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Top Lawyer tunes #9

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "I Filed My Appeal On Blueberry Hill".

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer Tunes #8

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Cherokee Acquittals"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Hong Kong Strong Dong Pong Wrong: Long Song

Sting has written a 44-verse folk ballad about the story of Kwai Lap, who was recently ordered by the Hong Kong authorities to suppress the foul odours emanating from his unwashed nether regions.

written by The Medium Cheese, 10 June 2010
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Hong Kong: Strong Dong Pong "Wrong"

The authorities in Hong Kong have ruled that the foul odours emanating from Kwai Lap's unwashed nether regions pose risk to public health and that he must shower at least once a week.

written by The Medium Cheese, 10 June 2010
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Lit Twit's Fitted Tit Mitt a Hit

During a fire in which he was injured, Bertie Wooster came up with the idea of the made-to-measure fur-lined bra. Primark has reported record sales of the product during the recent cold spell.

written by The Medium Cheese, 10 June 2010
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That Fat Cat Matt Sat at Bat in Hat- Twat!

Play at Lords was delayed for 15 minutes today when the famous panama-wearing multi-millionaire media mogul Matthew Moron moseyed into the match, erected a deck chair by the stump, and fell asleep.

written by The Medium Cheese, 10 June 2010
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Head of KKK in "Nancy Boy" Jibe

The head of the KKK in America is being tagged a "Bi Nancy Boy" after his mum put his costume in with the colour wash which consisted of a majority of red clothing.

written by Guernsey Boy, 10 June 2010
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Candidate A "Plant"

PARANOIA: Clyburn says South Carolina Dem Senate candidate a 'plant;' calls for pod.......probe!

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Obama Rama Ding-Dong!

London mayor tells Obama: Stop bashing Britain, as Obama losing US two greatest supporters, Britain & Israel, within a few weeks.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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"What About Those Birds, Fool?"

While no one is telling who has been coaching President Obama on how to talk tough to BP while the cameras are rolling, but one hint is that he calls everybody, "Fool! & wears a lot of jewelry.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Wheels Grinding Slowly

The long arm of the law finally points it's finger at Joran van der Sloot!

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer Tunes #7

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them (Oh Baby Come On), Let Met Take You Where The Action's Filed"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer Tunes #6

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Talking About My Rehabilitation"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer Tunes #5

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "My Peggy, Sue"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer Tunes #4

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "I Can't Get No, Adjudication"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer Tunes #3

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Dear Jurisprudence"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyers Tunes #2

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "One Appeal Makes You Larger & One Appeal Makes You Small"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Lawyer's Tunes

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Arbitration Nation, That' My Station"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Getting Even With Albert Grossman

Rumored Chronicles II, the second part of Bob Dylan's autobiography to be subtitled, "My Back Rages".

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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That explains everything

Satirist wonders why recent Meg Whitman story isn't garnering a larger share of views, then realizes majority of U.K. doesn't care what happens in California, and most Americans can't read.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 10 June 2010
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Apes Won't Evolve

Report: Monkeys, Apes Could Soon Be Extinct! Refuse to evolve any further after seeing what man has done to the world.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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"Some Good Ashes There

International Organization of Firewalkers to hold annual meeting in Iceland.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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"And Eat No Pork In Presence of Jews, Muslims"

Secretary of State Hillary asks Bill and Jimmy Carter for their best advice on the Middle East problem. "Don't mention either of our names."

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Why He Likes Dark Places

Pee Wee Herman caught in a theater again and arrested, taken downtown and asked for a urine test by peeing through a straw.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Pee Wee Arrested #2

Pee Wee Herman caught in a theater again and arrested for using a stimulus package not approved by the government.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Pee Wee Caught

Pee Wee Herman caught in a theater once again and arrested for abusing a minor member of the community.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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BP Still In Denial

BP: NO! There are no big oil plumes under the ocean. The whole thing will naturally evaporate within weeks...once it stops.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Media Condemns Media Circus Outside Courthouse For Lindsay Lohan's Hearing

Traditional papparazzi,used to quietly sneaking up on celebs,condemned the excessive use of helicopters and screaching outside the courthouse.Stalkers Guild of America also joined in on the protest.

written by ronin47empire, 10 June 2010
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Faster Service Inside

Americans already getting back to wasting gas as 20 idling cars lined up before McDonald's service window, one couple eating inside.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Actual Steaks Are "Market" Priced

Another sign of a bad economy as restaurants now offer "Prime Thick-Sliced Bologna".

