There were 3,269 spoof news snippets published in March 2010. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Ricky Martin: Gay As A Barbie Doll

Breaking news tonight from the Beeb...Ricky Martin announced tonight he likes to dance backwards...In other news it was announced that the sky is blue and 2 plus 2 equals 4...

written by Hydrogen Balloon, 30 March 2010
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Mass Hysteria by Subo Fansite Members

Subo would be gobsmacked if she knew how some fans are attacking each other,verbally,on fansites. They're resigning en masse as a result of not being able to laugh on site. Susan loves a good giggle.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 March 2010
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Do YOU know the true identify of Lady Godiva. Bed awaiting you in Priory Clinic.

The,EPL and FIFA are trying to trace the TRUE identity of Lady Godiva. No reward is offered for revealing her identity. There IS a bed, in the Priory Clinic, awaiting anyone who can identify her.

written by Lady Godiva, 03 March 2010
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SuBo Gangs

You've heard of Biker Gangs showing their colours. Now SuBo fans are showing theirs. Blessed, holier than thou, fanatics are sporting RED. The fun-loving fans of Susan are sporting Purple. And you?

written by Lady Godiva, 02 March 2010
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Spoof Writer to come clean

Lady Godiva to have hair cut. This will of course 'out' her. Quote:Now I'll be able to get into my straight jacket more easily at night.I'll donate my hair to bald writers of The Spoof even the women.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2010
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Terry and Tiger

John Terry and Tiger Woods have both signed up for a seminar entitled "How Not To Get Caught". The seminar is being delivered by Arabian entrepeneurs I.Gotcha Munay and
Gotcha Gud.

written by Lady Godiva, 03 March 2010
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Spoof writers receive accolades.

Spoof writers are receiving accolades they never ever imagined. This is TRULY 'freedom of the press.' Or
is it 'freedom of the opressed'? No matter, we all love it don't we? OK, I speak for myself.

written by Lady Godiva, 03 March 2010
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Word spelled wrong in dictionaries.

Do you know there is a word spelled wrong in the dictionary? It is spelled wrong in every dictionary that I have looked at, even Wikipedia.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2010
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Philbert of Macadamia to enter Priory

Philbert of Macadamia to enter Prirory clinic as a result of him being totally nuts. Lady Godiva is paying for his stay with the money she makes writing for The Spoof.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2010
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Canadian Hockey team signed by USA

The Canadian Hockey team, who tonight won the Gold in the Winter Olympics, have signed up with L.A.Kings. The fee? Free tickets to all AGT tapings and a contract to appear in next season's Survivor.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 March 2010
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The San Andreas Fault Eagles

The Eagles 2010 Version: "The Shakin' And Quakin' Hotel California."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 March 2010
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Heffner dead for 4 years

Hugh Heffner died 4 years ago.The amazing special effects crew who worked on 'Weekend At Bernies', admitted today that they've been responsible for keeping Heffner in the public eye. What a laugh eh?

written by Lady Godiva, 05 March 2010
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Keep Subo fanatics out of White House

If you don't want the world to end, keep Subo fanatics OUT of the White House. They are so drawn to the colour RED it that they will, if allowed in the White House,pounce 'en masse' on THE RED BUTTON.

written by Lady Godiva, 05 March 2010
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The Rarest Photo of Janis Joplin Ever

A niece of Janis Joplin has reportedly found an extremely rare photo of her aunt. The photo shows Joplin on stage singing without a bottle of Southern Comfort in her hand.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Cowell hires actress to play fiance on Leno

Last night Simon Cowell appeared on The Jay Leno show. He hired an out of work actress to play the part of his fiance. She was wearing a HUGE ring which Simon had bought from Honest Ed's in Toronto.

written by Lady Godiva, 09 March 2010
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Which bits were dangling

Re:Car crash where ordinary man was left dangling out of his vehicle. Female readers, and some male readers, are demanding to know which 'bits' were dangling and what is the location of the crash.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2010
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Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs?

Well it looks like the recession has finally hit Disneyland. Theme park officials announce that they are having to lay off two of the seven dwarfs. No word yet as to which two.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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Two Subo Fans Flee Site Clutching Bibles

Two Subo fans fled from their Subo site. They found out they'd been duped by atheists. When last seen they were clutching bibles. It's reported they have entered the Holierthanallofus Wit.Protec.Prog.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 March 2010
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Hyphenated names can be funny.

