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Safe pair of hands?

Robert Green, England goalie and Michael Jackson have something in common. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

written by Nae mair crap, 12 June 2010
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AARP Article Delayed

Michelle Obama's mother canceled her interview with AARP due to "mudslinging in the White House throne room" after last night's taco dinner.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Lady GaGa cancels Monster Ball

Lady GaGa cancelled all Monster Ball shows because she has ran out of ideas for her next tour, so she will opt out of business. Justin Bieber invited little monsters to join the Belieber club instead.

written by littlemonster, 12 June 2010
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Lincoln Ghost Popular

Abraham Lincoln's ghost a lot of fun say Obama girls. "You pull on his chin whiskers and he sticks his tongue out."

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Unusually Bad Situation

Many of those who live along the US Gulf near oil spill say they are finding sea water in their car's oil stick.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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England Goalie offers BP related Olive Branch

Fuc*ing idiot England goal keeper Rob Greene offered himself up as a peace ambassador with the USA today by causing a frigging big spill the Americans won't be complaining about!

written by The Big C O Jones, 12 June 2010
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Dollar Down Again

The Chinese authorities say they will not recall any more products from America. "We were paid for all of them with bad money."

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Tricks On Archaelogists

Archaeologists say faked and rigged skeletons being dug up and confusing everyone doesn't mean we're all wrong. There are always a few bad ape polls in every bunch.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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No Global Warming! It's Just Hot!

Tea Bagger Scientists say that the earth getting hotter every year the biggest hoax ever pulled on the American people.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Another #2 Killed

Al-Qaida say they are not worried about all the #2's being killed over the past few years. "They're #2 because they are shitheads!"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Calif. Economy Rough

Economists in California say that the state is in such a bad stage that 20-30 black markets go out of business every week.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Martha Stewart Cracks

Martha Stewart finally cracks completely. While being taken away, she kept saying that her outfit didn't go with that color of police car.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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CBS News, I'm BoBo Cronkite

CBS News, still dropping like a brick in the ratings, have stated that all their news personal will be dressed as clowns, as of January 1, 2011.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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300 Clear Channels

Cable 98 announces that by 2012 they will be offering over 300 Channels, including the "Gary Coleman Channel".

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Old Letter Found

Old letter recovered in London is apparently a note from a teacher saying that young Billy Shakespeare has been copying off his classmates.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Dead Channel Gets Refusal

The Dead Channel has been refused permission of burying a live camera with volunteer so viewers can check daily to see how he rots.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Al Gore Loosening Up #5

Al Gore seems to be loosening up after divorce papers were signed. Lately he's been spotted in NYC doing the town with wild man, Ralph Nader.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Al Gore Loosening Up #4

Al Gore seems to be loosening up after divorce papers were signed. "I'm wearing Tipper's panties!"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Al Gore Loosening Up #3

Al Gore seems to be loosening up after divorce papers were signed. Neighbors say they can hear Al singing in the shower, "I'm A Slow Man!". "He's got the words wrong but the tune is recognizable."

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Al Gore Loosening Up #2

Al Gore seems to be loosening up after divorce papers were signed. Wants new nickname, "Mr. Don't Give A Hoot-Al Gore"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Al Gore Loosening Up

Al Gore seems to be loosening up after divorce papers were signed. "I've attended four funerals and not one person at any of them confused me with the corpse."

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Warming Can Be Nice!

World continues not giving a shit as Global Warning people on the air somewhere every day.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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100,000 Had Already Been Sold

US Government Agency warded citizens this morning that those selling aluminum hats to protect you from sun flares are crooks.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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"We're Going To Scare The Crap Out Of Viewers!"

Ratings Down, The Weather Channel says that this year's hurricane season dovetailing smoothly into oil spill season.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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She Should Know

Miss Universe states that the former planet Pluto is planning some sort of revenge.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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New Here Are We?

Caught in "Sting", terrorists who were attempting to blow up Brooklyn Bridge decide it would be easier to purchase it.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Pigs Fly Over The White Cliffs Of Dover!

Cameron and Obama leave mates, get married and go on honeymoon in Iceland volcano. See, nobody's reading these during World Cup!

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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That Should Teacj Him A Lesson

Teenager who microwaved his brother's hamster is given four months in youth custody, forced to eat hamster.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Check Those Bins

Try not to cart off people, binmen told by health and safety chiefs as "Wheelie Bin Edwards" crawl out of third haul in a month.


written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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"This Bin Is Snoring!"

Try not to cart off people, binmen told by health and safety chiefs, as drunks wandering all over garbage dumps.


written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Escaping "Geek" Tag

Milibands speak out to escape 'geek' tag in a bid to gain public support in leadership race. Also remove all their pocket protectors.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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23 Million Crowd

England expects: 23million, 22.9 of which will be British, to tune into World Cup showdown with U.S. as supermarkets prepare for £2.5bn bonanza.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Cameron Appeals For Calm

Cameron to appeal for calm during crunch talks with Obama today over BP oil spill tensions. To ban cameras during ass kicking.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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"Can I Have A Woman Too?"

