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New Cave Markings

Message found on cave wall in France seems to say "Love of clams the root of all evil".

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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It'll Blow Your Mind

The Taliban's "Suicide Bombers & Premature Explosions" the comedy hit of the season on Al Jazeera.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Obama - I'm a Loser Admission!

...BP, Afghanistan, China etc. "I am wrong but love been in office, I cannot keep up with Farcebook and all the other things the 21st century throws at me, I am a 21st century loser!"

written by iscrivener, 27 July 2010
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Steinbrenner Already Trying To Deal

Steinbrenner already trying to purchase Angels top performer?
"What with?", asks St. Peter. "Pieces of sidewalk?"

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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"Awwww! Look At That!

President Obama on 'The View' this week. Some expected to give him a hard time by pinching him on the cheeks, watch the way his eyes move when you move a pencil from side to side in front of his nose.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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BP / CEO exiled in Siberia!

Tony Hayward has been exiled to a Russian Stalag in Siberia, Putin has promised Tony VIP treatment, 2 portions of cold cabbage soup laced with polluted olive oil daily!

written by Jaggedone, 27 July 2010
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John Kerry taking a lot of heat for 7 million dollar yacht purchase

If he was such a great naval commander, why didn't he just buy and refurbish a Swift boat from a navy surplus store?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 27 July 2010
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Chelsea Clinton's 5 million dollar wedding being called a "dog and pony show"

I can't decide; which one is Chelsea, the dog or the pony?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 27 July 2010
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Nicotine Gum Addictive

Food & Drug Administration says that nicotine gum is addictive. Recommend smoking 2-3 cigarettes a day to help you get off them.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Ask Him About Feces

In answer to question about fetal testing, VP Biden stated that he was all for it. "You don't take care of your feet, you're in big trouble, man.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Getting Crowded Here

Astronauts, cosmonauts ask that a shuttle be sent to pick up gypsies at space station.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Having A Bad Dream

This just in: Apparently you fell asleep on the couch and this Spoof reading is a bad dream. Better wake up before it gets any worse.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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More Flooding In China

Sudden flooding in China catches Riverdance Performance off guard. Villagers blame them!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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It's Now Official

Official word from leading economists: The Good Times Done Rolled!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Men Outnumber Women

Census in Wyoming shows that men outnumber women in Wyoming two to one. That's it. There are 2 men and one woman there.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Kim Jong il gravest threat yet

Sources close to North Korean leader,Kim Jong iL,say he wants South Korea to suffer for humiliating him. He muttered "I'rr get dem in the rong grass" as he watched South Korean/US war games on TV.

written by A MCRORY, 27 July 2010
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Speech Writer: You Were Only To Read First Part!

President Obama says we may need to stay in Afghanistan a little longer for our country's future safety. Also, to take people's attention away from the economy & oil spill.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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MacArthur

Newly discovered diary shows that General MacArthur thought he was Napoleon in a previous life. Notes "We both returned."

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Work Of Art

Cleaning lady at Metropolitan Museum of Art comes back after mop and bucket finds huge crowd studying it and jotting down notes. "That's for sale, you know?".

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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California Has Worst Traffic

A new survey says California has the worst traffic of any state in the union. After the announcement, there were huge traffic jams as people ran into the street yelling, "We're Number one!"

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Lohan Cancels Appearance

Lindsay Lohan has canceled her appearance scheduled for 'The View' after she gets out of jail. "Those women on there remind me too much of the ones who pass through here every night."

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Bit Of A Sock

Resting jogger in Cleveland says he's OK after ravens pluck out the eyes of his five-year-old running shoes.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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It's Nader Again!

Presidential candidate Ralph Nader gets early start on 2012 campaign by changing followers from "Nader's Raiders" to Rader's Master Debaters".

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Nader Running Again In 2012

Presidential candidate Ralph Nader gets early start on 2012 campaign by announcing his slogan, "Seventh Time's The Charm!"

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Bush & Obama!

Presidential candidate Ralph Nader gets early start on 2012 campaign by announcing his slogan, "Look What The Big Parties Gave You!"

