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UK Royal And Aristocracy Cuts On The Way!

UK PM David Cameron has announced that he is to rip up the UK Civil List as part of his "Big Society" policy. His bold decision will actually put the UK economy back in the black by 300bn pounds!

written by iscrivener, 30 July 2010
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Gaga - Boyle Unison On The Cards!

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta aka Lady Gaga is planning a marriage proposal to Subo aka Susan "the man" Boyle in the next leap year 2012 following the announcement that they are to sing together!

written by iscrivener, 30 July 2010
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Mel Doing Better

"Songbirds sing cross-species duet. They're definitely the 'good time' birds', says expert. "Just listen to them go at it." We decided to come back when he could get out of the rubber room for awhile.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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May On May B Movie Plans!

In order to promote their public and pubic images both Theresa and Teresa May have signed a film contract to produce a "lesbo" fly on the wall film based on their rise to national infamy!

written by iscrivener, 30 July 2010
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Next Generation ASBOS Maidenhead Bound!

Following her announcement to redefine UK ASBO law Theresa May has agreed to open her front door to rehabilitate and re-educate the afficted, at her home, in Maidenhead. Mr Phil May is not amused.

written by iscrivener, 30 July 2010
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Lasts For Ten Years

Rumor: Lots of people stocking up on potted meat substitute for whatever happens in 2012, say grocers.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Governors Apparently Need Attention

New Mexico Governor may pardon Billy The Kid. Atlanta to pardon Maj. Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Omama Off Center Stage?

Aides seek to downsize Obama's exposure. "He'll get every one of us kicked out", says unnamed Democrat.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Palin To Run?

Gingrich expects Palin to run in 2012. Most think she's running in 2010!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Andy Candy

Andy Griffith's new role: pitching health care law. Andy Griffith, always the comedian.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Makes Sense

Detergent company puts GPS into product to track consumers to their homes. Why can't the FBI do this with suspected terrorists? Why not get together?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Bengals Get Owens

Cincinnati Bengals sign Terrel Owens to go with Ochocinco and Pac Man. Look for more hotdogging on the field than in the stands.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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He's Still At It!

South Carolina representative Joe Wilson apologized this morning for his repeated, "You're Full Of Shit!" heckling during Obama's appearance on The View yesterday.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Dairy Dipper Robbed

Employee at the Dairy Dipper ice cream mart that was held up last week says that she still has the shakes.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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No, They're Not Counterfeit, Exactly

Stoned Sacramento, California treasury worker prints 100,000 ten dollar bills with a copy of his own ass on the back.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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New Captain Kangaroo

New Captain Kangaroo being sought as well as other personalities! Dick Cheney already signed up for Mr. Waterboard.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Sad Day For Boomers

Baby Boomers say it's a sad day when the Ringo Starr has to sing it, "Did you still feed me, did you still need me, back when I was 64?"

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Crude Up, Down

The price of crude is down for the fifth day in a row. However, crude humor is still up almost 10%, led by all new Al Gore and Mel Gibson jokes, say stand-up comediennes.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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You Jumped them All!

Old checkers player, a retire clergyman, opens a can of whupass on his younger opponent.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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New Lassie Movie

New "Lassie" movie to be out in December, "Timmy Bobs For Tar Balls"

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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That's No Monk!

Cleveland police say they first became suspicious of bank robber dressed as monk when they noticed he had a mullet.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Woman Wins Big Pot!

Georgia woman wins The Big Pot lottery! Neighbor says 'she has the ass for it!'

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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"Our Work Is Nearly Done!"

Incoming BP CEO: Time for 'scaleback' in cleanup. Gulf citizens ask, when did you start?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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But Can't Explain Skeleton

Tokyo's Oldest Man Actually Dead for 30 Years! Family thought he was meditating.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Was It By Terrorists?

UAE- Tanker damage raises a tidal wave of questions! A tsunami of different answers.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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I Say Seven!

Authorities in Bear Wallow, Kentucky still fighting over exact number of cats old lady must have to be put away.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Adopted Highways Demand Freedom of Access

More adopted highways, especially in rural areas, want to know who their actual rock dumpers, oil sprayers and rollers were.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Couldn't Vote

Illinois politician blames loss on number of people being cremated and not leaving a headstone with their name on it.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Another First

President Obama became the first President on TV to throw a tantrum on the floor after somebody asked him about the oil spill, on "The View".

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Obama Gets A Burp

President Obama became the first president to be burped over a lady's shoulder on "The View".

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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World's Strongest Beer

Brewer claims world's strongest beer. "This stuff will grow hair on your hair!"

