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Your New Chinese Neighbors

With the plunging of real estate prices plunging, China purchasing more property in the US. The Plan: If they purchase enough property they will never bomb it.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#7 Getting my Nit Picked?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#8 Getting up on the right side of the bed?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Some Progress in Iraq

Although there haven't been nearly as many suicide bombers over the past six months, Iraqi leaders still say that things there are a little "dicey".

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Named Them Beep, Beep Beep & Beep, Beep ,beep!

World's Oldest Woman becomes the world's oldest woman to give birth to triplets.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Fill A Buster Time

Republicans in Massachusetts cannot stop same sex marriages, now stall bill on same-sex bridal showers, honeymoons.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lohan Dating Anything In Pants

SpongeBob Squarepants himself spotted with Lindsay Lohan at Big & Square Store. "Ohhh, does he give baths", sighs Lohan to reporters.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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New Sing Sing Museum

New Museum proposed at Sing Sing Prison will feature children's swings on rebuilt scaffolding.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #10

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "The Emperor's Ho's"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #9

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "The Elvis & The Shoemaker"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #8

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "The Holdin' Ass"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #7

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "Cindyfellow"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #6

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "A Christmas Barrel"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #5

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "The Enchanted Tubesteak"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #4

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "Beatty & The Cajun Beasts"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales #3

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "The Bareskin"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "Goldilocks & The Three Beers"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Bigamy

What is the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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Lesser Known Fairy Tales

Vault in Europe reveals several very old books including some lesser known fairy tales such as "OJ & The Forty Thieves"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Battle

Teacher: "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

Pupil: "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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Makes Sense

Shortly after Thanksgiving someone asked littly Johnny to define the word appetite. He replied,
"When you're eating you're 'appy; and when you get through you're tight-that's appetite!"

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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Man sentenced to nine months for having 2 wives

A Welshman was sentenced to nine months in prison for having 2 wives. He believes that the sentence is 'excessively harsh' because he now has to put up with 2 mother-in-laws.

written by IN SEINE, 30 March 2010
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Cracks appear in Google China

Internet search engine giant, Google are considering replacing their china with Tupperware after cracks appeared in it today.

written by IN SEINE, 30 March 2010
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Let My Pupils Go

Biggel & Tinker's Circus are making Pyjamas, the "Clothes-Horse", who has entertained children for half a century, redundant. Pyjamasis no longer relevant, said circus owner Billy Biggel. "Nobody knows what a clothes-horse is any more."

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Time is an Antelope

For Aries, an episode of yearning, possibly involving pumpkins, is indicated. Sagittarians are advised to buy cod rather than sell it. If you are a Libran who owns a posset-pot, don't let a Singalese Chef breathe on it.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Toyota Excuses!

Police across the country are reporting that Toyota drivers now think they have a free pass to drive really fast. "It ron away wiff me, Occifer. Got mi drunked moved sho fast."

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Fashion Tips

Don't forget to remember that you should forget about not having to recall last night's insults. This is not the time to put away misgivings and regrets: they still have their uses.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Teacher Drunk

Report from a teacher in southern California said that she was so drunk, she forgot which student she was dating.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Is Rush Back on the Pills?

During one of his rants on the radio last week, Rush Limbaugh cried out "Lederhosen," then fell into a heap on the floor.

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#6 About re-upping my lease on life?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#5 That hopey/changey thing?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Chimneys Back in Fashion

In the Memorial Collection of Herge Dumpfelmaus, the late avant-garde craft manual author, are: The Waterproofing of Sheep, Eel Training for Beginners and Look at Them Go: A Love Affair with Granite Erratics.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Sheep Trade Slow

Let us not forget the late lamented Percy Flage, inventor of the disposable kettle, transparent paint for glass, the direction indicator light for Bishops, miniature walls for dwarfs, and concentrated mineral water.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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WI News

Canterford with Lully welcomed Mayor of Canterford Abelard Siskin, who gave a talk on the new Erskine Memorial Gardens and explained that nobody has yet found out who Erskine was. Mrs Bungo's rhubarb and nitrogen cordial woke everyone up.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Ponder Awhile

with Mandrake Lampeter Lampeter

Easter - Last year I spent 5 hours in a shop failing to choose a new armchair. It was a real Easter Seater Teaser. Anagrams can be so instructive. They image reality's reflexiveness.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Obscurantism Rife in Norway

The audience at Silent Bugler Adelbert Greubelberger's Oslo performance of Bach Preludes were generally baffled. When Greubelberger stormed off, some continued to listen hard, thinking it was part of the performance.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Need To See A Surgeon!

