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Nightmare Film

The new movie based on the book, "The Picasso Code" hard to follow movie line, say audience in no hurry to leave. "I', bound to dream of five-eyed, six-titted women", says one.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Schwin Flu Tour De World

FDA warns that the Schwin virus could mutate with remnants of the Swine Flu this winter because no vaccine is currently available for it. It is particularly hard on males who usually lose one ball.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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NFL Verses World Cup!

National Football League Union Spokesman tells players that they must unite to protect their jobs and make people forget about that World Cup hype.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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King Eyes America!

UK soccer jailbird Marlon King has been offered a role to revive his career with the "Misfit Demons" in the US. King was quoted as saying "I love Dolphins me" - Is no creature safe from this animal?

written by iscrivener, 29 July 2010
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Big As A Porsche!

$11,000 wedding cake for Chelsea? Big enough to house a Porsche!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Calif. Doing Better

One In Five Californians Say They Need Mental Health Care. That's a 50% improvement.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Search For Missing Oil

Washington: 'Has Anyone Seen the Oil That Spilled into the Gulf?'. Arkansas caller: 'I think some of it is in my pond on the lower 40."

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Pinch His Cheeks!

Obama on The View blames media and own staff for wrong firing of Sherrod, but he has never made a mistake in his life.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Molecules Eating It?

Missing oil in Gulf baffles officials, leads to more Mafia victims being dumped into salty ocean water, not rivers.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Politician's Remarks Protested

Tennessee politician's whose remarks that Islam is a cult receives more kool aid packages in the mail.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Aussie Leader Is Atheist

Australian PM says her atheism no threat to church schools, welfare, chickens coming home to roost.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Go Ahead And Lie

Study: The longer you sit, the shorter your life. Good news for couch potatoes!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Relationship Insecurity

Experts: Relationship insecurity may undermine health. Are you sure they are really your parents?

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Spanish sporting super-stars use illegal substances called 'Los Toro's Cojones'!

Spain's astonishing sporting global achievements have come under global scrutiny and SHOCK, they've been using an illegal substance called "Los Toro's Cojones" in other words "Raging Bulls Balls, OLE"

written by Jaggedone, 29 July 2010
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Second Verse, Same As The First

Vice President Biden says Afghan policy still developing. "Give us about seven more years."

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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1853 Expedition Report

Canadian archaeologists find well-preserved ship wrecked in ice 157 years ago. Forgot to announce it until now.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Just Like The US

Britain to be biggest country in Europe by 2050. In weight, not number!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Medvedev Orders Investigation

Medvedev Orders Investigation Into Kremlin Corruption! Immediately Arrested!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Animal Rights In Middle East

Animal rights activism growing in Middle East! But still no women's rights!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Next Air Guitar?

Hamas bans women's underwear from shop windows. Shops put up sign "Invisible Underwear" Sold Here!"

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Bully For Them!

Bulls let loose on the streets of Pamplona, Spain to clear out protesters.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Tour De Prance Begins

Tour De Prance off with the wave of the wrist & somebody going Baaannng!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Ain't That Sweet?

President Barack Obama is the first US president to suck titty on TV, on "The View"!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Rock Prize

A Glaswegian rock band donated a dirty piece of neckwear to a local charity; it was a Travis tie.

written by IainB, 29 July 2010
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Alicia Keys Reveals Her Language Hangup

New York girl Alicia Keys says she is so infatuated with NYC that anytime she goes anywhere else she truly misses hearing people cuss in 29 different languages.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 July 2010
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The Famous Model Formerly Known As Amanda Beard

Model Amanda Beard says that she is so tired of hearing the smart aleck jokes about her last name that she has decided to change her name to Amanda Goatee.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 July 2010
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Adam Lambert Reveals His Biggest Problem

Adam Lambert has explained that his biggest problem these days is whether to wear blue eye shadow or green eye shadow.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 July 2010
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Lady Gaga Says She Is Not Christina Aguilera

Lady Gaga says she is sick and tired of people confusing her with Christina Aguilera. Gaga says that anyone can clearly see that she (Lady G) is way, way much nastier, vulgar, and richer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 July 2010
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The Real Reason Why Donnie Osmond Turned Down The Opportunity To Portray Jesse James

Donnie Osmond was to star in The Sad Story of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James but couldn't because he learned that he is allergic to tattoos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 July 2010
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Cameron Doesn't Like Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain? Cameron says he prefers True Grip....True Grit!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Oceans Dying?

Are our oceans dying? Phytoplankton has declined 40% in 60 years as figures reveal Earth has been getting hotter since the Eighties. Oil spills certainly not helping.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Lots Of Racists

Sarkozy accused of racism for ordering closure of 300 illegal gypsy camps and expulsion of Roma after riot. Sarkozy calls gypsies racists over names he has been called.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Not An Olympic Sport

Flip-flops 'injure 200,000 a year' costing the NHS an astonishing £40m. Service warns about silly dives into pool.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Still Feeling A Bit Peaked

Police officer on sick leave for eighteen years suing over missing holiday pay, long service medal and gold watch.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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NOW HEAR THIS!