Working in an area where many Mennonites live, a colleague told me that when they marry many hyphenate their family names. Anna Harder married Peter Dyck (pronounced Dick)and is now Mrs.Harder Dyck.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2010
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Clinton gobsmacked

Ex Pres. Bill Clinton was put on the spot, yet again, by the press. You can guess the question: His answer, "Susan WHO?" Proving my point that he is the dumbest man on this planet.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 March 2010
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Shakira's Latest Addition To Her Rock and Roll Memorabilia Collection

Shakira, a collector of rock and roll memorabilia has purchased a copy of the April 1972 Rolling Stone Magazine which focused on the band Blue Floyd, who would later change their name to Pink Floyd.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Got Breast Milk?

Daniel Angerer, a New York City chef says his special cheese recipe is made with milk from his wife's breasts. He smiles and states that the customers would never guess what goes into his salsa.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Nessy Kindnapped from Loch

"Yes it's true Nessy has been kidnapped - Nessynapped - from the Loch," confirmed Nessy's Minder Dennis Waterman. Further details are available in the News Section of The Spoof.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 March 2010
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"Hola, And Welcome To Florida, The Land of El Sol"

It is now official. Due to the large number of Cubans living in Florida, the state has voted to make Spanish the state's official language.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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The Biggest News In The History of Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada, has asked the Nevada Senate to vote on changing the city's name from Las Vegas to the much more appropriate Las Chips.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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The Hoppingest Kangaroo In The History of Australia

Game wardens in Australia have found a kangaroo that can hop at an amazing 103 mph. They do not know if it is a male or a female due to the fact that no one has been able to catch the little shit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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James Taylor's Oxymoron Song

James Taylor's 2010 Version: "Fire And Acid Rain."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 March 2010
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Deep Purple - The Smokin' Section Band

Deep Purple's 2010 Version: "Smoke On The Polluted Water."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (12)

The 12 foot tall stuffed white rabbit that Jefferson Airplane used as one of their stage props during their concerts. (Thanks to Sir Spoofer Skoob for graciously loaning the rabbit to the museum.)

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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The Highly Immature Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher was recently asked what he wants to be when he grows up. He replied that he is already grown up. He was told that he better look again.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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The Original Negro Name Of Yuma, Arizona

The black citizens of Yuma, Arizona have started a petition drive to change the name of the city to the original negro name Yumama.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (13)

The British maid's outfit that actress Dimples Puckingham wore on the 1970, 45 rpm sleeve cover of Led Zeppelin's Living Loving Maid.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Paris Hilton's New Sexy-Ass Perfume

The new Paris Hilton Perfume is named Eau du I Don't Have To Do A Damn Thing Because My Daddy Is Rich As Hell.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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You'll not believe this Brucie's still alive.

It's true, Bruce Forsyth is STILL ALIVE. He has been seen tottering around with his 'cuddly toy'. Sorry, third wife.
I'm sticking out my chin here. 'Didn't 'e do well?'

written by Lady Godiva, 14 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (04)

A rare charcoal drawing of ZZ Top guitarist Billy Gibbons without his fake hillbilly beard.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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And My Date Will Have The Fried Moby Dick

Los Angeles Susi Restaurant caught selling illegal whale meat. Private inspectors confiscate three blow holes as evidence.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Catholics lose faith

The latest:Catholics lose faith. Mary and Margaret are so pissed off about Spoof writers being invited to the Vatican that one is moving to the Protestant camp and her friend is going to become a Jew.

written by Lady Godiva, 21 March 2010
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Someone Has Burglarized An Arkansas KKK Office

The Ku Klux Klan office in Arkadelphia, Arkansas was burglarized. Apparently someone broke into the KKK storage room and made off with 14 boxes of Ohio Blue Tip Kitchen Matches.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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Did Jesus save my bacon?

A drunken bank cashier from Salford claims that an image of Jesus has appeared on his frying pan after he burnt some of the pork product. Hmmm... Jews? Bacon? Doubtful!!

written by IN SEINE, 14 March 2010
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The Gulf Formerly Know As Mexico

President Obama upset with the fact that Mexico is not doing any thing to stop the flow of illegal immigrants has said he will change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Texas.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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Teenagers to Be Given Sleep Lessons

Rip Van Winkle is to be employed by Glasgow City Council to ensure that teenagers get adequate sleep.

written by IN SEINE, 15 March 2010
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The Damn Dude Ranch Has To Close Down

A dude ranch in Montana has had to close down because it has run out of dudes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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Jail Sentences for Knife Crime Could Cost £80 Million

Providing jail sentences for knife crimes could cost around £80 million, however, critics say that this figure is just "a stab in the dark!And were certain that cuts could be made"

written by IN SEINE, 14 March 2010
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Chief Exorcist Claims the Devil Is in the Vatican