Chaz Bono is asking a judge to formally change his name and gender. Judge grants name change but says changing his sex is out of his line of work.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Gore In NYC

Al Gore on visit to New York City to address the UN on global warming, water-ballooned! Now claims the sky is falling.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Something To Call Home About

Hillbillies from Louisiana catch little green men out from saucer, nearly probe them to death.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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US Population Growth

Early census reports that the United states has grown 15% since 2000 census. Same number of people, but they are 15% bigger.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Adopted Highway Too Much For Couple

Arkansas couple who had adopted state highway section say they are giving it up. "We told it last night to go it's own way."

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Back To Normal

Palestinians and Israelis back on familiar war footing. "The kids get really bored throwing rocks at cats all day."

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #39

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Bedknobs, Broomsticks & Bananas"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #38

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Shaft"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #37

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Invasion Of The Booty Snatchers"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #36

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Blondhi"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #35

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Naked Buns"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #34

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Feel Dill!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #33

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Big!.....Bigger Still!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #32

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Fanny Pawed"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #31

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Face Balls"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #30

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Lord Of The Dings!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #29

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Blazing Paddles"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #28

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Rear Hunter".

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#4 Complaints about the liver-only option for lunch on Tuesdays?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Who is GAY, Latin crap pop singer, "SO WHAT" say's Boy George !

A Latino heart-throb has come out and Boy George knew all the time, in fact George admitted, "he's got great buttocks and I should know, Ducky?!

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#3 Getting a Bikini Wax?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#2 Getting my panties OUT of a bunch?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#1 - Whistling a Happy Tune?

written by Charpa93, 30 March 2010
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Sir Alex promise to pull the Bayern players"Lederhosens" down and smack their bums!

So convinced of a result against Bayern, Sir Alex has decided to annoy them even more by promising to pull down the LEDERHOSENS of their players and smack their bums, an ancient Bavarian tradition

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2010
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Cops Let Suspect Stew

Local police have allowed suspected shoplifter Norbert Hollingsworth enter a cooking competition.

written by Jesus Budda, 30 March 2010
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Local Man Cracks His Nuts

Local man Billy Turnip fell off a ladder onto his prize-winning collection of walnuts.
He also dislocated his testicles.

written by Jesus Budda, 30 March 2010
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Local Police Chief Gets Hard On Crime

Commissioner Gordon has admitted that he has an erection every time he reads about petty thefts and burglaries.
"Its true. I'm a very naughty boy!", he said.

written by Jesus Budda, 30 March 2010
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Local Man Cheats Death

Local man Tom Brumbles has been accused of conning the Grim Reaper out of his pocket money.
"He told me my fly was open and when I looked down he made off with the money I intended to buy sweets with", sobbed Mr. Death.

written by Jesus Budda, 30 March 2010
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Page 4,880

New health care program apparently includes the right to call President Obama an *********!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Whoops

"I wonder if that fat old girl is really trying to flirt with me?"

Companion, "I can easily find out by asking her, she's my wife."

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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Vermont

The people live long lives in Vermont.

There are two men there so old that they have forgotten who they are, and there is nobody alive who can remember it for them.

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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An Opinion

A tipsy Irishman, leaning against a lamp post as a funeral was passing by, was asked by a passerby, "who was dead."

"I can't exactly say, sir," came the reply, "but I presume it's the gentleman in the coffin."

