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Police Issue Warning Regarding Warning Of Warning

If you ignored the last warning, please don't ignore the warning before that one........oh my god! he's behind you!!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 16 July 2010
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Bad headline number 62:

Cemetery Allows People to be Buried by Their Pets

written by IN SEINE, 16 July 2010
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Now It Begins

BP executives say they have 'no memory' of any oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Obama Pledges Ten Billion

President Obama pledges over 10 billion dollars to be spread around so people will quit worrying so much over everything.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Cuba Loosening Up!

Cuba travel rules, Fidel Castro's fatigues, loosening.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Hard Name To Remember

Would you take one of those, oh, you know... Alzheimer's test!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Byrd Replacement Named

Senator Byrd replacement pecked! I'm sorry, that should be 'picked'!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Still Singing Little Song!

Don't worry, Bobby McFerrin's still happy, in his home at Happy Valley Group Shelter.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Witness: Something Wiggled

1.6-magnitude earthquake barely strikes Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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8,345 Times Mother Has Hugged Him!

Japanese man can recite Pi to 83,431, but can't remember girlfriend's telephone number...because he has none.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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"Come On In, Honey!"

Lindsay Lohan's fingernail message to judge got through. She's to be the cellmate of Big Alice!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Sounds Like A College Course For Basketball Team

Cher's daughter, Chastity has her fifth operation to become a male. This one is Penis Appreciation Enhancement.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Gibson to explode

Mel Gibson has announced that he will blow himself up next week. "I've had enough of this bullshit and, to be honest, I deserve it."

written by The Jonner, 16 July 2010
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Mel's Book Now Well

Mel Gibson's book, "Why The **** Can't We All Get Along" now at #12,988 of bestsellers.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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AHA!!

Sarah Palin catches hubby looking out their window at redheaded Russian spy.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Should Benefit Mankind?

Swiss solar plane makes history with round-the-clock flight, hailed by US. Now we can make attack drones that fly noiselessly.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Loss Of P In Auckland

Five million dollars worth of P seized in Auckland. Ladies rounded up and sent back home.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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What's the secret of your success?

Asked how he had he had advanced over the years in the political sphere, Chancellor Osborne, 38, replied: "I started off years ago with no ideas, nothing - I still have most of it left"

written by Inchcock, 16 July 2010
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Another Breakthrough

New bionic legs will help armless man romp around like a horse!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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A One-Pipe Problem

Pipe smoking pensioner fined for dropping matchstick which burned his finger. "Good thing Sherlock Holmes doesn't live today", he tells Officials.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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BP Employee Replaces Indian

'Homophobia is rife in public life and gays are forced to hide their sexuality', says ex-BP employee who will replace Indian in Village People.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Parent's Ashes Lost

Parcelforce lost my dead parents: Couple's ashes binned after going missing on way to final resting place. Will not settle for memorial at dump.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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2.5 Million Withdrawals

More than 2.5m Muslims threaten to leave Facebook after four Islamic pages are taken down. So, what's the problem? Next time they will insist all wear veils.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Online Slime

Unmasked, the single mother behind sick online shrine to fugitive gunman, plans new one "Pol Pot Was Hot!"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Sick Shrine

Unmasked, the single mother behind sick online shrine to fugitive gunman. Plans new one, "Hitler's Heroes".

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Horny Llama, Couples

Eager male llama chases female onto highway. Dozens of couples in autos head for nearest motel.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Horny Llama!

Eager male llama chases female onto highway. Stopped couple in car say that was the biggest HUMP in the road they had ever seen.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Airline Fees Flexible

Airline fees make it hard to shop for best deal. Now they're measuring size of your feet.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Pulitzer prize win for 'Bureau'

This prolific 'snippet writer' is nominated for services to cheering up spoof news readers!

written by Magic Fingers 1966, 16 July 2010
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Google Earth Viewers Up 50%

Website, Google Earth offer 3-D views of Hawaii. tail twisting dancers.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Obamas Remain In Maine

Obama's Maine island long visited by rich, famous, those fearing tsumani on the Gulf Coast.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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'Bullet' Fetches Large Sum

Roy Rogers' dog Bullet fetches $35K at NYC auction, after record sale of Trigger. Dale up next!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Gibson Recordings Out

Detectives get recordings in Gibson custody case. Learn a total of 11 new words.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Prescription Drug Abuse

Gov't says abuse of prescription meds skyrocketing! "What did they expect from we Boomers? It's not like we didn't warn you for 40 years!"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Whoa! Try Mixing These!

Government says abuse of prescription medications, patients, are skyrocketing

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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No Out Of Pocket Expenses

Some preventive care to have no out-of-pocket cost. "No, you'll need to get a bank loan for these."

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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FDA Rejects Diet Pill

FDA panel rejects experimental weight loss pill. "Only weight loss will be for your billfold."

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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But It Works

FDA panel rejects experimental weight loss pill as volunteers taking it notice heads are shrinking.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Gulf Spill Altering Food

Scientists say Gulf spill altering food web. "They get used to this oily taste, we'll have to spill some every so many years."

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Well, It Helped Overall

Sea turtles rescued from Gulf spill released, snapped up by hungry sharks, gators.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Outback Discovery

Cave of marsupial fossils discovered in Outback, behind big sacks of Bloomin' Onions!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Warmest On Record

Warmest June on record, climate scientists say. Show television audience warped record.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Can't Win?

European stocks up as euro heads to $1.30 against dollar, meaning less US tourism, purchases this year.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Mattel Up!

Mattel 2Q net income more than doubles after coming up with brand new set of adult toys.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Mattel Income up!

