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Americans Must Lose Weight

In a recent study, over 75% of doctors say that Americans must begin losing weight as only an average of 5.5 will fit into their waiting rooms.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Vets Are Back

1.6 million U.S. military veterans that disappeared from a computer 4 years ago, suddenly showed up this afternoon, coming out on an Iowa cornfield.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Change Coming?

President Obama stated today that while the democrats will probably lose some in the fall elections, he still thinks they will hold on to both houses of prostitution.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Woman Raped by Census Worker Demands to Be Counted

A woman, the victim of a rape by a census worker states, that during the confusion of the arrest she doesn't believe she was properly counted in the 2010 census. She demands that it be rectified.

written by emccorm, 12 May 2010
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Dick Cheney Schedules Sixth Heart Attack

Worried that the oil spill disaster will be blamed on his abuse of power, Dick Cheney has scheduled yet another mild heart attack to keep investigators from coming down too hard on him.

written by Charpa93, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #17

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movie classics at nation's nudist colonies, including "Rear Widow".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #16

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movie classics at nation's nudist colonies, including "Old Man Holiday

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Obama Won't Play With Limbaugh

Obama won't play golf with Limbaugh. "Let him go play with himself." Limbaugh says Obama can't play because he cannot lower his head out of the air. "If it rains, he's drown."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Great Lovers, Poor Courting Practices

Scientists now say that there is evidence that humans bred with Neanderthals. "Remains show that some bow-legged, partially bald well-bred human females preferred the Neanderthals.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Ash Divides Experts

Ash still flowing from Iceland volcano across Europe polluting the air but also lowering temperatures while blocking sun. Environmentalists don't know whether to shit or go blind.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Blind Mice See, One Permanently

Three Blind Mice, Curley, Larry and Moe, see again after retinal transplant. Moe immediately pokes other two in the eyes with toes.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Wooden Shoes Banned

After Dutch banning of the wearing of burqas, Iraq bans the use of wooden shoes. "I don't blame them", states former US President Bush. "Wooden shoes could be dangerous."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Bring On The Battleships!

Countries see trouble ahead as nuclear weapons sent from Russia to Syria and Iran are hijacked by Somali pirates.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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No Implants Allowed

Hooter's Restaurants are laying off any waitresses with implants. "There's been too many explosions in the kitchen", states one owner.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Michael Jackson In Orleans

Citizens of New Orleans say that they have seen Michael Jackson there late at night. "He's still cute", stated one lady. "Give him some brains and he'll moonwalk."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Each One Wants A Separate Homeland

Latest proposal for Iraq and Afghanistan by US Generals. "Divide them up into their own groups of people in 200 regions."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Kagen Questioned

Elena Kagan, new nominee for the Supreme Court, when asked today about situations in Iraq and Pakistan stated, "Punt!"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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WalMart For Artists

Old style nude paintings making a comeback. Ladies with big bottoms being sought by artists while touring WalMarts.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Chili Of Ass Destruction

Indian military developing weapons of world's hottest chili. Mexico continues to retaliate in uncontrolled chili build-up!
Smell now stronger from the south than the oil slick.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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A massive Black Hole from a distant galaxy is hurtling towards Soweto?

A Black hole flung out of its galxy by the motehr Black hole is hurtling towards Soweto, religious Nutters are claiming it's a sign that God hates Soccer especially Ronaldo!

written by Jaggedone, 12 May 2010
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Local Man, Bears, a Grudge

A Spoof Writer used some random words such as 'bears', 'Local', 'Man' and 'A Grudge' to form a Snippet Headline.

And this is the poxy result.

written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Local Cows Plan to take over the World

A local farmer has overhead the cows discussing a scheme to take over the town and then move on to build a moon base and destroy the Earth from orbit.

As soon as they've been milked, that is...

written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Worlds Coolest Boy Freezes to Death

Local boy Dave 'The Man' Parsnip froze to death while strutting down the street on his way to class.