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Pitino Trial

Aide: Pitino gave him $3,000 for pregnant woman. "I thought that was pretty cheap at the time."

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Airlines Fares Increasing!

Airline fares rising ...from the ground up, according to latest survey.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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New Aviation Safety Measures

Congress ready to pass aviation safety measures, after finally declaring Amelia Earhart officially dead.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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No Fly Zone Over Wedding

FAA: Chelsea Clinton's wedding is a no-fly zone. Paparazzi, spiders disappointed.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Smith Trial Being Prepared

Attorneys prepare for Anna Nicole Smith trial. Gravediggers on standby.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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NYC Battling Bedbugs

NYC looks to stop spreading bedbug infestations, blame New Jersey!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI After A Lot of People

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. They now known you're 50 and not a 16-year-old female.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Pretty Co-Ordinated!

Scientists say global warming is continuing as they all wipe their foreheads at the same time. Reminds most of lady coffee drinkers on "Last of the Summer Wine".

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Facts Rule Out!

World stocks fall as data takes shine off daydreams!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Too Big, Too Small!

President Obama blames the Bush Administration for the size of his ears, penis.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Just Let Them Blow In!

Obama family blame Bush Administration for dandelions on White House lawn.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Don't Blame Me!

Obama blames George Bush Administration for daughter falling off bicycle!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Kind Words From Kerry

Kerry says he mishandled furor over yacht taxes. "Should have paid the &%%$##$ things in the first place."

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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BP Considering New Ways

US gas stations: Stay BP or change name to Amoco? "Free peter pump with every fill-up."

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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BP Considering Changes

US gas stations: Stay BP or change name to Amoco? Perhaps adding bathroom attendants?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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BP To Change Names?

US gas stations: Stay BP or change name to Amoco? How about Pretty Sexy In Pumps?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Bigger Prison's Needed

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. Your opposition to Obama will be looked into. Over 1M people expect to be questioned, jailed.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI Has Your E-Mail Records

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. Expect a visit in the near future.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Facebook Turns Traitor

The Facebook Data Torrent Debacle: You now have 100 million friends who know about your hangups.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Rice Headed For Haiti?

Novelist Anne Rice says she's leaving Christianity, headed towards Voodoo. May use it in better selling books.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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"Boy Are We Glad To See You!"

Ship lost for more than 150 years is recovered. Apparently took a wrong turn after going around the Cape.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Classifieds: Noise cancelling headphones

For sale a a pair of noise cancelling headphones, £30 ONO. Made by Pieonear they work brilliantly. However, they are meat and potato and I am now vegetarian, so have purchased cheese and onion ones.

written by IainB, 30 July 2010
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Second Quarter Slow

Economic growth likely slowed in second quarter, as it has in 18 quarters before.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Must Think Of The Majority

Day care shut down to save Community Action money. Soup kitchen will allow Mayor to travel to French Riviera to find jobs.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Just Misterunderstood

NM governor considers pardon for Billy the Kid. Charles Manson may be released by Schwarzenegger.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Billy #4

NM governor considers pardon for Billy the Kid. Hawaii governor pardons Japanese for Pearl Harbor attack.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Billy Pardoned #3

NM governor considers pardon for Billy the Kid. Chicago pardons Mrs. O'Leary's Cow!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Billy The Kid #2

NM governor considers pardon for Billy the Kid. Washington pardons Lee Harvey Oswald.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Billy The Kid Pardoned?

NM governor considers pardon for Billy the Kid. "He was simply a poor misunderstood back-shooter."

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Kerry To Fork Over Nearly $1M In Taxes

Kerry says he mishandled furor over yacht taxes. Tells Swift Boat people to kiss his ass.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Clear As Mud

Calcium supplements linked to heart attacks: study. Lack of calcium causes osteoporosis. Got that?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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More LA Fires

Wildfire explodes in rural LA County hills. Experts blame global warming. "This hasn't happened in eigtht days!"

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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House Of Hippocrates!

House rejects bill to aid sick 9/11 responders, but sends their families blue ribbons.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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GOP Wrangles Rangel

GOP gets wish: Rangel case in campaign season. Dems flee from his presence.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Sound Familiar?

Troops kill senior 'capo' of mighty Mexico cartel. Now looking for "senior capo" #2!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI Trades List With Santa's Naughty One

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. So, you offed the old boy for the inheritance?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI Has Your E-Mails

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. New neighbor pretty hot is she?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI Access Your E-Mails

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. So your Uncle Fred is still flashing people?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI, Facebook Compare Lists

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears. So you're still living in parent's basement?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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FBI, Facebook Trading Lists

FBI access to e-mail and Web records raises fears of those that still piss the bed at 40.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Unconverted Rice?

