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Subo millions

Susan Boyle fans think it's OK to spread word that the singer is going to be 2 million quid richer very soon. What business do they have nosing into Miss Boyle's financial affairs?

written by Nae mair crap, 21 March 2010
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Laden Back On The Telly

Osama Bin Laden officially apologized for suicide bombers on Al-Jazzera video. "There's always a few who want to want to show off. I tell them, 'There is no I in Jihad...come to think of it..."

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Police Overdoing It?

The Obese Police arrest Fat Albert and haul him away while kids watching the cartoon.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Ronald In Jail

McDonald's Restaurant closed by Obese Police for supersizing customers. Ronald held under $100,000 bond.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Do-Si-Doh, Then Back Again!

Rare astronomical event occurs this week! Mars to pass between the Earth and Venus.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Dipstick Gives A "Heads Up"!

Sheik Ahmed Dipstick of Saudi Arabia says that Saudi oil could run out in 50 years.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Undiscovered Beatles Recording #7

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: Lucky In The Mile-High With The Flying Nun"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Undiscovered Beatles Recordings #6

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: "Piss & Shout!"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Rediscovered Beatles Recording #5

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: "I Want To Hold Your Jug Band"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Rediscovered Beatles Recording #4

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: "She Will Come In Through The Oval Office Window".

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Rediscovered Beatles Recording #3

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: "He's A Woman"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Rediscovered Beatles Recording #2

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: "Villain At Rugby"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Rediscovered Beatles Record

Ringo, in visit to Yoko Ono finds old late-1960's Beatles recordings never released, including: "All You Need Is Getting The Shit Beat Out Of"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Alanis Morisette Learns Difference Between 'Ironic' and 'Unfortunate'

"I now know that a black fly in your chardonnay and a death row pardon two minutes two late are actually unfortunate, not ironic", she wailed.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Man Puts Underpants on Backwards

Now shits standing up and pisses sitting down.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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BA Flight Grounded

The A-Team star refused to get in the airplane despite attempts by Hannibal, Murdoch and Face.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Local Thrill-Seeker Laughs in the Face of Death

Death doesn't see the funny side and kills him with his scythe.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Milk-Lovers Relationship Sours

"We Probably shouldn't have gone on that holiday to the sun and stayed back at home in the fridge", they said.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Restaurants Will No Longer Be Rated

'Bib' the Michellin Man says he's too fat and will not be giving out any more stars.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Paper Boy Injured

Some cruel bastard poured water on him and he got soggy.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Richard Dawkins Denies Existence of Gonad

He says ays its just a load of balls.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Uri Ass is Mine

Uri Geller's skinny arse is being opened as a coal mine.

written by Jesus Budda, 21 March 2010
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Catholics lose faith

The latest:Catholics lose faith. Mary and Margaret are so pissed off about Spoof writers being invited to the Vatican that one is moving to the Protestant camp and her friend is going to become a Jew.

written by Lady Godiva, 21 March 2010
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Oldest Known College Unearthed

World's Oldest College unearthed in Egypt. Paddles for initiations into sororities, water bladders still inside.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Cheney Solution

Former VP Cheney says that he agrees with Democrats that Guantanamo Prison Camp should be destroyed. When asked about the prisoners, he concluded "Oh, leave them in it!"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Slow Times For David Copperfield #11

David Copperfield reduced to doing kids birthday parties: Farts out all the candles on the cake, producing huge blue flame that sets three birthday hats on fire! 'Well, certainly I blew another one!"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Slow Times For David Copperfield #10

Once great magician, David Copperfield reduced to doing kids birthday parties: During late in the act, a second 'wand' appears.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Slow Times For David Copperfield #9

Once great magician, David Copperfield reduced to doing kids birthday parties: Gags kids by pulling a top hat out of a rabbit's ass.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Cousin's Marrying

Rise in marriages between cousins 'putting children at risk of birth defects', as Baroness warns Arkansas, Royal Family!

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Pope Apologizes!

'I am truly sorry': Pope Benedict apologises for decades..centuries of child abuse in Irish Catholic Church

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Pick On Someone Your Own Soxe!

Jockey Kieren Fallon 'punched in the face' by horse owner after impeding rival in race. Jockey hires sumo wrestler to punch little owner in the face.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Google To Switch To Russian Weapons Locations

Google forced to remove pictures of secret military bases, nuclear missile silos from Street, Country View.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Mancunians vs Scouser or Viva "Los Liverpudlianos vs ex-Scouser Rooney!

Arch rivals, Man Utd and Liverpool clash today in the ancient "Battle of Britain" but things aint what they used to be, Rooney and Owen play for Utd and Liverpool are the 2nd team of Real Madrid

written by Jaggedone, 21 March 2010
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In Other News...

#1 Kansas in NCAA Tournament! Some kind of disturbance going on in DC about health care, training cats or something.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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We're Not Like That. Here It's Basketball!

Fury at BBC's 13-hour Saturday sportathon: Bar the Lottery and the news, nothing on except rugby and football! Average Brit says "So..what else is there?"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Big Impact!