Not bad for a 26-year-old... Blairs buy son Euan a £1.3million townhouse (that takes their property portfolio to £14m, 7 houses). Say they managed to put back a little during years as PM.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Chavez To Help Kids

Venezuela's Chavez offers cure for kids' insomnia, by supplying them with free tape of his speeches.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Let Them Drink Cocktails!

Study: Shrinking glaciers to spark food shortages, ice for cocktails.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Should Have Asked Earlier

Boycott Big Oil? Prepare to give up your lifestyle? "Sure thing", say big SUV drivers.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Guess He Forgot

Obama: Congress must raise doctors' Medicare pay, reminded that Medicare already nearly bankrupt.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Losing Face?

Tea party shaping Republican Party, face falls off! I'm sorry, that should be "fall faceoffs".

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Obama, British PM Meet

Obama, British PM to discuss BP's Gulf oil spill. "You attempt to kick my ass one time and out you go on your own", states PM.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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To Make It Easier Understood

Calif. hostage standoff continues as everyone moves south to form a Mexican standoff.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Need A Nip Sometimes

Spirit Airlines cancels flights as pilots strike over not allowing any spirits in cockpit.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Pumping Natural Gas

Local family starts pumping natural gas..I'm sorry, local "company" starts pumping natural gas.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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OJ Filing Appeal

OJ jury makeup, judge conduct of tackling OJ and yelling "I could have brought him down with a tackle if stupid NFL had drafted ME", questioned in appeal.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Obese Kids

Sebelius stumps for anti-childhood obesity plan. Recommends chasing your kid around the house with stick of broccoli to get enough exercise.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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The Leaks

State Department assessing damage from cables leak. "First the oil well, now this", laments official.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Kagan Is One Of These

Documents show Kagan a political pragmatist. To find out what that is, look up: Scholarly articles for political pragmatism definition.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Vand der Sloot New Hot Item

Van der Sloot taken to prison on murder charge a victim of rape already. "We were afraid of this terrible thing", snorts official.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Kyrgyzstan Invites Help

Kyrgyzstan invites Russian troops to end unrest, before they can invite themselves.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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French Surrender

French fishing boat rescues stranded Calif. teen. Then surrender her to her family.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Well-Red

In apparent homage to the recently "retired" Helen Thomas, ABC senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper today was seen in a bright red suit. "I got it at a Richard Pryor estate sale," said Jake.

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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Oy Vey, Helen

White House press corps doyenne Helen Thomas has retired under duress for her recent insane comments on the Jews. The Mossad said it should have no problem finding Helen in her customary red finery.

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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What The Puck?

The Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup. No, really.

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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When Ass Jokes Go Bad

A Spoof.com writer couldn't sleep Friday night and wrote a series of juvenile, ass-related Snippets far beneath her usual fun offerings. When reached for comment, she said, "Go drunk, I'm away."

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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Silly Ass 3

A man has been with charged with Class X felony butt-stuffing, allegedly for accosting another man at Walgreens and making him steal two cameras and a Kit Kat bar for him, via the victim's colon.

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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Silly Ass 2

A man was arrested Saturday on a charge of misdemeanor butt-stuffing, which differs from felony butt-stuffing based upon the benign-ity and non-pointiness of items stuffed.

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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Silly Ass

A man was arrested Friday night for felony butt-stuffing. Details later as we learn what's behind the story.

written by Geneva Slim, 12 June 2010
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New Ecological Vehicle Goes on Sale

The most ecological vehicle in history goes on sale today: the Ford Priapism, which runs entirely on M&M's. The car doesn't come cheap, however - buyers will have to stump up a cool $50 million.

written by Darwin, 12 June 2010
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Lord Lucan found at last.

Underground miners in China have recently discovered the elusive and previously thought dead Lord Lucan, who has not been seen for over 30 years. He hid in a deep coal cave. Lucan is now 165 years old

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2010
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Blatter upset, cancels World Cup

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has suddenly cancelled the World Cup in South Africa because the hotel he was staying at delivered his breakfast too late. Blatter has complained to SA Prez Jacob Zuma.

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2010
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We Slightly Underestimated

BP raises estimate of oil spilling rate from 10 gallon a day to 10,000 gallon an hour.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Take The Hint

Coming solar flares may encourage the world to go to solar energy!

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Finally, He Turns!

Old Fart in Florida traveling 30 MPH with right turn signal on causes three police cars chasing him to collide when he suddenly turns left ten blocks later.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Obama Kicking Ass!

President kicks ass. Ass returns the kick. Obama's ass is around his shoulders.

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Is Israel Doomed?

Ahmadinejad: Israel doomed! Egyptian: Israel doomed! Babylon: Israel doomed! Hayman: Israel doomed! Rome: Israel doomed! Crusaders: Israel doomed! Ottoman Empire: Israel doomed! Hitler: Israel doomed!

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #22

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Charlie's Brown Penis"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #21

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Phallus"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #20

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "The Carol Burned It Show"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #19

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "In The Buff, Vampire Slayer"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #18

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Buffalo Bill Comes Out Tonight"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #17

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Arrested Development"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows #16

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "The Bobbon' Newhard Show"

written by Bureau, 12 June 2010
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