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BP-Caribbean Cruise Deal!

Royal Caribbean says it will help BP clean up oil slick if BP promises to clean up puke slick.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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New NFL Rule

One new NFL change in 2011 that might affect the Super Bowl winner is the gender test.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Guru goes five years without breathing.

Ghengis Raj Singh, 63 of Prajec Probli, Kerla, claims that his skin absorbs oxygen rather than breathing. Scientists are doubting the claim and note that Ghengis eats lots of oxygen rich food.

written by C. Cranium, 11 May 2010
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"The Little Engine ...Climbed Aboard Alice!"

Cable TV satellite has been interrupted by a faltering other other satellite may lead to adult entertainment showing up on regular cable. Sit up and see if you like. Occurs later in May.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Bad Idea In Italy?

Italy's first Divorce Fair ended in a free-for-all as husbands and wives screamed and shouted away. "I knew this was a bad idea", stated Policeman. "We attend the small affairs in only one house."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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"I tell You, I Get No Respect"

That golf ball Alan Shepherd hit on the moon many years ago has finally landed here on earth, apparently tearing a three-foot hole into the grave of Rodney Dangerfield.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Talk Talk catch a cold

Change name to Croak Croak!

written by Harold Q. Fuey, 11 May 2010
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Suspect Arrested

Police arrest survivalist who had 200 weapons, 20 envelopes of white powder, 100 pics of US Senators & 5,000 packets of ramen noodles socked away, on suspicion that he was about to do something bad.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Anna Janna's New Movie #3

Four-foot tall "Anna Janna" to star in new sexy comedy, "Randy Newman's Last Day On Earth"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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New Anna Janna Movie #2

Four-foot tall "Anna Janna" to star in new sexy comedy, "We're Not That Munchkin" (The Arkansas Story)

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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New Anna Janna Movie

Four-foot tall "Anna Janna" to star in new sexy comedy, "North Dallas Shorty".

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Obama Endorces Spending

President Barack Obama recommends that U.S. citizens do away with "Buy Nothing Day". Group says it will purchase a penny with a penny from fellow members.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Price Of Metals Up

Report: As the price of metal goes up, more plowshares are being melted down to swords.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Dollar Drops Again

For the first time, the US dollar falls below that of a plug nickel.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Mass. Hysteria?

Massachusetts passes first law that allows gay polygamy marriages.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Beer Conferences Getting Rowdy, Loud

Obama Beer Conferences getting out of hand say those living anywhere near the White House. "Let the secret service come get these cans out of my backyard", says one.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Comedy Dropped

C-SPAN says they will drop their comedy sit-com, "Senator Byrd" this fall.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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White House Taking Over Food Market

Michelle Obama: Stop marketing unhealthy foods to kids. Kids: We don't want this crap YOU brought us!"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #30

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Crooked Blouse"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #29

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Cocks"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #28

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Caribbean Cruise Misery"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update # 27

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Dingbat Among The Pigeons"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #26

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Mysterious Affair At Peniles"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Being a "NUTTER" is healthy, it reduces cholestorel levels!

Being a complete NUTTER is healthy and reduces cholestorel and the home of real NUTTERS, the Spoof, is proof because most Spoof writers are geriatric NUT-CASES especially the author of this crap!

written by Jaggedone, 11 May 2010
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SUBO is to give Turk Imans singing lessons!

The days of screeching, bellowing, out of tune Imans and Muezzins in Istanbul is over, Sue boyle is to give them singing lessons, if successful she's been given a "GIG" at Mekka, Burka included!

written by Jaggedone, 11 May 2010
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Christina Aguilera Fans The Lady Gaga Rumors

Christina Aguilera says that Lady Gaga should be up front and tell the world that she is really Lady Guyguy.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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The Original Name of The Barenaked Ladies Was...

The band The Barenaked Ladies stated that they were originally called The Birthday Suited Bitches, but decided to change to the less offensive sounding name The Barenaked Ladies.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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Will Demi Moore's "Boy Toy" Ashton Kutcher Ever Grow Up?

For the second year in a row, Brat Illustrated Magazine has named Demi Moore's "Boy Toy" as its "Brat of the Year."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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Alicia "New York" Keys and Her Nice Commission

After much speculation, New York native Alicia Keys has admitted that the New York Chamber of Commerce pays her $8 every time she mentions New York.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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The Truth About Adam Lambert's Crotch

Adam Lambert has confided that he is seeing a sex therapist because he said that thinking about Courtney Love has given him some erections.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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Local Boy's Balls Drop

Local boy Tommy Shitter took a tumble yesterday while tidying up the PE equipment in school, dropping all the footballs everywhere.

written by Jesus Budda, 11 May 2010
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Local Man Arrested for Shaking Dick in Public Place

Local man Barry Nubbins was arrested today by police after assaulting the legendary Dutch footballing coach Dick Advocaat in a public car park.

written by Jesus Budda, 11 May 2010
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Eyes are No Longer Windows to the Soul

Fashion trends have changed and they have been instead replaced by the ears.

