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Byrd Buried

Senator Byrd was laid to rest wearing one of his favorite old uniforms, a white sheet.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Mother-Of-All Oil Simmers Here!

The giant oil-skimming ship has arrived in the Gulf of Mexico and began work until thirty minutes ago, when it began to leak.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Could Be Pirates

Russian Ship once again overshoots Space Station. Space station returns fire.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Hard Time Getting Him Off

CNN has finally given the final reason that they are retiring Larry King. "He has Suspender's Disease where, if you catch it, you can never get off again."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Depression Leads To Other Problems

Depression may raise risk of dementia and the thoughts of being a chicken, says eggsperts.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Hot In Washington

People say it was so hot in Washington DC this morning that you had to be careful not to step on any seeds from the watermelon that Lincoln was eating.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Winehouse Going To The Dogs

Amy Winehouse have bought a huge dog she has been walking around New York's Central Park area. It could belong to a friend. It has this big jacket on from Yves St. Bernard

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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She's Slipping Something Past The Buzzer

Lindsay Lohan back in the news still again. Apparently she called Triple A last night to get her car started because her house key wouldn't go in.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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All On Their Own

Britney says she is getting rid of tattoos of several of old her lover's names from her but cheeks. She states that she's pretty well worn them off and won't need to have them removed.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Hillary For Prez Again?

Hillary Clinton says she may leave as Sec. of State & run again for President. She says that she's gotten hundreds of calls saying hit the road & meet the people. Of course half have been from Bill.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Silicon building blocks found in Einstein's brain

A study released today found glial cells in Albert Einstein's brain contain silicon-based DNA. Scientists are puzzled why something deemed pure science fiction would be found in the genius' mind.

written by Skews Me, 05 July 2010
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Max Really Depressed

Max, Michael Jackson's second chimp has been even more depressed lately say keepers. "All he does is hang around the monkey bars. He hasn't played with himself in weeks."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Max Depressed

Max, Michael Jackson's second chimp has been depressed lately say keepers. "He doesn't even fling poo anymore, he sort of tosses it underhand", says keeper.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Polls Not Hurting President Obama's Golf Game

With falling poll numbers, President Obama's golf game is actually improving.

written by UWGB-Beek, 05 July 2010
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Iranian planes refused fuel in Europe, so what, they fly home on their flying carpets!

Iranian passengers stranded without fuel at major European airports have been issued with flying carpets, a copy of the Koran and a stiff west-east breeze from the "Great One"!

written by Jaggedone, 05 July 2010
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Minorities protected effectively during protests against oil price hike in India

Owners of hybrid vehicles and electric cars were alloted special police protection during the nationwide protests against the rising price of oil in India. Click here for full story.

written by ronin47empire, 05 July 2010
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Al Gore Has Heart Attack

Town angry with Al Gore's treatment of Tipper may quit recycling and dump everything including medical waste into a big hole that coal company left in the middle of the night without reclaiming.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Then, Six Months Later...

(Place Hollywood Celeb's Name Here) says "she and her new husband are happier than they have ever been and expect a long loving marriage."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Madman Makes Demands from inside pet shop.

"I want a bacon sandwich, a cup of tea and some dog shit bags, or the goldfish gets boiled"!

written by armfeetandtoe, 05 July 2010
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Divorce That Hadn't Happened Yet, Overthrown

Appeals Court throws out Gore divorce filing. Gore spelled his name "Bore" on original papers.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Obama Addresses Immigration

Obama Finally Addresses Immigration Issue! "Only after passing a democrat test..a democratic test."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Alexander Graham Bell End

Alexander Graham Bell Park,Edinburgh, is to close. Among the favourite rides were the Twisty-wire thingy, Bakelite cup'n'saucer and the Ahoy there dodgem-cars. Bell is famous for work with the deaf

written by A MCRORY, 05 July 2010
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Santa Injured

Santa badly injured in sandlot baseball game while sliding spikes high into third base but forgetting about third baseman, Blitzer's horns!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Skimmer Test Delayed

Choppy seas hamper oil skimmer test. What next? Too many fish hovering around oil skimmer? Only driver has the runs? Captain goes to sleep, skims beach?

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Nothing To Worry About

MORTAR FIRE HITS U.S. EMBASSY AS JOE BIDEN TALKS OF PROGRESS.
"Just fireworks for the 4th, Sir!"
"Oh, Great!"