Officials said he was too cool for school.


written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Your Ass is Mayan

A Local Man's pet donkey is distantly related to the Mayan civilisation.
And it has a big fat arse.

written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Local Gingerbread Man in Protective Custody

Local toddler group threatened to bite his head off and eat him.
The ring leader, Baby Percy, has been confined to his cot.

written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Obama Congratulates Cameron

Cameron asks him to make sure he gets a good shine on his shoes and can he have the Telegraph delivered every morning

written by Earl Grey, 12 May 2010
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Icelandic Volcano is Secret Base of Evil Genius hell-bent on World Domination

Local Man Dr. Barry No has been living inside it since he moved out of Number 42, and is hatching some maniacal, dastardly plan.

written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Local Zombie Joins MENSA

..for the BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

written by Jesus Budda, 12 May 2010
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Dick Cheney Calls George W to Get Facts Straight on BP Oil Rig

Claims he just wants to get all his ducks in a row. Reportedly told Bush, "if asked, we were not President and Vice-President between 2000-2008. It was all a dream. Remember Georgie, all a dream."

written by Charpa93, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #14

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Lathered Head"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #13

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Indiana Joan & The Treasured Chest"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Dick Cheney Asked if Oil Spill in Gulf is Serious

"yeah," replied Cheney, "about as serious as a heart attack, but I've had several and I've managed to pull through and so will the Gulf."

written by Charpa93, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #12

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "The Saggy Dong"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #11

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Abbot & Costello Meet The Wolf Man"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #10

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Believe It, The Beaver"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Dick Cheney Won't Admit He 'Rigged' Major Oil Company Regulations

"I never worked on a rig in my life," says Cheney.

written by Charpa93, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist Movies #9

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Godzilla's Pillows"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Dick Cheney Holds Secret Meetings with Oil Executives at White House

Tells President Obama to close the door to the Oval Office on the way out and promises it won't take but an hour or two.

written by Charpa93, 12 May 2010
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David Cameron is officially crowned Britains WANKER Nr!

After 5 days of non-stop WANKING in the commons it has emerged that D.C. is now Britains Nr1 WANKER.
His best WANKING friend Nick Clegg, gave him the final TOSS after he claimed the Nr2 spot!

written by Jaggedone, 12 May 2010
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BBC's Nick Robinson In Kleenex Mountain Scandal

He continues to crack one off whilst blogging about David Cameron. Soon he will not be able to leave his house due to the growing Kleenex mountain

written by Earl Grey, 12 May 2010
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Nudist's Top Movies #8

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Call Dee For 'Danglers'

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist's Movies #7

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Really, Really Free Willy"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist's Movies #6

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Ben & Jerry, Flopping In A Hurry"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nudist's Top Movies #5

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Bonnie & Clyde, Bouncing Down The Slide"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nudist's Movies #4

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Sorry..My Hard!"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Top Nustist Movies #3

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "OH Brother, Wert Thou A Eunuch?"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nudist Top Movies #2

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "Bob & Ray, Bob & Play"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nudist Top Movies

The Motion Picture Association releases all-time hit movies at nation's nudist colonies, including "The Full Monty Python".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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"Not Our Sort Of Painting"

Rare nude sketch by Constable uncovered after being hidden away by prudish owners. "A small skirt had been stuck over the woman's behind", states new owner.


written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Yellow Line Fundraiser

Motorist returns to find yellow lines painted either side of her car - and a parking ticket as government finds more & more ways of raising cash.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Parents' Outrage

Parents' outrage as Catholic school children told 'dress as a Muslim for mosque trip - or you will be branded a truant' "Can we blow up anything?" asks one.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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"Thank You & Goodbye"

'Thank you and goodbye': With Sarah at his side, tearful Gordon goes with Grace, and leaves Sarah standing alone.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nashville Flooding #4

Many country singers volunteer to help clean up flooded Nashville. "I'm too old for this", stated Little Jimmy Dickens who waded water over his head. "I think I'll take an old cold tater and wait".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nashville Flood Problems #3

First on the scene after flood abated in Nashville say walls Farin Young once said "Hello" to have crumbled.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nashville Still Dealing With Flood #2

The floor Ernest Tubb 'walked over you' was three feet under water at one time.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nashville Still Dealing With Flood

Grandpa Jones locker floated to the surface during Nashville flooding last week.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nashville, Venice Of The South

City of Nashville sponsoring summer canoe tours this year.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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More Jewelry Recalls

APNewsBreak: More kids' jewelry recalls in works as some tongue rings have increased tongue size to that of a horse.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Satellite Cable Off Center

Drifting satellite threatens US cable programming as "Joe the Bartender in black & white" suddenly appears on "V".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Satellite Confusion

Drifting satellite threatens US cable programming as "Barney" temporarily showed up in Mets outfield last night.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Newton's Apple Aboard