Anne Rice has had a religious conversion: She's no longer a Christian. Tired of all this morality stuff!

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Anne Rice: Once Bitten

Anne Rice has had a religious conversion: She's no longer a Christian. Will she go back to bestselling Vampire books?

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Anne Rice No Longer Christian?

Anne Rice has had a religious conversion: She's no longer a Christian. Apparently books not selling as well.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Still Curious

Ship lost for more than 150 years is recovered. Passengers ask who won the Civil War.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Lost Ship Recovered

Ship lost for more than 150 years is recovered. Passengers say they are OK, except for being so old.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Facebook Clients Downloaded

Security concerns over Facebook have been raised yet again after a security consultant collected the names and profile URLs for 171 million Facebook accounts. Everyone knows all about you.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Sheriff Still Doing Job

Arizona sheriff not relenting after court ruling. "If they are here illegally, they will be arrested."

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Warehouse Clearance Sale!

Warehouse Clearance Sale! 30% off ALL our warehouses. Need 30,000 square feet or 300 square metres? We have the lot! Hurry to our Warehouse Warehouse and pick up a bargain.

written by IainB, 30 July 2010
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Awesome Sights & Uh Smells

Rockie astronaut says the sights should be awesome on his first trip to the Space Station. "But so was that fart that lasted 12 hours inside my suit during practice. I must have ate it 40 times."

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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Another Opinion Heard

Birther's claim President Obama had AG Holder bring a lawsuit against Arizona over the state's new illegal immigration law, to deflect attention from the president's birthplace!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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House Ethics Panel

House Speaker Pelosi promised to "drain the swamp!" One of the alligators, named Rangel, just bit her on the rump!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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It's Safe Now

It's safe to take your wallet and the family jewels out of the safe, from under the bed or from the tin can buried in the backyard! The US Congress has gone on summer vacation for six weeks!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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New Electric Cars

New sub-compact electric car has reinforced bumpers, 12 air bags and gets the equivalent of 200 miles per gallon. However, the top speed of the machine is 5 miles per hour. A circus is interested!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Post Racial Society

KKK brings racial discrimination suit against Popeye's Chicken spokeswoman. US DOJ sues KKK. NAACP sues both KKK and DOJ. President Obama is vacationing on Martha's Vineyard MA!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Space Trash Increasing

Those on the Space station say there's a lot of trash floating around out there. "At least we got the lady with the diapers back down", says Houston.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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A New Career

President Obama signs deal with ABC to become a permanent member of "The View" after he leaves office in 2013!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Staking out his New Homestead

Man found living in a cave in the forest! He says "the Obama, Pelosi and Reid liberal left policies will leave all Americans without housing, electricity, water, health care and retirement money."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Not an Epiphany

Clergyman has a parishioner removed from religious services after hearing the Holy Trinity referred to as Obama, Pelosi and Reid!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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"House" Going Green

Madam Fifi says her "house" is going green. Bed sheets will be green, only changed once per month to save water and S & M equipment will be energy star rated. Green condoms and Absinthe are optional!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Italy Sells Advertising on Rome's Coliseum Walls

A shortage of operating funds has necessitated advertising signs be placed on the Roman built Coliseum walls. The first installed electronic billboard proclaims "Try Our Delicious Caesar Salad!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Tram Accident

A San Francisco CA man was taken to the hospital with his head up his ass. The man claims he was rear ended by a cable car while parked on California Street. A second man was seen fleeing the scene.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Save Money on Car Insurance

Automobile insurance companies who run stupid TV commercials could save 15% by eliminating these ads!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Trash Company Buys Portion of California City

The company plans to transport USA's chicken waste to San Francisco CA to generate green electricity. Mayor has no problem, as city has always been involved with Democratic left liberal chicken shit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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A Closet Republican

Rosie O'Donnell said "she thinks it's a bad idea for President Obama to go on the show (The View) she once co-hosted." Rosie O'Donnell has become a Republican!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Working Together

Health care requires Americans provide height, weight, BMI, penis length & breast size to HHS. The ACLU (liberal) & the ACLJ (conservative) are filing a joint lawsuit against the federal government.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 July 2010
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Especially In Dallas

The Fantasy Cheerleaders League closes after only one season. Players claimed they had heart palpitations during excitement.

written by Bureau, 30 July 2010
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