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Vow Of Silence Broken

The Pope has stated that a vow of silence doesn't mean that you can have farting contests and giggle half the night.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Banks Raising Interest

Some banks are getting more people to invest by placing nude paintings beside their rate board. That way people don't notice that it's .5 percent, not 5. percent.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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The Nazi Fan Paris Hilton Is So Spoiled She Smells Like Naomi Campbell

Nazi fan Paris Hilton has stated that she wants to change her name to one that is more German sounding. She says she is seriously thinking about changing her name to Dusseldorf Hiltonhausen.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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The Round Mound Charles "Bring Me Mo Food Fool" Barkley

Charles Barkley, who weighs just as much as Kirstie Alley, (409 pounds), says he is going to cut back on his turkey eating. He said he is cutting back from three to two Butterball turkeys a day.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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The Ever Wandering American Idol Reject Tatiana Del Toro

American Idol reject Tatiana Del Toro was spotted walking the streets of Dublin, Ireland, muttering to herself that she knows Ryan Seacrest personally.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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The Former Actor Formerly Known As Billy Bob Thornton

In the 'Where Are They Now Department.' Billy Bob Thornton is working as a Wal-Mart greeter in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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If There's One Thing That The Scottish Songstress Susan Boyle Can't Stand It's...

Susan Boyle was going to schedule a concert in Brazil but remembered that she hates nuts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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Elin Must Have Won A Bundle

Man lives in tiny 89 sq ft house! But Tiger Woods says that it's big enough for him and his golf clubs.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Brett Favre and His Ongoing Game of Musical Retirement Chairs

Minnesota Vikings quarterback, the unretired, retired, unretired Brett Favre says that the Green Bay Packers organization called and want to retire his Green Bay Packers jock strap.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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The Former Singer Known As Madonna and Her Cure For Cellulite

Madonna's ex-maid has said that the former singer is so obsessed with cellulite that she has been known to cover her thighs with duct tape.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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Iceland By Any Other Name Is Just As Friggin Cold!

Iceland votes to have its named changed to the not so harsh sounding Snowland.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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The Tattooed Adulterous Punk Known As The Ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock

Jesse James says he is willing to prove his love for ex-wife Sandra Bullock by spending $29,000 to have every single one of his 47 tattoos laserly removed

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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The Kanye West - Taylor Momsen Relationship

Kanye West is reportedly dating Taylor Momsen. Which makes them a great pair, since one steals microphones and the other steals Miley Cyrus's act.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 July 2010
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Taliban Make Do

United Nations troops fire fight with Taliban held up in town built of old shell casings turns deadly.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Like Boy Named Sue

Ten-year-old Penis McCrapinpants dreading the start of school already.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Rose In Hall Of Fame?

Baseball's Hall Of Fame in Cooperstown agrees to let Pete Rose in if he does it under alias "Cincinnati Mullet Head".

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Turn Volume Down!

FOX News promising 100% more yelling and screaming during this fall's political campaigns.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Organic Pot The Best

Marijuana grown within 50 miles of California farmer's market recommended by nutritionists.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Use Home Grown

Petroleum-Advocacy Group recommends drilling 50 new wells in every state. "Piss on the Oil Cartel."

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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What, Me Worry?

New poll shows that most reporters fired by the New York Times get jobs at Mad Magazine.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Good Exercise

Entertainment Lady at Pa. Nursing facilities arrested for substituting live grenade for ball toss. "They said they needed to be more active so I changed things. It was a dud, but several ran away.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Probably Liberia?

Presidnt Obama rushes back to White House after VP Joe Biden sends US troops into Libraries. "Civil war there we heard, Sir. Need to get our citizens out."

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Lohan Visions

Lindsay Lohan claims she sees dead Elvis on jail toilet during the night.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Must Be Using Old One

Newest face transplant recipient looks a lot like Michael Jackson's old face.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Outbreak Hits Kentucky, W. Virginia

Retiring Kentucky Senator, Jim Bunning, admits to having possumpox.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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No Nukes!

Iran once again say that they have no nuclear weapons and to leave them alone or they will turn them loose on you.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Obama does Best Work Away From Mother-In-Law

President Obama says that he will spend 90% of the rest of the year campaigning for Senate & House candidates and on vacation.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Isle of Wight part of Axis of Evil

Anxious to increase the ever growing 'Axis of Evil', Brit bashing President Barry O'Bama has had enough of 'those Wight folk thinking they can do what they like'!

written by Magic Fingers 1966, 27 July 2010
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1 in 5 MPs are fake

So many fake MPs are now in circulation that they may have to be withdrawn and reissued. Lord Sir Grand Admiral Alan Sugar will supervise the country until this has been done.

written by Magic Fingers 1966, 27 July 2010
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Steroid Crackdown Affecting Hitters

Garza gives Rays their first-ever no-hitter, 75th one this season.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Favre: Might Play Awhile Yet

'Maybe I will be doing this when I'm 50-55,' Favre says. "I'm not that favre from that now.'

