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Sheep

Mary had a little Lamb ! ...and the Doctor Fainted.

written by dickie, 08 March 2010
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Bad Economic Times

Some US families are having to cut back to having only two kids due to the present economic slump. "It's hard to pick which one has to be left behind, but the sisters were patting him on the head."

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Deja Vue?

Former Vice President says that if the United states wanted to stop Iran from building nuclear weapons he saw it as a cake walk.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Obama To Israel

President Obama says that when he goes to Israel later this year he will take only a few chosen people with him.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Hillary Back From China

Secretary of state Clinton who finished her visit to China said she was amazed that that President Hu had a great Uncle who played first for the Red Sox in the 1930's. "I don't know was on third."

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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SuBo Sings, Prince Denies

Susan Boyle sang "Someday My Prince Will Come" at the Royal Albert Hall. Her prince sang, "Not Bloody Likely" in response.

written by Daniel Bristol, 08 March 2010
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Don't you sometimes think...

Shit everyone in this world. I only care about myself.

written by The Bun, 08 March 2010
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The Internet is a fundamental human right except for THE SPOOF!

Everybody should have access to the internet except those slanderous, cynical, lovely bunch of geniuses at the SPOOF, they're a danger to mankind and sometimes even tell the TRUTH, shocking!

written by Jaggedone, 08 March 2010
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Came Out Of Nowhere

Last night's surprise winner of "Short Subjects" was Jon Gosselin!

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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"Transparent my arse!"

Placard carried aloft at demo (In re Cardiff City FC), but could apply to President Obama's behind closed door meetings with lobbyists.

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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French Man Becomes Oil Magnate Overnight

Esat Altindagoglu has struck oil in his Parisian home - an icon of the Virgin Mary has been crying tears of oil. He has collected several hundred gallons of the stuff in just two months!

written by IN SEINE, 08 March 2010
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Economic "Ozone Hole" opens over Washington

Dollars quickly escaping into space.

written by Wumf, 08 March 2010
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Did you spend four hours watching the Academy Awards last night?

Get a life.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 08 March 2010
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Notes From The Academy Awards

Star Trek wins make-up award. Do you mean Spock's ears aren't real?

written by Jalapenoman, 08 March 2010
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The Oscars: Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin devasted after failing yet again to pick up an award from the Academy

The Naked Jungle naturist game show presenter is still reeling after being overlooked for his role as Egghead Wentworth in the 1967 CFF film - The Troublesome Double.

written by Ron Smith, 08 March 2010
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Notes From The Academy Awards

At only 5 foot tall, Ben Stiller looked less like an Avatar native than a Smurf on drugs.

written by Jalapenoman, 08 March 2010
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Notes From The Academy Awards

The Hurt Locker wins for Best Original Screenplay. I guess the current plagairism suit against the movie doesn't count?

written by Jalapenoman, 08 March 2010
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Notes From The Academy Awards

Gabourney Sidibe wears giant purple dress; was she auditioning to be the grape in the Fruit of the Loom commercials?

written by Jalapenoman, 08 March 2010
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Notes from The Academy Awards

Gabourney Sidibe, 450 pound actress from Precious, breaks the weight record to become "The Biggest Loser."

written by Jalapenoman, 08 March 2010
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The Dude Wins Oscar

Jeff Bridges, forever the Dude, actually likes the Eagles, doesn't bowl, sing, or play the guitar.

written by C. Cranium, 08 March 2010
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Just A Reminder

Chile earthquake may have shortened day by 1.26 milliseconds. Be sure to include that factor when moving clock forward an hour for Daylight Saving Time later this month.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Tunick Nude Shoot Mishap

Thousands of nudes show up at the wrong places for latest photographer Spencer Tunick shoot. Get photographed anyway.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Bunning Blocks #4

Senator Jim Bunning from Kentucky blocks Marine returning home from Iraq from kissing wife and family!