Noddy's friend Big Ears is delighted with the move.


written by Jesus Budda, 11 May 2010
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Winking Contest Turns Messy

..after they handed the organising over to a dyslexic man.

written by Jesus Budda, 11 May 2010
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BBC's Nick Robinson In Pants Down Bishop Bashing Scandal

Says the political web was just so exciting and that he is so glad Cameron is on his way to Number 10 he just had to crack one off on St Stephen's Green

written by Earl Grey, 11 May 2010
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Need More Business Savvy

Joe the Plumber elected to GOP committee seat in Ohio, meets Crazy Joe the Furniture King elected from Jersey.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Joe The Plumber Is Back

Joe the Plumber elected to GOP committee seat in Ohio, will visit Watergate Hotel this summer for late-night meeting with friends.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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First Reindeer

Baby Blue becomes first reindeer born in England since Ice Age. "You've come a long way, baby!"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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The Real Reason That Kate Gosselin Got Kicked Off Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kate Gosselin has stated that the real reason that she got eliminated from Dancing With The Stars is because her dance partner Tony Dovolani was not very good.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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Pagan Police Holidays

Pagan police win the right to take time off for festivals Moonday, Teissday, Wodensday, Thorsday, Friggaday, Saturnday and Sunday.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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The Country Songstress Still Known as LeAnn Rimes

Country singer LeAnn Rimes says that thanks to her husband-stealing, home-wrecking ways she now has enough material for her next album.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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An Andy Dick By Any Other Name Is Still An Andy Dick

Andy Dick says that he is tired of all of the vulgar remarks and jokes about his name. He says that he will soon be changing it to Andy Pecker.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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Lou Dobbs? Who The Hell Was Lou Dobbs?

Lou Dobbs has said he plans on moving from the East Coast to Arizona. He says that he has missed stirring up the illegal immigration bullshit and wants to start acting like a total assh*le again.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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The Lonely, Lonely, Very Lonely Kanye West

Kanye West was spotted at a shopping mall in Atlanta asking some of the shoppers if any of them remembered who he was.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #25

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Naughty In The Library"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #24

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Mumbling On The Link"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #23

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "And Then There Were Buns"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #22

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Back Coffee"(The Excuse Me Murder)

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #21

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Auntie Em"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Falls Off Turnip Truck

Tesco under fire for selling asparagus from Peru... in town famous for producing the vegetable. "Honestly, we thought you were famous for turnips", says Spokesman.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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"The Swindler"

Smooth-talking lady financial adviser dubbed 'The Snake Charmer' jailed for swindling male pensioners of £1.6m.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Time For Justice

Teenage mother, 16, jailed for a year for keeping stash of guns and ammunition for gangster, who was given 30 days of public service.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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It's Sidney Or The Bush

Furious Clegg tells Cameron that it's time to make up your mind or get off the pot.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #20

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Hard On The Table"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #19

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Murder On The Blue Veined"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #18

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Mysterious Mr. Quin The Eskimo"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #17

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Murder At The Panda Express"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #16

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Big Twelve"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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We are addressing the Democratic Deficit

Cameroons whooping up Whitehall. Those damn Scots will pay for this outrage.

written by Nae mair crap, 11 May 2010
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Brings Boos From Crowd

Canadians beat Penguins, baby seals, force Game Seven!

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Opryland Stage Flooded

Grand Ole Opry stage was under 2 feet of water, six inches over Little Jimmy Dicken's head!

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Obama Never Heard Lena?

Obama mourns passing of singer-actress Lena Horne. "Lina..was a great..uh..on the horn. She'll Be Missed!!"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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3-D Centerfold #2

AP Exclusive: Playboy 'readers' get 3-D centerfold. Several injuries already reported as viewer's eyes gbug-out through special glasses.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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3-D Centerfold

AP Exclusive: Playboy 'readers' get 3-D centerfold, causing 3-D effect to reader's pants at Barnes& Noble Bookstores.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Cancer Cost Doubles

US cancer costs double in nearly 20 years. Experts blame what we eat, drink and breathe. "We need to cut down on these."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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SE Beaches Trying To Draw Crowds #6

Gulf hotels advertising new oily baths to "tune up the body as it rejuvenates your automobile."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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News Break

APNewsBreak: More kids' jewelry recalls in works as more lead-painted beads contain arsenic.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Oil Prices Fall

Oil prices falls below $76 as many out skimming off free oil, refining it at home.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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New Alcohol, Drug Policy

President Barack Obama announced a new approach to "confronting the challenge of drug use & its consequences," putting more resources into drug prevention & treatment. "Let the old drunks die happy."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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SE Oil Slick Beaches #5