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Space Station Orbit Moves Closer

Space station adds big screen television, recreation room.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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BP Downplayed Spill

Report: BP Oil Company tried to water down the amount of oil there is in the water.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Iran Tricked

CIA reports: Iran tried to purchase enriched uranium from Nigeria after receiving several hundred offers. Had to pay small $10 million deposit first. Ahmadinejad pissed over falling for con.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Gambling Inherited

What are the odds? Gambling addiction can be inherited. "Dad never wore rubbers and neither do I", states Scottish teen.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Harriet Laid To Rest

Ouch, that's GOT to hurt! Harriet the hen lays 'world's largest egg'. She was two years old.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Two Rescued In Dinghy

Hapless dinghy pair rescued after six hours drifting at sea left them hallucinating and dehydrated. However, Lady later confirms that "John is always like that. Talked me into the ride."

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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No Engliah Flags Allowed!

More than 1,200 housing association staff banned from flying England flags on their OWN cars. "French get to fly their white ones", objects one.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Nazi Salute!

Class greets German twin town visitors with 'shameful' Nazi salute. Principal: Someone get me John Cleese, on the phone, please.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Ground Hog Day

The woman who thinks it's 1994 every morning - and has to be reminded she's married - after car crash leaves her with 24-hour memory. "Why is Charles always complaining about too much sex?

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Cameron Promises Troops Higher Pay

Cameron pledges extra £67m for British troops on first visit to Afghanistan as PM. "It's just as beautiful there as I've always heard", he stated with a straight face.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Anti-British Talk Condemned

Cameron in crisis call with Obama as top Tories Tebbit & Boris attack Obama's strident 'anti-British' rhetoric
over BP oil spill. "The British Isles didn't come over there and piss in their Gulf!"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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South Korea "lost" rocket latest

News just in: North Korea finds it.

written by neilwatson, 10 June 2010
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BP lubricates public image

Petroleum giant massaged outraged public with urge to "remember all of the good times" before the spill. "We made a mistake," said spokesman Slicken Smooth. "I promise it will never happen again."

written by Amethyst Ryder, 10 June 2010
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Both Jags Love Klein Cologne

Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars. Many of the Cologne makers are already driving them.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Jekyll Island Gets $75M !

Jekyll Island makes new deals for $75M development to Hyde any scars from burns last year.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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A Lot Simpler

Surgery not required to change gender on passports. "Just change the 'F' to 'M' or visa versa.....vice versa."

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Big Sale On Ruby Shoes At Goldfines!

Garland lovers gather for Minnesota festival. Invite several hula dancers!

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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SuBo To Meet Pope

Susan Boyle to perform for pope during UK tour. "He won't wash my feet, will he? I have these horrible corns."

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Short People Have It Rough

Short people at higher risk of heart problems, being bullied.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Rumors Abound About An Oil Spill

BP shares plunge on unconfirmed rumor of an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Clinton, Columbian Leader Meet, Share

Clinton to Colombia: We will stand with you as long as this cigarette we share makes us both happy. Where are the snacks?

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Missed Our Target Date

General: Kandahar operation will take longer, but only a couple of decades.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Oil Spill's Many Victims

BP shares, Gulf hotels & restaurants, thousands of birds plunge on oil spill fallout fears.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Hopping For A Light Sentence

Former Boys and Girls Club of Franklin employee accused of froggery. I'm sorry, that should be forgery.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Might Scare Children

China cancels visa restriction on bald Taiwanese. But place new ones on victims of ugly stick attacks.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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We Still Believe

Majority of Americans Still 'Believe' in Global Warming, Santa Claus.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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No Use For Frequent Flyer Miles.

Frequent Flyer Seats: Sorry, All Full! Plenty of free rides awaiting an available seat but none expected until 2015. Instead, nice date with a hostess offered.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Survey finds penises are boring

89 percent of women ages 25-49 think penises, when not being put to good use, aren't as interesting as men think they are. The other 11 percent were habitual liars on the subject.

written by Amethyst Ryder, 10 June 2010
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Iran Gets Mighty Slap On Wrist!