BA reinstates dozens of flights as airline and union clash over impact of strike action, planes landing.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Beer Conference On Health Care Today!

Democrats lose three votes, Republicans lose two that have passed out cold as Health Care Beer Conference continues.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Big Beer Conference Today

Big beer conference over health care bill off to bad start as 90-plus Senator Byrd wheeling around and around naked.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Beer Truck Caravan Arrives

Huge vote could come today on nation's health care during all day beer conference.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Cat-Calling Denounced

Report: Cat-calling men give all men, cats a bad name.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Historic Day In US

Dems predict historic House vote on health care. Tea Party predicts historic overthrow of country.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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GM Announces Recalls.

GM's South Korean unit recalling nearly 60,000 vehicles that run on buried cabbage fumes.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Volcano Erupts In Iceland

Volcano erupts in Iceland, hundreds evacuated. Ice melting around it. May change country's name to "Doughnutland".

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Lost In The Use Of Initials

Future of DRA uncertain as nobody seems to know what DRA stands for.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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All GAY French rugby team spank the bums of their STRAIGHT English rivals!

The French are all GAY, that's a fact and now GAY POWER has triumphed over the STRAIGHT English by STUFFING their Rugby team, winning Le Grande Slam and proving that Hommes are now HOMMOS!

written by Jaggedone, 21 March 2010
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Nintendos Into Schools?

Nintendo aims to get consoles in schools. "They will have to give them away, we haven't the money", say school supers.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Number One Knocked Off

Bracket buster: Northern Iowa stuns No. 1 Kansas as Jay Hawks play more like Jaybirds.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Wicked Witch May Not Be Dead

French Munchkin Sarkozy's party expecting setback in regional vote.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Experts On The way

Iraqi president demands election recount . Group from Florida headed that way.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Drug War Building

Mexico's drug war takes growing toll on Americans. Returning troops from Iraq may go to US/Mexican border.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Tea Party Stirred Up!

Tea party protesters use racial epithet against Georgia's John Lewis, calling him a liberal.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Geothermal Energy Solution

Ore. town uses geothermal energy to stay warm as Morlocks agree to share since it's too warm down there, anyway.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Mind Your Own Country

Israel: East Jerusalem construction to continue as Israel joins other nations in doing the opposite of what Obama asks.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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New Movement Going On!

Volcano erupts in Iceland, hundreds evacuated as two more earthquakes hit Central America.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Dems The Ones Doing It!

Dems predict historic House vote on health care for aborted babies, taxing workers and charging old people in order to stay alive.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Lock up Children - Pope to Visit

Pope Rantzen XVI will visit disadvantaged and gullible children in the UK before avoiding Ireland.

written by JP Johnston, 21 March 2010
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Ireland vs. the Vatican City

Watch 'Ireland vs. the Vatican City' in all it's glorious technicolour, only here on Sky Box Office HD. Order today for £19.50.

written by Trip Nasti, 21 March 2010
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NCAA Basketball Tournament: Kansas clicks their heels

"I keep forgetting that I'm not in Kansas",
Kansas,# 1 rated, lost to Northern Iowa in round one.
"Click your Heels 3 times Dorothy"
Kansas is back in Kansas.

written by C. Cranium, 21 March 2010
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Justin

Iranian's military 'scope' PFWs (pure fusion weapons) project well advanced: goes someway to explaining CIA report that Iran had stopped working on NWs.

written by Tcoah, 21 March 2010
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Police Make 50 Raids In Eight Years

New York's police chief has delivered a cheesecake to an elderly couple in Brooklyn, to apologize for dozens of mistaken police visits to their home. "Actually, it makes us feel safer", says owner.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Pope: Going Through A Bad Patch

Pope Benedict XVI rebuked Irish bishops Saturday for "grave errors of judgment" in handling clerical sex abuse and ordered an investigation over 100 year period.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Some Good News

While everyone in Washington is concentrating on the health care bill, Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning reassures the nation that the Bourbon reserves are at 95%. "We'll need it!"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Advice From The NHS

The National Health Service reminds you that as you go through life, get up and walk around a bit or you'll get a blood clot.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Obama's Rating Slumps

President Obama's job rating at all-time low. But wait until the doctors leave if health care passed.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Ringo At It Too

Ringo Starr releases the familiar "Ballad Of The John Under Yoko"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Kinks Re-Release

The Kinks are putting out an updated version of their old hit, "Dulcolax, You Really Got Me Going!"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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The Doors

Even without Jim Morrison, the Doors still sound great on "Come On Baby Light My Fart".

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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At The Home, With The Beachboys!

The Beachboys, following a trend, put out old hit "We're Having Pudd Celebrations! (Pudd, Pudd, Pudd Celebrations!)

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Old Beatle's Number

Sir Paul McCartney re-releases the Beatle's hit, "Hey! Nude! (I've Forgotten Me Pants)

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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Marvin Gay's Sister, Ima

Marvin Gay's sister Ima puts out a new updated version of Marvin's old hit, "I Heard It Through The Hearing Aid"

written by Bureau, 21 March 2010
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