Newton's apple tree bound for gravity-free orbit. Some warn of a possible "Time Warp".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Last Flight

Countdown begins for shuttle Atlantis' last flight. "Hope it's not a jinx", states crew.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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It Should Go Down To The Wire

Nixon's grandson tests pedigree in NY Horse race! I'm sorry, that should be House race.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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New Party Forming

Voters' anti-establishment mood bites both parties in the ass. The new Gumby Party making strides with slogan "We Don't Know & We Don't Care. Just Send Money. At Least We're Honest!"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Fun To Watch Her Dodge Them

Senators to query Kagan, but don't expect answers as no one else seems to have any.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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US Of Amishland

Green groups hope Gulf spill galvanizes movement back to Amishland!

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #43

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "By The Thumbing Of My Prick".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #42

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Male Horse"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #41

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Ordeal By Incense"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #40

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Blouse Trap"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #39

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Man In The Clown Suit"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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These Guys Are Smart!

Rush to drill oil deeper carries added risks, say experts!

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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If Everyone Dies, Why Fight"

Russia urges active US role in Mideast. Why not sell nuclear missiles like we do? It's worked for the two of us...only one small 'cold' war.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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New Approach Tried

Political patience was washing away for BP executives who can't stop a broken underwater well from spewing oil into the Gulf, where crews were trying the latest solution - "FREE OIL, COME & GET IT!"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Cameron Takes The Reins

Conservative Cameron takes the reins in Britain b ut will most likely spend first year returning favors.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Faced Bumps

Idol' front-runner has faced bumps along the way. "They do excellent make-up here".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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But Not Slow At Sports

Police: Star athlete at Texas school really 22. He was in the 11th grade for five years.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Star Athlete Older

Police: Star athlete at Texas school really 22, has a wife and three kids.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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No Ziegfeld Follies, Just Obama's

Last Broadway Ziegfeld Follies Girl kicks off at 106!

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Aussie Physicist Corrects Dictionary

An Australian physicist has uncovered an error in dictionary definitions that has likely stood uncorrected for a century. It was a small one about something called "gravity".

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Nick Clegg and David Cameron Are Already Fighting!

War has already broken out at number 10 Downing Street as Nick Clegg and David Cameron are already squabbling over which bedroom they should have. Clegg wants the one with blue curtains.

written by IN SEINE, 12 May 2010
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Guaranteed

Az. Gov. Brewer signed a bill targeting a school district's ethnic studies program, hours after a report by UN human rights experts condemned the measure. "Anything the UN objects to HAS to be right."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Buffett's Son

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "One maid and a twice weekly will do fine until you get into a bigger mansion."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Buffett's Son Again

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "Not everyone needs a Rolls Royce at first. Try a slightly used Jaguar."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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CamClegg anthem

Share my life, take me for what I am
'cause I've changed all my colours for you

written by Nae mair crap, 12 May 2010
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When in Rome...

Greece says Italy should assume its debt. Greek prime minister and president say, "Then, we can call it even, since Romans already appropriated our gods, architecture, art, and system of government."

written by The San Francisco Onion, 12 May 2010
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BP to Use Arizona to Sand Bag Coastline

CCN (Crazy Cal News - Houston - BP has announced plans to dig up all of Arizona to fill sand bags to safeguard U.S. Coast. "We're turning Teabaggers into sand baggers."

written by Cal Jennings, 12 May 2010
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Heather McCartney training for next Summer Olympics

Heather McCartney is training for the next Summer Olympics. She is training for the 3-legged race with female friend Tasha Lebwinsky,known in the porn trade as 'Legs Eleven'(though she only has two).

written by Lady Godiva, 12 May 2010
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Training In Yemen?

Yemen says it had no idea that a terrorist summit was going on there. "We thought we were outbid for that by Saudi Arabia!"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #38

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "They Came To Ragheads"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #37

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "They Do It With Mirrors Overhead"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #36

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Moving Finger (Or "The Proctologist Mystery)

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #35

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Miss Marple's Final Case Of Crabs"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #34

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Lord Edgeware's Size Surprise!!"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #33

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Listerine Mystery"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #32

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Pound Of Meth"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #31

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Hickoried, Dickeried To Death"

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Obama Urges Patience

Obama asks for patience in Afghanistan. "A socialist America wasn't built in a day."

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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Hog Whisperer

Professional Hog whisperer has pigs squealing and hogs snorting over human jokes.

written by Bureau, 12 May 2010
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