David Miliband calls Cameron a 'loudmouth' after PM accused Pakistan of 'exporting terror'. In response, PM gets even louder with turned up mike, breaking Miliband's glasses.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Hunt Cut Back!

Hunt for big lizard that escaped London Zoo scaled down!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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No Shoes To Throw!

Egg-throwing extremist shouted 'Cameron's bitch' at Muslim Tory minister is jailed. PETA ready for when he gets out.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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While Men Brag Of Conquests

Surge in 'virginity repair' operations on NHS as increasing number of women hide evidence of sex before marriage. Others use alum in emergency.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Down In The Dumps

Fortnightly bin rounds face the axe as government orders waste carriage overhaul!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Universal Marriages

North African Vicar carried out 360 sham marriages for illegal African immigrants marrying Eastern Europeans to live in Britain.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Millions Of Them!

Passenger plane from Scotland makes emergency landing after pilot is forced to turn one its engines off after hitting big swarm of midgies.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Kellogg's Numbers Down

Costs for cereal recall of "Turnin' Twix" hit Kellogg 2Q profit.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Jobless Drop

Initial jobless claims drop to only 457,000,000. Best in 18 months.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Kate Winslet to NOT appear nude in next film

The former Mrs Sam Mendes has advised she will keep her clothes on for her next film, as she doesn't want to become overly exposed, again! Well done Kate, we look forward to seeing you all dressed up.

written by Magic Fingers 1966, 29 July 2010
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Womem's Underwear Attacked By Hamas

Hamas targets women's underwear in modesty drive. Ask that long johns be longer!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Raiders Sign #1

Raiders sign first-round pick, Moola McMoneybags to big contract!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Wanted To Get It Right

Congress ready to pass aviation safety measures after ten-year study after 911.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Movie Review

Review: 'Dinner for Schmucks' should be titled "Movie For Schmucks".

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Charges Dropped

No charges filed in probe of 200 other Michael Jackson doctors.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Could Cause Problems

Chelsea warning: NY town abuzz pre-Clinton wedding, hornet invasion.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Faces Being Rebuilt!

New program rebuilding faces of soldiers, veterans, Nancy Pelosi!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Bedbugs Biting Into NYC Hotel Profits

NYC looks to stop spreading bedbug infestations. May turn rats loose on them.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Forget the Ocean!

Plankton, base of ocean food web, in big decline. More suppliers turning to raising tuna, sharks in big lakes, ponds!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Global Warming Continues

Scientists say global warming is continuing. "We're moving our facilities north for the third time", says sweaty spokesman.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Publicity Could Help

Toyota recalls 412,000 cars in US, mostly Avalons. CEO recommend new free movie for kids: Toyota Story.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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More Toyotas Recalled

Toyota recalls 412,000 cars in US, mostly Avalons. CEO wants to recall all Toyotas and get it over with.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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SBA Questions Senators!

Small business lending bill founders in Senate. "We get very little payoffs from these people."

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Them Old WikiLeaks!

WikiLeaks fallout: Tighter access to US secrets? If so, we'll never know!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Mother Nature Helping

Mother Nature helping firefighters battle Cal fire as ten inches of rain removes fire, mountainside.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Before The Emotion & The Response Falls The Shadow"

AP IMPACT: Before the CIA, there was the Pond. Before the water boarding, there was the pond dip for witchcraft!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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More On Gulf Oil Leak

Gulf cleanup will change once oil stops for good. Also checks will trickle out as oil leak reduced to a trickle.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Chavez Using Columbian Dispute

Analysis: Colombia dispute helps Chavez distract. Sort of like oil spill here.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Pakistan Gen. Balanced

Pakistan general balances all sides of conflict. "I hate them all equally!"

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Horoscopes - Taurus - August

Fruit: Pomegranate
Colour: A subtle shade of off-white

August is a good month for windsurfing and visiting A&E. Try and combine both to maximise your good fortune. Avoid ATMs around the 25th.

written by IainB, 29 July 2010
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TV Bombing In Baghdad, US

Al-Qaida-linked group claims TV bombing in Baghdad. US networks managing to do that on their own.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Economy Bottoming Out

AP survey: A bleaker outlook for economy into 2011 but should rebound to 1934 status by 2015!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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It's Bangkok Again!

Travel magazine names Bangkok world's top city! Detroit drops to number two.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Fires Diasapearing, Everything Disappearing

Mother Nature helping firefighters battle Cal fire. Sends in a great tsunami.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Leakings Around Well?

Gulf cleanup will change once oil stops for good, perhaps by 2020 for total stoppage.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Killer Won't Walk Away!