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number five: Drugs Scandal

Multi Billion Dollar/Pound Drug companies are trying to get the entire population of the world dependant on drugs,
The human immune system destroyed Billions of profit for them and a dumb population.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Bunning Blocks #3

Senator Jim Bunning from Kentucky blocks Governor from making last-minute call to save prisoner from execution!

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Bunning Blocks #2

Senator Jim Bunning From Kentucky blocks kids in the street from getting to ice cream vendor.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Bunning Blocks

Senator Jim Bunning from Kentucky blocks road in front of hospital emergency room.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number four: The microchip agenda

The Illuminati control the world by using the media to control
a majority of people at present. In future it is planned to have a 100% control of people by Micro Chipping the entire population.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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On Life Support

Overnight the President's health care bill has taken a turn for the worse. Family Plan called in.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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At Last We Know

Revealed: Why so many Scots have ginger hair. "Because the sun never shines under kilts."

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number three: Alien Technology

Technology recovered from the Roswell flying saucer crash has been reverse engineered. That's why technology has advanced as much in a short period of time.
Mobile Phones,Laptops,Nano Technology etc.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Named & Shamed

Firms that snub the babes and broads will be named and shamed, PM says.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Saw It In The Paper

Headlines: The squirrels who love to get stuck into coconuts! Either this is a real article about the park or the sequel to "Men Who Stare At Goats".


written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Wine Helps You Lose Weight

Cheers! A glass of wine a day can help you stay slim, especially if it gives you the runs.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number two: 911 the passport

How could a passport belonging to the alleged terrorist pilot,
survive all the way to ground Zero when everything else was turned to dust.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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You Have Five Supermarkets

50% of towns have five supermarkets on their doorsteps, say study group that apparently have plenty of time on their hands.


written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number one: 911 the two towers

How did the two towers in the World trade centre get turned to dust.It is certain an aluminium plane could not destroy solid steel.Even atomic bombs don't destroy steel only a laser beam could.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Ahmadinejad Discovers Horse's Head

Chilcot inquiry: Middle East has more respect for Britain because of Iraq war, says Godfather, David Miliband.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Big Chill Could Hit Any Time

Enjoying the sun? Beware - the big chill isn't over yet. Brits warned to keep snow shovel handy while sun bathing.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Busch Wins Again

Kurt Busch wins again at Atlanta after 2 crashes. Finishes with car hood missing, three blown-out tires from wrecks.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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The Ass Looks Big Diet

Jeans test claims to show what diet works best, especially those new hip-huggers from Levi.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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We All Must Help

Methane seen as growing climate risk as parents may have to keep their 'Little Farts' in the house more.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Iraq Elections Good For Obama

Analysis: For Obama, Iraq elections are good news. May run for president there in 2012.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Chinese Hackers

Chinese accused of hacking into President's teleprompter with special at Wang Su's this week which Obama passes on during mid-speech.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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"First, Everybody Grab A Cold One!"

Obama to appeal for public support on health care. Hopes to have live two-hour beer conference on TV.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Gates Busy These Days

Gates meeting with military, political leaders, his old Rock Band..sings "Baby, I'm A Want You".

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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"Has To Be Stevens!"

Pakistan seeks identity of American suspect who calls himself, Abdul Bob Katz!

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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"That's Cat Stevens!"

Pakistan seeks identity of American suspect who calls himself, Abdul Dairy Dinner.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Al-Qaida Showing Stress Of Attacks

Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack America, Canada and Klingon planet!

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Really Up-To-Date Textbooks

Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolution, that "Hurt Locker" was the top movie this year.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Obama Stuck In Neutral

Obama to appeal for public support on health care #153! Look for his recorded message in the mail.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Pakistan Appeals For Help

Pakistan seeks identity of American suspect who calls himself, Ali Andkate!