Can UN's latest Iran sanctions be a game-changer? Will a leopard change his spots? Is the moon made out of cheese?

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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New Furthest Leaning Tower

Capital Gate Named World's Furthest Leaning Tower! Italy Pissed over Pisa.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Really Old Shoe

Oldest leather shoe steps out after 5,500 years. Oldest shoe found. Discoverer wears it a mile and sees a vision of 460-year old Methuselah in his middle ages.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Oldest Shoe Found

Oldest leather shoe steps out after 5,500 years as oldest shoe ever found was probably thrown at a speaker.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Star Washer Screws Nuts; Seals, Plugs and Bolts

Dot Branning, launderette manageress, sucessfully persuaded 2 guys with mental health issues to have intercourse with her, before locking them in a room, connecting them to the mains and running away.

written by The Medium Cheese, 10 June 2010
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Solar Flares!

More Active Sun Means Nasty Solar Storms Ahead! Beware that your GPS system doesn't lead you over a cliff.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Solar Storms Mixed Signals

More Active Sun Means Nasty Solar Storms Ahead! Expect TV shows to jump from PBS children shows to the Playboy Channel, parents are warned.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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SKorean Rocket Explodes

South Korean rocket likely exploded soon after liftoff. North Korea says that at least theirs came down in the wrong place.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Residents After BP

Red tape, blackened Beaches vexes Gulf residents seeking BP payments.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Nick Clegg doesn't exist

Reports state that Nick Clegg doesn't exist but is in fact David Cameron's reflection. Cameron came up with the idea whilst at a hall of mirrors and saw himself in a mirror that makes you look thinner

written by RadioBurnside, 10 June 2010
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BP Board tell CEO Tony Hayward:

Don't use phrases like "There are plenty more fish in the sea" or "Pouring oil on troubled waters" until further notice.

written by Roy Turse, 10 June 2010
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Blatter and South African cuisine; a no no

FIFA have suddenly decided to cancel the World Cup in South Africa because FIFA President, Sep Blatter, doesn't enjoy eating dead rats on a stick or even grilled hyenas. A car rally will be held.

written by whatinthe world, 10 June 2010
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World Cup cancelled

FIFA, preparing to conduct the World Cup in South Africa, have suddenly cancelled the event after finding a cockroach under one of the Stadium seats at a designated venue.Fans will riot in the street.

written by whatinthe world, 10 June 2010
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Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic: UN Report

UN Report shows Most vampires in the third world do not have access to basic necessities like fresh healthy human blood or even a sturdy cript to slumber in during daytime. Click here for full story.

written by ronin47empire, 10 June 2010
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Mother Earth Will Take Care Of It!

New BP commercial with Elton John's "The Circle Of Life" not working, "Can you feel the love tonight?"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Obama Getting Mean!

President Barack Obama, to show how he feels about oil slick, has his photo taken showing him pissing on a barrel of BP Oil!

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Blago Trial Begins

Blagojevich lawyer claims that his client is not corrupt. But he has the same IQ as his hairpiece.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Put A Lid On It!

EPA to Amish: Put a lid on your bull shit. Same one they sent to congress.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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This Day In 1956

This Day In 1956: Julia Child was pulled off the air after consuming too much sherry and beginning her recipe with, "First go out and cut the balls off a hog."

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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B & N: No Sales

Barnes & Noble say that the "Taliban Outdoor Cookbook" is just not selling, even to radical Muslims or suicide bombers.

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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New KFC Item

New Kentucky Deep-Fried Grubs not working either. "Maybe our slogan, 'Eat Them Before they Eat You!" should be changed?

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudist TV Shows #8

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Leers!"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudist TV Shows #7

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "The Abbot & Costello Show Theirs"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudist TV Shows #6

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "The Ham Movers"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudest TV Shows #5

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Reveal More Girls".

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudist TV Shows #4

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "The Really Really Big Head Sullivan Shows"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudist TV Shows #3

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "Old George Burns Slow"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudist TV Shows #2

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "General Horsefellow"

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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Top Nudists TV Shows

A survey of nudists included on the 2010 Census reveals their all-time favorite TV shows, such as "The Dick Sans Dyke Show".

written by Bureau, 10 June 2010
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