Father Gabriele Amorth, chief Roman Catholic exorcist claims that the devil is living in the Vatican. The Pope is said to be angry. The devil, a.k.a. The Father of Lies says: "Now that IS a lie!!!"

written by IN SEINE, 14 March 2010
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Marvin Gaye's Grapevine

Marvin Gaye's 2010 Version: "I Heard It Through The Habanero Bush."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 March 2010
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The Game Show City of New Mexico

The town of Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico, has decided to change the town's name to the more modern Wheel Of Fortune, New Mexico.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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Three of Michael Jackson's Bodyguards Reveal A "Little Secret"

Three of Michael Jackson's bodyguards finally speak out about MJ. All three say that Jackson had a very little and weird looking nose.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Denmark Has Got One Serious Problem

Danish health authorities have stated that Denmark has been hit by the pornographic flu.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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The Ranting and Raving, But Smooth-Skinned Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck has stated that he wants to get more in touch with his feminine side. He has just announced that he will be changing his name to Glenda Becky.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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Elton John's Up, Up, and Away Song

Elton John's 2010 Version: "Viagra Rocket Man."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (15)

Two adult life-sized stuffed buffaloes, six stuffed chickens, and 37 stuffed Canadian mallards that were donated by Neil Young for the museum's All Things Neil Young Room.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (11)

An autographed copy of Elton John's autobiography entitled, Elton John - A Fairy Tail Story.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Willie Nelson And The Story About The Star Spangled Banner

Willie Nelson who is close to 100, was asked what his favorite song is. He replied that it's the Star Spangled Banner because he actually met the writer Francis Scott Key.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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Tiger Woods In The News Again

Unfortunately it's only for his golf comeback.

written by Skoob1999, 22 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (06)

An extremely rare photo of Carlos Santana shown swimming across the Rio Grande into Texas as a young boy of 8. (Photo courtesy of The Border Patrol).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (14)

A 45 rpm single from 1960, which listed Gladys Knight & The Pips by their original name, Gladys Knight & The Ho Hunters.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Academic Claims That Women Invented Beer

A leading academic has claimed that women invented beer. Meanwhile, Al Gore is up in arms because he claims that he invented beer as well as most things.

written by IN SEINE, 31 March 2010
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Ian Huntley Wants Paedophile Priests Jailed

Says he could use the company.

written by Skoob1999, 27 March 2010
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Happy Birthday to Susan Boyle

After an up and down year, here we are April 1st. It's Miss Boyle's birthday as well. She is in Japan for a massive concert tonight.

Congratulations and well done Susan, we are so proud of you.

written by Nae mair crap, 31 March 2010
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The Thing That Paula Abdul Misses The Most About Simon Cowell

Paula Abdul revealed that the thing that she misses the most about not being on American Idol is Simon Cowell feeling her all up and down underneath the judges table.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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The Fantastically Versatile Kirstie Alley

Kirstie Alley has refused Disneyland's offer of allowing them to turn her into a brand new amusement park ride.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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French Man Becomes Oil Magnate Overnight

Esat Altindagoglu has struck oil in his Parisian home - an icon of the Virgin Mary has been crying tears of oil. He has collected several hundred gallons of the stuff in just two months!

written by IN SEINE, 08 March 2010
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The Mount Formerly Know As Rushmore

There are rumors circulating throughout South Dakota that the state is considering tearing down Mount Rushmore and replacing it with a Super Wal-Mart.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (02)

Madonna's first training bra, which her mother bought her when she was only six months old. (Training bra donated by Warren Beatty).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (03)

The Dave Clark Five's very first album entitled, Introducing The Dave Clark Four.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (09)

A photo of Crosby Stills Nash & Young taken in 1969, where Stephen Stills is asking a Pennsylvania state trooper how to get to Woodstock.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Jihad Jane had bomb on her wrist

Jihad Jane had a bomb on her wrist
she wanted to be a Terror Wrist.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 March 2010
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The World's Shortest Man Dies Aged 21

The world's shortest man has died at the age of 21 which makes a new record of being the world's shortest-lived, shortest man.

written by IN SEINE, 16 March 2010
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Paris Hoilton Movie #49

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "12 Horny Men"

written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #51

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Saving Ryan's Privates

written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Melbourne F1 GP Latest

Like watching a conga.

written by Skoob1999, 27 March 2010
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Health and Safety Gone Mad!

