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Palin Changes Chant from "Drill, Baby, Drill"

to "Drill, Maybe, Drill"

written by Charpa93, 01 May 2010
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Flying Higher & Higher

That recent 70-year-old antidepressant ban lifting for pilots have passengers complaining about pilot announcements of "we'll be landing within the next 5 minutes" after they have already landed.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Commode Sitter Back At It!

The 36-year-old Kansas woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet
for two years has been back on it again for three months. She has fallen in love with the new hard spraying bidet.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Commode Sitter Back On The Job

The 36-year-old Kansas woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet
for two years has been back on it again for three months. Apparently, she's defending the neighborhood from escaping alligators!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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100% Of Electorate To Vote Conservative - Daily Telegraph

An independent unbiased opinion poll conducted by the Barclay brothers - owners of The Telegraph, has the entire country voting Tory on May 6th. "That's what we're printing on May 7th", they said.

written by Ron Smith, 01 May 2010
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Finished Second Twenty Times

"Loves To Smell Horse's Ass" pulled from the Kentucky Derby at the last moment.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Chinese Drywall Dangerous

Authorities say that all Chinese drywall needs to be torn down! Then whisper, 'or insured & burned to the ground but you didn't hear that from us.'

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Granny Pregnant

British grandmother says she is having a baby by her grandson. Plans to name it, "Arkansas".

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Office Work No Joke!

Office survival guide sees humor in job misery, but not in ten Barnes & Noble stores being burned to the ground over carrying it.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Power Play Wins It!

Penis size 10-0 lead behind perfect power play! I'm sorry, that should have been: Pens seize 1-0 lead behind perfect power play!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Jazz Beat Nuggets!

Jazz beat Nuggets 112-104 to clinch series. Go blind!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Caribbean Airlines Extend Purchases

Caribbean Airlines to buy Air Jamaica, Air Haiti Air Dominican Republic & Air Jordan, keep routes.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Joan Baez Back On Tour

Joan Baez to play Grasshopper's Ridge's Artown festival in July. Everyone is invited. Overcome all you like!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Bunch Of Show-Off!

Iraq slams Afghanistan for interfering with its disaster!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Look For A Long Run

Drama Critics name 'Woman In Chair With Dog Humping Leg' best play of 2010.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yeah, I Remember Those Days!

Of all the world's events of history, poll shows that average US student remembers "The Swine Flu" the most.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Loved Them All

New Bureau article in this morning's edition of TheSpoof says that of all her husband and lovers, Elizabeth Taylor loves her Dick the most.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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We're Ready For November

New US Harris Poll shows the newly formed "Whatever" Party ahead in all 50 states.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Also NRA Approved

FDA approves breakthrough therapy, ending the suffering for all major diseases: The Shotgun!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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"This Is Your Romance Gene"

Doctors use gene sequence to predict health risks. Watch for their tents at this summer's county fairs.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Hillary A Goddess Here!

Adult death rates lowest in Iceland as rigor mortis hard to tell.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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That's What It Says

Steve Jobs attacks Adobe Flash as unfit for iPhone, tater tots, rubber biscuits, I don't know.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Cell Phones Up

Cell phone sales up 22 pct as economy recovers. Mostly, college kids calling home for more money.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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3D Mars Rover!

Camera helping build 3-D Cameron for Mars rover. That should be...well, you know.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Asks Greenpeace To Clean Him Up

"This oil spill 'the bad one' -is a recipe for disaster", BP spokesman tells Gulf residents, just before he's tarred and feathered.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Somebody Kill Me!

Many endangered turtles dying on Texas Gulf Coast say they want the oil spill to "finish them off".

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Ky. Derby Changes

With all the recent cut-backs, today's Kentucky Derby will be officially called, "The Run For The Carnations".

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Nuclear Treaty Meeting

US: Consensus unlikely at nuclear treaty meeting. "Just as long as it doesn't become an explosive issue", say experts.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Liberals VS Dems?

Liberals struggle to challenge Dems on health care. I'm sorry, that should be...NO, it actually states Liberals!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Health, Financial Reform Yada Yada

Lessons from health bill apply to financial reform. Most are sick to death of hearing about either.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Census Workers Ready

Census workers get ready for door-to-door count. After door count, they will begin on number of people in household.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Greeks Protesting Also

Greek unions protest expected austerity measures as several leaders will have to share the same boy.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Thai Protesters May Get Help Soon

Thai protesters call for reinforcements in capital. Several confused US illegal immigrants wind up on ship headed that way!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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UK's Chaotic Election

Wild scenarios emerge in UK's chaotic election as it's mathematically possible that Elton John may be elected new PM.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Food Prices To Go Up

New food standards take effect. All "fast food" burgers must now contain at least 25% meat.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Famous Names In The News

Former presidential candidate, Ross Perot, sentence to life in prison without Perot.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Derby Princess Selected

Bowling Green, Kentucky woman named Derby Princess as her head longer than that of John Kerry.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Can't Take Chances

Children's liquid cold, allergy medicine recalled after rumor mill whispers that some kid was "sneezing his head off!"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Tournament Minus Woods

Tournament goes on minus Woods as famous golfer disappears after female streaker runs past the 10th fairway.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Lawyer Challenged By Kennedy Cousin

Kennedy cousin Skakel's appeal to challenge lawyer. "Twenty paces, Monday morning at 7 AM, bring your 'second'"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Not Fit For Parole

DA says Manson follower Davis not fit for parole. "Asking too many questions about where today's actors, actresses live".