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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They Put Me In Here, All Alone

Lindsay Lohan's 'Innocent' Tattoo she reportedly got inked before jail. "She's been a nice little martyr." say guards.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Looking For Real Parents

Graying Adoptees Still Seeking Their Identities after 98-year old reunited with his grandmother.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Incidents On Planes

Did a Crying Baby Make an Air Passenger Deaf? Did a pooping baby on plane make a man lose his sense of smell?

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Police After Rock Throwers

Police hunt for yobs hurling rocks at passing cars after cracked windscreen leads to lorry driver's death in crash. Plan to ship them to Palestine.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Two-Year Countdown Begins

London celebrates 2-year countdown to 2012 Games. Plan to celebrate 2 years after, also.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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School Stereotypes

New MTV show takes on high school stereotypes: Class Clown, Nerds, Jocks, Those With Guns & Ammo, Runt.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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They Were At School When 99% Of Us Were There

New MTV show takes on high school stereotypes. Liberals object. "There are no differences!"

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Really Busy Though

Angelina Jolie says Pitt is 'wonderful father' during three weeks he's at home during the year.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Fresh Is Better, They Say

Tests aim to settle if fresher blood works better. Over 100 vampires take part...at night.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Face Rebuiling Helping Vets

New program rebuilding faces of soldiers, veterans, Nancy Pelosi.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Plenty Of Plastic Out There

Boat of plastic bottles ends 4-month Pacific sail. Gathered up enough floating bottles on the way to make three more.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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New Big Bang?

Big Bang investigators want new atom smasher. Want to produce another, get a fresh start and do it right this time.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Biggest News for American Theatre Goers

AMC Loews has announced the incredible news that it will be offering $1 drinks and popcorn this Sunday to anyone who attends a movie.

written by Charpa93, 27 July 2010
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Just Like Swift Boat Vets

US braces for blowback over Afghan war disclosures but "Swift Camel Vets" organizes to counteract it.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Bottom Line Is All Boses Want To See!

Hayward boosted BP's bottom line, but not safety, unlike any other companies such as the coal industry.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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It's Now Out In The Open

US braces for blowback over Afghan war disclosures. However, US asks other countries if their polices, acts any different.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Everybody Has Own Candidates

Target Corp. spending company money on candidates. McDonald's may run Donald for President, capture very young vote.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Same Old Thing But Now It's Legal

Target Corp. spending company money on candidates. Nothing new here except that it's now legal.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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It's Legal Now

Target Corp. spending company money on candidates as WalMart, others choose their favorites.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Cut Own Salaries By 1% As An Example

Outrage remains after CA council votes to cut pay. "Should cut their throats", says one concerned citizen.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Judge May Jail Lawyer

Blagojevich lawyer irks judge, may risk jail. Judge: Is he one of this family?

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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"This Is A God Day To Tour"

Australian caves offer new tour -- in Klingon. Ferengi's object!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Natural Gas War

Natural gas could lead to new Lebanon-Israel war as farting contests break out along the border.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Spies Are Heroes

Russian Spies Return Home to Pootin' Fanfare, New Jobs! I'm sorry, that should be "Putin's Fanfare".

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Spies Return Home

Russian Spies Return Home to Putin's Fanfare, New Jobs, New Counties under new names!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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A Wonderful Idea

New BP chief: Priority is plugging well for good. Audience amazed As No One Had Thought Of That!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Cracks In Support

Poll: A few cracks in Obama's Hispanic support as many of them losing jobs also.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Hit List, Shit List

Hit list draws fire in wake of leaked US documents. Now the "Shit list" has been hacked and released.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Leaked Documents

Hit list draws fire in wake of leaked US documents. "First Iraq, then Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, Opposite political in the US."

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Priorties!

