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U.S. Blamed for Earthquake

An earthquake measuring 9.5 on the Richter Scale has struck the coast of Iran. The United States has been blamed.

written by Daniel Bristol, 16 March 2010
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Burrowing Owl found nesting at

Llanishen reservoir - found its perfect home said local bird watcher.

written by Tcoah, 16 March 2010
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Rare species of burrowing rabbits

Found at Llanishen Reservoir - this species especially likes to build large burrows in clay.

written by Tcoah, 16 March 2010
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'Treasure Hunt'

Overheard on a police scanner radio: "Informant says a member of the diamond heist gang buried their multibillion dollar haul in an earth embankment located in north Cardiff."

written by Tcoah, 16 March 2010
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Pothole Brakes

The Kentucky House of Representative's C B Embry proposed the leaving of the winter potholes the year around. "They'll stop those runaway Toyotas", stated Embry.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Everyone In White House Can Now Sit Again

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has dismissed the idea that US-Israeli relations are in crisis amid a row over Jewish settlers in Arab East Jerusalem. Hemroids immediately disappear.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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ABBA to Decide Disputed Raffle Prize

"Our decision will be final", said the band, "and the winner takes it all"

written by Jesus Budda, 16 March 2010
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Local Strongman Entertains At Zoo

...he p-p-picks up a penguin

written by Jesus Budda, 16 March 2010
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"Huge" Lithuanian assaults female police officer with his "BIG ONE" she hasn't recovered yet!

A female police officer assaulted by a massive Lithuanian DICK is still traumatised by the affair, in fact, she still believes it was her truncheon that was used in the assault and not his DICK!

written by Jaggedone, 16 March 2010
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In Florida, Now The Brake Lights Join Left Turn Signals!

New car stickers now seen on the back bumper of Toyota cars, "I Brake For Nothing Or Nobody!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Another Runaway

The President of Toyota says that runaway Toyota on TV news the other day proved fine in tests. Ask if anyone knew where it is now!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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About Sucked Dry

US Government apparently believes there's a sucker born every second. Trouble is, there's not much left to suck!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Haven't See It Yet

President Obama says there are new jobs just around the corner, but when I looked, there was another corner.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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We Demand Our Share!

President Obama has announced this week that he has donated all of his Nobel Prize money to a charity that deals with those that have no hope. (That's got to include the Spoof writers.)

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Jose Mourinho returns to Chelsea and has nothing to prove, "lose I win, and win I win, no problem!

"Jose "The Special One" is on a win, win, mission this evening, if he loses he will tell everybody that Chelsea really is his team and if he wins, he takes all. Jose really is the "Sly Special One"

written by Jaggedone, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #21

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "The Silence Of The Jammed"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #20

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Das Poot"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #19

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "The Green Pile"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #18

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "The Turd Man"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #17

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Forest Dump"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #16

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "A Puckered Lips, Pile!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #15

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "12 Angry Men, One Commode"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #14

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Shitter's List"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #13

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Poop Fiction"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Election campaign in hell heats up.

The election campaign in hell began in earnest yesterday when the current lord of darkness urged electorates to stick with him and not some other guy they had no previous knowledge of.

written by John Kerruish, 16 March 2010
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A Little Bit Of This & That!

New panel seeks national standards for education. Bringing back hickory sticks, rulers across knuckles. New for nest year, bullet-proof vests for teachers.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Official Results of War on Poverty just in...

Us Poor Folks Won!

written by Mr Dovie, 16 March 2010
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Brits Hardened Criminals

The crime hotspot map where Britain's most hardened criminals live, Newcastle-Upon-Concrete.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Warnings To Parents!

Warning - your child is unfit: Parents of pupils who fail school fitness tests to get letters from Fat Nazis.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #12

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "You Got Smell!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #11

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "The Beerfart Hunter"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #10

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Leave It To Beaver Bouncer"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #9

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Back Draft".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid Thi Movie #8

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "The Color Brown".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #7

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Emissions Am Possible".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Second Rock Hall Of Fame?

ABBA, Hollies, Genesis, Iggy Pop enter Rock Hall of Fame. Brewer & Shipley threaten to start their own, One-Hit Wonders Hall of Fame nearby.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Milli Vanilla Blackballed

ABBA, Hollies, Genesis, Iggy Pop enter Rock Hall of Fame. The least votes once again, "Milli Vanilli".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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New Rock Fame

ABBA, Hollies, Genesis, Iggy Pop enter Rock Hall. Norman Greenbaum told to leave once again.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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More Enter R&R Hall Of Fame

ABBA, Hollies, Genesis, Iggy Pop, enter Rock Hall of Fame as Tiny Tim groupies told once again, "Maybe next year".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Jackson In $200M Recording Deal

AP Source: Jackson in $200M-plus recording deal. But not saying much.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Leaky Bowels?

Leaky bowels could delay space shuttle launch. I'm sorry, that should be, "leaky valves".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Long View After Nuclear Attack Not Appreciated

Obama takes the long view in times of crisis..so that Rahm Emanuel, Pelosi and Reid have time to inform him what to do.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Wavering Dems Being Courted

Wavering Dems in Obama's sights on health vote as Obama promises to help gay representatives.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Israel, US Bicker!