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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Impudence

Taking shelter from a shower in an umbrella shop.

written by Spicewood, 30 March 2010
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Racing News

The only pet-like objet kept by Peter Cushing, the late actor, was what he called " my imagined mulatto". He never told anyone where he kept it and it was never discovered after he died. The search goes on.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Craze Sweeps Celebrity-Land

...and David Dickinson has an imaginary flock of Jacob's Sheep in his medicine cabinet. Former child soprano Aled Jones keeps a phantom sloth lemur in his escritoire.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Tulips From Amsterdam

Dr Frankenstein smiled as he witnessed the wedding of his monster and bride of Frankenstein. "They were made for each other", he sighed.

written by Erskin Quint, 30 March 2010
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Bidder Had The Munchies

Grilled cheese sandwich with the image of former president, George Bush, sells on eBay for $4.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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US, NATO, Russia Aim 2,000 Nuclear Warheads

NASA informs Pentagon to go to red alert as asteroid seen hiding behind the moon. Experts believe that pissed off Pluto helped hide it earlier.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Amazing Facts!

A new $500,000 study says that there are more people using the internet than at any time in recorded history.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Nigerian Charities Up

Record donations have been reported by Nigerian charities, especially, "Help The Nigerian Make A Million".

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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It's All In The Game

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke stated this morning that he's seeing an upswing in the economy. However, he also stated that he had forgotten to keep his head down and sliced to the right.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #27

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Manchurian Bedmate"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #26

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Sixth Gent!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #25

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "There Will Be Mud!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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US President Orders NASA to improve Japanese products

Said Obama aide: "We want everyone to drive reliable hybrid cars". No mention of American hybrid cars.

written by Tcoah, 30 March 2010
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Scientists discover that elephants use all four of their legs

"Just like a human but with four legs." Cost of this research 'finding'? "An arm and a leg".

written by Tcoah, 30 March 2010
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Gay boys spashabout

April Fools Day = Fairy Lads' Pool

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Cutting remark

April Fools Day = Lop Daisy Flora

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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The entries are a parody!

April Fools Day = All Spoof Diary

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Farewell to the Arctic bluebottle

April Fools Day = Adios Polar Fly

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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French Style?

Obama to woo Sarkozy with 'intimate' dinner, 21 female aids to serve, as pair prepare for showdown over Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Pupils Get Home Laptops

School becomes first to hand every single pupil a laptop to use in lessons and at home to download porn.


written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Princes all HIV?

April Fools Day = Royal Aids Flop

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Unfair Laws!

Christian nurse 'ordered to remove crucifix... at hospital where Muslims were allowed to wear headscarves', Trekkies wear false Vulcan ears!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Can't Afford To Die?

Parties clash over Labour's 'train crash' reforms to social care as health secretary kills off death tax. "Those who couldn't afford to die would fill up the hospitals", says secretary.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Couldn't be truer!

April Fools Day = Loopy Liars Fad

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Pedaling Posties To End

The end of the pedaling postie: Health and safety fears lead to phasing out of bikes as 50% now only have one ball.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Betting on American Idol accumulator

April Fools Day = Parlays of Idol

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Everybody's Losing It

A pet shop owner has been ordered to wear an electronic tag for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy. Police now looking into 'sea monkeys' case.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Just what the Spoof doctor ordered...

April Fools Day = Salad If Poorly

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Police Tickled Pink!

'Super-Taser' shotgun bullet that can knock down criminals from 100ft causing them to soil themselves, assessed by Home Office.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Don't fall for this one!

April Fools Day = Old Safari Ploy

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Lindsay Lohan and her puffing shoes

'White Puffs of Smoke' emanating from previously sexy Lohan's clogs produces unintended FX special effect on the 'Streets of San Francesco' (errr LA).

written by Tcoah, 30 March 2010
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Better Lock Your Hummer

British woman stunned to find Romanian immigrant living in her bed. Sorry, that should have been "shed".

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Genearl Election warning to government

April Fools Day = Yo! Polls Afraid!

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Lagasse Sued!