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Another Tough Year

YEAR 9: Petraeus in Afghanistan warns of tough mission for ninth year in a row.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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We're At It Again

The Dow Jones Averages is repeating a pattern that appeared just before markets fell during the Great Depression, Daryl Guppy, at Guppytraders.com, told CNBC Monday. "Leaking money like an oil well!"

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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BP find the end of a rainbow after their environmental disaster!

BP love their Gulf disaster and are now entertaining potential multi-billion investements from the middle east and Asia, any disaster is a good disaster and BP certainly handled this one superbly!

written by Jaggedone, 05 July 2010
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110 Degrees At Yankee Stadium

Thermometer at Yankee Stadium hit 110 as third baseman really in the hot corner today.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Teachers Being Laid Off!

Teachers' Union Shuns Obama Aides at Convention! "Go tell you boss not to expect any November votes from here", says spokesperson.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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We're Out!

Documents show that Fish & Wildlife Service went along with conclusion that deepwater oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico posed no significant risk to wildlife. Dummies in DC, BP & F&WF! Strike Three!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Had A Crush On Manager

Two Sumo wrestlers recently suspended accused of lap-dancing manager to death.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Sumo Figures Barred

Sumo Figures Barred in Japan for Gambling! "They were betting on who could become the fattest", says investigator.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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China Chief Polluter

Experts worry that as China's 1.3 billion people clamor for more cars and creature comforts, international efforts to limit global warming could be doomed. "We'll drive you nuts", state leader.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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No Ones Reads History Anymore

Pakistan Army Finds Taliban Tough to Root Out! Russia found that out, 30 years ago!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Revolution Getting Closer?

Once-Dominant Party in Mexico Seems Resurgent, The Citizen Revolutionary Party, to wipe out drug gangs in final war.
Arizona to the other 49 states, "Better wake up!"

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Government Warning

U.S Government warn consumers that those latest e-mails from Nigeria offering to teach you haw to levitate for only $5,000 are bogus.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Hollywood Funeral Director

Retired funeral director in Hollywood reveals that Don Knotts (Barney Fife) only had two toes left on his right foot from accidentally firing pistol while in holder.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Big Celebation

Former molester celibates tenth year of being chemically castrated.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Plan Fails Again

Locally, "Just one more little bitty chocolate from the box" plan goes out the window.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Weather Update

WMRU: Weather update! Hail the size of dog balls have been reported near the Animal Hospital north of the town!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Greece are saved!

Greece has been saved from bankruptcy as Prince Philip is donating his stuffed bear collection to their cause; so far it has raised 1.2 billion in fur alone.

written by IainB, 05 July 2010
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Nick Griffin Meets the Queen

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP is to meet Queen Elizabeth II. He said: "I admire the Germans."

written by IainB, 05 July 2010
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G-20 Conference Finally Over

At G-20 Conference, several nations vow to promote global role on Global Warming. Al Gore shows up in sackcloth & ashes!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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New Penis Study

Scientists checking into penis problems of older Americans say that things are really looking up!.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Healthy Sports Snack

The Surgeon General has determined that "Sugar-dried prunes" are a safe snack during running events. "Could even make you run faster."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Obama Numbers Shrink Again

President Obama's approval numbers now down to 41% among US population, 25% at home due to kid wanting to go to Disney World over July 4th weekend.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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General Patraeus Gives Spech On Geneal Realities

General Petraeus might agree to troop pull-out date but will not disclose date for bombing Iran nuclear facilities.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Hamas Has 'Neat" Summer Camp!

Rival Hamas, UN summer camps still competing over children. Hamas has advantage as they illustrate on dummy how to severe a head.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Debt Clock Jumps Ahead

Although Doomsday Clock still three minutes until midnight, National Debt Clock now ten minutes after.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Sumo Wrestling Plotted

Scandal: Japanese Sumo Wrestling Matches have plots that are written out in advance. Mostly just get in there and push and grunt. Easy money, all you can eat.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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New Weight Study

Estimate: Nearly one billion now overweight, nearly 250 million obese, thirteen beyond description.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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But Most On Computers

Nielsen study: Average American home has four TV's, 250 TV channels, one book, 2 magazines, one of which is a TV Guide.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Sounds Like It's Fixed

Roman Polanski hearing coming up. Looks good for Polanski as prosecutors in the case are force to wear Groucho Marx masks and whirling beanies.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Poland Releases UFO Files

Poland now releases all it's UFO files. Classifieds under "Polish-Sausage Shaped Objects' the largest. Most 'Bigfoots' turned out to be ordinary average men & women.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Russia Claims Icebergs

Russia claims that icebergs close to North Pole belong to them. Could be handy if there's a worldwide water shortage.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Compare Against US, Britain Recent Releases

Leaders on Titan say they may open up all their UFO accounts this coming week.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Shut Up!