US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens as White House garden, gardener eaten by locusts.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Another British child kidnapped in India.......

and another and another and another.........

written by Proffitt, 16 March 2010
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US, Israeli Conflict

US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens as girls sent home from school with lice!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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US, Isreal Problems

US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens as Obama's mother-in-law turns into a pillar of shit.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Pegleg Pete, Captain Hook

Somali pirates free North Korean chemical tanker as chemicals cause sveral pirates to lose a hand, eye and foot.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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The World's Shortest Man Dies Aged 21

The world's shortest man has died at the age of 21 which makes a new record of being the world's shortest-lived, shortest man.

written by IN SEINE, 16 March 2010
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US, Israel Fued

US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens. President Obama's jawbone turns further into an ass.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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California 4.4 Earthquake

Magnitude-4.4 earthquake shakes Southern California. "Bunch of wimps" claims Haiti, Chile.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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US Cancels Trip To Israel

US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens, Frogs invade White House. Obama comes down with big case of Hemroids.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Feds Weighing Higher Rates

Fed Government weighs how and when to signal higher rates, taxes. Ordered to hold off tax bill until after November elections.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Tipper May Have Rabies

More rabies cases seen early in year. Acording to Al Gore..(Tipper:) "Shut Up, Al, Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Health Care Madness Ready?

Obama health care leaders say they are almost ready to force through bill no one wants, appropriately during "March Madness!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Still In Denial

Toyota official that dismissed 'Runaway Toyota report' ran over by Toyota.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Toyota Dismisses 'Wive Tales'

Toyota dismisses Calif. man's runaway Prius report, spurious so-called 'attack at Pearl Harbor".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Figi, Nigi Ask For Aid

Fiji declares state of emergency for cyclone aid. So does Nigi, but UN says they are aware that there is no Nigi, just crocked Nigerians.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Belly Moving To The Beat

Babies love a beat, according to a new study that found dancing comes naturally to infants. Some mothers say they think some were dancing BEFORE they were born.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Baby Dance!

Babies love a beat, according to a new study that found dancing comes naturally to infants. Discovery may create another reality TV program, "Dancing With Her Baby".

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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New Facebook Friends

Break the law and your new 'friend' may be the FBI. May even go by names like 'Fed' or 'Bureau'.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Texas Textbooks Twice As Big!

U.S. history textbooks could soon be flavored heavily with Texas conservatism with 'the Alamo' ahead of WW I and WW II, concluding with 'that Muslim in the White House'.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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New Life Discovered

In surprising discovery scientists for the first time found a shrimp-like creature & a jellyfish frolicking beneath a huge Antarctic ice sheet. Al Gore proclaims it's a sign..but Tipper Shuts him up.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Stevens May Retire

Stevens considers retiring from Supreme Court. At 89, Stevens "But I didn't know I was on this court thing, jut that these other 8 old farts were jibber-jabbing a lot."

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Stop what you're eating

Reports just in that food makes you fat, food raises your cholesterol, food causes diabetes, food causes heart disease. Don't kill yourself, don't eat food again.

written by Jo Dash, 16 March 2010
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Begorrah! Ignorance is Bliss.

Don't ask, don't tell St. Patrick about your plans for St. Patrick's Day. He'd rather not know.

written by Gail Farrelly, 16 March 2010
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In light of her separation Kate Winslet asks men to get up to be counted

See supra

written by Tcoah, 16 March 2010
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Brain Scanners Coming

Brain scanners coming that can read minds. Still won't replace the fun of water boarding, says Dick Cheney.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Brain Scanners

Brain scanners coming that can read minds. Men everywhere preparing the be slapped on a regular basis!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Eating Whale Meat

California Restaurant charged with selling whale meat, especially pink floyd as an aphrodisiac.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Save More Water

Environmentalists and animal rights activists have updated a water conservation slogan to "Save water shower with a friend, a cow, a chicken, some sheep and your dog!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 March 2010
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Pelosi Retiring in 2011

House Speaker Pelosi and George W Bush have settled their differences! Ms. Pelosi will become the head librarian at the GWB library, requiring that she relocates from San Francisco CA to Crawford TX.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 March 2010
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John Doe Released from Prison

A 77 year old John Doe was released from prison today. He served 50 years because he refused to buy mandated health care insurance!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 March 2010
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Torture?

ACLU sues the CIA for making captured terrorists listen to repetitive TV commercials to get these people to talk.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 March 2010
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New Climate Change Study

The latest UN study indicates that by removing Carbon Dioxide (CO2) from the atmosphere, lady's breasts will shrink by two sizes by 2035!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 March 2010
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Information on the Internet

The Obama Administration puts the TSA security procedures on the internet, but neglects to put the health care reform negotiations on C-SPAN!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #6

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Ragin' Stool!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #5

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "Going Like The Wind!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #4

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "O Bother, Why Fart Thou?"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #3

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "An Inconvenient Poot"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie #2

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "James Bond, Agent 007's Pulled Finger!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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Avoid This Movie

Code red: Doctors say Do Not go see this movie after eating baked beans at school or cookout: "There's Some Kind Of Shit About Mary"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2010
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