Tennessee Donkey owners sue Emeril Lagasse for stealing 'Donkey Fazoo' recipe! "His don't even taste like donkey!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Pixieshit euphemism?

April Fools Day = A Fairy's Dollop


written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Thrashing around like one of Snow White's dwarfs...

April Fools Day = Flail As Droopy

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #24

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "High Soon!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #23

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Cool Hand Cuke"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #22

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Strangers On A Wayne"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #21

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Rode Hard!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Jailed NHS boffin Professor Charles Butler?

April Fools Day = A Disloyal Prof

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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New Paris Hilton Movie #20

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Mr. Smith Goes To Paris"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #19

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Unforbidden"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton New Movie #18

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Some Like It Hot, Cold, Whatever, Whenever!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Tiptoe Thru The Tulips was part of the scam!

April Fools Day = Florid Payolas


written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton New Movie #17

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "National Lap Poon Vacation"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton's New Movie #16

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Touchables"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Famous North Surrey studio inundated

April Fools Day = Floods Airplay

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Both Need The Help

Church issues prayers for confused UK voters. Voters issue prayers for confused Catholic priests.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Fann(y)ing out all over the place...

April Fools Day = Spoof Radially

written by queen mudder, 30 March 2010
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Paying Their Dues

'American Idol' contestants have long to-do lists, many asses to kiss!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Sounds Kind Of Depressing

Door to afterlife from ancient Egyptian tomb found. "Apparently, Egyptians believed you spent your afterlife in a tomb", states archaeologist.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Afterlife Tomb Found?

Door to afterlife from ancient Egyptian tomb found. Larry King prevented from entering it. "Thought it was the john", states King.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Mercury Shows Off A Bit

Tricky tiny Mercury easier to see in sky for a bit as it doesn't want to meet Pluto's fate.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Math Genius Idiot/Savant?

'Nyet' to $1 million? Math genius may reject award. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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NASA Investigates Toyota

NASA will help probe Toyota acceleration problem. May use it as a special rocket booster!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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March Madness Continues In Washington

March Madness continues as Obama tries to pass more socialist programs.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Godzilla Back!

Godzilla gearing up for new big-screen rampage! Opponent this time? George Foreman! "I'll grill that big sucker!"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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And What's All This About a Spanish Inquisition?

Catholics find ties to the church tested by crisis just discovered after 1800 years.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Prepare For The Worse!

Europe's largest undersea volcano could disintegrate and unleash a tsunami that would engulf southern Italy "at any time", says prominent vulcanologist. Popemobile fitted with floating devices.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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GOP Were At Topless Club

Republicans spent $1,946 at topless club! Democrats say they KNOW they were there because they saw them!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Ricky Martin Gay

Ricky Martin is livin' la vida open, says he's gay as Tweetie Bird!

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Seems To Be Working

The world's largest atom smasher has set a record for high-energy collisions by crashing two proton beams at three times more force than ever before. All scientists working on project disappear.

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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Ricky Martin GAY!

Ricky Martin swished out of the closet and openly declared his gayness. News at 10.

written by Cal Jennings, 30 March 2010
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"Snuff Said"

Two people snuff it on "Walk for Life" - one other took snuff, another filmed a snuff, and three others 'checked out' because it was 'their snuff'.

written by Tcoah, 30 March 2010
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Ricky Martin: Gay As A Barbie Doll

Breaking news tonight from the Beeb...Ricky Martin announced tonight he likes to dance backwards...In other news it was announced that the sky is blue and 2 plus 2 equals 4...

written by Hydrogen Balloon, 30 March 2010
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Paris Hilton New movie #15

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Peter Fan"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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New Paris Hilton #14

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Hallo-Weenie"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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New Paris Hilton Movie #13

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Willie Wanker & The Chocolate Factory"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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New Paris Hilton Hilton Movie #12

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Mounting Python & The Holey Tail"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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New Paris Hilton Movie #11

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Miss Fits".

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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New Paris Hilton Movie #10

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Forest Hump"

written by Bureau, 30 March 2010
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