No more eating shark fin in Hawaii after new law. It's now the whole sharp or nothing.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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That Should Do It

China premier: Korean tensions must be defused. Propose sending in one million peacekeepers.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Most Americans Tarred & Weary

Poll finds debt-dogged, oil-leak bogged Americans stressed out!

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Next For BP?

BP turns to next attempt after top kill fails: The lowering of the Company CEO into the break.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Germany stuff everybody again, well who else would want to win the Eurovision?

Germans, renowned for Mercedes, BMW, Miele and beating England at penalties have won it, WHAT? The biggest crap throwing contest on the planet, called Eurovision, well they can fucking KEEP IT!

written by Jaggedone, 30 May 2010
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Michael Moore Cures Gulf Goo

Movie-maker, Michael Moore, has aimed his biggest crap at the Gulf Goo leak and has successfully plugged it.

written by PP Rega, 30 May 2010
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I just flew in from Newark

Henny Youngman we remember you, and boy are our arms tired. Happy Birthday Henny, 104 years old -- actually dead and gone.

written by C. Cranium, 30 May 2010
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Pelosi: It Was Bush!

Nancy Pelosi blames the Bush Administration for oil leak, the sinking of the Titanic and a bad case of the crabs.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Psychics Tell America on Larry King "We Told You So"

Psychics appearing on Larry King say they usually don't gloat about being right when talking about the oil spill disaster, but claim they did warn something big would happen sometime soon and it did.

written by Charpa93, 30 May 2010
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Halloween 2012

Oct. 31, 2012 may be the scariest Halloween ever! Not because Mayans predicted the end of the world, but due to President Obama & former Governor Sarah Palin being the presidential election choices.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 May 2010
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Ketchup is a Vegetable

A liberal think tank study has verified that President Reagan was correct, Ketchup is a vegetable. The Obama administration's obesity reduction program now includes Ketchup as part of healthy eating.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 May 2010
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Moratorium on Laughter Called by Louisiana Legislators

The severity of the oil spill has finally sunk in and no one is in a mood to laugh, not even at stupid Uranus jokes.

written by Charpa93, 30 May 2010
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Democrats Blame President Bush's Tax Cuts for BP Oil Spill

Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs said "If the government had more tax money, the Interior Department would have had more people monitoring oil company deep water drilling instead of watching PORN!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 May 2010
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Miracle Cabbage Head

Head of cabbage discovered in California looks just like former President George W. Bush. That makes over 1,000 so far.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Limbo In Limbo

Vatican considering doing away with the belief of Limbo. "Right now the subject is kind of in 'no man's land', says Bishop Hood.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Trouble

More trouble for ex-Prime Minister Brown as massive grave discovered in back yard.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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Coke Ups The Ante

While Mexican Coke has the old recipe with sugar and people pay double to get these, Columbia say they may ask to put cocaine back into the still-older recipe.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #20

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including ANYTHING by Grace Slick.

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #19

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Grease, Grease Me!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #18

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "The Smell Of Oil My Friend, Is Blowing In The Wind"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #17

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "You've Lost That Drilling Feeling"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #16

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Ballad Of Petro & Lefty"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #15

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "The Tracks Of My Tars"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #14

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "Water Goo!"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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More Outlawed Songs #13

More songs have been outlawed on the Gulf Oil Coast beaches, including "I Found My Spill"

written by Bureau, 30 May 2010
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