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People Feel Left Out!

Clinton wedding is leaving some feeling left out. "Look at that face and she's getting married. Why can't that happen to me?", many ask.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Pot At VA Clinics

Medical marijuana to be OK in some VA clinics. Several vets offer to grow it for them.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Love Parade?

17 killed in mass panic at Germany's Love Parade. Hate Parade goes off without a hitch.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Straight up, No Bull!

A Holstein/Fresian cross cow has just given birth sextuplets. The calves are of five different breeds. The farmer claimsx that the AI man made a cock up in the insemination process.

written by IN SEINE, 24 July 2010
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America's Got Talent Rejects (#5)

AGT Rejects Sarah Biffy, the 91-year-old woman who could not stop crying as she sang "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" in Yiddish. Sharon Osbourne said she just plain messed up the stage something awful.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 July 2010
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America's Got Talent Rejects (#4)

AGT rejects The Valivindi Sisters, May and June who played "Lady of Spain" on their accordions, which they had lit on fire. Piers Morgan said that it was good, but he has seen it done before...twice.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 July 2010
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America's Got Talent Rejects (#3)

AGT Rejects Chauncey Blitzheimer and his skateboard riding turtle Timmy who did real good until he fell off the skateboard and then it took him 55 minutes to get back on.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 July 2010
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America's Got Talent Rejects (#2)

AGT rejects Woody and his amazing tap dancing rooster, Cuddles. Although the rooster was actually quite talented, one could see that his heart just wasn't in it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 July 2010
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America's Got Talent Rejects (#1)

AGT Rejects The Rico Twins, Vin and Min, who played tubas while wearing sock puppets on their ding dongs. Mandel said it wasn't appropriate for kids. Morgan said it wasn't appropriate for adults.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 July 2010
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Michael Jackson's "Blanket"

Actual father of Michael Jackson's son, Blanket, now thought to be a well-known wrapper!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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No W.N. Disease Here

Towns along the southern Mississippi have little problems with catching West Nile Virus, say physician's group. The water is so polluted it kills all the mosquitoes.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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SMA Growing Fast

America's Small Business Association says they have tripled in size over the past two years, taking in what was once big businesses & little jobs coming up growing marijuana in California.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Embryo Mix-Up

Second embryo mix-up in less than a month after Hawaiian woman gives birth to Eskimo. Clinic believes embryo hadn't quite thawed out.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Ponytail Looking Old

Old hippies in Florida community told that if they want to get the Early Bird Special at restaurant they'll have to bring a note from the Orkin man.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Just When You Think People Are Getting Smarter

'You've Been Framed' comes on the telly. Why do they do it? Why?

written by Skoob1999, 24 July 2010
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Obama Nose Down Slightly

President the first president to have a bad sunburn on the underside of his tilted nose. Urged to grow a mustache.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Obama Port-O-Potties

Barack Obama orders building of 1,000,000 port-o-potties to put people back to work and place around the 50 states, so the coming homeless will still give a shit, come election time.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Population Explosion

Traces of Viagra and Levitra show up in the Mississippi River! Mayor of River Town says "No wonder we've doubled our population according to the new census."

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Flynt On Fox

Larry Flynt to star in the new FOX One AM docu-drama, "American's Most Perverted".

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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New Xerox With Extras

The Xerox Company says that their new copier, the X-7 model, will not only copy 95% of all asses on single piece of paper, but make it look smaller.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Ozzy: Freaking Freaky

Two vampires in rehab after paying a midnight visit with Ozzy Osbourne.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Mothra Winner

Mothra nominated for Nobel Peace Prize after bringing down big fire-breathing lizard.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Old Versus Young

Older drivers ARE best after hi-tech tests show they outshine younger rivals, even with that constant left turn signal always being on.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Brokeman Mountain Slurp?

David Davis belittles Coalition with 'Brokeback Mountain' slurp! That should be, "slur".

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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No Prison Parties

Humiliating slapdown for Justice Minister as Cameron orders U-turn on taxpayer funding of prison parties. Hookers complain.


written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Might Be In Wrong Profession

Builder choked to death after paramedic 'was too scared to treat him'.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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"For Peaceful Purposes"

Iran: Developing nuclear energy "For Peaceful Purposes", guarded by 300 soldiers, dogs, barbed wire electric fence.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Another Miracle Landing

New York police say that an unmanned drone has landed safely in the Hudson River!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Government Recall

US Government asks company to recall all home versions of water boarding kits. "Could be misused".