President Obama: Criticism of the way I handle oil slick, questioning why I received a Nobel Prize emboldens our enemies.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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See How You Like It!

Having had enough, Native American tribes sue to have burial ground in Central Park.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Cat Out Of The Bag

President Obama's Mother-In-Law selling momentoes on eBay of Obama's babyhood in Kenya after finding hidden cache.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Not A Bad Limp

'Twilight' falls sharply but limps in to the sound of $161M.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Obama Holiday Extension

Obama celebrates July 4th at White House barbecue. Plans to spend next two days aboard BP CEO's yacht!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Rest & Relax

Obama celebrates July 4th at White House barbecue, cherry bomb in mother-in-law's cake.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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We'll Win It This Time

Petraeus takes over Afghan fight, vows 'to win' it. Just like four years ago.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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First Malls, Airports, Now Cities All Look Alike

Different no more, suburban life is turning serious as every area just outside center of a city beginning to all look alike.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Can't Eat Oil, Money

UN food agency: Niger now an 'emergency operation' Weird weather could eventually bring in most nations.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Kangaro Court Gives US Citizen 8 years

Chinese court sentences US geologist to 8 years. After torture, he agrees to every crime in past two years.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Need For Modern Earp Family

Mexico's drug war heats up near Arizona border. Several US guards request burial at near-by Boot Hill should they get hit.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Border Wars Spread

Mexico's drug war heats up near Arizona border as bullets being ducked all the way to Tuscon.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Toyotas Becoming Edsels

Troubled Toyota recalls about 92,000 cars in Japan. Many more later in the US, this time over new engine problems..which they still deny but will fix just to keep sales going.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Hit At Home This Time

Troubled Toyota recalls about 92,000 cars in Japan. Seems the cars suddenly speed up on their own.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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BP Clean-Up Costs

BP costs for oil spill response pass $3 billion. "That's only a drop in the bucket", Obama tells them.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

We're just about to invade a Canadian town called Sandwich. Hope we invade the towns of Free Hookers and Inexpensive Whiskey next!

written by anthonyrosania, 05 July 2010
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Beautiful Garden State News: Burlington City

Burlington City: The City continues to be divided; the north side continues to be a Section 8 mecca, while the south side is inhabited by people in million dollar homes to afraid to walk the streets.

written by anthonyrosania, 05 July 2010
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Beautiful Garden State News: Burlington Township

Burlington: Senator Diane Allen celebrates what brought her to politics: "It's been 25 years since WCAU decided I was too fat to be a news anchor, because my head wouldn't fit on screen.

written by anthonyrosania, 05 July 2010
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Indian General Strike to be Held in Shifts

July 5th Indian General Strike to be Held in Shifts @ ITES Hubs of Bangalore, NCR, Mumbai to ensure all services are affected. Click here for full story

written by ronin47empire, 05 July 2010
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NickFun Returns With Snippet

After swearing to never write for The Spoof again, Spoof writer NickFun posted an impromptu snippet on the site this afternoon. "I just want to express appreciation to" -- damned, I'm out of space.

written by NickFun, 05 July 2010
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Seattle rain threatens holiday fireworks

Public donations may have saved this year's Seattle July 4 fireworks, but heavy rains may put a damper on tonight's Lake Union festivities.

written by Skews Me, 05 July 2010
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I Think I'd Move!

Some people who live along the Gulf Coast now finding sea water in their car's oil.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Did My Best

Former president George W. Bush says that he had no idea the wetlands he agreed to protect might need to be protected from oily sea water.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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You're All Strange To Us!

Hermaphrodites split on the question of same-sex marriages.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Just A Few Days

President Obama says that he might have to shut down the internet at any time for maintenance.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Students To Get Help

Before break, U.S. Senate agreed to do something about US student's math scores. The final vote was 85-22.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Dollar Falls Again

The dollar falls once again. This time against Bernie Madoff's IOU's.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Par-Ty! Par-Ty!

Going into this year's fall elections, most Hollywood stars expected to vote along party lines.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Simple Debate Goes Bad

Los Angeles gangland debate turns ugly. "Trouble is always where you least expect it", complains police officer.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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Masseuse Gored

Masseuse who accused Al Gore of sexual attack resigns over the scandal. "I'll never live down being that close to old Frankenstein."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2010
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