Mattel 2Q net income more than doubles, after toying around with a few figures.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Bank Of America Doing Fine (Print)

Bank of America earns $2.78B in 2nd quarter after new $100 a year fee to keep up with customers accounts, $500 penalty for major withdrawals.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Obamas In Maine

Obamas head to family weekend on Maine coast, right after Stephen King family and Jessica Fletcher move out for a few days.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Goes Down Smooth & So Will You

Ethanol industry scrambles to keep incentives, sell a little on the side to groups in East Tennessee, Kentucky mountains.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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More Asteroids Discovered

25,000 new asteroids found by NASA's sky mapping. That makes 200,000 wandering around out there, enough to give you the heebie jeebies!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Why Does Everyone Want Me?

Abductee or defector, nuke scientist back in Iran yesterday, abducted by aliens overnight.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Can't Make Up His Mind

Abductee or defector, nuke scientist back in Iran. Now claims that he has been abducted by Iran.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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DC Earthquake

Minor earthquake rattles the DC area. Blamed on the movement of too many Fat Cats at the same time.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Gremany, China Wheeling & Dealing

Germany, China sign billions of dollars in deals. "What else are we going to do with all these dollars?"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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But Avoid Horses

Sniffing insulin may help memory lost to Alzheimer's. Sniffing glue could bring in a lot of new memories.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Not Telling Full Story?

Obamas head to family weekend on Maine coast. "We're getting as far away from Florida mess as we can get. But you all can go down there for vacations."

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Or, On The Other Hand

Gulf geyser stops gushing, but will it hold? BP thinks so, yet it could cause ground to explode sending Tsunami toward cities on the Gulf Coast!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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BP Hedges Bet

Gulf geyser stops gushing, but will it hold? BP says yes, but still could cause chain reaction underground that would split the United States into!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Lucille Ball's Daughter Upset #2

Lucille Ball's daughter trying to stop auction as Desi's drums, Fred Merts pants second to go on the block.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Lucille Balls Daughter Upset

Lucille Ball's daughter trying to stop auction, as Lucy's 100 red-head wigs the first to go on the block!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Common Reaction

25,000 new asteroids found by NASA's sky mapping group, who go around ducking their heads.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Airstrike Kills Taliban Leader

NATO airstrike kills Taliban commander, police say. 112th leader killed thus far this year. On course for a record!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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From Dumas

Russia Duma's OK more power for security service, according to their leader, a 'Ding-Dong Daddy'!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Kid Made One & It Sold

New hobby breaks out as Horse-Apple faced dolls may be the big hit for this year's Green Holiday gifts!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Apple Faces

Apple faces music on iPhone flaw but recall unlikely. "You can always make an 'apple-faced doll from them", says rep.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Ancient Species Rediscovered

Ancient species discovered in Barrier Reef depths as sabre-toothed tigers somehow learned to breathe underwater.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Hey I Recognize That!

Sniffing insulin may help memory lost to Alzheimer's. Also, in males, sniffing wife's privates.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Weight Gain In Elderly

Excess Weight in Older Women Linked to Diminished Memory as too many brain cells mostly fat. "Must Eat Fat" zombies being created.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Old Ship Discovered

Ship junked 200 years ago uncovered at WTC site. Bodies of several aliens found aboard.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Iranian Scientist Popular Here Too

Iranian scientist was CIA asset for years: New York Times. Appeared on Letterman with Top Ten 'What If Mahmoud Was Ruling The World?"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Iranian Scientist Back In Iran

Iranian scientist was CIA asset for years: New York Times. "Often seen on Oprah, spilling his guts."

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Thoughout His Ordeal!

Iranian scientist was CIA asset for years: New York Times. Was guest of honor at many Yankee games.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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BP Adds More Trouble Possible

Gulf geyser stops gushing, but will it hold? BP thinks so.
"Of course, the ground around it could explode!"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Oil Leak Finally Capped Temporarily

BP says the cap is holding the oil at bay but not sure if the oil underneath is going someplace else. There are reports today of oil gushing from geysers at Yellowstone Park. No connection they say.

written by Charpa93, 16 July 2010
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We Are Responsible

Previously unknown group claims responsibility for not knowing about anything that might have happened today.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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World Ended Yesterday

- some parts not yet affected

written by The Medium Cheese, 16 July 2010
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Rove To Run?

Rumors circulating that Karl Rove may run for President in 2012. Rove was known as "Bush's Brain" just a few years ago. Not sure that "Bush's Brain" would make a good campaign slogan!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Gore On The Loose

Scruffy-looking Al Gore says he had the right to look into your bedroom window to see if you and the wife were adding to global warming. Were you?

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Bum Twats Tits

A vagrant has been apprehended by RSPCA officers on Hampstead Heath for throwing bricks at a nest of bluetits.

written by The Medium Cheese, 16 July 2010
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Sperm Bank Hold-Up

Man holds up sperm bank in California. Demands $100,000 "or a lot of innocent little babies are going to wind up looking like David Crosby!"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Martha Back In Hot Water!

Italy, cracking down on the mob, say they now have direct links to Martha Stewart!

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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You Have To Make Do!

Since Kentucky Airports cannot afford scanners, a guard always sneezes and listens closely to hear if anyone says "Allah bless you!"

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Some Kind Of Warning

Hustler Magazine offices closed after secretary receives threatening letter and flattened pickled penis.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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"Not Many Winners"

GOP shows film of Democrats driving old Republican voters to Las Vegas to "Pull Voting Handles".

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Bin Laden Hires Lawyers

Osama Bin Laden hires Roman Polanski's attorneys right after the recent decision not to deport Polanski to the US.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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Mel Could Be A Chart Climber

Friends(?) say there is no truth that Mel Gibson's recent tirades will wind up on a rap CD.

written by Bureau, 16 July 2010
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