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Fleer's Drops Candy

Fleer's Candy Company dropping their FEZ candy due to low sales.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Tune Dropped From Ad

Planned Parenthood to drop their commercial song "Mama Told Me Not To Come!" by Three Dog Night.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Biden Continues Campagning

Biden: We're done for year -- let campaigning start! Actually it's the country that's 'done for'.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Do As We 'Say" No As We Do!

Congress' Food Tab: $604,000 for Bottled Water. Special tax needed.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Landis Looking For Lucre?

Floyd Landis: 'I saw Lance Armstrong using drugs'. Whole tin of aspirin in locker!'

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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BP Drilling In Libya

BP set for deep-water drilling off Libya! Gadaffi: Bring It On!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Obese Tax?

Germany Weighs New Tax on Obese. Britain says it might levy new taxes on "Pound For Pound" tax

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Underwear Bandit Caught

Police nab bandit who used underwear as mask, hiding in bathroom stall.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Dong Fever?

Dong Fever Showing Up In Central Florida. I'm sorry, that should be Dengue Fever!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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VA Approving Pot?

V.A. Easing Rules for Users of Medical Marijuana. US my need one hundred new facilities.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Az. Send DC A Message

Missouri's "Show Me" State argues that Arizona cannot change their motto to "Blow Me" State!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Obamas To Florida

AP source: Obamas to vacation on Gulf Coast, as soon as oil slick cleaned up.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Show-Me State

Missouri State offers unique geotourism degree to go along with degree in Beers Around The World!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Equipment Failure Produced Freaks

Equipment defect leads to reanalysis of gene study. "No wonder we turned out those monsters", states one scientist.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Ancient Woman Suggests Diverse Migration

Ancient woman suggests diverse migration ...as 125-year-old wants to kick up her heels in New Orleans, Memphis!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Maybe A Little

UK reiterates BP not involved in Lockerbie, oil release.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Ag. Official May Not Return To Job!

Ousted ag official unsure about returning to work. Wants officially apology from Obama.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Baby Turtles Released Back Into Gulf

Despite oil, baby turtles being released to Gulf after volunteers run out of wildlife to clean up.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Everyone Wondering What Will Happen

Ships, oil slick steam to safer waters as storm guns for Gulf!

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Iran's Studies Nuclear Fusion Reactor, Time Travel

Iran studies building nuclear fusion reactor. Something no one has achieved but it gets their name in the news.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Disney Chose Hawaii First

Disney gives sneak peek of new Hawaii resort. Haitian resort put on hold.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Hawaiian Disney

Disney gives sneak peek of new Hawaii resort, Minni's new mini (grass) skirt.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Things Heating Up!

Heat advisory in effect for today as November elections getting close, states battling federal government.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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White House Ass-Kicking Ran Wild!

Obama kids say that their dad even got an ass-kicking from his Mother-In-Law after one beer conference.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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In Good Company

Gen. McChrystal retires in military ceremony. "Alongside MacArthur, I'm in good company."

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Mariners Dugout Fight

Mariners' dugout fight sets new season low point as someone hid the steroids.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Ass-Kicking Own Party

Democrats wary of motivation problem with liberals. "Time for more ass-kicking", says Obama.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Pretty Rough Sentence

Army sergeant guilty of sex trafficking in Washington demoted to Private, will do toilet duty, clean grease traps in Kitchen on KP for ten years.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Obama's Daughters To Babysit

Barack Obama's daughters might be growing up in White House, but that does not mean they have to miss out on a rite of passage for US girls -- a babysitting job. First to care for: Joe Biden's mouth.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Disney At Hawaii

Disney gives sneak peek of new Hawaii resort with plenty of mice for everyone.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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$35 Computer

India unveils prototype of $35 tablet computer that you can easily carry in your...well actually on your back.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Different Plans

Obama slams GOP plan, GOP warns of tax hikes by Obama, Both working hard to screw you.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Having Problems With Aim

NKorea vows nuclear response to US-SKorea drills, but not sure exactly where nuclear response would hit.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Cameron's speech analysed

..skeleton in our cupboard. A simpleton when first starting, I detonated my self into action, with come to next...
Guess what? Four Eton's mentioned!

written by Inchcock, 24 July 2010
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Price Jump!

Saudis, Kuwait blame latest oil jump on the rising cost of barrels.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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Not Very Encouraging

Operation: French Foreign Legion gets underway in Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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"Take Over For Me Nurse!"

Surgeons have been banned from texting while doing brain surgery.

written by Bureau, 24 July 2010
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