SE beaches look to woo tourists in oil spill limbo. "Our Oily Bird Specials are at their lowest cost ever."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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SE Oil Slick Beaches #4

SE beaches look to woo tourists in oil spill limbo. "Ever see tee-shirt oil slick fights?"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Oli Slick SE Beaches Trying To Draw Crowds #3

SE beaches look to woo tourists in oil spill limbo. "We've hired models to walk up & down beaches."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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SE Oil Slick Beaches #2

SE beaches look to woo tourists in oil spill limbo. "With every room you get a free keg."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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SE Beaches Expecting Oily Slick

SE beaches look to woo tourists in oil spill limbo. "We're dressing all female staff in thongs."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Philly Blocks Still A Mess

Philly blocks still not recovered from '85 bombing, as FEMA assures citizens that they are on their way.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Slow But We're Geting There!

Philly blocks still not recovered from '85 bombing. That's 1885!

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Bufftett's Son #6

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "If you have the wealth of daddy, you don't have to check the price tags."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Smokey One Of The First

NYC's Apollo Theater unveils its new Boogie of Fame.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Lions, Cubs & Bears, Oh My!

Many sports fans aren't showing up this year at the parks. Cities blame bad economy, $200 tickets, $20 Cokes.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Tigers Honor Late Announcer

Tigers pay tribute to late announcer Ernie Harwell. Promise to win a world series to be named later..much later.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Stocks Down

World stocks down as EU deal euphoria, Greek bean salad, fizzles out.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Meetings Begin With A Song

Senate hearings prompting spill blame game. Two from GOP and Dems try to lighten up meeting with their version of "Down By The Oiled Slick Stream" but it doesn't help.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Senate Hearing Tuning Up

Senate hearings prompting spill blame game as practiced cries of "Bush Administration" and "You Lie!" overheard as they entered.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Pope Reviews Sex Scandals

Pope sees sex scandal as greatest treat to church. I'm sorry, that should have been "threat".

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Poor Things

Pope sees sex scandal as greatest threat to church priests.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #15

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "The Murder Of Dan Ackroyd"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #14

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "At Byrl Tramps No-Tell Motel"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #13

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Appointment With Beth"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Agatha Christie Update #12

Experts now claim that mystery writer, Dame Agatha Christie did not write "Murder Is Queasy"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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President Dancing Around Issues?

Axelrod: Obama is open to reviewing Macarena issue. I'm sorry, that should be "Miranda"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Blame Game Begins

The blame game is in full throttle as Congress begins hearings on the massive oil spill threatening sensitive marshes and marine life along the Gulf Coast. Come into room pointing fingers.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Obama: Too Much Into Technology

President Obama texted today that the country was to into new communication gadgets.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Increase In Number Of Poor, Pollution

UN fears 'irreversible' damage to natural environment as more and more having to turn to eating beans and cabbage.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Disability Claims Jump 200%

Spike in disability claims clogs overloaded system. "I think half the country has broken it's wishbone", states official.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Buffett's Son #5

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "John boats are fine for lowly people. Try to work your way up to a yacht and before you know it, a cruise ship."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Buffett Son #4

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "Not all of us can sock away savings & gold. Try starting with aluminum cans."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Buffett's Son #3

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "You cannot get a job and expect to be the boss..well, most can't."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Flight Disruption

SEND FOR PADDY ASH DOWN!

written by Hootsman, 11 May 2010
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Buffett's Son #2

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "Everyone cannot afford to begin their marriages with a mansion, just a few of us."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Rainbow Alliance

Dorothy says no. Tin man's heart isn't in it. The Lion is afraid. The Straw Man thinks it's a no-brainer.

written by Hootsman, 11 May 2010
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Buffett's Son

Warren Buffett's son preaches values as wealth. "Don't give them everything they want, right Daddy Poo?"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2010
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Gordon Brown resigns in "sordid" attempt to piss off Telegraph.

The Telegraph newspaper has voiced its outrage as yet again its attempts to enforce a political agenda have been derailed by someone else's.

written by Ron Smith, 11 May 2010
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Clssfd - kybrd

Fr sl, 1 cmptr kybrd. Mssng nly 5 kys. Nfrtntly t's th vwls. Cms cmplt wth cbls. £1, byr cllcts. Wld st smn wth n vwls n thr nm.

written by IainB, 11 May 2010
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Classifieds - 5 keyboard keys

For sale: five computer keyboard keys - AEIOU, would suit a keyboard lacking in these letters. £30.

written by IainB, 11 May 2010
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Imelda Marcos

Imelda Marcos wins seat in the congress. Her supporters say it was a shoe-in.

written by Hootsman, 11 May 2010
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Classifieds - Lawnmower

For sale, one Flymo 250 lawnmower unused still in box. Unwanted birthday present from my wife. Collect only: Flat 12b, 4th floor, Nelson Towers, Peckham. The cow is getting an iron for her birthday.

written by IainB, 11 May 2010
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