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Over-Regulations?

WASHINGTON - Regulators on Friday shut down three banks in Puerto Rico, two in Missouri, and one each in Michigan and Washington as one officer gets a wild hair up his ass.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Ariz. Deputy Shot

Arizona deputy shot; illegal immigrants suspected. Eric Clapton claims that it wasn't him.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Deputy Shot

Arizona deputy shot; illegal immigrants suspected. President condemns action, saying deputy shouldn't have got in the illegal immigrant's way.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Iceland Tops The Chart

Iceland has longest-lived men! Some live to be six-feet, eleven inches long.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Office Chair Menace

Your Office Chair Is Killing You? Experts recommend that you not leave things like nail files, letter openers and scissors within it's reach.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Children's Product Recalled

Children's liquid cold, allergy medicine recalled. One Old Timer recollects mother rubbing bacon grease and menthol on his chest.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Obama Still Bitter With Clintons

Obama to grads: Seek challenges, not party fights, eating like pigs, having sex in the oval office of the White House.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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That's A Relief

BP plan deemed major spill from Gulf well unlikely. Reassure everyone that a second well leak, "extremely unlikely"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Woods Drops Out

In worse performance in years, Tiger Woods misses the cut, heads for comfort.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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What Gordon Brown thought Gillian Duffy was trying to say no.27

I thought she asked me to solve the anagram "ogtib" and it took me several minutes. Eventually I realised it was "BIGOT", by which time I was back in the car.

written by bubblyian, 01 May 2010
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Lady Gaga Protests Apple's Closing of Lala.com Music Service at the End of May

"It's a slap in the face of things and people with names that have repetitive syllables," she complains.

written by Gail Farrelly, 01 May 2010
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In Belgium People Can No Longer Wear Burqas in Public

And Belgian chocolates can no longer wrap themselves in foil.

written by Gail Farrelly, 01 May 2010
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Hawking Punks Reporters

Stephen Hawking now says that aliens are already among us and have already taken over many 'key' positions such as NYC taxi drivers. "B.e. s.u.r.e t.o. w.e.a.r y.o.u.r. a.l.u.m.i.n.u.m. h.a.t.s."

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Letting It Pass

Experts say that we are falling behind in building wind energy. "If we don't begin building windmills soon, people will be begging you to fart their way within twenty years from now!"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Now What?

City reforms could send Britain into double-dip recession, warns secret report, so secret that no one has seen it since losing last conspiracy expert in banking field died before he could pass it on.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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NYC Cop Down!

Police 'victim chalk outline artist' in NYC hit by taxi cab, goes to meet his Marker!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Blame GPS Sold To Them By Nigerian

Astonished police in Hungary stop group of Afghan refugees who claim they have spent three years WALKING to Britain. "You mean THIS is not Britain?", asks leader. "Everybody, I have sad news."

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Like Two Dotted Orbs

Titty-Shaped UFO beams up 75% of the earth's male population overnight, most volunteers.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Meanwhile "The Thing That Ate The Gulf "Creeps Closer!

U.S. Congress adjourns after Dems call GOP "Ninnies" and GOP calls Dems "Nannies" for eight straight hours. See the replay on cable TV tonight.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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"Generation Idiot" Is Here

Muslim daubs war memorial with 'Islam will dominate the world' - but walks free after CPS says he was NOT racially motivated. Possibly religiously motivated but that's yet to be proved.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Maybe Even Below US Congress Numbers!

Labour on course for worst poll result in 92 years as support drops lower than a snake's belly in the rainy season.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Maybe They Meant Pacman?

Has Paxman got the truth from Brown? Brown explains 'bigot' drama to BBC attack dog and runs to party HQ. Does anybody understand any of this shit?

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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The Moon's in the 7th House, and Jupiter is Aligned with Mars

So what the hell is holding up that Peace train?

written by Charpa93, 01 May 2010
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BP Makes Sacrifice

10,000 new jobs available cleaning up oil slick as it comes ashore. "Will help stimulate the economy", says CEO of BP.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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American Cuts Costs

American Airlines to cut costs by piloting planes from the ground.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Panic Hits Metal Market

Large Hadron Collider now spinning out gold from lead like crazy. Now worth a dollar, two ninety-eight an ounce.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #35

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "I Am The WalMart!"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #34

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Hey Dude, Yoko Is Nude"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #33

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "I'm In Love With Her Whip & I Heal Fine"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #32

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Hair's Here, There & Everywhere".

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #31

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Helter, Felter!"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #30

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Baby You Can Dive My Cigar"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #29

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Here Comes The Pun!"

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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Yankovic #28

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Don't Let Me Down (Blow Me Back Up)".

written by Bureau, 01 May 2010
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