A JCB and 4 men will be needed to remove an old mattress. The job would take 4 weeks but they need to hurry as JCB no longer produced diggers and if it broke down then no spares will be available.

written by IN SEINE, 31 March 2010
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The Rudy Giuliani Traveling Carnival Comes To Town

Ex-Mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani has just published his latest book. It is an autobiography entitled "Stuttering, Lisping, and Acting Like I'm Some Kind of American Hero."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 March 2010
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Chelsea v Aston Villa - Final Score

We'll bring it to you as soon as we've counted all the goals.

written by Skoob1999, 27 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (05)

An old photograph of Fleetwood Mac before Stevie Nicks started dressing like one of the Salem witches and when her singing voice was actually pretty. (Photo courtesy of Vice-President Joe Biden).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (07)

A San Francisco concert poster that introduced Linda Ronstadt's back up band, the Eagles, who were known at the time as The Canaries.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (08)

A public service video for birth control showing the members of The Mamas and The Papas telling the viewers to avoid becoming mamas and papas by making sure to use condoms and to use them properly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum - New Article (10)

The only photo in existence of the Jackson Five, when they were known as The Five of Spades.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 March 2010
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Sunnis in Iraq

Why do Sunnis in Iraq worship Allah you would think they would worship the Sun

written by SPECTRUM, 05 March 2010
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Teenagers Can Become Less Grumpy

According to Sleep Scotland, if teenagers get enough sleep, they become less grumpy. If the experiments are successful, then they will be tried on politicians!

written by IN SEINE, 15 March 2010
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Samcam pregnant but call it the gynae ward

From Conservative Central Office. Priority message to all candidates at the forthcoming General Election. Push the samcam pregnancy at all times but never say Labour Suite.

written by Nae mair crap, 24 March 2010
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RMT To Strike

65% turnout for strike ballot. 35% late due to leaves and wrong kind of snow.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2010
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Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Sheep

Again? Can't that woman hang onto anything?

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 March 2010
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Give Them A Bad Name

Police refuse to name cannibalistic murderers on the run 'because of their RIGHT to privacy'


written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Rednecks & Peckerheads

Australia PM's fury as comedian Robin Williams labels Aussies 'English rednecks'. Later apologizes, says he meant 'English Peckerheads'

written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Bad Eyesight

Millions of women suffering bad eyesight because they 'don't want glasses to ruin their looks', especially from walking into glass doors.

written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Belgium Open Minded

Belgium set to become first European country to ban the burkha, bra!

written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Paris Hilton #50

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Silence Of The Lambskins"

written by Bureau, 31 March 2010
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Healthcare Reform

Obama healthcare bill. Republicans attack it and say European Nanny State. Democrats cheer as millions of Americans will benefit.

Europeans, shrug their shoulders and ask what is the problem?

written by Nae mair crap, 22 March 2010
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Simon Bolivar Youth Orchestra of Venezuala

Horror of horrors, if all the trumpets are melted down, we shall never hear these kids playing Danzon No 2 again. Where's my download gone?

written by Nae mair crap, 17 March 2010
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Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton lesbian lovers

Shoot. I meant Fern Brittan.

written by Jo Dash, 14 March 2010
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Asda welcomes 'jamas

Asda has issued a statement today reassuring all the scrubbers that are barred from shopping at Tesco in their jim jams are welcome at Asda

written by Jo Dash, 14 March 2010
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Stupid Question

She: "And what would you be now if it weren't for my money?"

He: "A bachelor."

written by Spicewood, 31 March 2010
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If There's Any Justice In The World

We won't have to listen to Lemar.

written by Skoob1999, 12 March 2010
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Salem, Oregon - The City Named After A Cigarette

The Oregon senate has told the mayor of Salem, that the name of their town will have to be changed due to the fact that it is the name of a cigarette. The new proposed name is Candy Cigarette, Oregon

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2010
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iPhone new app revealed

Watch and learn how to do heel surgery. Then practise on Becks yourself. iPhone app "how to heal to heel" coming soon.

written by Nae mair crap, 15 March 2010
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Man sentenced to nine months for having 2 wives

A Welshman was sentenced to nine months in prison for having 2 wives. He believes that the sentence is 'excessively harsh' because he now has to put up with 2 mother-in-laws.

written by IN SEINE, 30 March 2010
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Low Pressure System Moves In, Changing Local Weather

For the next 72 hours, "I've Got Sunshine, On a Cloudy Day."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 March 2010
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Low Pressure System Moves In, Changing Local Weather

Depressed moods expected to start the new week as "Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 March 2010
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Low Pressure System Moves In, Changing Local Weather

That blowing dust is now "Gone With The Wind."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 March 2010
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