New BP chief: Priority is plugging well for good, not sailing on our yachts. Of to a good start.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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A Workable Plan

Russia, India & China have come to an agreement about Pakistan's involvement with the Taliban. Pakistan will be paved over as a parking lot for shipping goods, manufactured in Russia, India & China!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Change is Coming

Mr. A. Moron is running for Mayor of San Francisco CA. The Independent candidate hopes to replace the Democratic far left liberal moron now occupying the office!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Guess Who's Coming to the Party

Mitch Rapp has been dispatched to block corporations trading with Iran, stop Iran sending explosives to Afghanistan and change the ridiculous rules of engagement, to protect American service people!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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George W Bush May be Elected in 2010

House Speaker Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Reid & President Obama are running against former President GW Bush after two years of Obama's administration. Pundits think Obama is just running scared!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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It's a Management Problem

The USA economy, foreign, defense, energy and illegal immigration policies are out of control. The president is having his buttocks enlarged so he can finally "find his ass!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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An Unlikely Story

Senator Kerry (D) MA, a tax and spend liberal, says "he keeps his New Zealand built yacht in RI waters not to avoid taxes and nobody in New England (MA, RI, CT, NH, ME, VT) knows how to build boats!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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What's a Starlet to Do

Los Angeles County CA was to pass an ordinance banning all alcohol and drugs. However, the REHAB Facility Association claimed that a large segment of tax revenue to the county would be eliminated.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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An Idea Worth Considering

BP Board of Directors is to decide on replacing CEO Tony Hayward or leave the position vacant. The CEO's salary and bonuses could go towards helping the gulf state residents hurt by the oil spill!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Fair Weather Friends, Who Needs Enemies

The biggest open secret ever known is that Pakistan has been taking USA funding and helping the Taliban! What about the rest of the USA's fickle Muslim country friends?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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What a Concept

President Obama is very interested in the Russian, Indian & Chinese idea of paving over Pakistan as a parking lot being applied to North Korea & possibly Iran! The Chinese are thinking about N Korea!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Justice is Served, Maybe

If Rod Blagojevich is found guilty he will go to jail. If Rod Blagojevich is found innocent, President Obama plans to make the former Illinois governor the USA's first resident ambassador to the Moon!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Aspects of Health Care Prevention

President Obama asks Congress for $10 billion to prevent any severe outbreak of athlete's foot. Vice President Biden has his foot in his mouth so much, that the president wants to be very cautious!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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It's in the Air

EPA discovers what causes San Francisco CA to have an abnormally high number of Democratic far left liberal loons. People in this city breathe Fedulium-Arsenic-Radon-Tetrides (FARTs) in their air!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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President Obama to Skip "The View" Interview

Obama asks former Secretary of State Colin Powell to sit in for him on "The View!" Press Secretary Gibbs said "Colin has more experience dealing with busybodies, having lived in the Bronx NY!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Official Snack Food of the USA

President Obama, via Executive Order, makes Chicago style pizza official snack food of the USA. The food police, Michele & other snack food vendors object, but Barack said "heck I'm the president!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Obama Appoints Chicago Pizza Czar

President Obama appoints a Pizza Czar to supervise 50 state Chicago pizza inspectors. The president said, "I just can't get a good Chicago style pizza when I travel and besides I created 51 new jobs!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 July 2010
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Crowd: Blow Some Our Way

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jerry Brown make first JOINT appearance!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Lots Of Secrets

Obama Hits GOP Over Bill To Expose "Shadow Groups" Obama Hits GOP Over Bill To Expose "Shadow Groups"! GOP Hits Obama Over Bill To Expose Birth Certificate!


written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Bad Day At Trial

Blagojevich Judge, Lawyer Clash; Jury Sent To Their Room Without Supper!

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Kind Of Cathy Though

Clinton-Mezvinsky Wedding Details Emerge! Promises her mom that she won't name any daughter Monica Mezvinsky.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Hasn't Helped Taliban

Iran's Ahmadinejad Denies Aiding Taliban. "We have never helped them Now al-Qaida is different.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Talking Bout My Mortician!

With members of The Greatest Generation dying off daily and the Groovy Generation getting old plus the Gravy Generation dying younger, one might have their kid go for a degree at Mortician school.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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You Keep You Vampires, Honey

"Woman Who Stare At Big Penises" number one again at the box office midnight specials.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Clintons Watching For Joe

Clintons afraid that Joe "You Lie" Wilson will show up at Chelsea's wedding and "Object" to the two getting married.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Pretty Big Hint

In an extremely out of character role at Disney Studios, Horney, one of the seven dwarfs has requested that his name be changed to "NINE of Seven".

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Ed On The Spot

Mother Teresa had special message for Ed McMahon. Why didn't you bring some poor people in India some of your magazine sweepstakes loot?

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Hardees Checkered By FDA

Today the FDA ordered Hardees to omit the word, "Food" from 90% of their products in ads in the future, until menus changed.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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Obama Vacation

Michelle Obama and girls plan trip to Spain where they plan to watch the rain fall upon the plain.

written by Bureau, 27 July 2010
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