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Pakistan Needs Identity

Pakistan seeks identity of American suspect who calls himself, Ali Ali Oxen Free.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Pakistan Needs Help

Pakistan seeks identity of American suspect who calls himself, Ali Dente.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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First In New Category

Oscar Winner for Best Imitation of Acting by a Bad Martial Artist Film, Woody Allen for "Bad Times & Bad Asses Of Manhattan."

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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New Oscar Winner

The Oscar Winner for Best Grip went to Shelia McCoy, after being dominated by Monica Lewinsky for ten years.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Colder This Year

Competitors begin Iditarod race to Nome. Hope to avoid dog teams stuck on ice floes & rescued last year.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Conservatives Debate Divorce

Okla. conservatives debate divorce legislation. "The Sooners, the better", say legislatures.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Don't Mess With Texas

Suspected gunman killed outside Walmart in Texas, by Wally World Earp & his brothers.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Al-Qaida: Attack In The Name Of Peace

Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack America. "So we can all have peace, especially after we attack Europe also."

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Home School Different

Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolution, Al Gore.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Iran Leader Apparently Blind

Iran's Ahmadinejad: Sept. 11 attacks a 'big lie'. "Those buildings are still there!"

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Hurt Locker Wins

"Hurt Locker" was the big hit last night and has everyone asking each other, "when was it on?"

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Rabbits Appalled by Popularity of the "Alice in Wonderland" Movie

One rabbit complains, "People looking for a better life are jumping into rabbit holes and invading our turf."

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 March 2010
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Obama Travels in Order to Push His Health Care Plan

Cigarettes, burgers, and pie are packed in his suitcase.

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 March 2010
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Crop Circles

Iranian invention

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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Iran claims element 200 (atomic number 200)

Even Russia and China surprised by Iran's latest claim. Iran names element: DTIAA (Death to Israel and America).

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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Keira Knightley - denies rumour she wears a transparent fat suit

"Not knightley", said her agent.

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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Spoofer receives subtle threats from Obama's camp

Said spoofer promises to cut back on spoofs that show-up Obama for what he is: a poor bowling partner.

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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Keira Knightley - creature of the night

"Goes out mostly at Night", said her agent - and on her night trips she "wears a transparent fat suit". Reasons for wearing a transparent fat suit at night are not clear.

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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SAIC demands "first dibs"

Bidding war for Cheryl Cole's story eclipsed by super-bidding war for Victoria Beckham's bunion - turns out it is made up of "Super Trooper" ABBA type above-top-secret nanobots.

written by Tcoah, 08 March 2010
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Brain Biggest Organ?

Report: At least half of all Viagra bought on the internet is fake...but, somehow, still works.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Sarah Palin Show #2

Sarah Palin, VP candidate for John McCain in 2008 Presidential election has agreed to do a show on Fox this fall entitled: Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Sarah Palin (As she walks into her shapely shadow)

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Sarah Palin Show?

Sarah Palin, VP candidate for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential election has agreed to do a show on Fox this fall entitled: "Southern Exposure"

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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New Positions To Be Filled

Sesame Street, the US Congress and Senate to add more than 50 new puppets by the end of the year.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Nero Misinformation

Discovered document says that Nero was not fiddling but holding a beer conference while Rome burned.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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24th Straight Week

Number song in Afghanistan is "Joining That Little Band Of Taliban In The Sky".

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Something Funny Here

Taliban offering jobs to 10,000 Americans to learn to speak English. Ask that they apply only 200 at a time.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Obama Speeches

President Obama to speak one more time to Republicans on health care plan. But first, will hand out rose-colored glasses.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Factory Output Up!

Economy surges in February with the huge increase in the manufacturing of military drones.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Foxy Lady

Many Britons banned from fox hunting now hunting foxes at the local pubs.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Sarah's 7% Solution

Sarah Palin says she would agree to back any bill to outsource illegal immigrants if she were president.

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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Chinese Hackers

Chinese say they are not hacking US CIA computers. "US has chip on its shoulder."

written by Bureau, 08 March 2010
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