Whiteside Murder: Shooter receives 25 years of hard labor in prison gym weight-lifter room.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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It's Tatman!!!

Tatman taking over GM plant! Tas tittle tubble wid tawkin.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Digestive Biscuits Recommended!

White House, Congress advise the purchase of digestive Biscuits once you receive info on tax increases.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Book Sales Down

The scoop on unauthorized celeb books: fewer sales! Reason: sites like TheSpoof offer the info for free.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Female Condoms Pushed!

DC pushes female condoms to fight HIV epidemic with males pushing the hardest!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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75% Foreclosures

Foreclosures up in 75 percent of top U.S. metro areas. Expected to high rise in 2012.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Border Wars Going North

Phoenix shootout leaves 1 officer, 2 suspects dead as more residence arm themselves for self-defense.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Economy To Get Worse Before It Gets Worser

AP survey: A bleaker outlook for economy into 2011 as US government may have to nationalize everything and provide job, if you behave!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Economy To Worsen In 2012

AP survey: A bleaker outlook for economy into 2011. And 2010 has been such a good one!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Travel Names Bangkok!

Travel magazine names Bangkok world's top city. Islamabad #2!

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Clowns Rule!

Immigration ruling could send message to states. The clowns in Washington are in charge, if anybody.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Will States Attempt To Break Away?

Immigration ruling could send message to states. "Better arm yourselves. Take care of your own. No help from Washington."

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Bangkok Top City

Travel magazine names Bangkok world's top city, especially for those who love riots, sex shops and drugs.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Amish Moving West #2

APNewsBreak: Study says Amish expanding westward. Fearful gather in groups on how to defend themselves against buggy blocks in California traffic.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Amish Moving West

APNewsBreak: Study says Amish expanding westward. Everybody hopes it's a peaceful movement without corncob fights.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Another Oil Leak!

EPA: 1M gallons of oil may be in Mich. river. Odd that these things happen during administration that wants oil drilling to stop.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Ruling Sends Message #4

Immigration ruling could send message to states that the federal government won't do anything but twiddle thumbs during oil leaks and other disasters.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Ruling Sends Message #3

Immigration ruling could send message to states that the federal government won't do anything but campaign for next election.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Ruling sends Message #2

Immigration ruling could send message to states that you can'r expect support from federal government when they're elsewhere on vacation.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Ruling Sends Message

Immigration ruling could send message to states: You can't depend on the federal government to do anything but appear on Oprah.

written by Bureau, 29 July 2010
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Obama one-ups Wikileaks

"You think 90,000 Afghan files is a big leak?" sneered the President. "I put the lives of WWII vets in grave danger by leaking 5,000 documents from FDR!"

written by Robin Berger, 29 July 2010
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Republicans Link Democratic Left Liberals to Bolsheviks

Republicans to publish a rare 1917 Russian photograph of Natasha Pelosky, Heine Reidonovich & Boris Obamaski standing next to Vladimir Lenin. Are they relatives of the current Democratic leadership?



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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Let the Pilots Take Turns

President Calvin Coolidge said "Can't we just buy one airplane and have the pilots take turns?" At the current cost of military aircraft, "Silent Cal" may have been a visionary!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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Doth Protest too Much Madam Speaker

HS Pelosi rails against corporate influence on elections. Secretly her fingers & toes are crossed that a Senate Republican filibuster of the DISCLOSE Act holds, to protect her corporation supporters!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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New FCC Regulation

FCC regulation mandates the American public to watch 7 hours of inane TV programming each day. President Obama, SML Reid & HS Pelosi will now be able to run up the national debt even more, unobserved!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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Another New FCC Regulation

FCC regulation mandates a pharmaceutical company & a trial lawyer share the same TV commercial spot. The drug manufacturer can tell you how good the product is & the lawyer can tell you how to sue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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A Screwed Taxpayer

Federal government programs cover credit card debt, corporate bailout & mortgage default. If you have no credit card debt, own a sound business & your house has no mortgage you're a screwed taxpayer!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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Democrats Link Republicans to Tea Party

Democratic liberals find that 50% of House Republicans drink tea & 50% of Senate Republicans drink tea. However, Congressional Democrats know Republicans will be eating their lunch in November 2010!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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Pink Elephants

House Speaker Pelosi blames the 1906 San Francisco CA earthquake on Senate Republicans. See what happens when Botox, cooking sherry and marijuana are used together!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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What Illegal Immigrant Problem?

Congressional Democratic left liberals are preparing a bill requiring each American household to adopt one illegal immigrant. There are over 100 million homes & 18 million illegal's, problem solved!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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Senate Majority Leader Reid Receives Award

SML Reid was presented the Congressional Reprehensible American Politician (CRAP) award. CRAP is given to the least ethical Democratic liberal Senate leader, who has no regard for the American people!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 July 2010
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